"It's coming! Here it comes! It's close! It's close! Welcome to the 1st Supreme Toilet Town Marathon! ”

"I'm the host Lu Xiuxiu!"

"I'm the narrator Wu Chengen!"

"This event is strongly sponsored by Anal Plaster! Anal cool plaster, let the chrysanthemum cool plaster! ”

"Don't forget to read more Journey to the West~~~"

"Speaking of which, the history of Supreme Toilet Town is really long and strange. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"yes. The whole town is built on such a mountain, surrounded by cliffs, and is isolated from the outside world. ”

"Ahh The leader is still Ji Xueba! I saw that he was holding the ancestral Ding Ding of the Sun family and running wildly all the way, and he couldn't tell that he was a person who hadn't eaten breakfast! What about the physique of a good student? ”

"Close behind is Parisio! Ah, what's going on with this weird running position? I saw Parisio covering his hips tightly with both hands! What do you have to cover as a fish! When you appeared in Chapter 11, you were still naked and shameless! ”

"It was followed by the great pig's feet of Picinola! He's riding on a wrestler and urging him to hurry up! ”

"I can only hear: can you ***** run quickly! The **** will run away! What am I raising you for! ****！ **********！！！ Ah, it's better not to record these words that affect the image of pig's feet. ”

"Wow! They ran far, ran away! Keep up with the film crew! Come on! ”

The cameraman put the camera on the ground: "Who are you two when I wipe you, who allowed you to come out and mess around, the film crew is short of money, and they don't hire a car, I said it's not a marathon." ”

"Don't be afraid! I borrowed somersault clouds from Sun Monkey many times at the cost of him as the main character! Let's play tricks! ”

"Wonderful! Wonderful! Lu Xiuxiu picked up the princess and sat on Wu Chengen on the somersault cloud, and disappeared into the sky...

“。。。 Oops, you've forgotten a hundred and eight thousand miles... Xuanxuan set up a pergola with her hands and looked at the sky.

It is said that at this time, Ji Xueba was in a state of rapid adrenal hormone secretion, and ran through the street around the alley to the edge of the Supreme Toilet Town! The edge of the town of Supreme Toilet Town is cliff-like! It's good to have a guardrail around the circle! Ji Xueba stopped urgently by the guardrail and looked down at the magnificent scenery in front of him.

"Give me back the treasure of my father's ancestors!!" With a howl, Ji Xueba turned his head and saw the crucian carp running over frantically with his hips in front of him.

"Ahh!!h The crucian carp didn't brake all of a sudden, the car hit Ji Xueba, Ji Xueba immediately grabbed the guardrail and hung it in the air, the crucian carp turned in the air for three and a half weeks and saw the ground under his feet nearly a thousand meters away and panicked, and quickly covered his crotch with one hand and pulled Ji Xueba's leg with the other.

The two wrestlers then came over with a snort, they saw this scene and put Piccinola down, Piccinola happily approached them, and said to Ji Xueba cordially: "Child, if you want to get lost, you hand over the thing in your hand now and we will pull you up." ”

"Brother! And me! Get me up too! The crucian carp shouted.

Ji Xueba held the root of the fence with one hand, and was pulled by a crucian carp, and the tearing sensation from his body made him extremely painful: "Isn't it just this!" Here you go! Then he raised his other hand.

"Oooh!" Piccinola excitedly looked at the holy relic in his hand and reached out to take it, but found a problem... Can't take it down... It's in the palm of his hand...

I can't take it down, I can't pull it off, I can't pull it off, I can't get it off when I hold it backwards with both hands, and I can't get it down after a few strokes: "What a!" It's grown! You two! Get it down for me! If you dare to break it, I'll throw you both on the spot!" ”

The two wrestlers hurriedly dragged it.

“。。。 Can you pull us up before you pull it off? My arm is going to break! ”

"Surely it is! I met someone who is said to be particularly suitable for his physique! The crucian carp was taken aback.

