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The mouth was tied up and stuffed into the bathtub, and Parisio slept deeply for ten hours, in good spirits. None of them dared to eat the breakfast that was served, so he just woke up and ate breakfast for four.

Four people were invited to attend a memorial service for Sun Crucian Carp.

With Picinola's influence in the town of Toilet Supreme, the memorial service was attended by a large number of people, and all of them were unrelated people, and the memorial service was built on the high platform opposite the church side of the inn, with a large head sticker of the crucian carp hanging around a large circle of wreaths.

I saw Picino pull up the high platform, stand still, and slowly spoke: "Since Pangu opened up, the three emperors ruled the world, the five emperors Dinglun, there is a famous mountain in the sea, called Huaguo Mountain, this mountain is the ancestral vein of the ten continents, the dragon of the three islands, since the opening of the turbidity and standing, Hongmeng after the judgment, what a good mountain!" There are words to prove it! Fu said: Huaguo Mountain two-day and one-night tour! Group buying! Only 998! Room and board included! Pre-order now! ”

I saw a person sitting in the audience, he was wearing a dim-colored water-sleeved gown, a strange little hat on his head, and a long goatee, which was particularly conspicuous in a group of people, and he applauded calmly: "It's wet, it's wet." ”

“。。。” Lu Xiuxiu was shocked at that time: "I'll rub, who is that... ”

“。。。 I don't know. ”

"It is said that on the top of the mountain, there is a fairy stone, its stone is three zhang six feet five inches high, there are two zhang four feet circumference, three zhang six feet five inches high, according to the three hundred and sixty-five degrees of the week, two zhang four feet circumference, according to the political calendar twenty-four qi, there are nine holes and eight holes, according to the nine palace gossip. There are no trees on all sides, and the surrounding tour guide Zhilan is commensurate. Cover from Pangu to open up dependence, every day by the innocent show, the essence of the sun and the moon, feel for a long time, then have the meaning of psychic. This stone is the key tourist attraction of the mountain, say one day, our ancestors, please forgive your descendants have not remembered your name, the great he came to Huaguo Mountain to travel, when it was the middle of summer, he came to the stone, deeply feel that this stone is so beautiful, is a priceless treasure created by nature, plus surrounded by Laneige, I love you graffiti and concentric locks, suddenly feel unwell, with the stone next to the hidden place to relieve his hands, has said that the time is midsummer, short skirts are rampant, beautiful legs, Our great ancestors relieved their hands by the way on the front of the scenic spots of all kinds of beautiful legs to fight a big plane, unexpectedly he forgot the ancestral teachings of the ancestors can not be casual to fly, followed a few days later, the stone in the breeding of immortal cells, lay a stone egg, because of the wind turned into a stone monkey. This is the most prestigious Monkey King in our family! ”

I saw the man in the water-sleeved robe standing up in the audience, and out of nowhere he brought out a sign with a huge protest on it, shouting: "Protest! Protest! You changed the original book to be like this, do your family know! ”

"Yo?" Piccinola was taken aback: "Who are you?" ”

The man steamed his collar and hat, and said slowly with depth and philosophy: "I am Wu Chengen!" ”

"Yo !!" Piccinola was taken aback: "Who is Wu Chengen?" ”

Wu Chengen fell directly to the ground, and it took him a long time to get up: "Where did you change this sentence!" ”

Piccinola rummaged through his butt pocket, and flipped through the book "Journey to the West" for a long time: "Oh, that's it." ”

"I'm the author!"

"Ahh Piccinola flipped through the book a few times: "The author is Ming Wu Chengen, you are Wu Chengen, not Ming Wu Chengen." ”

"It's a dynasty...

"Forget it, this is my father's memorial service, don't bother with your jokes. That's how our family's most prestigious Monkey King came here! It can be said that it is a history that was caused by an accident, a famous book! What caused this accident was a sacred relic that has been passed down from generation to generation in our family! Now I have my brother Parisio brought the relic to the stage! ”

"Protest! Protest! Serious protests! Strong protest! Wu Chengen kept waving the sign below.

Parisio walked up with a white flower on his chest.

"Now! Let us come to this sacred relic with excitement, indignation, and excitement! ”

Just as he was standing still, Piccinora ripped off his big pants!

"Oh!!" There was an exclamation from the audience, and countless mothers hurriedly covered their children's eyes.

"I saw that the ancestral sacred relics of the family were very majestic, with a length that probably cannot be described, and a caliber that may not be described, and it can be seen that it is definitely a piece that cannot be described! What can't be described can't be described, and what can't be described is definitely not described! A handsome man put his face in front of the holy relic that was not suitable for children and explained.

