Jinhai, an international metropolis, is known as the magic capital of China. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info a city that houses tens of millions of people. It's a paradise for the rich, a hell for the poor, and a bombing ground for aliens.

In the kitchen dishwashing room of Xiangxiang Restaurant in the third block, Zhao Wufu, who comes from a poor rural area in a small city, sits on a small bench, shaking his body and head, humming his self-created rap song: "Farmers work during the day, and at night they pick up the anchors, hug the celebrity wife, and get involved in the turmoil in the rivers and lakes; What to do? I'm not afraid of the sky, I'm not afraid of the earth, I'm afraid that the fist is not big enough, the king of heaven will kill the tiger, I am Zhao Lao Wu of Tang Village, Zhao Lao Wu! It is this passage that Zhao Wufu hangs his dreams on his trouser belt like a belt every day.

At this moment, the restaurant owner came over, "Old Five, hurry up and wash the dishes, shake what, two calves." ”

"Okay!" Zhao Wufu instantly woke up from his fantasy, and obediently stood up and got to work.

Zhao Wufu has been working here for a year, no matter the new and old employees of Xiangxiang Restaurant, everyone knows that there is a second-rate person in the back kitchen, daydreaming all day long, and he especially likes to cause trouble, and often comes to work is a blue nose and swollen face.

used to be a food delivery clerk, for the sake of image, he was transferred to the back kitchen and washed dishes and vegetables with his aunts, if he wasn't a fellow villager with the boss, he wouldn't have stayed today.

It's no wonder that others don't believe it, within three days of coming here, he began to brag to people that his wife is a big star, and he came to Jinhai to work to find a celebrity wife. Who will believe this? Not only that, but when I see a beautiful little girl, I will make fun of it.

Zhao Wufu didn't lie, to be precise, only the word 'wife' was missing. He is eighteen years old this year, grew up in Tang Village in the countryside, and has a childhood sweetheart sister Tang Wan'er since he was a child, one year older than him, they have the best play, in many times in the house, this Tang Wan'er has been playing his wife, once swore and said, 'I will marry you when I grow up, I am not afraid that no one wants you'.

It's been a pair since elementary school, junior high school, high school, and they haven't been together, and they're definitely green and green. If there is no accident, they will be a couple when they grow up, and the adults in the small village also love to joke like this.

As a result, the creation made people, fate cheated the father, and three years later, he came for four years. Forget about four years, a big demon like Jinhai came at once, and suddenly he became a beautiful and amazing star.

Zhao Wufu has a total of five cousins in his family, his ancestors are farmers in Tang Village, his father and uncles and several of his brothers are also farmers, and there is so much land in the family. Zhao Wufu is not a peaceful person, he walks with a second-rate atmosphere, where can he be trapped in the small countryside.

So his father sponsored him for 500 yuan, and he also went to the Golden Sea Demon Capital, a city that is too crowded to fart.

Zhao Wufu was very excited to come to the Golden Sea Demon Capital, and first contacted Tang Wan'er through various platform software, but did not reply. squatted at the gate of Tang Wan'er University's campus for more than a week, and was finally beaten away by the security guards.

During this period, I was beaten, asked for food, snatched children's lollipops, and stole old ladies in the subway. In order to find Tang Wan'er, Zhao Wufu tried his best, the closest time was when Tang Wan'er settled in a hotel, he was gathered in the fan group, his voice was hoarse, Tang Wan'er just wore sunglasses and walked into the hotel with her head down under the escort of a group of people.

In the end, he infiltrated the hotel and was arrested by the police because of his suspicious whereabouts. Since then, Zhao Wufu's plan to find Tang Wan'er has been pressed on the second thing, and finding a job to eat has become the most important thing.

worked in Xiangxiang Restaurant for a year, and saved a little money in his hand, although no one was optimistic about Zhao Wufu, and even told him many negative social rules, nothing could stop Zhao Wufu's determination to find Tang Wan'er.

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"Old Five, I said you better dispel this thought, it's good to make some money. I see that your bones are strange, you are a genius among people, you have been in this Jinhai for a long time, you will definitely be able to mix into a big boss, what beautiful wife can't be found when the time comes? ”

After getting off work in the evening, Wang Mang, a colleague in the dormitory, played with his mobile phone and teased.

Zhao Wufu also played with his mobile phone, slept in the lower bunk when getting out of bed, hung a rope, and knocked his legs on it, "I see that you are hard-working, capable and honest, you have been in this Jinhai for a long time, you will definitely be able to mix into a big foreman, and the boss girl must be yours." ”

Although Zhao Wufu didn't read much, he had a lively brain, and he liked to step on one sentence and raise one sentence when he spoke, which not only satisfied his appetite, but also did not get beaten and annoyed.

