Chapter 18: It's all a routine

At the head of the village, Yan San played all his housekeeping skills, damn in this place where there is a lack of aura, if he doesn't cultivate for him, he is a waste of firewood. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Staring coldly at the tumbling splash on the surface of the water, all that appeared on the surface of the river were dense little heads. The only thing on the shore that can improve combat effectiveness is the goose soft stone, and after throwing more than a dozen of them, Yan San pulled out his legs to run, and he couldn't move an inch like a nail under his feet.

Fog grass, could it be that what Tao Lao Zu said is true? Yan Sangongzi seriously suspected that his mother must have been robbed of her soul by some big man, so she did the bloody thing of killing her own son.

The head tumbling on the water surface and the little ghosts fried in the eighteen-layer hell oil pot spread out layer by layer, rushing towards Yan San Gongzi.

And the great demon lord only has two pebbles left in his hands, and he is not a cannon machine, damn, which one are you going to fight?

The things in the water seemed to be very jealous of him, and as if they were tempting, finally a bold one rushed out of the neat line, and was the first to climb ashore, roaring at Yan San with hideous eyes.

At close range, Yan San finally saw clearly what was attacking him, Fog Grass! Zhongli flowers the clown raised by their family, the Naihe Hades Ape.

Poor Yan San was angry and afraid, and with a "wow" squirting of black phlegm at the beast with white fangs at him, the big stones in his hand were all thrown into the open stinky mouth.

The bald water monkey without a single hair on his body, brutal and fierce by nature but quick in action, the water monkey who wanted to earn the first skill jumped out of his body, dodged the attack of Yan San's thick phlegm, with one arm, looked up to the sky and roared, and his sharp claws scratched Yan Sangongzi's prosperous beauty with a cold face.

God's cliff is to make him die happily, and he can move under his feet with a sudden luck, but there is a huge difference in strength between the two sides, Yan San just put on a sportswear for less than half a day and was cut a long hole by a sharp claw.

If the clothes are broken, they can be replaced with new ones, but if this face is going to be broken, how many elixirs do you have to take to recover? Besides, now he is a poor egg, not to mention the elixir, and he can't even get a spirit grass.

The Naihe apes in the back found that Yan San was now a waste, and they jumped out of the water one after another, and a few blocked the road to the village, and adopted encirclement tactics to surround Yan San.

Without the weapon in hand, Yan San simply took off the sportswear on his body, got wet in the water, tied one end around his hand and neck, and picked it up as a soft whip.

This group of water monkeys knew that Yan San couldn't escape, so they began to play tricks on him, driving from east to west, making Comrade Yan San spin around and his eyes were full of stars.

Yanyu and Senior Brother Yuebai, who were wearing big straw hats, hurried to the river, and saw Yan San jumping up and down like a madman, dancing with his hands and scolding in his mouth, running along the riverbank.

"Senior brother, the water ghost is at the bottom of the river, one hundred and fifty meters in the direction of two o'clock in front of the right, there are eight tentacles, and each tentacle has an automatic wooden flute." Yanyu looked away, stared at the river with blazing eyes, and said to Yuebai.

"Senior sister, I know, you have to pay attention to safety, be careful of sneak attacks." After Yuebai tightened his clothes, he jumped into the river with a copper coin sword made of more than a dozen copper coins in his left hand.

Yuebai followed Yanyu's instructions, and when she entered the water, she threw the demon charm she had just drawn into it, and the water splashed and set off a huge water curtain, with a deafening explosion, and the huge tentacles of the eight-legged water monster that did not escape were blown off in half.

Yuebai was ecstatic, the little junior sister's drawing level has improved very quickly, if it weren't for the lack of the last stroke, the complete demon slaying talisman could directly transform this monster.

