"To say that there is no pressure is to lie Wang. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

It was facing the mirror, wearing a bow tie, and its expression was serious.

"To each man has his own ambition ... Where are they going, and it's not something I can suggest or suggest... Besides, they have more important things to do... It's just that... It looked at the boiling sea of people and the noisy sky of the entire Grand Theater: "I knew that this kid Paridono would not be good when he came... In the end, I had to leave a mess with my friends. How am I going to account for these people today? ”

"Look-up and look at this is huge. Hang Federal TV! I'm our reporter Big Bucktooth! The sun is shining tonight! The moon is shining brightly tonight! Some people wonder why the presidential campaign speech is preceded by a seven-day march around the city's seven districts. That's right! This is actually a tradition that has been passed down since now! The purpose is to prevent only one candidate from searching for changes in seven areas of the city. State... Oh no, you heard it wrong, it's the search for the rest of the presidential contenders and this farce... Oh no, and make the presidential campaign speech even more competitive! That's right... Welcome to the big stage of the speech campaign -- Storm. The Grand Theater of Wild Light! ”

With a wave of his hand as the big buck teeth squeezed into the entrance, the camera panned to the entire riot. The Grand Theater of Wild Light! The crowd was boiling!

"The origin of the exhibitionist light theater and the allusions, the author has already explained it in chapter 394, and I would like to remind you here... At present, the highest support rate is still the alpaca boy from the vast and beautiful Malgobi - Camelsky! It currently holds 98 percent support! Several of the candidates who ran against the Howling Eight Donkeys last term did not receive any support... The only threat to Camelsky's 100% approval rating is this evening's tour of the Seven Stars Dragon Ball Zone. The super seed candidate found during the trip - the big pigsty road Shengguang Ge! ”

Big Bucktooth waved his hand to the distant outside of the Grand Theater: "Look! He's coming! He's coming! See the flashbang that tore through the night sky? That's right! That's Brother Shengguang of the Big Pigsty Road! He shines so brightly! His light even surpassed the illumination of the giant statues of the Grand Theatre! ”

Lu Xiuxiu was constantly caught by countless hands, thrown into the sky, caught, thrown into the sky, he was thrown all the way from the most remote Seven Star Dragon Ball area to here has been thrown numb, he is dead and motionless, let his limbs be thrown up and then wave around in the air... Yet the light under his crotch grew brighter and brighter ... Turned into a constantly beating flashbang, a lively and shining star... The light burst out with a dazzling light and jumped above the heads of the crowd ...

In that storm. The center of the Theater of the Wild Light. Beneath the two huge spherical headlights and a giant club-shaped headlamp of the statue of Lumad, the stage is full of brilliance! Lu Xiuxiu was lifted by the countless enthusiastic people, and with a loud pop, he was thrown onto the stage. . . He lay on the stage like a dead pig and was unwilling to get up, the holy light was tightly pressed under him, and the holy light of the holy light brother was extinguished.

Just when Lu Xiuxiu was slapped on the stage with a chirp, a burst of passionate background music sounded from behind the scenes... That familiar singing voice, it is the famous classic music with rich Malegobi color style sung by Marilyn Mengluo - "The Wind of Malegobi"! In this Male-Gobi mood music a thing from that storm. Beneath the statue of Lumad has appeared! It's striding to center stage!

"Camelsky! Ooooski!! The audience was boiling! I saw that one of the things in the black shadow slowly walked to the center of the stage, and the spotlight instantly hit it!

I saw that it was a local dog standing upright in a suit and tie, and it looked at the silent audience with an embarrassed expression: "Mr. Radisson And, good evening!" ”

This opening remark, is this the newly hired host?

"Hello everyone, I'm a member of the Federal Congress, the general manager of the dog food company, Pablo Hobay - Francisco Paula Nipoñoceno de Remidios - Ciporiano - Sandisima Maria Crito Brasdy - Earth Dog... Sorry sorry, please bear with me for my long and postmodernist name... I am here to inform you of a very regrettable thing. ”

The earth dog paused, and it looked at the silence of the whole theater: "Our distinguished presidential candidate, the much-anticipated Mr. Wang, is not interested in the presidency, and it has also consulted its parents and the direction of the Malegobi Wang, and it still longs for a free life, so it secretly left Badonkey City with its friends a few days ago, and it feels very ashamed of the vast number of voters who support it, so I hereby apologize in its place to the people who love it and support it... The earth dog bent down to the audience and bowed deeply.