"Nani?"

"This thing is basically combined with the human body in the form of instantaneous adhesive adhesive! However, if you meet someone who is particularly in line with its constitution, it will be combined in the form of cell fusion! ”

"I'll go to your aunt! It's an organ! Do you think it's sticky hooks? And if you want to combine, you should choose a position and combine again! What kind of trouble is this combined with hands! I can't take this thing down, can I go to the toilet without taking off my pants and just reaching out for this thing in the future? Glue bonding? What glue is used? 502？ ”

"In theory, it does."

"Theory, your sister!"

"You two don't be impatient, can you pull me up first and then continue to discuss this issue, I really can't hold on...

"Du Niang said that both the glue bond and the human body have a force limit, and you can get it down if you exceed this limit." Piccinola happily said, "Give it to me, beyond its limit!" ”

“。。。 Big Pig's Foot, what is the force limit of this thing? ”

“。。。 Just pull it out! ”

"Okay!" Lux grabbed the disgusting objects that grew into Ji Xueba's hands one by one, and suddenly felt that something had come down with all his strength: "Big pig's foot, I succeeded!! Then he knelt down on one knee in front of Picinola, and Picinola's eyelids jumped unnaturally, and he scraped hard towards one of the big ears of the goods, only to see that the goods only dragged down a rod in his hand... "it, I'll let you unplug it whole!" What about the left pocket! Right pocket too! ”

"My lord, I'll pull those two bags off and assemble them together!"

"Nima, this is an organ, not an assembling toy!"

Lux threw the rod to the ground and nodded to Lux Er, one person left and one right bag, desperately pulling out.

"Nima, this is an ancestral treasure, you still throw it away!!" Picinola picked up the rod, angrily rushed forward and kicked at the cocked ass of the two wrestlers, the two wrestlers concentrated on pulling out the left and right pockets, and the center of gravity of the sudden kick was unstable and one heel also fell, but fortunately, the two of them tightly grabbed the left and right pockets in Ji Xueba's hands! Suspended in mid-air!

The two wrestlers are more than 200 pounds of goods, and Ji Xueba has a dying expression on his face: "Ahhhh!!h ”

Just when Ji Xueba was about to let go, he saw the left and right pockets in his hands fly out and throw the two wrestlers who were pinching them down the mountain, they emitted golden light, and they waved big wings with feathers behind their backs: "Ah... Can't you just tear eggs and make them? It hurts! ”

Piccinola was stunned: "Can this baby still be anthropomorphic!" He hurried to look at the rod in his hand, and saw that it was not anthropomorphic! The rod was extremely finely made, vivid, and there were two lines written at the bottom: imported from the United States,。。。。。。

"Tear down your sister!! Is this really an ancestral thing? Imported from the United States! Sun Wukong's formation is the Tang Dynasty! Will there be America then! Did I go to this is a time-traveling root? That's! ”

The two bags floating in the sky attracted the rod to fly up, and after a holy light, the three objects combined together, and they slowly flew to the bottom of the cliff, using the tip of the rod as a fulcrum to support the chrysanthemum of the crucian carp... Poke that anyway! Slowly pushed the crucian carp and Ji Xueba up.

I saw that the old face of Sun Crucian suddenly appeared in the sky, but no one noticed that the combined object slowly and automatically returned to the crotch of the crucian carp, and I don't know where to take out the bottle of 502 and wipe it up.

"Nima is really glued!! 502 is used in strange places!! After I went, I couldn't face 502 squarely!! ”

I saw Lu Xiuxiu and Wu Chengen's somersault cloud turned back, turned their heads again, and passed through the old face of Sun crucian carp that vaguely emerged from the sky, a somersault cloud shot his head, and I saw a somersault cloud flying over the town, and there was a strange cry and Lu Xiuxiu's sworn sentence: "Remember that it is anal cool!" ”

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