Chapter 62: Lu Ling VS Li Bai (1)
Lu Ling felt very sad, he used to be a poor dick who couldn't afford to buy a house, but now after crossing the parallel world, he has become a married man with a wife, but ...... Still can't afford to buy a house!
Housing prices! Nima's, you're the nightmare of my life!
Thinking about the current price of the house, Lu Ling had an urge to vomit blood. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info
It's just a big city, but this is a third-tier small city, where birds don't want to lay eggs here, it actually costs more than 10,000 yuan a square, and the internal price is ...... In the early 8,000s, 100 square meters is 800,000, just like robbing money, but that's it, Qin Qiao also said that it is already very favorable, and it must be hurried, if you miss this village, there will be no more such a store.
"Alas!" Lu Ling sighed. As the saying goes, marrying a man and marrying a man, dressing and eating, it is reasonable for Qin Qiao to want a nest, it is not a non-trivial requirement, then she has the responsibility to realize her dream, but where to find 100,000 yuan?
In desperation, Lu Ling, who had always felt embarrassed to gnaw at the elderly, had no choice but to call his mother Li Lan for help.
As a result, as soon as this matter was said, there were bursts of crying from Li Lan's side.
"Mom! Mother! What happened to you? Lu Ling was in a hurry all of a sudden.
I heard Li Lan crying and complaining over there: "You conscienceless little cub, you married a daughter-in-law and forgot your mother." What are you and your dad? Is it a cornucopia? Last year, in order to marry you, your father and I didn't even dare to eat meat for several months, and borrowed 30,000 yuan from your aunt. Are you a debt collector? I'm going to leave it here today, I want no money, I want my life...... Oh no, two, if you think your dad and I are worth it, take both of our old bones and get them for money......"
Get!
Lu Ling was stunned all of a sudden, and then he remembered that this was a parallel world, and he couldn't think about it according to his previous thinking, he didn't get married or buy a house before, and his parents didn't have any big expenses, and they were quite wealthy, but now they ...... Alas! Not only did he not get 100,000 yuan on his side, but he also suffered a lot of money.
"Who the hell am I messing with?" Lu Ling wanted to cry without tears.
But I can't tell my mother about this, I can only say that I remembered it by mistake and was dizzy and joking, and I really comforted Li Lan for a long time, and finally coaxed Li Lan well, and after getting understanding and saying that I would not take it as an example, Lu Ling immediately hung up the phone. Then he fell into a silent silence, and in a trance, he saw a house grow a pair of wings, flutter and flapp, and fly away before his eyes.
Suddenly, at this time, there was a sound of someone chanting poetry in my ears.
"Who dreams first, I know in my life, the grass hall is asleep in spring, and the day outside the window is delayed...... Oh, where am I? ”
The voice came from inside the ring.
Then he listened to Dong Zhuo's voice and said: "Brother Taibai, you can be regarded as awake, you are no longer in the underworld, but in Xiao Lu's ring, you are now in his charge, shhh...... Be quiet, we all have a contract now, and we can't talk to Xiao Lu at will...... Come on, let me introduce you, this is Fan Li Fan Sage, and this is Li Zhengguo......"
The sound behind it is getting lower and lower, and I can't hear it.
Lu Ling was very confused: "Who will wake up to the big dream?" Nima, isn't that Zhuge Liang's poem? ”
"Okay, leave him alone!" Lu Ling was really in no mood to care if Li Bai was awake now, sitting on the bed, holding his chin with both hands, Lu Ling continued to worry about where the 100,000 yuan came from.
However, within five minutes, Li Bai's voice sounded again, and his tone seemed to be very unkind.
"Lu Ling? Xiao Lu? Are you absent? May I ask a question? ”
"Ah...... You said! ”
"How the hell did I die?"
"......" Lu Ling was embarrassed: "I don't know either!" ”
"You didn't accept my commission?"
"Accepted!" Lu Ling was even more embarrassed: "But something went wrong, I can't go to the Tang Dynasty for the time being, and I can't see how you died." ”
"Then how did I get into your ring?"
"Uh...... This ......" Lu Ling was a little speechless: "Shixian senior, I have to say sorry to you about this, I had a trouble before, your old man was affected a little, and now ...... I can't help you see the Tang Dynasty, and you can't go back to the underworld for the time being, so you can only stay with me. I'm sorry! ”
"You bastard!"
Li Bai didn't have the demeanor of a poet at all, and when he opened his mouth, he just said a foul sentence: "Are you still reliable?" Is there still a bit of humanity? If you don't get into trouble early or late, why do you just get into trouble when you accept my commission? You have a grudge against me, don't you? You see that I don't like it and want to find fault on purpose, don't you? Okay, you think I'm scared of you, phew...... If you're in the underworld, I have a hundred ways to keep you from messing around, believe it or not? If you want to try it, Taibai doesn't mind being with you to the end! ”
Lu Ling was speechless, thinking that this is the poet immortal Li Bai? How do you talk like a little rascal?
Dong Zhuo, Fan Li, and Li Zhengguo all persuaded on the side: "Forget it, Brother Taibai, Xiao Lu didn't mean it, didn't he already tell you I'm sorry." ”
"Say I'm sorry for having a hairy use? After killing someone, you say sorry, you don't have to cut off your head? After burning down someone's house, you say sorry, you don't have to compensate for the loss? If you say sorry, it's useful, what else do you want to do quickly? As early as the Tang Dynasty, a harmonious society was realized...... Lu Ling, let me tell you, you have to give me an explanation for this matter today, otherwise we won't finish this matter. ”
Lu Ling is worried now, and he can't control his anger when he is scolded by Li Bai like this: "Damn, you're not done yet, are you?" I respect you for calling you a poet immortal, I don't respect you, you are a homeless lonely ghost now, yes, I messed up the underworld, and I caused you to not go back, I want to do it, I'm just more than a hundred pounds, don't dodge, don't dodge, I want to kill you casually! ”
Before the words fell, he saw that the white smoke was rising, and Li Bai actually flew out of the ring, Lu Ling was stunned for a moment: "How did you get out?" Who let you out? ”
There is obviously a stipulation in the contract that the ghosts in the ring must obey their own dispatch and let them come out before they can come out, why did Li Bai run out by himself?
Li Bai snorted coldly: "Contract? If you haven't fulfilled my commission, why should I keep your contract? Besides, is it my name on the contract? ”
"Holy! What the hell are you looking for! ”
"So what?" Li Bai stood in front of Lu Ling blowing his beard and glaring, as a generation of poets, not only did he not see any literary literacy on him, but on the contrary, he was full of the hooligan atmosphere of a single: "Who did you just say is a lonely ghost?" Who do you call to? Haven't been beaten, have you? I'm going to teach you a lesson now......"
As he spoke, Li Bai actually lit up a white crane wings move, and then let out a long roar and slashed at Lu Ling's forehead......