Chapter 4 Men are good at judging people by their appearance
With the sliding doors open, you can see the waning glow of the sunset outside, and the street lights are turning on. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info pedestrians come in twos and threes, and the bar that opens opposite is calm during the day, eager for drunk and crazy people to enter.
Yurou found a whetstone out of nowhere and was silently sharpening the knife.
Chi You turned his head stiffly, swallowed his saliva and said, "That, Xiaoyu, what are you going to do when you sharpen your knife?" ”
"Nothing, there's a custom in my hometown. For the braggart guy, he usually has to shave his head. Let him understand that cowhide is not so easy to blow," Yurou smiled slightly, and raised her sharpened kitchen knife.
"Calm down, I know a detective, he is very good at finding people, after all, he is a professional guy, I will go to him." Chiyou hurriedly got up, he didn't want to become bald.
An evening breeze blew, and his figure stood at the door of the store and stopped.
Yurou sneered: "You shouldn't be lying to me again, right?" ”
"No, the little dragon girl has been found, really, since I'm back, don't hide at the door for me." Chiyou scratched his head, his face full of helplessness.
At the door, on the left side of the wall, a girl with immature dragon horns squatted there, like an abandoned puppy, and her figure looked so lonely.
"I, I can't bear the ramen of my eldest sister's head, I want to stay, is it okay?" She slowly raised her head, her face covered with tears, and even her snot flowed out.
Chi You said angrily: "What are you talking about until now, from the moment you enter the door, she will not drive you away, she can tolerate even people like me, you can live in peace." ”
"What about business?" The wind spirit wiped his tears.
Chi You spread his hands and said: "Don't underestimate men too much, this kind of creature likes to judge people by their appearance, even if it is the great demon king who destroys the world, as long as it is a cute girl, there will be countless men to stick it on." ”
"You're going to be disgusted, and at the end of the day, you're not cute enough!" He was menacing, pointing his finger at the Wind Spirit.
Click! The outstretched index finger was broken by her, and her face was extremely cold: "Dare to say such a thing to the first beautiful girl in the universe, you are bold enough!" ”
"I'm sorry, but I'd better ask you to go back to the universe," Chi You looked at his drooping index finger, wanting to cry without tears.
He's just telling the truth.
Feng Ling's appearance is beautiful, but she doesn't know how to dress up, and she doesn't have any decorations, she is a pure natural beauty.
The most terrible thing is that she is exposed to the dragon horns, as soon as she sees that, not to mention the earthlings, the cosmic people will be a little scared.
Yurou came over from the counter, grabbed him by the collar with one hand and dragged him inside: "Xiaofeng, it's not right for you to beat people like this, it will only make outsiders more afraid of you." ”
"Yes, you should be civilized," Chiyou agreed.
Feng Ling pursed her lips and wanted to apologize politely, but Yu Rou said again: "If you want to fight, at least pull in and close the door." ”
"Hey! That's not the point, okay, even if you close the door, you can't change the fact of the beating. Do you think that if you cover the rotten tofu with a white cloth, others will not be able to find it? Chiyou couldn't help but complain.
Yurou suddenly closed the door, but also gagged his mouth with a cloth.
Chi You threw away the cloth and said, "Let's discuss how to package the wind spirit." ”
If she could keep by changing her outfit, she would still be willing to try: "Okay, what do you have a good idea?" ”
"First of all, your dragon horns, completely lower your appearance, you must put on cat ears, and then buy a maid suit, and you must have white stockings on your feet. In this case, even if you go to destroy the world, there will be a group of men following you. Chi You made an idea in the tone of an expert.
Feng Ling wondered, "Why is this so cute?" ”
"Stupid! White stockings, cat ears, maid outfits, if there is a beautiful girl who gathers these three artifacts, she can already kill most of the men on the earth in seconds. He spoke as if he were speaking the divine truth.
Feng Ling turned his head and said, "Eldest sister, she is obviously making an idea for me, why do I have the urge to beat him in my heart?" ”
Yurou touched her head: "Xiaofeng, you have to be careful in the future, and you have to close the doors and windows when you sleep at night." ”
"You two have enough for me, I'm still here, and if I keep talking, my temper will be uncontrollable." Chi You's forehead was bruised, making both of them stop laughing.
Feng Ling was a little uneasy and said, "Is this okay?" ”
"Of course not, every time you speak in the future, open your mouth, you must add a meow to your mouth, which will double your cuteness, so that you can be invincible." Chiyou continued to come up with one last idea, believing that 80 percent of the world's men would fall under this trick.
The wind spirit struggled, "Okay, I'll try, if it doesn't work, I'll beat you." ”
"If it works, I'll get rid of the rent I owe." Chi You changed his words and already led the topic to how to reduce rent.
Yu Rou glanced at him, nodded and said, "If Xiaofeng can stay, I can promise to waive it for a month." ”
"Great, the rent can be waived." He cheered happily.
"Don't twist my words casually, this month's rent can be waived, and I will work hard to earn it back next month and the previous rent." Yu Rou glared at him angrily, turned around and took Feng Ling's little hand: "Let's go, let's go shopping and let him take care of the house alone." ”
Chiyou yawned: "Then I'll go up to sleep first." ”
Close the sliding door, put it on with a bicycle lock, and lock it. The two girls went shopping, and he went up the wooden U-shaped staircase on the left.
At the side of the staircase is a billboard that reads Almighty Hourly Worker, the price is negotiable, and at the bottom is a row of phone numbers.
Going up the stairs, turning right, he came to a door, he took a bunch of keys from his pocket and opened the door.
Inside is a large hall with a multi-person sofa and two single sofas, surrounded by a glass table. Directly in front of the multi-person sofa is a large LCD TV, that kind of high-end goods, naturally Yurou paid for it.
There is a room on the left and right of the living room, and he believes in Yurou, who is a man on the left and a woman on the right, and rents the room on the left to him.
Inside the room, in addition to a large bed, there is a bookshelf with comic books, all of which are serialized in Penguin Comics.
Chi You took off his shoes, took off his black kung fu suit, and changed into a set of checkered pajamas before he got into the bed and fell asleep.
I was silent all night, and the next day it was still hazy, and even the rooster crowed.
The knock on the door had already sounded from outside the door, and Chiyou was so noisy that he turned over, covered his ears with the quilt, and continued to sleep.
"Hey, hurry up, a tenant who owes rent dares to hide in the bed and be lazy when the eldest sister is up!" The cacophony of wind spirits came through the door.
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