"A long, long time ago, there was a mountain here, and there was a temple on the mountain, and there was a monk in the temple, and the monk had a toilet, and then, there was the Supreme Toilet Town. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info" The old man stated the plot to Lu Xiuxiu.

“。。。 Can you tell me what the inner monk did with the toilet or what happened between him and the toilet... ”

“。。。 I'm just succinctly stating the origin of Supreme Toilet Town. ”

"Can you be more concise! It's already Jane, and there's not even scum left! How the hell did this place come about? ”

"I said, don't worry about these details! Isn't it true that normal players take on missions just for experience? After taking the task, I went to kill the monster and watch the yarn plot! ”

"As a loyal love cultivator, the plot must not miss a word! If you miss a word, you may not be able to sister! ”

"Oh well! I'll spoil a little more, a long, long time ago, there was a mountain here, there was a temple on the mountain, there was a monk in the temple, the monk had a toilet, and then, there was the Supreme Toilet Town. ”

"What's a spoiler for that! No change at all! ”

The old man dragged the dialog box from the ground, and used the red marker pen to repeat the first sentence, and circled the second sentence in the sentence he had just said.

"Nima's tone of one more word is a lot of spoilers!"

"That's it, the monster to be killed in this mission is to worship the Toilet Cult and rescue the townspeople who are enclosed on the Toilet Mountain." The old man threw the dialog behind him: "By the way, I am the only person in Supreme Toilet Town who is not controlled by the Order, witty and heroic, smart, sensitive, brave, decisive, wise and brave. ”

"I rubbed so many adjectives, and the name turned out to be dirty!"

"The name represents a person's thoughts and tastes, the name represents a person's beliefs and ideals, the name represents a person's future and hope, my name represents my profound thoughts that I will never be associated with evil forces, represents my noble qualities as a messenger of justice, and represents my supreme glory as the only person in the town who has been defecating in the open!"

“。。。 What a broken task, don't do it, this broken place is really smoky. Inside, Cheng Enjun, let's go, go and sell anal! ”

"Sao Nian, the equipment you can get by completing this task is... The old man took out a miniature toilet and put it on his arm, posing in a pose that he thought was cool: "Come out!" That is, put Saybris! Open defecation messenger! ”

I saw a burst of light erupt from the toilet bowl he put on his arm, and it circled around the entire garbage dump, forming a huge magic array, which was combined by all the toilets hidden deep in the garbage dump to form a transformer. (I originally wanted to write about the demon god.,It's more in line with my own wishes.,But if there is a generation gap for a slightly younger reader, you may not understand what the demon god is.。。。 ）

"Wow! I've done it! Lu Xiuxiu excitedly took the task: "Is this the first mecha I have changed this world?" It's decided! I'm going to rename it Dilfon White Style! (Sword of Broken Blades: The protagonist's body name plus IS's protagonist's body name)

"No! Call the Open Defecation Messenger! This is the sacrosanct name that I gave to him from the Maker! ”

"What a sacrosanct name! Didn't you come up with your own name? You don't also infringe on the sacrosanct name of the person who named you! ”

"I didn't come up with my own name!"

“。。。。。。 From the name it was destined to be a product that was going to defecate everywhere... ”

“。。。。。。 Okay, you can call it whatever you like! ”

"Great! I'm going to kill the Toilet Cult right now! Lu Xiuxiu took out the helmet, cloak, spear and round shield from his backpack, and Wu Chengen patted him on the shoulder: "I said, this place seems to be closed." ”

"Huh?" Lu Xiuxiu looked around and saw that the garbage dump was surrounded by a white fence with high barbed wire sparks.

The walls look solid, about three meters high, and the barbed wire is also dense, about two meters high.

“soeasy！” Lu Xiuxiu reached out to take the toilet controller on the old man's arm to urinate in the open: "Wait for me to step on the mecha and break through the wall!" ”

"No way!" The old man quickly stuffed the controller with open urine: "This is the reward for completing the task!" You can't claim the quest until it's completed! ”

"Who prescribes! Let me try it first, and then let's talk about how to do it. Lu Xiuxiu crossed his hands and clasped his hands, and behind him appeared the background of his own flowers that had just been stolen from Xuanxuan, his eyes full of tears.

The old man who defecated in the open was suppressed: "... Then ... You can use it, and remember to return it to me when you go out. ”

"Oh also!" Lu Xiuxiu pulled the toilet-shaped controller from the old man's arm and put it on his arm: "Come on, Dierfeng White Style!" The controller flashed a golden light, and I saw that a large toilet bowl was opened from the white forehead of Nadier Peak, and a light was projected from it, shining on Lu Xiuxiu's body, Lu Xiuxiu was slowly sucked into the toilet by the light in a flying shape, and the passionate march background music sounded! This is the state in which the protagonist enters the mecha and is about to save the world! The two eyes of the Dilfeng white style emitted a strong light! Struggling to pose a domineering messenger of justice!

Wow wow wow wow! This is handsome! This domineering! Come on! The future of the world depends on you! Come on! Lu Xiuxiu! Save the world!

I saw Lu Xiuxiu slowly enter the toilet bowl on the forehead of Dierfeng Baishi, and with a strong flushing sound, Lu Xiuxiu excreted out of Dierfeng Baishi's buttocks with a pile of sewage。。。。。。

He also slapped a piece of wet toilet paper on his head, and lay on the ground depressed, soaked in sewage, looking at the sky and the white buttocks of Dilfon with his eyes lost...

“。。。 Inside, are you alright?。。。 Wu Chengen leaned over and asked cautiously.

"I'm so simple... Lu Xiuxiu slowly stood up, and slowly walked in front of the complacent old man who urinated everywhere: "I made the appearance of a demon god, and the result is a giant flushing toilet!! ”

"Well, it's advanced."

"First your sister!!" Lu Xiuxiu angrily wanted to slap the past, thought about the end of the skill, and threw the controller to the ground in anger.

"Hey, don't fall! What should I do if I break it! This is the most advanced mech! It's all to blame that you just called his wrong name! Do it all over again! The old man picked up the controller and put it on Lu Xiuxiu's arm, and shouted: "Come out, open defecation messenger!" ”

The controller flashed a golden light, and I saw that a large toilet bowl was opened again from the white forehead of Nadier Peak, and another light was projected from it, shining on Lu Xiuxiu's body, Lu Xiuxiu was impatient and wanted to die and was slowly sucked into the toilet by the light, and the passionate march background music sounded! In the blink of an eye, Lu Xiuxiu was already sitting in an advanced cab! He excitedly looked at the hologram and the complex keystick in front of him: "Wow! This is a demon god who can really be manipulated! ”

His excited voice was transmitted outside by the loudspeaker, and the old man proudly held his beard in open defecation: "That's right! I've been working on it for years! Now go and break down the walls and go and solve the crisis in Supreme Toilet Town! ”

Lu Xiuxiu looked at the keys excitedly, there were a lot of colors, a lot of keys, no annotations at all, and I didn't know what it was for... Fortunately, there are up and down left and right keys. . .

He pondered for a long time and didn't understand, tentatively pressed forward, and then pressed a green button, and the messenger stepped forward, and then radiated a missile from his back to the sky, and the missile disintegrated and decomposed in the air Countless bombs with parachutes on their backs, they slowly floated downward, and the residents of the town looked at the strange small umbrellas that appeared in the sky in confusion, as well as the giants that appeared in the big inside of the town, the small umbrellas slowly touched the ground, and the whole town was instantly in flames.

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