Running towards the monster controlling the wooden flute with a copper coin sword, the smoke and rain on the shore stared at the back of the senior brother, and wondered to himself, "It's so strange, why can't you see the spirit of this monster?" ”

On the other side, Yan Sangongzi, who was chased by the Naihe ape and fled in embarrassment, suddenly heard a loud noise behind him, and knew that someone was coming to rescue him, and his heart was overjoyed, and he didn't wait for him to look back, and saw that the water monkey in front of him who had been playing and teasing him made a weird crisp sound, and then kept writhing, and the skin of the beard was opened, and a black fire appeared, and with a "bang" explosion, the whole body turned into flesh and blood, and scattered in all directions.

It doesn't matter if this self-detonation occurs, as long as the water monkeys stuck to the flesh and blood of their companions begin to explode without exception, this chain reaction is like stepping on a minefield, detonating instantly, and the scene is no less than the explosion of an atomic bomb.

Of course, the minefield, the atomic bomb, these things that only exist in the mortal world, as a demon lord, Yan Sangongzi does not understand. At this time, he trembled and squatted on the ground with his head in his hands, and the overwhelming rain of blood almost buried him, and the air was extremely disgusting.

Finally waited until the surroundings were quiet again, Yan San raised his head with palpitations, Zhong Lihua, Zhong Lihua, why didn't you know that you had raised a group of house slaves with such a great power, no wonder they all had big bellies like a basket, and their feelings were full of ghostly fire, but there was no fuse primer, how did these fools blow themselves up?

The place that the eyes could see was full of black and red corpses and stinking blood with green smoke, Yan San walked towards the village with weak legs, looking around in wonder as he walked, such a big movement, not far from the village, why didn't anyone come to watch?

Here, Yanyu stared at Yan San who came over, wondering if his talisman could drive away his hysteria. Just now he was running along the river in a crazy way, and now he kept patting his body, this symptom is very similar to being possessed by dirty things, but with the protection of a straw hat, the smoke and rain did not see any ghosts on him.

Yan Sangongzi smelled the fishy smell on his body and kept nagging, and the few greens in his stomach were spit out by him, and in a trance, he found a pair of feet on the ground in front of him, and looked up, "Little Daogu, why don't you save me?" ”

Yanyu was pushed by him, and almost shook off the straw hat on his head, "Salt...... Three spoonfuls of salt, are you sick? ”

"You say I'm sick?" Yan San is angry, you get a hat to button your head at night, who is sick?

"Well, my level of drawing talismans is not high, and when my senior brother catches the water ghost and comes back, let him draw a peace talisman for you, so that you will be less sick."

Yan San was stunned, thought for a moment, and then said, "I want to be able to guard against all the demons and monsters." ”

Eh, Yanyu scratched her head in distress, "I don't know if my senior brother can draw it, and if there is anything uncomfortable, you must tell us." ”

Yan San looked at her mockingly, covered by a straw hat, and couldn't see her expression, this stupid Dao Gu couldn't see that she was full of stink now?

This is a person who climbed up from the river, and he was overjoyed, "Senior brother, have you caught it?" ”

"Well, an evil ghost who has been dead for many years, has cultivated some skills through Feng Shui treasures, and I have surpassed him." Yanyu carefully inspected the senior brother, and found that except for the tips of the shoes, the clothes were dry, and nodded with satisfaction, "Let's go back!" ”

"Wait, you two don't have any other questions for me?" Yan San pointed to the disgusting meat residue on his body.

Yuebai snorted coldly again, Yanyu straightened his straw hat, and walked around Yan San, except for some wrinkles in his clothes, there was a lot of mud on his trousers.

"Three spoons of salt, you still have to bear with it, tomorrow I will go to the pharmacy to prepare some herbs for you, the effect may not be obvious."

"What do you mean?"

Yuebai pointed at her head mockingly, "Let's go, junior sister, don't pay attention to him, I think it's mostly lazy and slippery and doesn't want to do homework." ”

In a cave tens of thousands of miles away from this village, Tao Laozu pinched his fingers and counted for a long time, and said with a gloomy smile, "Hehe, make a fantasy to scare him, see if he dares to escape!" ”