"Let me talk about this on behalf of Mr. Zhang today, it's actually quite sudden, and it's also a temporary notice, which caught me off guard.

When I was backstage just now, I kept thinking, what kind of stories do people like to hear? Some people may say that I like Jin Ge Iron Horse, some people like to listen to pure love, and some people like to listen to that, hum Hai, love action kind of ......"

Da Zhuang behaved very naturally, without any stage fright, as if he was chatting about family life.

It was precisely his relaxed and casual attitude that the atmosphere of the entire hall gradually became much more harmonious, and all eyes were focused on him alone.

Now when I hear the last sentence, maybe the simple-minded children's shoes have not yet reacted to what it means, but some professional veteran drivers have laughed.

This laugh made many people dumbfounded.

But it didn't take long, just a few seconds, for most people to understand.

They all made some kind of gestures to Gu Bai on the stage, and made a strange sound of "hoo" in unison.

Da Zhuang was happy, and continued to talk there:

"I'm so angry, why? Because I know how to tell the story, there are too many, if I keep telling it like this, I guess I won't be able to finish telling it until the loess is buried in half. ”

"Phew!"

There was another round of heckling.

In fact, Da Zhuang hasn't bragged yet, he does have such capital, you have to know that he can bring the system himself, how many works are there in his previous life? That's too much, I can't count them, as long as the impact value is enough, not to mention that half of the loess can't be finished, this is modest.

It is estimated that if he continues to talk about it, he may be sitting here at the age of one or two hundred.

"I have a colleague, a big one, who looks smart, with thick eyebrows, big eyes, cherry mouth, graceful, and a beautiful man......

"Phew!" Laugh.

When he first described it, everyone mistakenly thought that the colleague Gu Bai said might be a big beauty like a goddess, but when he finally said the word 'beautiful man', everyone suddenly realized.

There was a feeling of being teased, but none of them were angry, and they laughed heartily, even Qin Yuzhu and Song Yi, who had been secretly watching from behind, were also stunned and happy.

To say that among the people present, who was the most angry when he saw Gu Bai behaving like this? That is obviously Sun Jianyou and Lu Chunwei, who are sitting in the front row.

They stayed and didn't leave, originally intending to watch the excitement and see how a cleaner should deal with this emergency.

However, they never expected that a cleaner would control the atmosphere so well just after the opening.

It can be said that they have been in this industry for decades, and it is the first time they have seen someone use this relaxed way of chatting at the beginning to drive the atmosphere, not to mention the final poem.

Is this the new model? I don't know so much?

Several old-timers had gloomy faces, listening to laughter from all directions, and there was a kind of rushing to sit on pins and needles, and it was not to go, and it was not to go......

"My colleague, he said such a sentence to me, let me say according to my own heart, I like it, I believe the audience will like it, if you talk about one that you don't like, then why should the audience like it?

This sentence made me meditate hard, this thought, it's just that a few minutes have passed, in fact, I also like to hum Hai yes, and the action kind of love story......."

"Appeal ......"

The sound of coaxing is getting louder and louder, and the little fans who are holding the light sign with 'Zhang Qilun' written on it are also happy to lean forward and close their backs, put down the light sign in their hands, and listen attentively to Gu Bai's vernacular.

When the sound of coaxing gradually dissipated, Gu Bai smiled and continued: "But it's not good, first of all, we are a formal place, we are not allowed to talk about this, it is too uncivilized, and secondly, everyone may also see that I am a serious person......"

"Phew!"

If he didn't say this, everyone really didn't think about it, but when he said it, some imaginative and brain-opening listeners felt that the more they looked at this product, the more obscene it became.

Why is it so rare and cute?

Syllable! As soon as he knocked on the wood, the smile on Da Zhuang's face converged, this is going to get straight to the point.

He opened the show in such a relaxed and casual way, mainly to let the audience come out of that angry and dazed atmosphere, as long as he could forget that today was Zhang Qilun's home stadium and forget the lecturer with a 3-star rating.

subconsciously regarded Gu Bai as the protagonist of today, and listened carefully to every word he said, which meant success, which was also Gu Bai's only purpose.

Otherwise, even if Gu Bai said that he had the best work in the world and took it out, there would be a lot of vernacular, but people didn't listen to it at all, and they were still thinking that today is obviously Zhang Qilun's home field, why should he be replaced by such a person?

Or those little fans, glaring at themselves vigorously, and popping out from time to time with a sentence like 'return me Zhang Qilun', which will also have a great negative impact.

