Chapter 15 So, Sun Wukong's father is very innocent

You can see the river crab town from afar, and you can also see the back of the crucian carp leading Ji Xueba to run. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info

The entrance to the River Crab Town sewers is located outside the town near the river, not far, but not close.

The streets of the town were empty, littered with overturned stalls, all sorts of fruit tumbling on the ground, and the occasional panicked eye in the shutters of the buildings.

Lu Xiuxiu picked up an apple on the spot, wiped it with his hand, stuffed it into his mouth and chewed it.

Ji Xueba came out of nowhere, waved his hand at them from afar, and walked over, he stood in front of an inn with an open door, and inside was a respectful innkeeper: "You guys can come in quickly, crab!" Come in slowly, the crab found out that I have opened the door here, the villain can't afford it, crab! ”

Lu Xiuxiu and Xuanxuan entered the house, and the crucian carp shouted to the innkeeper: "Dad, they have been hungry for a long time, get some food." ”

"Hey, crab." Then the innkeeper walked to the back kitchen.

“。。。 Father? Lu Xiuxiu and Xuanxuan looked at each other.

"That's right, it's my dad." Crucian carp said so.

“。。。 But isn't your dad supposed to be a crucian carp? ”

"It's all evil, crabs... Crucian carp his father took a curtain and didn't know what came out: "I have Monkey King and his father's genetic crabs, I didn't believe in the ancestral training crabs that the ancestors handed down and couldn't be picked up casually, and one day when I was cooking, I picked up a crucian carp and got a crab... ”

“。。。。。。 Heroes are good kung fu! You find another stone to pick, and after you finish this book, you can change the name to Journey to the West! Speaking of it, I can pick it up when I cook, and I really admire it. "Lu Xiuxiu's five bodies are in the shape of the ground.

Xuanxuan shook her head silently, shameless men.

"Dad, look at the fact that as soon as you came up, you talked about my birth everywhere!" The crucian carp was dissatisfied.

“。。。 Didn't people ask about crabs? Evil, crab, do you dare to speak without crabs, crabs? This university is out of the way, crab! Crucian carp's father put the curtain on the table, a kind of food similar to gimbap, wrapped in nori on the outside, and pressed rice on the inside, I don't know what was put in the middle, and the big curtain wafted on the table with an attractive aroma.

"Well, you're welcome." Xuanxuan smiled apologetically at the crucian carp and his father.

"Eat the crab, although my son is not a crab, but it is better to be with you than with that crab." Crucian carp said his father, and then leaned on the window shutter to open the strip and peek out.

I don't know what's added to the strange rice, the rice is loose and sticky, and the thing wrapped in the middle is full of meat and taste, and the taste is excellent.

"This one is delicious." Xuanxuan ate one and then said to the crucian carp and his father that Lu Xiuxiu and Ji Xueba had already gobbled up three or four.

"Yes, crab~" Crucian carp's father said happily: "This is an exclusive secret recipe for crabs, especially the meat material crabs in the middle, specially selected for three years, the body of the big green caterpillar on the plane tree has been exclusively blended by foot washing, water and manure tanks and other locations... ”

Xuanxuan had already picked up the second one, and was just about to put it in her mouth, but after hearing the material, she hurriedly threw the second one back, and she felt a feeling in her throat that a big green caterpillar was about to crawl out... Fortunately, Lu Xiuxiu and Ji Xueba didn't hear it, and they were still gobbling it up.

"That... Do you have anything to drink? Xuanxuan asked a little embarrassed.

"Yes, crabs." Crucian carp and his father went to the back of the counter to get an iron listening jar, Xuanxuan opened the pull ring, and saw that the juice inside was a little purple color: "... What is it. ”

"Grape juice crab."

Xuanxuan drank it with peace of mind, and it was unexpectedly delicious.

"Hmmm... Well, what are you all hiding? Can you tell me about that? ”

"Hide the crab king, crab, he came to collect the protection fee for the crab again. I hope someone knocks it down, but there's no hope for the crab. ”

"Pay the protection fee, why are you hiding from it like this?"

