Chapter 14 Gorgeous Shaking M You humans don't understand

When you plan to make the ingredients into food, you will encounter all kinds of problems, the Celestial Empire's food and cooking methods are the richest in the world, take a fish as an example, in the Celestial Empire, you can choose steaming, boiling, stewing, grilling, marinating, frying, frying, etc., if the fish is not big, you can also boil and even make a sauce, quite an island country, cut into sashimi, dip in a variety of condiments, if you put it in the West, there are not so many choices, fried, grilled, there are just two kinds, at most the meat is cut out and sandwiched in a hamburger or stuffed into the microwave oven to beat. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 ο½‰ο½Žο½†ο½

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Even if it's the easiest way, you can make a fire and eat sashimi with a knife and a little soy sauce, as mentioned above, if you bake it, you need a fire, and if you want sashimi, you need a knife to put it aside, it needs sauce, soy sauce, wasabi, etc., can you eat simple fish? Yes, the problem is that we're not ospreys or bears.

The farthest distance in the world is not that I stand before you and you do not know that I love you, but ... Ah, readers who have read the gray sparrow, please throw away the second half of the sentence that there is a grove in front of me, but I can't, the second half of the book is that we are hungry and we can't turn the ingredients in front of us into a meal...

。。。 I have to admit that the second half of Wanchao Nimana can't be surpassed. Ah, new readers, please ignore this exclamation ...

β€œγ€‚γ€‚γ€‚γ€‚γ€‚γ€‚ I said, I'm tired of waiting ... Have you thought about it yet... The crucian carp was tied up and lay on the ground, looking helplessly at Xuanxuan and Lu Xiuxiu, who were frowning.

"I suddenly remembered something, when the crab comes back, won't I have to rely on this to lead it into the pit?"

"Oh my God, after tossing for so long, not only can't the fish eat, but you still have to rely on this fish to complete the task?"

"Dig it! Who's going to get me out! Ji Xueba's voice and distant voice came from the other end of the box, and when he walked over and pulled his neck, he saw that he had dug more than three meters deep, and there was a big circle around the iron cage.

"Hmmm... Lu Xiuxiu, take the rope and pull him out. ”

"Ah, I found a piece of rope and tied it to the goods. . . ." Lu Xiuxiu turned his head and pointed to the crucian carp tied up with five flowers.

The crucian carp looked at them, turned his head and squeezed out a smile from his face: "Two heroes, two immortals... That one... ”

"Untie." Xuanxuan ordered.

The crucian carp was overjoyed, and watched Lu Xiuxiu untie the rope little by little: "That's right, I am your precious partner, how can you treat me as food, it's not easy for the two of you to finally figure it out." It stood up and moved its muscles, and a happy background of its own dog's tail grass appeared behind it: "Ah, although I'm a shaker, let's work together to defeat the crab king!" A kitchen knife reached out and pressed it under its neck. (Shake M Super Masochist)

"Pull that cargo up first, and then tie it up when you're done."

β€œγ€‚γ€‚γ€‚ Humans are cunning, unbelievable creatures. ”

Fortunately, Ji Xueba's weight is not as developed as his IQ, and Lu Xiuxiu's little strength is still pulled, and he was stunned when he saw Xuanxuan forcing the crucian carp with a kitchen knife on the spot: "When the crucian carp is cooking, you can't chop it so hastily and directly!" Fish heads are very nutritious! It is the internal organs that must be removed! ”

"Rub ... The crucian carp was completely desperate: "Nima, are you stunned because the knife is on the neck?" ”

"Speaking of which, I'm hungry too, how are I going to eat it?" Ji Xueba continued to talk to himself.

"I wipe this world and can't save it! Finally, the novice doesn't think about doing the task, Nima thinks about eating first! What a sin this is done! I think I tried my best to get into Bo in the cold window for ten years. After four years of college, I still can't find a job! Will you be eaten by three novices now? . . Oh my God, my life... It makes no sense ... It cried in pain, its body spread out a black low aura, it took out a photo album from the fish scales close to its body, and began to shed tears at the album, turning the pages one by one, crying silently: "Ah, goodbye to my dear class teacher, farewell to my dear instructor, farewell to my dear department head, farewell to my dear juniors, farewell to the sisters who love me, farewell to my mother, farewell to my father, farewell to my grandfather, farewell to my grandmother, farewell to my uncle, farewell to my aunt, Farewell to my second uncle, farewell to my second aunt, farewell to my third 。。。。。。 ”

The black aura eroded the sewers, eroded the floor, and even dimmed the light of the pyramid, and under the erosion of the black aura, Lu Xiuxiu and Ji Xueba also began to hide their faces and cry.

