As soon as the door opened, I saw three people standing at the door, roommate Ou Hai, with a big face and two lunch boxes in his hands, with an exaggerated expression. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

"Guess what we've packed for you, and there's a prize for guessing right!"

Xu Qing: "......"

Guess your sister!

This thing is really hopeless, why can he speak such embarrassing lines fluently and without shame every time, but it makes the listener get goosebumps.

"Can't guess, right? Let me tell you, this is the saliva chicken and marinated duck of 'Delicious Zhai', how about seeing how good we are to you? Have you ever been moved to tears? Ou Hai completely ignored Xu Qing's indifferent face, walked into the dormitory by himself, put things on the table, and said naively.

"yes, I can't finish the rest." Another roommate, Han Ming, pushed his glasses and spit out a sentence leisurely.

"Xiao Ming, this is your mistake, let's not talk about it yet, wait until Qingzi is almost moved to cry, and then tell him that it is leftovers, so that his expression is funny, and now it's boring." Ou Hai was dissatisfied.

"I applaud your idea, but I'm sorry, your performance is so clumsy, so childish that I can't help but want to tear it down, and I don't think you have the slightest chance of success." Han Ming apologized insincerely, and then his glasses flashed coldly, and his tone changed sharply, "Also, if you call me Xiao Ming again, I will put these two boxes of things on your head." ”

Ou Hai: "......"

Xu Qing: "......"

I knew that these three sluts were not so kind, and they thought about packing it back because they couldn't finish eating.

Mozi Road, who came in at the end, was still dressed in a meticulous white shirt, jeans, and whiteboard shoes, and after coming in, he first stared at the lunch box a few times to make sure that no soup was spilled on the table, and then he put his mind at ease.

But soon his attention was diverted by the clothes Xu Qing changed into and put on the stool: "Your clothes are dirty, do you need me to help you throw them away?" ”

Xu Qing shook his head, walked over and put the clothes in the bucket, and soaked them in water, otherwise when the obsessive-compulsive disorder of Mozi Road came up, it would be okay to throw it away, if he took it and washed it carefully, it would be the most terrifying thing.

In Mozilu's eyes, there is no tolerance for anything dirty.

Xu Qing felt so tired, why would he, a normal person, be assigned to the same dormitory as these three bastards!

"Why are you so extravagant today, go to the gourmet restaurant to eat, get rich, or do you have a family increase in living expenses?" After soaking the clothes, Xu Qing came back and asked curiously.

Although his three roommates are not like him, they are poor families, and they can even be said to have a solid family, but the family also sticks to the living expenses very much, and the money every month cannot be squandered at will.

Gourmet Zhai is a relatively high-end restaurant near the school, known for its expensive dishes, eating a meal that can make ordinary students gnaw on steamed buns for half a month, generally only local tyrant students and those who are burned by love will go, of course, the taste is also good.

"I want to go to the 'Deji' food stall to make skewers, the barbecue there is a must, a sip of beer and a sip of barbecue is so refreshing, but there is a way to go, do you think it is possible?" Ou Hai waved his hand and said weakly.

Mo Zilu frowned: "There are flies there." ”

"The food stalls are like this, where there will be no flies, flies are flying in the air, not falling in the bowl, besides, flies are creatures, not dirty, they are cute little creatures, they will be down." In order to be able to eat barbecue in the future, Ou Hai also fought hard, and even said that flies are cute little creatures.

"Xiaolulu, you can't give up such a delicious food for a little hygienic environment, that's a great loss in life." Ou Hai said with a fleshy face.

Mozilu was unmoved: "No! ”

Xu Qing looked at the egg pain: "You can't eat it yourself." ”

"Damn, what's the point of masturbating alone!" Ou Hai said depressedly.

"Die!" Xu Qing is too lazy to pay attention to this goods, a slut is hypocritical.

Only Han Ming has always been calm, pushed his glasses and said, "I sent the manuscript fee today." ”

Xu Qing knew that Han Ming was a contract writer for a teenager magazine, and occasionally published one or two articles with gorgeous rhetoric and sad spring and autumn, earning a handful of little girl's tears while also earning some manuscript fees.