I saw that the handsome guy had bronze skin, a neat head, a bulging undershirt supported by strong muscles, a handsome appearance, and a mouthful of white teeth that could flash blindness.

“。。。 Why is this so familiar... Lu Xiuxiu and Ji Xueba looked at each other.

"That's right!" The handsome guy casually posed: "I just can't describe it, I can't describe the old man!" ”

“。。。 What kind of glorious impostor is that good, and there can be admirers here? ”

"Ah no, I'm a real man who can't describe the old man, but the hemorrhoids that can't be described are just healed." The handsome guy slapped his ass.

"I'm rubbing, it's not a problem of hemorrhoids, right!! Obviously, even the people have changed!! ”

"Believe me, hemorrhoids are really healed." I can't describe the old man cocking his buttocks, and Piccinola grabbed it and ripped off his pants one step at a time!

"I'll wipe you and quickly take back this weapon of mass destruction! Collect the supernatural powers! Can you still shoot! ”

I saw that the old man who couldn't describe it turned his face up, flashed a big tooth with blind dog eyes, and flew his eyes: "There are hemorrhoids, stick to the anus!" He took out a box of gadgets from his pocket, held it up and put it on his face, and sang in a long voice: "Early~~~ sticking ~~~~~~ early ~~~~~~~~~~~ light ~~~~~~~~~~ loose~~~"

"Protest protest! Serious protests! Wu Chengen held the sign high to cover the buttocks that could not describe the old man.

I can't describe it, and the old man opened the brand to reveal a charming face: "Since I used anal cool, my waist is no longer sore, my legs don't hurt, I have become handsome, I can say that I can't write without it, and I can't even beat my heart anymore!" Two courses of treatment can not be described as a package of treatments! Ordering a phone number can not describe the eight four eight eight four eight eight! Pre-order now! ”

"Get out of here! This is Lao Tzu's father's memorial service! Piccirano kicked the old man on the ass and kicked him off the stage: "Does anyone want to take a picture with this relic or touch it?" Limited to three seats! ”

"Hey??? My brother doesn't play like this! I've only been plugging it up for a few days, and it's not secure! ”

"It's okay, carry forward the glory of the family."

Would anyone want this kind of thing? Of course no one ... Piccinola looked around and smiled, "Doesn't anyone want to take a picture of something so precious?" Of course! How dare mortals like you take a commemorative stay with such a holy relic! So, let our three strong men come and see... ”

Before the words fell, Ji Xueba raised his hand: "I'm willing to touch it." ”

Xuan Xuan and Lu Xiuxiu quickly left him ten meters away, with disgusting expressions on their faces. Ji Xueba disagreed, and took the stage by himself.

Picchinaola's eyelids jumped unnaturally, Nima, what are you going to do。。。 Forget it.,Look at this weak thing.。。。 "That's good! Then this gentleman and the two of us wrestlers! ”

From the wreath behind the stage, two big men with more than two meters of muscles all over their bodies walked out, and their exaggerated muscles were startled at a glance, and the first wrestler spoke: "Don't worry about pig's feet!" Definitely drag it down! ”

The second wrestler spoke: "If he can't pull it down, I'll continue to pull it!" ”

Parisio was in a cold sweat and was about to sneak off the stage: "You... What are you going to drag!! ”

"Brother, don't resist so much, carry forward the glory of the family and let the world see the great ancestral heirlooms of our family~~ Cameraman prepares!" He waved his hand, and the cameraman squeezed Wu Chengen, who was still holding a sign in protest, to the side and erected a tripod, and one of the wrestlers pinched the head of the crucian carp: "Good, don't move." ”

Ji Xueba came to the stage unconsciously, slipped under the crotch of the crucian carp, grabbed it, and pointed to the camera scissor hand: "Eggplant." ”

After a flash, everyone was stunned, Ji Xueba stood up and planned to step down, and then found that he had something extra in his hand: "Huh? ”

"Dragged down!! It's so easy to pull off!! Don't run away from that kid!! Leave that thing behind!! Picinola's face was bruised.

", I've said it, just pick it up, don't explain it for a long time, just take a look, don't touch it!!" The crucian carp is also full of green gluten.

"it, can you just drag that thing off!! No, how did Sun Crucian get it down and hand it over to you in the first place!! No, how did you put it up!! Lu Xiuxiu was also full of muscles.

The crucian carp Picchinora and the two wrestlers pounced directly on Ji Xueba, and Ji Xueba was so frightened that he forgot to throw the disgusting thing in his hand and run away.

Xuanxuan held her forehead: "What a memorial service... Sun crucian carp, you have a spirit in the sky... ”

Wu Chengen staggered onto the stage and held up a sign: "Protest!" Protest! Serious protests!! Strongly protest!! ”

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