"Or ... Let's not eat it... You see it's pathetic ... Lu Xiuxiu pulled Xuanxuan's skirt.

"yes, yes... And so many people it still loves ... Oh no, the fish that is still in love is still waiting for its return, so let's eat it like this... Ji Xueba pulled Xuanxuan's cuffs.

"Hmm... Xuanxuan was also a little infected by the aura to be honest, held her chin and began to think about it, and suddenly saw the flash of Lu Xiuxiu's mobile phone flashing dazzlingly in this dark aura, she turned her head, only to see Lu Xiuxiu carrying the corner of Xuanxuan's skirt with his left hand, and also picked up Lao Gao... Holding a mobile phone in his right hand... I'm taking pictures...

"It's actually pink with white edges。。。。。。 Ahh!!h Lu Xiuxiu flew to the roof of the sewer, hit his head in, his legs shook a few times, and he drooped down and didn't move.

"Okay, we won't eat you anymore, I don't think it will taste good to see you like this, find some black cloth to cover the pit, and when the crab comes back and catches it, let's go to the town to eat delicious food together~" Xuanxuan just knocked Lu Xiuxiu away with an uppercut punch, turned her head and changed her face to the crucian carp and said gently.

"Hmm!" The crucian carp was very frightened when it looked at the blood flowing down Lu Xiuxiu's drooping legs, but it restrained itself in front of Xuanxuan and stopped crying in time: "There is one thing I wanted to tell you in the last chapter." ”

"What's the matter? Say whatever you want. ”

"I was interrupted by you as soon as I said it in the last chapter.,It's been many times.。。。。

β€œγ€‚γ€‚γ€‚ Oh, so let's talk about it now. ”

"The crab king can basically come back once every two months, so waiting for the crab or something is not applicable to this product, and you will starve to death if you stay up like this for another month."

β€œγ€‚γ€‚γ€‚ Then let's go to town first and eat when I'm done trying to clean up the crabs, I'm going to starve to death. ”

"Seriously agree!" Ji Xueba nodded, grabbed the crucian carp's arm, and then looked at the ceiling: "Then what to do with this goods." ”

"Father-in-law Lu, your girlfriend is going to be thrown into the sewer."

Lu Xiuxiu quickly got out of it, turned his body gorgeously and landed on the ground, and rushed to his big backpack at an invisible speed to hug it, and his head was still bleeding: "Whoever dares to touch my daughter-in-law, I will fight with whom!" ”

"Then let's go to the town~~~ Warmly celebrate the crucian carp joining our team~~~ You will be our tour guide in the future~~~" Xuanxuan took the lead in applauding, and Lu Xiuxiu and Ji Xueba applauded.

"Thank you, thank you." The crucian carp bowed happily, and with a bow, the album just fell out, and rolled a few times on the ground to Xuanxuan's feet.

"Ah, how can such a precious thing not be placed well, how careless it is to fall out with such a bow." Xuanxuan bent down to pick it up, slapped the ash on it, and was about to hand it over and give it to the little crucian carp when she suddenly wondered what its relatives looked like, so she casually turned the page.

The crucian carp saw the album fall out and sweated profusely, when he saw that the album was not opened, and Xuanxuan picked it up and handed it over directly, his hanging heart was put down a little, and he reached out to pick it up, at this moment, the curious Xuanxuan opened the album: "I'll just take a look, I'm really curious about your relatives。。。。。。 ”

The crucian carp grabbed Ji Xueba: "I'll wipe it and run!! He turned and quickly disappeared into the sewers.

Lu Xiuxiu saw Xuanxuan's black line on her face, trembling, so she leaned over, only to see that the pictures in the album were colorful and gorgeous, and on the page that was opened, the upper left was a crucian carp stewed tofu... The lower left is the garlic crucian carp... The upper right is steamed crucian carp... The bottom right is the crispy crucian carp. . . First, the crucian carp stewed with tofu, remove the inner sheet of the crucian carp, absorb the water with kitchen paper, put a small amount of oil in the pot, put the crucian carp and fry it, and fry it on both sides。。。。。。 He walked around and looked at the cover, which had the name "On how to cook crucian carp"...

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