What is this? It's time for campaign speeches... Although it is said that it has passed by an overwhelming number... Opponents are just looking for something to add to the spectacle ... But the protagonist of the story ran away at this juncture... The people in the audience were in an uproar, and they picked up everything around them that could be used to throw them at the earth dogs on the stage.

"Hang gaze! Here's the giant. Hang Federal TV! I'm our reporter Big Bucktooth! Suddenly, there was a big reversal! Camelsky, who longs for a free life, and his companions secretly left the capital a few days ago! In this case, the big pigsty Lu, who only has two percent of the votes, won't Brother Lu Shengguang pick up the presidency for nothing? ”

In the face of the garbage thrown from the sky, the earth dog opened its mouth slightly, and a cold light flashed out of the dog's teeth in the mouth!

A few words overflowed with the cold light of the dog's teeth, and swept the faces of all the audience present by the evening breeze: "Huosky told me the way to make chrysanthemums when he was leaving!" Now the mystery of Camelsky's - "I saw the earth dog tear off his suit pants and stand upside down and put his ass on top of his head!" It grabbed its ass with its two paws, and a violent jet burst out of the chrysanthemum against the sky-littering projectiles!

Every shot of shit hits the throwable with precision... And the trajectory of each shit is carefully calculated... Let all the projectiles hit by the shit go back the way they came! All of this happens in an instant ... The throws that the people had just thrown out were instantly hit back by countless shit in the same way! The earth dog proudly lowered its buttocks, the chrysanthemum was still emitting white smoke, and it blew on the chrysanthemum in a dashing manner, revealing its shining silver dog teeth: "The mystery of the camel, I will also be Wang." ”

The audience was stunned by the return of the sticky shit-covered projectile, which instantly turned into a sea of cheers stirring the smell of shit!

"Hang gaze! Here's the giant. Hang Federal TV! I'm our reporter Big Bucktooth! Suddenly, there was a big reversal again! The earth dog used the mystery delivered by the camel and also participated in the presidential race! Since Camelsky's abstention, just 98 percent of the people voted to feed the dogs! And now, with the emergence of the earth dog and the blind mystery of the earth dog ... Half of the two percent of the voters who voted for St. Guang Ge defected and supported the earth dog! Now both sides have one percent of the vote! In other words, the two sides fought to a tie on the ballots! ”

"Are you my opponent?" The earth dog looked at Lu Xiuxiu, who was slapping on the stage, and swaggered up to him dancing chrysanthemums.

"yes... Lu Xiuxiu lay on the stage like a dead pig without raising his head, and a muffled voice came out of his body: "Do you want this position?" ”

"It's okay Wang."

"Oh, okay you win, I'll get out, I'll get out." Lu Xiuxiu lay there, crawling under the stage with the skin cells on the front of his body little by little.

"Are you despising me? Then you can despise me, you can even despise the position of Federal President, but you must not despise my chrysanthemum! The earth dog roared and hugged the chrysanthemum and aimed at Lu Xiuxiu!

However, Lu Xiuxiu had already crawled to the edge of the stage with the help of the epidermal cells on the front of his body, and a familiar and faint voice suddenly came from the audience: "Lu Xiuxiu, Lu Xiuxiu, come on, come on, don't lose to a soil dog!" ”

"Huh?" Lu Xiuxiu raised his face from the stage and turned his head, seeing Xiaohong sitting in the front row of the audience: "Why did I poke you here!" ”

"Looks like you're doing something funny, something! Wow! It's so lively! Xiaohong was very excited by the atmosphere: "Why did I come here?" In human society, as long as you have money, you can basically do anything, right? Am I sitting here weird? ”

"yes... Lu Xiuxiu looked at her, it seemed that the tomatoes had swept all the banks in Telunsu Town, and then left all the money to Xiaohong, she was now rich: "But you can't buy sincerity and happiness." ”

"Why can't you buy it? There are so many people here! Xiaohong smiled stupidly: "Don't lie on your stomach either!" ”

"Hey, these people are just going to come and see my jokes." Lu Xiuxiu frowned and sniffed the smell of earth dog chrysanthemums: "Do you want to see it too?" ”

"yes, yes, it seems, it looks funny!" Xiaohong looked excited, but she didn't know much about the world.

"Okay, if you think it's funny... Lu Xiuxiu muttered and twisted his head, stretched out his arm and pressed on the butt of the earth dog to push the dog's butt away: "Dead open, stinky dog." Little by little he got up from the stage... The holy light that has been suppressed under the body since just now is blooming little by little... As he stood up completely, the holy light suddenly bloomed under his crotch, as if a flashbang bloomed on the stage in an instant, instantly destroying the refined Terra Stone goggles of everyone present!