Chapter 5 Disaster Falls from Heaven
Bang bang bang, Chi You thought that if you endure it, the knocking on the door will stop. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
As a result, the wind spirit was unexpectedly patient, knocking and shouting so loudly that he couldn't fall asleep.
Lifting the quilt, he roared, "Long-winded! What time do you think it's now? At half past five, people's roosters are lazy and don't crow, why are you so diligent! ”
"Get up, get up,......" A spell-like voice poured through the crack in the door and into his head.
"I know, let's get up, don't continue to argue," Chi You couldn't bear it, sighed and got out of bed, took off his pajamas, and changed into his black practice clothes.
With a lazy step, he came to the door, and reached out to unscrew the doorknob.
"Good morning, master, will you be in a better mood this way? Meow, "As soon as the door opened, the wind spirit experimented with the effect of selling cuteness on him.
At this moment, she covered the dragon horns with pink cat ear covers, dressed in a black and white maid outfit, with white lace stockings on her calves, with that delicate little face, her fiery red eyes looked a little cute.
Chi You took a step back and slammed the door shut, so as not to be seen with his nosebleed.
Together, these three artifacts were far more lethal than he imagined, and with his battle-hardened mind, the urge to commit a crime actually rose in an instant.
"What do you mean! Am I just so unbearable? The wind spirit knocked angrily at the door.
Chiyou took out two napkins from the bedside tissue box and plugged his nostrils, he turned around and opened the door: "No, the power is stronger than expected, and I can't hold it anymore." ”
Feng Ling stepped back vigilantly, protected his flat chest and said, "You shouldn't have any crooked thoughts about me, right?" ”
"Don't talk nonsense, I'm so experienced in a hundred battles, a man who was once known as the god of war in the past, no matter how depraved he is, he will not stretch out his claws to an underage girl," Chi You's expression was disdainful, if it weren't for the two tissues blocked by his nose, this sentence would still be a little convincing.
The wind spirit made a grimace: "Bragging, just like you are dead, you are embarrassed to call yourself the god of war." ”
"Don't believe it," Chi You didn't bother to explain, and he didn't want to recall that period of war.
He turned to the left and went to the bathroom to wash his face and brush his teeth, and by the way, he eliminated the accumulation of goods in his abdomen. When he came out, the wind spirit had already run downstairs.
"I have a headache, if I do this every day, sooner or later I will die of sleep deprivation." Chiyou scratched his head, his face full of helplessness.
Anyone who sees a slightly dark sky outside the door will have such an idea.
The guy who is still working is the huge circular building in the distance. It is a space transit station, located in the center of Kongsang, and spaceships leave the Earth 24 hours a day, and there will also be spaceships coming to Earth.
It was quite a busy place.
However, those guys also have a shift system, and when I think about it, my heart is a little unbalanced.
Why is there so much injustice in the world? But if you want to change, it's too troublesome, so it's better to go on like this.
With such a mentality, Chiyou began to have another day of lack of energy.
Yurou at the bottom had already begun to knead the dough, and Feng Ling clumsily helped, following her example, grabbing the dough and throwing it off.
With a bang, the kneading table broke and flour flew from it, and they were covered with a mask.
Chi You, who heard the movement and ran in, saw this scene, he covered his stomach and laughed: "Haha, two white-faced people, haha." ”
Feng Ling was embarrassed by the laughter, and whispered, "I'm sorry, Sister Yu, I didn't mean to. ”
Yurou touched her head: "I understand that kneading dough is a job that requires skill, and I can teach you slowly." Before we do that, let's dye some schadenfreude guy white. ”
Chi You's laughter stopped, and he was stared at by the sharp eyes of the two women, and he said in horror: "Wait, this matter has nothing to do with me." ”
"Less verbose, little wind!" Yurou threw the dough in his hand over, and he quickly dodged, and the dough thrown by the wind spirit smashed hard in his face.
If it weren't for Chi You's body being different from ordinary people, such a strength would no longer be at the level of fighting, but at the level of killing.
"You really dare to do it, don't blame me for fighting back," Chiyou grabbed the dough and tore it in half violently, throwing one in one hand.
Bang, the two women who were laughing were covered in dough and their smiles were swallowed back.
The battle of throwing dough began, two against one, and the two sides were tied, all dyed white from head to toe, like snowmen.
Chi You touched the flour in his hair, rolled his eyes and said, "If it's like this, what will we do for breakfast?" ”
Yurou calmly patted the flour on her sleeves: "What's the panic, give me fifteen minutes, and you can eat ramen." ”
Feng Ling's face was full of worship: "It's worthy of Sister Yu, it's so strong." ”
"Stupid, the subtext is that you don't mess around here." Chiyou reached out and grabbed her by the back collar and dragged her out.
"Huh?! Obviously, you also have a share, Sister Yu is saying to let you get out," the wind spirit shouted furiously.
Fifteen minutes later, the white trio ate steaming ramen, with oily soup and more than a dozen floating beef slices dotted with verdant green onions, which was definitely the best of ramen.
Chi You didn't blow his breath, picked it up with chopsticks, and swept it at a speed.
After solving the problem of food and clothing, in order to make the wind spirit acceptable, Chi You proposed an old-fashioned solution, that is, let her stand outside, act as a signboard, put on a boss, and sell cuteness. He also proposed that every bowl of ramen consumed could have the right to take a group photo, successfully recovering those lost customers.
Early in the morning, the ramen shop in the rainy season was already full of people, and the two women were busy, so they pulled Chiyou to help by the way.
And outside the ramen shop in the rainy season, several men in wide clothes and long robes, dressed in retro, stared at the inside of the shop.
One person said gloomily: "The cosmic people deserve to die, and those who act as lackeys for the cosmic people also deserve to die." ”
"Obviously, there have been incidents of innocent massacres of people by the dragon clan, and the corrupt court is still not moving. This woman is even more excessive, she dares to take in the dragon clan, and even protect her, it is really a cancer in the world! Another said bitterly.
"With the help of this hotel massacre, we Bronze Horse Righteous Men are going to rise up and inflict heavenly punishment on those servile guys."
"The items for the sacrificial flags are the heads of the two women."
Inside the ramen shop in the rainy season, Chi You's eyes suddenly turned outside, and just for a moment, he felt a looming murderous aura.
"Hey, what are you doing in a daze? Come over and serve the ramen to the guests at table three," the busy Yurou shouted angrily when she saw him in a daze.
"Oh, I'm here," Chi You came back to his senses, not thinking so much, maybe he was too careful.
It has been three years since the end of the war, and he has not offended anyone, where will anyone want to take his head.
But he forgot that there is a saying that disaster falls from heaven.
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