In the early morning, the first rays of sunlight enveloped the earth, the birdsong was crisp, the lush leaves were covered with dewdrops, and Chuhua University was full of life. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

As a famous historical university, Chuhua University has done a very good job in greening, especially on the old campus, the thick old trees are like huge umbrellas, about to cover the sky above the campus, and in the dense branches and leaves, I don't know how many birds nest and settle down.

Xu Qing was wearing a vest and was running in circles on the playground behind the dormitory.

usually looks at the thin body, after wearing a tight vest, the muscles are distinct, the lines are clear, and with those two long legs, it is hard to make a few girls who also get up early and exercise in the morning glance at their eyes, and their hearts are like deer.

Although the appearance is a little ordinary, but this body looks eye-catching, the benefits given away for nothing, don't look at it in vain, with this thought, the girls have a good time.

Xu Qing didn't notice this, it was his habit to run early, as long as it wasn't raining, almost every morning, he would get up and exercise without moving.

Although he is lazy, he believes in the truth that the body is the capital of death, and with a good body, life can be wasted and the waves can fly.

For the kind of person who is pale in his twenties, hollowed out by wine, panting when he runs two steps, and has to take women with him every day, Xu Qing has always felt strange and wants to ask, if you are like this, even if you have a dozen beauties, do you have enough kidney water? Is it hard to get up?

On the four-hundred-meter runway, Xu Qing had already run around it for ten laps, and as usual, he should have felt tired at this time, and then stopped to rest.

If you exercise too much early in the morning, it's not a good thing.

It's just that today is a little different, after ten laps, and after running five laps, Xu Qing felt the fatigue of the past, his legs began to sore, and he gasped.

Fifteen laps, that is, six kilometers, ran in less than half an hour, and I didn't feel very tired, although this result can't be compared with those sports freaks who run half a marathon at every turn, but for an ordinary person, it's already very good.

Xu Qing is also an ordinary person, although he has always insisted on exercising, but he is just a little stronger than ordinary people, and there is naturally a reason why he has improved so much at once.

The reason is that the small air mass in his dantian has a strange power, and when he exercises, it will become quite lively, which can greatly relieve his fatigue.

It seems that after ventilating the Qi veins, although his strength has not increased significantly, his physical strength has obviously become long-lasting.

Xu Qing's face was a little strange, the function of the air mass was like some kind of small pill, it lasted longer, how to dirt it.

After running, I sweated and felt comfortable, and by the way, I went to the cafeteria to get four servings of soy milk and fritters, and when I returned to the dormitory, it was only half past seven.

Since there was a class in the morning, the three goods in the dormitory also got up, and the four of them began to eat breakfast together.

"The things in the cafeteria are still so unpalatable, these fritters are so hard that they can be used as family heirlooms, and they will not rot for a hundred years." Ou Hai failed to bite the fritters away after a few bites, and said angrily.

"Hmm." Mozilu eats with relish, which is another surprising place for him, although he has cleanliness and obsessive-compulsive disorder, he is not picky about eating, as long as it is clean, he can fill his stomach at will.

"Speaking of cafeteria food, I think of a joke on the Internet." Han Ming poured a mouthful of soy milk and said.

"Say."

"There is a new student in the university, the first time I went to the cafeteria to eat, asked for a fritters and baked cakes, on the way back accidentally rolled the baked cakes on the ground, a vehicle happened to run over, the baked cakes were unscathed, but embedded in the ground can not be taken out, Meng Xin had no choice but to ask for help from the senior brother next to him, the senior brother calmly took the fritters, slapped them on the ground, and the baked cakes suddenly jumped out."

"Poof!" Ou Hai almost didn't choke on soy milk, "Haha, this paragraph is amazing, it's really a talent to come up with." ”

"Not bad."

"It's funny."

As for Xu Qing and Mozilu, their reactions were mediocre, and they still ate and drank calmly.

Han Ming was speechless, these two people didn't understand what was funny about this paragraph at all, the expressions on their faces were like saying, what they said was the truth, but it was just an exaggeration, where was it funny?

For example, if the laughter of ordinary people is horizontal, there are high and low, the low ones are like Ou Hai's funny comparison, you can laugh for a long time when you are big, and the high ones are like Han Ming himself, there are few things that can make him laugh, and he can even often sneer at those inferior jokes in a cold tone.

And Xu Qing and Mozilu belong to the labyrinth type, the laughter is like a treasure chest in the maze, where it is hidden even they don't know, only a specific strange joke opens the treasure chest, can make them feel, hahaha, it's funny.

