Chapter 458: Brother Shengguang of the Great Pigsty Road
"Giant. The Hanging Federation is a strange place, it is the most extensive country on the mainland. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biqugeγ infoγγ Xiaohong began to read the information: "How do you feel like you've read it... β
"The country stretches from the Trensu steppe in the west, to the small fishing village in the east, to the Great Seal Coast in the south, and to the Malgobi in the north. The most nervous thing is that with each change of president, the currency is reminted, and the capital is renamed with each presidential change. And the presidential campaign is even more ridiculous. The current president was originally just a civilian, collecting rags in the federal capital, and then when the presidential election was approaching, he had no food to eat, so he went door to door to collect fresh Xiang, and went down to the toilet to get it himself... And then he became president. β
"I... What did he do to Xiang!! Is it really good to be president so casually!! β
"Don't you want to have your avatar appear on the currency of the Federation?" Xiaohong looked at Lu Xiuxiu like this and said.
βγγγ There's an egg for γγγγγγ Me, I just went out and stood for a while and I became a presidential candidate? β
"yes." Xiaohong pressed her hand to her ear: "There are several candidates for the presidential election at this level, but at present, a young alpaca of the alpaca tribe seems to have defeated all the human candidates and won the unanimous support of the people, but now its support rate has finally shaken by one percent, and that one percent of the shaking is from the big pigsty road - Brother Shengguang!" β
"Brother Shengguang on the big pigsty road... Lu Xiuxiu poured out a hand and held his forehead: "Brother Shengguang, even if you don't know what the hell is the big pigsty road!" β
"This room is located on Big Pigsty Road, Seven Star Dragon Ball District."
"Okay... What the hell is the Seven Star Dragon Ball Zone! β
"The city is divided into seven districts, from the One-Star Dragon Lake District to the Seven-Star Dragon Ball District."
"Did the seven districts come together to summon a dragon?? The inner dragon didn't fly and fell to the ground from the sky, so there is this city, right?? β
"Yes, this is because the divine dragon was annoyed, in order to prevent people from summoning it again, he swallowed seven dragon balls in one bite and pulled down a lump of Xiang...
"Stop... Don't go on ... Lu Xiuxiu looked at the big bucktooth reporter who was glued to the window, and the guy was still holding the camera in an ugly posture: "Hey! Brother Saint Light! Hi hi hi! Look here! Look here! β
"Look at your sister! Little Red draws the curtains! β
"Hello, this is Hanging Vision! Large. Hang Federal TV! I'm our reporter Big Bucktooth! Today in the President's Support Tour. During the trip, we came to the most remote and impoverished Seven Star Dragon Ball district in the city! It is only natural that in this land where successive presidents have frequented, a candidate who has launched a strong shake for the position of President Huoski has been found! That's Brother Shengguang, the big pigsty road that has been called for! Big Bucktooth pulled the camera and took a big close-up of Lu Xiuxiu! Xiaohong closed the curtains!
"The most remote and poorest place in the city of my second Olympic Games, it is still a land where successive presidents have frequented it! What did you call out! β
"Brother Shengguang of the Big Pigsty Road seems to be very resistant to our interview! However exactly why he is swimming. The knots of the line suddenly appeared at the top of the line with their brilliance exposed? I believe that this is just a move by him to compete for the presidency! As the so-called desire to do and stop wanting to stop, I believe that Brother Shengguang is extremely hungry in the deepest part of his soul. Thirsty for us to watch the interview coming! β
"Who wants you to come to the interview, ah, still hungry. Thirsty thirst for interviews! β
Through the curtains, you can see that the window is full of people, and the countless sunlight is blocked by the human body, and the whole building trembles.
"The Great Pigsty Road - Brother Shengguang! Big Pigsty Road - Brother St. Guang!! Big Pigsty Road - St. Guang Ge !! The overwhelming shouts outside the building made people's hearts tremble violently!
"Lu Xiuxiu... I see, you, you better go out generously... Little Red turned her head to him and smiled wryly.
"Why..."
