This old man with a walnut brain like firewood was very happy after listening to it, "Not bad, yes, the son can be taught, he is a talent." Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ”

Zhao Wufu was actually still very surprised, an old man with dry wood could actually block his punch. However, he was very unhappy about suddenly appearing in this barren and desolate place, "Who are you, let me tell you, there is no one here, I really dare to bury you alive!" ”

"I'm the land here. has been guarding such a barren, desolate and clumsy loess. You're right, young man, if you hadn't come, I'd have buried it. The old man said and moved the old man's bare feet, and then pulled Zhao Wufu's wrist and said, "As the saying goes, people can only fly stars by eating grains, pick the moon, and go to the western sky." You've got to help me, boy. ”

"Neurotic, you, who wants to go to Xitian if you have nothing to do, who wants to help you. You say you are the land, but the devil believes you? ”

"Hey, don't go, young people are always in such a hurry, it's not good to be in a hurry, and my wife is easy to run."

Zhao Wufu stopped, turned his head sharply and chuckled, "Yo, old man, the meat joke is good." ”

"You have to keep up with the pace of the times to seize the opportunity. Young man, how about you help me farm the land, and I let you Niu B? ”

Zhao Wufu found a big clod of earth and sat down, "Old man, I just want to know how you jumped into my dream, and you can still brag so seriously." ”

"Hey, I've lived for so long, and I really haven't tasted bragging B, what's it like. If you don't believe me, how about I make you a girl? ”

Zhao Wufu is happy, whether it is a dream or not, it is better to have a girl than to look at an old man, "I'll take a look, don't be ugly." ”

I saw that the old man raised his crutches and set up his posture, but stopped, I don't know what he was thinking? Zhao Wufu waited for a long time, and was just about to be impatient, only to see the old man turn his head and ask seriously, "What kind of do you want, with clothes or without clothes?" ”

Zhao Wufu stood up suddenly, pointed at the old man and said with an unhappy face, "Na, I hate others to play me the most, if you can't change it today, I will turn your bones into loess, believe it or not?" "A fist clenched, crackling.

As soon as Zhao Wufu's words fell, someone suddenly slapped him from behind, and as soon as he turned around, he instantly took a deep breath and widened his eyes.

The long-haired beauty is tall and smart, and the main thing is..." This... This... What did you become? Zhao Wufu stammered and couldn't speak, he was really naked. Seeing the beautiful woman smiling and hooking her fingers at him, his soul was hooked.

Two steps over, and the harazi was about to flow down. "Smack!" A crisp sound instantly stunned him, and the outstretched hand was retracted, and then he heard the beauty scold again, "Perverts, beasts, fuck off!" ”

"I..." Zhao Wufu raised his hand angrily and slapped it back, but the fan was empty and the person was gone. Stunned, he turned around and saw the old man lying on the recliner smoking tobacco. He walked over with a floating mind, and knelt on the ground, "The gods take me as an apprentice, right?" ”

The old man spit out the circles in his eyes and looked like he was enjoying it, "Help me farm, everything is easy to say." Then he looked at Zhao Wufu again, "You didn't brag about B, right?" ”

"No problem, no problem, farm the land, as long as there are beautiful women." After Zhao Wufu finished speaking, his facial features were distorted, he stood up with difficulty, rubbed his knees vigorously, and screamed, the ground was full of dirt lumps, and when he knelt like this, his knees were full of small holes.

"Really, including, help me find my wife?" After a few breaths of relief, Zhao Wufu still didn't lose the point.

"Although the immortal industry is sluggish now, you must also have some confidence in the immortals, as long as you farm well, not to mention your wife, your mother-in-law. Come, come, come with me. The old man stood up, smoked a cigarette on crutches, and moved slowly.

Zhao Wufu followed the old man, why was he so lucky to meet such an unserious land lord, and said with a smile, "Mother-in-law doesn't need it, I can't afford to enjoy it." By the way, how I got in, I remember..."

The old man said and took out a big mobile phone, "Mobile phone, advertisement, you clicked it, and it came in." He handed over his phone.

Zhao Wufu remembered, typed by himself, and suddenly clicked on something and then came here. Then I saw the advertising page handed over by the old man, "Are you a farmer, do you want to make a fortune, then come and join us, click the OK button below, and you can send." We are not pyramid schemes, we are not scammers, we don't want money, we invite you with a sincere face. ”

Zhao Wufu threw the phone to the old man in disgust, "Are you stupid, this kind of advertisement will come in except for fools, who will order it?" ”

"That's right, a few of them came in before, all of them were stupid, and they were all bombarded back by me." The old man looked disgusted, but said that he advertised and gave himself a reason: "Obviously, you earthlings are too complicated, so you need more trust between people." ”

……

Finally, Zhao Wufu walked a long way to the only wooden house he saw, the wooden house was still under a leafy tree, Zhao Wufu thought that this might be the only big tree, in order to provide shade.