It's sick!

After the atmosphere was embarrassed for a while, it was broken by Ou Hai: "Qingzi, are you going to go to the next class?" ”

"No, I'm going to take things to the scrapyard and sell them, and then I'm going to buy something."

"You cow, if you can escape so naturally by skipping class, I will serve you, and we are Chu University, if it were another university, even if it was Peking University, you would have been expelled a long time ago."

Ou Hai gave a thumbs up, this guy has taken less than twenty classes this semester, and he is even more unscrupulous than last semester.

Han Ming answered: "Who told our school to abolish the rule of classroom roll call because of the sentence 'it is a shame for teachers to keep students in class by name' back then." ”

"I think that old headmaster, if he knew that there was such a bastard as Qingzi, would he jump out of the coffin and strangle this rebel, the old man bragged back then, you actually took it seriously."

"No need for the old headmaster, I think the old headmaster wants to strangle him." Mozilu said suddenly.

Speaking of this, all three laughed.

It is said that Chuhua University is a liberal arts university, known for its lax management, and literati don't like to be restricted.

Among them is the school rule, professors never call names in class.

This school rule originated from an old headmaster more than 20 years ago.

At that time, Chuhua University's ranking was far from as high as it is now, almost outside the top 50.

Later, in order to improve the quality of teaching, the old principal shouted a slogan: it is a shame for teachers to need roll call to keep students in class.

This sentence was originally intended to motivate school teachers to reform the way they teach classes, improve the quality of teaching, and improve the school's ranking.

Under the leadership of the old president, all teachers and students worked together to make a series of dazzling teaching achievements, which also laid the foundation for the glory of Chuhua University today, almost squeezing into the top ten.

Naturally, the words of the old principal have also been handed down in the form of the school motto, and the teachers have also inherited the tradition of not naming names in class.

It's just that even if they don't name names, students are less likely to skip classes, and occasionally they won't be too blatant, after all, it's not easy to enter a prestigious school for further study, and most people still cherish the opportunity.

But most of these people, excluding Xu Qing, came to the school to make a fool of themselves, and the reason for applying for Chuhua University is because of the strange school rules, no other, freedom, and few constraints.

After he came to Chuhua University, he took classes very casually, and if he thought it was interesting, he would go to two classes, and if he was bored, he would not go.

Last year, the old dean of the Chinese Department, according to the convention, opened a university language every year, which is a compulsory course for every freshman in the Chinese Department.

Xu Qing went to the first session, listened to it for a while, felt sleepy, and the old dean said at the beginning, his class did not refuse, and those who went did not stay, Xu Qing sneaked away, and then did not go to another section for a whole semester, and did not appear until the exam.

The poor old dean, looking at Xu Qing during the exam, was stunned and had no impression, and once almost doubted his memory of being able to memorize the Four Books and Five Classics backwards.

After asking, I knew that this bastard had never come to class at all, so I wanted to criticize a few words, but I was blocked by Xu Qing's words: Didn't you always say that those who come don't refuse, and those who go don't stay? Angry, he blew his beard and stared.

So the next exam time was spent in the process of the old dean blowing his beard and glaring, and the students trembling and answering the papers.

After the paper was collected, what made the old dean even more angry was that Xu Qing's paper answered quite well, even if the usual performance score of 20 points was removed, he could still achieve a passing grade.

I wanted Xu Qing to rebuild, but I didn't even have a reason, the old dean's heart was blocked, no matter how he thought about it, he was angry with this unscrupulous student!

This matter spread quickly, and the entire Chinese department knew that there was a cow man in the freshman year, and the old dean was almost dizzy, making countless people admire.

It's been almost half a year, and now that I mention it, it still makes people want to laugh.

Xu Qing: "......"

He was also a little speechless, the old dean's course, the exam papers, did not change much every year, and the senior brothers all knew it, especially the appreciation of "Spring River Flower Moonlight Night", which was almost unchanged, and it was difficult to fail.

"Okay, I'm done eating, I'm going to deliver it, you guys hurry up, it's not good to be late." After drinking the last sip of soy milk and throwing the cup into the trash can, Xu Qing got up and said.

"Get out! You are the least qualified to say this! The three of them gave a middle finger in unison.

Xu Qing ignored the three bastards behind him, went out with the key, pushed his little three-wheeler, and went out leisurely.

He's going to go to the farmer's market today and get some seeds back.