Kill one person in ten steps, don't stay for thousands of miles, brush off your clothes and go to hide your name and name deeply. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Generally speaking, literary creation is derived from life and is higher than life.

The same is true for Li Bai.

According to historical records, Li Bai not only can compose poetry, he can also do martial arts, especially swordsmanship, although he does not have a sword in his hand now, but when he moves, the moves are also a board and a glance, and he has practiced at a glance.

Compared with him, Lu Ling, who has only practiced three-legged cat kung fu for a few days, is completely a scumbag.

Before he could react, Li Bai's palm came to his eyes, Lu Ling was shocked, and subconsciously stretched out his hand to block and close his eyes.

But...... Nothing happened.

Lu Ling opened his eyes and was stunned: "What about Li Bai?" ”

And when he looked back, the expression on Lu Ling's face was first shocked, and then he was very happy, and he actually laughed.

Because he found that Li Bai had already run behind him.

There is the location of the computer desk, Li Bai's body is void in the table, the lower half of the body is blocked and can't be seen, the upper body is just overlapping with the computer screen, only the head is exposed, just like a computer robot in an unpopular cartoon in the eighties, how embarrassing it is, Lu Ling has a bottom in his heart now, and pointed at Li Bai: "Oops, I almost forgot, I'm a living person and you're a ghost, you can't beat me, how about it?" Aren't you angry? Come on, come on, come on, you're going to hit me! ”

"I'll fight with you!"

Li Bai came out of the table angrily and continued to attack Lu Ling, and this time, Lu Ling didn't dodge or dodge, and even sat down on the chair very arrogantly, completely ignoring Li Bai's fists and feet on him and went in: "Come on, come on, fight, hit hard, don't stop, see if you are tired and urine blood first or I will be injured first." ”

One palm, one punch.

A dozen palms, a dozen punches, and all kinds of legs and all kinds of feet.

After tossing for a long time, Lu Ling was unharmed, but Li Bai was almost mad.

flicked his sleeves fiercely and pointed at Lu Ling's nose: "Shameless, count yourself ruthless, I'll go!" ”

With that, Li Bai turned around and walked outside.

The Tao is different and does not conspire with each other, can't I not mix with you?

Lu Ling sneered: "Want to leave? It's not that easy! ”

As he spoke, he dipped his mouth and foamed, drawing a straight line in front of his eyes, and swished...... I saw a white smoke flying in a flash, directly entering Lu Ling's ring, it was Li Bai who had just passed through the door and ran outside!

Then, a few seconds later, white smoke floated out of Lu Ling's ring again.

Li Bai turned into a human form, and his eyes were about to split: "You are shameless!" ”

"Really? Hehe......"

Lu Ling smiled, dipped his mouth in foam and continued to draw straight lines, swishing...... Li Bai, who had just flown out, turned into white smoke and flew into the ring again.

Then I listened to Dong Zhuo's voice in the ring: "Brother Taibai, forget it!" Never mind! Xiao Lu is very good, it was a misunderstanding before, and he didn't mean it. ”

Fan Li also said: "Mr. Taibai, be kind and make money!" ”

Li Bai was about to go crazy, and he couldn't listen to the persuasion at all, and after a few seconds, he came out again: "Lu Ling, you are shameless!" You bastard! What exactly do you want? ”

"How? Hehe......"

Lu Ling dipped his mouth into foam and drew a straight line...... Whoosh, Li Bai went in again.

That's it, Li Bai came out, Lu Ling got him back, tossed back and forth a dozen times, Lu Ling's saliva was almost dry, and he drank a glass of water before continuing to fight again, Li Bai was tired and snorting and panting, although he is now a ghost and can not eat, drink, pull or sleep, but he can't stand it for a while with white smoke and a humanoid type.

Finally, Li Bai didn't come out, he sprayed in the ring, worthy of writing poetry, the high-end of the text theory is a mess, and the mouth is open is a rhythm that can't be stopped at all, not only reprimanding Lu Ling for making mistakes but causing others to bear the blame, but also very constructively extending Lu Ling's sin to his poor family education, and there is no one to support him in life, and in the end, it is simply a scolding from his mother and grandmother, a strong fighting force, and there is no one to scold for twenty minutes.

At the beginning, Lu Ling also scolded him, but then Lu Ling was no longer interested, and he was worried about the matter of 100,000 yuan, how could he have the time to scold this lonely ghost on the street? Forget it, you can scold if you like, I think it's my own business...... As a senior scumbag who used to peek at miscellaneous books while attending class and guard against the teacher coming to ask questions, who doesn't have the ability to do two things?

100,000 dollars!

This is a hurdle in front of Lu Ling, compared to this practical problem, is Shixian Li Bai a fart?

"Where can I find the 100,000 yuan? Go back ......" dipped his saliva, and re-drew Li Bai, who wanted to sneak out, into the ring, Lu Ling covered his head, and the more he thought about it, the more troublesome he became.

At the beginning, he thought of a way to make money to take on a few more cases, go out and post small advertisements, whether it is looking for a dog or a cat, as long as there is a business, he will take it, but soon this idea was sentenced to death by him, although he has a universal compass, although he is known as a Sogou expert, but this business really does not have too deep economic value, how can there be so many cats and dogs for themselves to find? It's okay to eat and drink, but it's ...... to make a fortune It definitely won't work.

That...... What about other than that?

Lu Ling also racked his brains, remembering that in the online novels he had read before, many time-travelers had gone to a parallel world, and then recited poems and composed songs in them, becoming a big star and making a fortune...... "I'll try it too?" Isn't it just right now, this is a parallel world, and there is no Li Bai and no Du Fu Bai Juyi. ”

But...... This idea was quickly rejected by Lu Ling.

Because after having this idea, Lu Ling searched on the Internet, and he found that although there is no Li Bai in this world, like the normal world, poetry is the most worthless thing in this world, and the poet is even poorer than the other, part-time writing poetry for entertainment is okay, writing poetry full-time, not to mention getting rich, it is good not to be starved to death. And composing songs...... What's even more in vain, all the famous singers and composers that Lu Ling thought of actually had all of them, and it was a complete fool's dream to want to pick up a song casually and be praised as the emperor superstar by those brainless fans.

"You can't let me move bricks, can you?" Lu Ling was a melancholy mess.

His mood was very chaotic and he wanted to go to bed to lie down for a while, but seeing that he wanted to rest, Li Bai in the ring intensified his efforts and didn't let Lu Ling live for a moment, scolding, scolding, scolding, and arguing Lu Ling was upset and about to hit his head against the wall.

"Can you stop?" Lu Ling had no choice but to take the initiative to make peace.

Li Bai began to tremble: "Think I'm annoyed? Hmph, what did you do just now? Aren't you awesome and proud? Okay, you continue to be, look at who is over whom, I'll kill you! ”