I saw that the crucian carp and his father suddenly burst into tears: "It will force others to do other things, crabs!" For example, let me other objects in front of me and crabs! ”

A twisted piece of toilet paper on the table suddenly stood up and said to it, "Daddy, I'm awake, milk powder." ”

Xuanxuan looked at the toilet paper in horror, feeling that Sun Wukong's father's ability was against the sky.

"Actually, you can meet my children everywhere you go, oh crabs, and when the time comes, I'll be able to make crabs." Crucian carp's father didn't know where to proudly pull out a certificate of merit, which read: Certificate of Merit for Outstanding Talent Cultivation Contributors in All Aspects.

"Help the people of our town defeat the Crab King!" The crucian carp also ate a few and said.

"It's boring, crabs... Suddenly there was a sound outside the window, and through the cracks in the shutters, the crab king and the carp could be seen standing at the door of the inn.

"Why don't you crabs, find that old man Sun crucian carp and add him a few more strange child crabs?" The flattering voice of the carp came from the side.

"Very good crab! Very good crabs! The crab king was shouting at the door of the inn, "Sun crucian carp, old crab!" Hurry up and get out of the crab for me! A few more kid crabs for you! If you don't come out, I'll dismantle your broken shop crab! I'll count three crabs! Three crabs! ”

"Hide the crab, hide the crab!" Crucian carp and his father panicked, and suddenly saw the door flying, and the crab king and the carp appeared at the door: "Sun crucian carp old crab!" You... When the crab king saw the people in this room, he was stunned: "You dare to release them out of the crabs!! The crab king pointed at the crucian carp angrily: "Sun crucian carp, the second crab!" What kind of crime should you blame for not teaching your son strictly, crab! Then he tore through the certificate and pinched it with both hands to tear it in half.

"Don't!" Crucian carp's father wailed and burst into tears: "How many children can be cultivated in exchange for this certificate!" Don't tear it up! I've torn them all three! Without this thing, how can I pretend to be b with the folks! ”

"I didn't add crabs when I spoke! Sin plus one class crab! The carp interjected.

"Don't crabs! I was wrong crab! Good carp son, crab, you also help your father persuade the king crab... ”

"No Crab!" The carp pulled the award certificate from the crab king, tore it to pieces, and then looked up to the sky and laughed wildly: "Ahahaha It's so cool, crabs! Who called me the crab that you didn't give me when I was a child! Ahahaha crab! ”

"In a nutshell, this is a boring bloodbath that has been running through many years caused by a mouthful of yogurt and an old man trying to pretend to be b. . . Xuanxuan yawned: "I said, let's go." ”

Lu Xiuxiu ate the last pack of rice, and then nodded.

Crucian carp's father cried and knelt in front of Xuanxuan: "No, crab!" For my next chapter certificate not to be torn off the crab! In order for me to pretend to be b's capital not to be destroyed by them again crabs! Please help me defeat the Crab King in our town, Crab! Crying out of his nose, he grabbed the corner of Xuanxuan's skirt and planned to blow it on it, and then Xuanxuan stepped on his face: "Get out." Roll as far as you can. and thou shalt pretend b, and thou shalt begotten begot ”

"If you don't agree to the crab, I'll fix the crab on your body on the spot, and I will soon have the crab, and the crab will come out with my hand." Crucian carp his father said aggrievedly.

"it, don't you want this conversation to be so evil! You've had enough, old man! The girls in this book belong to me! Lu Xiuxiu lifted the table hard, only to see the crucian carp and his father's hand speed half clenched into a fist like a quick poke out of nowhere, a milky white liquid gushed out, Lu Xiuxiu grabbed the table leg that was lifted out and blocked it in front of Xuanxuan, only to see the liquid splash on the table, and instantly climbed down from the table A small table with arms and legs went over and dragged the crucian carp and his father's trouser leg and shouted: "Dad! Father! ”

"It's less than a second on the other side!! A child came out of this head in less than a second!! You've reached the Monkey King and his dad's Super Evolution Invincible Modified Version!! ”

"So crab, for my next certificate to be able to pack b crabs in front of the neighbors for a long time, help me defeat the crab king, crab!" The crucian carp's father kicked the small table son away, and forced the group of three with his trouser belts in both hands.

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