Wang Mang smiled: "I like the second half of the sentence." By the way, I found a female anchor who is quite similar to Xiangxiang, do you want to see it? ”

"I'm not interested, I'm a slave with an owner." Zhao Lao Wu coped, then clicked on the live broadcast room, entered the live broadcast room of 'Moon Tiger Teeth', and typed a row of words "The king of heaven killed the moon tiger, I am Zhao Lao Wu of Tang Village, the tiger master is auspicious, and the brothers are healthy." ”

Zhao Wufu can't do anything else, so he will have two skills, the first one, and the second one. So he is still well-known in some places where he is active on the Internet, especially when he appears, he will always shout the slogan of his own logo, and compliment the person who should be complimented.

As a result, the originally lively barrage slowly quieted down, because Zhao Wufu's slogan has always been, the king of heaven killed the tiger, referring to cleaning up the local old fritters, but today suddenly there was a sentence to kill the moon tiger. Originally, this anchor was called Moon Tiger Tooth, which is 66666666666666...

There was silence for a moment, and even the cute Moon Tiger Tooth was stunned for a moment, and said in a sweet voice, "The fifth child is not well-behaved today!" ”

Then on the barrage, "The old five prostitutes, really said the hearts of the brothers." ”

"The tiger master is unfair, I have rewarded so many times, and you have never spoken to me like this. Lao Wu, this deflated calf, won't he really be accepted by the tiger master, right? ”

"Hehehe, guess what." The anchor smiled cutely and didn't want to clarify anything! What anchors, especially female anchors, need is the imagination of these male fans.

Then the barrage exploded, and they all had to pull the old five out, flatten the thirty big boards, and even slapped the bricks directly at the old five, one after another.

Zhao Wufu typed another string of words: "I am a rough man, and only the king of heaven can surrender in the future." ”

Saying this, everyone was relieved, but I don't know if Yue Huya said intentionally or unintentionally, "Didn't the fifth child always claim to be the king of heaven?" ”

This is the cleverness of the anchor, her live broadcast is to sell cute chats, she needs to find a **silk like Zhao Wufu who can not only speak well, but also be familiar to everyone who will not reward how much, so that fans will have a more sense of topicality, and at the same time aim at the emerging and create topics, and some rich people can only throw money in order to hope to compare a **silk, and then the anchor is ridiculing and appeased.

A barrage popped up, "Rough man? King? ・・・Old Five, you come out, let's talk, promise not to hit you. A fan with a high fan value seems to have realized the mystery from this sentence.

Then the bricks came up again, and the fried old five hurriedly hit a "Tiger master sleeps peacefully, and the old five will come back to cheer in the future." I added a sentence later, you still have a conscience and didn't smash the **** for me. As soon as this sentence was typed out, a lot of **** smashed over.

This is a benefit for some excellent fans, although it is difficult for fans to give gifts to fans, but some fans who pull hatred will be smashed with bricks and eggs, and the money is less, but it is also money. However, some people who deliberately pull hatred will be banned and kicked out by the administrator, and only high-quality fans like Zhao Lao Wu who can mobilize the atmosphere, control the field and even bring popularity can get some benefits.

Zhao Lao Wu didn't leave because he was afraid of being smashed, who still thinks he has a lot of money. As the saying goes, his eldest uncle and his second uncle are all his uncles, and mosquito legs and fly heads are also meat. The exit was because of a push news about Tang Wan'er.

A few photos in the news, about Tang Wan'er's relationship, although it is the word 'suspect', but Zhao Wufu knows that the man in the photo just likes Tang Wan'er, this man is the brother of Tang Wan'er's agent, and he is a small boss. Once he went to Tang Wan'er's Jinhai residence to find Tang Wan'er, and happened to meet him, and walked out of the house with a bouquet of big roses, his face was not good-looking.

met Zhao Wufu, and knew Zhao Wufu from the security guard's mouth, and his anger was sprinkled on Zhao Wufu and he was beaten. That was the hardest beating he was beaten, Zhao Wufu didn't fight back, but because he fought back, he was beaten even harder by the security guards.

Looking at the news, Zhao Wufu saw an important word, Tangzhou, filming 'Marriage Pavilion'. Then Zhao Wufu began to search, wanting to know more detailed information, maybe he ran away on impulse.

I just pressed it, and it happened that a bird thing popped up, and it just happened. Then Zhao Wufu was stunned and appeared on a large area of barren yellow earth, barren only land and breeze, dusty. Not to mention trees, there is no grass!

Zhao Wufu turned around with a stupid face, and a swarthy old man with gray hair and wrinkled skin on crutches stood behind him, without a sound, full of weirdness. Zhao Wufu was frightened and behaved even more exaggeratedly, and directly raised his fist, "!" ”

"Hey, young man, your fist is so big!" The old man who looked like a sixtieth armor casually raised his hand and grabbed Zhao Wufu's fist, and did not forget to praise him, "I see that you have a strange skeleton, a human face and a beast's heart, and if you farm well, you will definitely have a great future in the future." ”

Zhao Wufu immediately replied, "I see your old tree peeling, with a dead face, believe it or not, I buried you here?" ”