In his words, when he had no money, he would exchange a piece of nonsense that he didn't even know what he was writing for money to drink, even though he himself didn't like to drink.

Xu Qing opened the lunch box, it was worthy of a high-end restaurant, the packaging was so beautiful, fragrant, and hot, it could be seen that these two boxes of things were said to be leftovers, but in fact, they had not been touched at all.

"Let's start, let's start, tonight is mahjong night, I'm going to kill all sides!" As soon as Xu Qing sandwiched a piece of brine duck to eat, Ou Hai began to shout.

Xu Qing dormitory has a convention, every Wednesday and Friday night, is the dormitory's collective activity time, this activity also has a rich cowherd name, theme night.

Wednesday is a fixed mahjong night, and Friday's events are improvised, sometimes poker nights, sometimes bad movie nights, sometimes thunder nights...... Anyway, all kinds of weird themes they tried.

Obviously, such a meaningless activity was proposed by Ou Hai, but surprisingly, it was rare to get the acquiescence of the other three.

Alas, the pain of a single dog, it is not advisable to go out at night.

Ou Hai quickly took out a folding square table from under the bed and unfolded it, and then took out mahjong from the cabinet, while Han Ming and Mo Zilu were already sitting on the stool, waiting for the start for a long time.

Xu Qing moved a small table again, set up the food, everything was ready, and the fight began!

The crackling mahjong sound sounded, and the students in the dormitory next door knew that the four strange ones in 101 had started to play mahjong again. It's not a strange thing.

"Red in the middle!" Ou Hai casually played a card and went out, and said with a cheap smile, "Qingzi, do you know, today our handsome guy Mo was confessed again." ”

"Bump, whiteboard." Xu Qing pinched a piece of saliva chicken, "Oh? On what grounds did you refuse this time? ”

"How do you know he refused?" Han Ming made a fortune.

"Isn't this obvious, when can this product be less picky, I guess I will be able to find a girlfriend."

"You're single dogs too." Mozi Lu spit out a sentence leisurely.

"Long legs, this time it's a senior sister of the art department, a dance major, the figure is so good, he actually said that other people's legs are too long, I have lived for so long, the first time I heard the reason for rejecting girls is that I dislike the legs are too long, I don't know what the psychological shadow of the senior sister is!" Ouhai gloated.

"It's okay, it's a little bit more sincere than the last time 'I'm sorry, you're so pretty, I'm insecure', so, what's the real reason?"

"The makeup on her face is too heavy." Mo Zilu said with a serious face.

"I can't bear this!"

"Yes!"

"Seconded!"

This reason is extremely powerful, and it is unanimously agreed by the three roommates.

"What about you, how was your harvest today?" Han Ming asked.

"I received a treasure today!"

"Damn! Come less! ”

"Don't think about it!"

"Get out!"

As soon as Xu Qing spoke, he was collectively disgusted by the three of them, this bastard still came to this set, I remember that when he just went to collect the rags, every time he came back, he said that he seemed to have received treasures and antiques, and he was going to make a fortune, his acting skills were realistic, and his language was exaggerated.

From rust to shape, from age to culture, there are a set of rhetoric, and there are many things.

At first, they believed it and innocently helped him clean things, but after a few times, they realized that this guy was just talking and playing with them!

For the three people who think they are geniuses, it is a shame in life to be fooled by such a little trick, and they have been full of vigilance against Xu Qing since then.

Xu Qing smiled, expecting this reaction, didn't say much, and continued to play cards.

"Wait a minute!" Xu Qinggang played a 60,000 card, Han Ming just wanted to touch the card, and Ou Hai suddenly shouted.

Then he took out his phone and opened a music player.

"Damn!" The other three covered their heads in unison.

"Oooo ......"With a familiar voice, the BGM of Fa Ge in the God of Gamblers suddenly sounded, and Ou Hai pushed mahjong.

"Paste!"

Xu Qing and the three of them looked weak: "If you win, you win, can you not play that music every time!" ”

"This can't be done, there is no BGM to win, how can you have the feeling of winning, in my BGM, no one can win me, haha!" Ou Hai looked proud.

"Change it next time!" The three of them yelled fiercely.

Classmates in the dormitory next door: "These neuropaths! ”