The land was still sitting on his recliner and rocking, while Zhao Wufu held his mobile phone in his hand, studying the rules here.

A river, three hundred miles, a large area of land can be picked at will, as long as anything can be grown, the land lord can sell it to the heavenly court, and then the money they make is fifty-fifty. At that time, Zhao Wufu can use this money to buy things from Heavenly Court Mall.

It also said that as long as he could make this land full of life, he could still rank in the immortal class. Anyway, he understood the meaning, that is, to farm for Heavenly Court. Zhao Wufu looked up into the distance, with a melancholy expression, "Master, what a big piece of land, just me?" ”

"As long as you can farm and earn enough farmer reputation, you can summon other people, men, women, and children, to choose from. You can even summon youkai. The woman who beat you before, if you need to, you can summon it. ”

"And something so cool?" Zhao Wufu was a little energetic: "Come on, come on, get me some seeds." ”

"You have to bring your own seeds, how can I have any seeds. I'll install a system for you, you can improve your talents, step into the two realms at will, and bring seeds in. Say, what type of system do you want? ”

"Talent? Talent means that I learn things faster than others? Can your system make me favored by beautiful women? ”

"That's right, others learn one out of ten, and you learn ten out of ten. This system is unique for the earthlings, you are the first to enjoy this treatment, free to install in person, there are absolutely three packs of problems. As for favor, okay, no problem. ”

Zhao Wufu rejoiced in his heart, "Farmer live broadcast system, is there this." One is not tired of work, and the other is favored by the anchor, which is enough. ”

"Anchor, hey, we smell the same. No, it's a mess, no... High character, right. The land was finally satisfied, took his crutches, and without reminding, he knocked Zhao Wufu on the head three times, "Okay." ”

"Oh,." Zhao Wufu hugged his head, just wanted to get angry, and when he heard it, "It's really fake, don't fool me?" ”

"You can try it, you can come and go freely, and you don't need a pass yet. Alright, let's go back. ”

Zhao Wufu felt that something was wrong and said, "Master, I can only bring seeds in, I just want to ask, where do I get the water, and what are the tools?" ”

"Tools, no, as for the water, you can go to the river and farm. When you have money, you can buy tools from here. ”

With a distance of 300 miles, Zhao Wufu would have to take an hour by train. Suddenly, my eyes rolled, and I saw the crutches of the land placed next to the recliner, and several times I saw the land with crutches, and snatched the crutches over, turned around and ran, rubbing the crutches while running, "Sesame open the door, the king of heaven covers the tiger, you are the most handsome in the land, you are flying." ”

Running and running, looking back at the land, he slowly chased after him and laughed, "Haha, let you be barefoot, you think you are a barefoot fairy, come and chase me." Zhao Wufu was stunned, but his smile stiffened directly in the next second, and he looked at the dust that was raised and rushed towards him like a rocket launcher, and said twice with a helpless face, "Do something, Stephen Chow's speed running will be!" ”

The land snatched the stick back and knocked on Zhao Wufu's head, "Robbing the immortal weapon is a felony, a felony, a felony." ”

"Ahhh All right. Zhao Wufu screamed when he was beaten, and pointed at the old man, "Na, you beat me stupidly, who will help you farm?" ”

The land really put away the crutches, "Yes, yes, yes, I can't let you be stupid." However, you remember, you are now the master of this continent, and you are also an intern in the fairy world, you can't be untrustworthy, otherwise the Jade Emperor will be angry, and you will be struck by thunder. ”

"My dignified Zhao Lao Wu still can't escape the fate of farming, God..." Zhao Wufu disappeared before he could finish speaking.

"Hehe, the play is good." The land lord was in a happy mood, and opened his mouth to chant a poem, "Today is in a particularly good mood, there is a big fool to report, I was fooled by the system, and I can finally be happy, leisurely and happy!" When the long mile dang, when the long mile dang..." As he spoke, he turned around and walked back. After a while, he ran over and shouted, "Stinky boy, why don't you come back to me, return the phone to me, your uncle!" ”

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Zhao Wufu, who was lying on the bed, woke up suddenly, and couldn't even scream at the moment he woke up, he slept all night with his head against the wall and his legs on the lanyard, and his body was very stiff. Turned over and climbed down, lay on the bed for a while before recovering from his strength, picked up his phone and looked at it, it was only six o'clock. Then he was stunned, "Hey, this is... Land for mobile phones? Wang Bazai looked at this large-screen Xuanjin mobile phone, the background is all sexy wet beauties, and the background is changed regularly, it is really a variety of beauties.

"This old man is really sassy." Zhao Wufu opened the wasteland realm and continued to study the rules inside.

The rules are actually very simple, labor is the most glorious, get the honor value, with more honor value, skilled skills, in order to open up more land, grow more melons, fruits and vegetables, so as to get more money, buy good things in the mall.

Zhao Wufu looked at the cover of his mobile phone, "Wan'er, if the old man didn't lie to me, I would be able to find you soon, come, kiss." ”