"After inspecting this old building, it has been overwhelmed, and if it goes on like this, this building will collapse in half an hour, although it is not a problem to buy this building, but you don't plan to step on a pile of ruins and appear in the group of people outside with a bare stomach, that group of people, right?"
"Okay... Lu Xiuxiu looked around the room: "What about my clothes." β
"Your old clothes and tomatoes were washed for you, and I mended them and dried them outside... Tomatoes marinated and said to measure your size to order the fat clothes made today, he just went to pick it up, and then came back and met you woke up. . . β
Blood slowly gushed out from the corner of Lu Xiuxiu's mouth: "And then." β
"Then after you exchanged a few words, he felt that he couldn't continue to pursue his dreams, so he sadly left and went back to the empire, and then you strengthened your belief in your dreams by the way, and then he probably sadly took the clothes you just ordered back to the empire, and then you seem to have no clothes to wear now."
"How sad and painful then ... I don't want to go out ... Facing this group of crazy people is far less easy than slaughtering the city. Lu Xiuxiu said in a low voice.
"Promise me not to do that kind of thing again, it's not good for anyone." Xiaohong's gaze became solemn.
Lu Xiuxiu looked at her eyes, slowly closed his eyes, and lowered his head a little: "... Well, I'll just go out and don't do anything to this group. β
The small building began to shake slightly.
"Even if I want to go out, I don't have any clothes... It's still bare-footed. β
"It's okay, we still have fabric here!" Xiaohong ripped off the curtain and handed it over to Lu Xiuxiu! The curtains were lifted, and the countless reporters crawling on the window instantly lit up the flashing lights.
"Hang gaze! Here's the giant. Hang Federal TV! I'm our reporter Big Bucktooth! It seems that Brother Shengguang is finally willing to be interviewed! Yes! Brother Shengguang seems to have rolled up the curtains! It took Saint Guang to transform the curtain into a beautiful wrap dress in thirty seconds, and finally reached for his door! That Brother Shengguang's wrapping, this devil's figure can simply endorse Michelin tires! β
The moment Lu Xiuxiu opened the door, everyone outside the door was silent, and after a minute of silence, a burst of shouts burst out from the bottom of their hearts: "Brother Holy Light! Brother Saint Light!! St. Guanggo'!! β
Lu Xiuxiu wrapped the curtain and walked out, and at the same time cracked his mouth to reveal his golden teeth, and smiled: "Why don't you make way for Brother Shengguang?" I'm a shaman, a minotaur! Akula Sabaka, Sodoula! β
I saw a few people in front of him pull Lu Xiuxiu up and lift him up! They pulled at the corner of the curtain... Lu Xiuxiu was like a bone ham sausage, and along the stairs, everyone's hands shook out of the curtain! In an instant, the holy light shone again in the evening night sky of the federal capital!
In the hands of countless people, Lu Xiuxiu rolled down the stairs like a dead pig into the sea of people... He burst into tears as he spoke.
This is the consequence of me wrapping myself in the curtains, the most basic trust between people that I wipe...
He looked at the ugly clothes that were dried by Xiaohong's mended on the slow platform with tears in his eyes, and the T-shirt with a big cute word written in the middle surrounded the head of the anime heroine, and the clothes fluttered on the clothespole against the sunset and evening breeze. . . . As if I had passed away from my purity ...
"Brother Saint Light! Brother Saint Light!! St. Guanggo'!! "The people kept throwing Lu Xiuxiu into the sky... The holy light that burst out from under Lu Xiuxiu's crotch lit up the entire neighborhood! They surrounded him and walked towards the two-star Dragon Ball area!
"This is the live broadcast of the big bucktooth of the hanging reporter! Countless people happily surrounded Lu Xiuxiu and rushed to the two-star Dragon Ball District in the municipal district! There will be a presidential election defense! Will revolve around why the candidate is so lewd. Zo as well as their obscenity. Trivial ceiling for deep exploration! The appearance of the big pigsty road St. Guang Ge led the presidential throne of Hussky to become unstable! In the end, who will get the next federal presidency? Let's wait and see! β
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