Chapter 17: Poor Demon Lord
Yan San was carried back to Jiang Laohan's house, and the villagers followed closely along the way, and the discussion became louder and louder, "Oh, this guy has this figure, is there any way to exercise muscles in Maoshan?" ”
"My male god, not only is he good-looking, but he also has eight-pack abs, wow, what a feast for the eyes today!"
“……”
Yan San, who was buzzing and noisy, closed his eyes, out of sight and out of mind, what the hell is Yuebai, you are sincere in making me embarrassed, so you can get me a dress and put it on first, you must know that the panties on his ass are golden yellow, and the daily underwear of the Demon Lord is standard. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info said what did the stupid aunt do? Who was it that gave him the breath under the water just now? Could it be the ice cube face of Yuebai?
A child in open crotch pants who was left behind at the end of the line looked back at the big river at the entrance of the village inexplicably, and muttered, "Hey, what about the little man in black, why didn't he come out of the river?" ”
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At Jiang Laohan's house, when there was chaos by the river, Aunt Jiang had already prepared a table of vegetarian dishes to entertain Yanyu and the three of them.
Catching a glimpse of the senior brother coming in from outside with a black face, he quickly stuffed a chopstick of green vegetables into his mouth, and Yanyu rushed over, "Senior brother, how are the three spoonfuls of salt?" ”
"Alive!" Yuebai glared angrily at Yan San, who was walking slowly behind him, the person who caused the trouble didn't realize how bad he was now, he didn't know that the kind sister-in-law gave him a pair of flower pants to put on his body, and he also counted how many flowers there were on it.
"Rice bucket, you're not dead, are you?" Yan San pushed away the smoke and rain that came over in disgust, unguarded by a yellow talisman pasted on his brain.
Everyone was stunned, thinking of Xiaodaogu's performance on the mountain, and seeing that the head of Maoshan Xiaodao was also labeled with talismans, they didn't dare to breathe, and closed their mouths and stared at them.
Except for the eyeballs, Yan San couldn't move at all, Yanyu wiped his mouth and put the index finger and middle finger of his right hand together in front of his chest, and after silently reciting a spell in his mouth, he removed the talisman in front of Yan San's forehead and threw it into the air without fire and spontaneous combustion.
Yan San and the villagers around him all felt a cool and swishing wind blowing, and everyone was excited, and they returned to normal in a moment.
Everyone looked at each other and took a step back, widening the distance between them and Yan San.
Yanyu's beautiful pupils like black pearls were infinitely dilated in front of Yan San, and with his toes cocked, Yanyu nodded seriously, "Well, it seems that he has not been possessed by a water ghost." ”
Yan San still maintained her original posture, and her two small hands were pressed on it, her master's brain should have entered the water, and she didn't want to take it away at all. Yan San's face turned black directly from pale, and he was just about to be angry and rainy when he was dragged away by Yuebai behind him, "Yanyu, why bother with him, I don't know the hearts of good people." The last sentence was obviously said to Yan San, the angry demon lord raised his fist, and the straw bag punched him in the river, plus the previous seven, seven, eight, eight, one day he will get it back.
Wait, thinking of what Yanyu just said, Yan San was stunned, water ghost?
"Hey, wait, what water ghost? It's clear that you took the opportunity to beat me, you made it clear to me, so you made it mysterious, you really thought I was a fool? ”
At the dinner table, Jiang Laohan was afraid that they would be restrained, so he blasted away the lively people and said, "It's already late today, the three masters might as well stay at my house and rest, tomorrow morning there is a car to the town in front, and the three masters can be sent to the town." ”
Yuebai couldn't ask for it, and hurriedly thanked him, after Jiang Laohan withdrew, Yuebai picked up the rice bowl and ate the first meal of the day, because Shannan Zhenren was too sad in the morning, so he didn't eat breakfast.
"Senior brother, did you bring cinnabar?" Yanyu sat here and ate for a long time, but he still felt that there was still room in his stomach, and his mouth was not idle.
"Well, you're going to draw talismans at night?" Yuebai looked at her strangely.
"Him!" Yan San, who had a dark face opposite Yanyu's fingers, withdrew his fingers and sneered, "Oh, it's to draw a talisman." ”
"Yanyu, what the hell is going on? Why do children say you jumped into the river? Yuebai doesn't like Yan San, and automatically filters the child to say that he is crazy.
"There seems to be a water ghost in the river, I don't have a straw hat, I can't see clearly." Yanyu lowered his head and began to attack the vegetables on the plate again.
"Huh? Was your arm bitten by a monster? Yuebai's face sank, and she pulled open the sleeves of Yanyu, she was wearing a floral cloth shirt found out by Aunt Jiang, and there were three black holes on her tender lotus-like arms, Yuebai frowned, and took out a small medicine bottle from her baggage.
"Senior brother, I've taken medicine, don't worry about it, eat it quickly!" Yanyu, who was stuffy and pulled rice, said vaguely.
Yuebai glared at Yan San who was pulling the dishes reproachfully, this bastard would only cause trouble, and he was extremely annoying!
After the meal, Yanyu was sleepy, and he went to the corner of the wall to start making up for sleep, Yuebai saw that Yan San had nothing to do, and threw him a scripture book, "What the ancestor commanded, you must understand thoroughly within a month, otherwise he will send you to where you should go." ”
"What? Did the old man really say that? Yan San, who was crooked to the side looking for an opportunity to make a move, shouted.
Yuebai glanced at him contemptuously, and squeezed out a cold snort in his nose, this bastard is actually disrespectful to the ancestor, just appear out of thin air and be so arrogant, but you have to observe who he is sacred, why did the ancestor let him accompany Yanyu down the mountain, if it is a wine bag and rice bag, find a chance to get rid of him, it is a big deal to go back to the sect and ask for the guilt, and the province will affect the junior sister.
Calm down, Yuebai ignored Yan San, who was smoking, and walked to the corner to meditate and practice.
The clothes that the sister-in-law in the village found for Yan San, the top was a blue sportswear with a white stripe on the arm, and the pants were still the red pants full of small flowers.
When night fell, there was no entertainment in the small mountain village, and the who hadn't seen enough of Yan San's face during the day were hiding outside.
"Handsome guy Yan, go to my house to play!"
"Go to my house!"
"Go to my house!"
Yan San irritably shook off the girls imprisoned on his arm, and their faces were wiped like female ghosts in the yin, how could he be in any good mood to take care of them?
Breaking free from the entanglement of girls, Yan San unconsciously arrived at the big river at the head of the village again, and the dark river surface at night coupled with the sound of "lala" running water, thinking of the water ghost that Yanyu said during the day, the demon lord from the demon world, and the 28th ranked adult on the god list was also afraid.
It's really difficult to be a mortal, Yan San, who still has self-knowledge, silently retreated, but he couldn't take a step under his feet as if he had taken root, and his eyes looked at the splash rolling on the surface of the river in horror.
In the corner of the wall, the smoke and rain opened her eyes sleepily, and saw that it was dark outside, Yuebai had already prepared the cinnabar she needed, and she got up in a daze, walked to the water tank and cleaned her hands, returned to the table, took out a blank piece of yellow paper, and a brush made of Wong Tai Sin's tail began to draw symbols.
The room was silent, only the autumn insects in the corner of the wall outside chirped desolately, and the charm was drawn to the last stroke, and the smoke and rain stopped, and looked up.
"Senior brother, that monster has appeared."
"Yes, junior sister."
"What about three spoonfuls of salt?"
"I'm probably being eaten by monsters!"