But the current situation is completely different, they have truly accepted Gu Bai from their hearts, and in this way, a lot of troubles will be solved.

As soon as the wood struck, everyone's attention was focused again.

Gu Bai nodded and said with satisfaction: "The story we are telling today happened during the Jiajing period of the Ming Dynasty, and you have never heard of this book, the name is "Feng Tianqi in Tongzhou". ”

"Good!"

This book is very famous in the world of Da Zhuang, and several contemporary cross talk masters have also told it, especially Guo Dagang also focused on this story on a program.

The reason why Gu Bai is here, telling the story of "Feng Tianqi in Tongzhou", in fact, there is no other reason, he has heard it before, and he likes it very much, many of the contents in it are amazing, especially the one that Mr. Guo Outline said is called a painting and color, which is very exciting.

So, he is also ready to use this story as a stepping stone to see how the audience reacts.

When everyone heard this name, they really had a blank expression on their faces.

Da Zhuang was relieved, obviously there was indeed no record of this book in this world.

"Our story, it happened outside the Yongding Gate in the capital, in the early years, the Yongding Gate was not as prosperous as it is now, there is a wasteland, especially the barren ...... At that time, it was called Yongding Village, and the place where this story took place was at the east end of Yongding Village. ”

Everyone listened attentively, no one was making a fuss, and they all had two ears pricked up.

"At the east end of the village, there is a small courtyard, and there is a family living in the courtyard, surnamed Feng. Maybe as soon as you hear this, everyone thinks that the protagonist is going to play, no, it's still early, we have to talk slowly, we have to understand the cause and effect of this story, and we can't be so confused when we listen to it later. ”

"The old Feng family, it's very poor, it's not poor, it's more than the upper than the bottom, there was a special great character out of the family, just said that when the child was just born, there was an old gentleman who told the hexagram, and he calculated a hexagram for the child, saying that the child is not a simple character, let's say? When he grows up, many princes will die at his hands.

Ladies and gentlemen, in ancient times, they were all wealthy families, and it would be great to say that such a big man would die in the hands of this child.

At that time, feudal superstition was amazing, and they all believed in this, and since then, the whole family has loved this child like a pearl in the palm of their hands.

When he grew up, sure enough, this kid didn't disappoint and became an executioner......"

"Hahaha!"

The big guy leaned forward and leaned back happily, and when he first started to listen carefully, he saw Gu Bai's serious expression, and he gave a thumbs up for a while.

Subconsciously, everyone thought that this kid had really become a great big man.

Outcome...... They only guessed the beginning, but not the end.

"This is not bad, it may be a little different from what you all think, you may be thinking in your heart, he can be an emperor in the future, or a prince and prime minister or something, otherwise, someone else will be an executioner. Isn't it, who kills princes and generals the most? Emperor? It's really not, the emperor is just the one who gave the order, the so-and-so prince broke the law, he came there with a sentence, and the prime minister was corrupt, and he came with another sentence!

But who is really going to do it? That's the executioner, this is not wrong at all, it is enough to show that the fortune tellers of that era still had a good set of ......"

"Hahaha......."

"At that time, there was not much attention to the name, and there was also such a saying, what is called a cheap name to feed, which may also be a kind of feudal superstition, that is, there is such a saying now, but it is not as popular as in the past, this big man who killed the princes and generals, his name is Feng Yidao."

"Why is it called Feng Yidao? We have an old saying called unclear speech, blunt knife kills, what is blunt knife? It's that the knife is not fast, the head can't be cut off with a knife, and the stab has to be sawed a few times, the death row prisoner is also unlucky enough, and he met such a master when he was dying, but this Feng Yidao shows that his knife is fast enough, and his head falls to the ground with a knife, and there is no pain, at that time, it is also a welfare for the death row prisoner, many big people with heads and faces, before the execution, will name and ask Feng Yidao to send him on the road.

Let's just say that, this Feng Yidao is a little famous in the local area......"

Gu Bai felt that the more he spoke, the more he spoke, the more slippery he became, and from time to time he added a few witty words to the story, so that the scene always maintained a fiery atmosphere.

The sound of laughter erupted in the hall from time to time, and even the old-timers who had been waiting to see the joke and were ready to fall into the well couldn't cry or laugh.

What is the origin of this Gu Bai? How could the story be told like this?

Is it a little stricter, do you think you're telling a joke?

"Hahaha...... I'm laughing to death, Mr. Sun, this kid has a few moments, it's not ordinary, do you say, Sun ......" Lu Chunwei was laughing there.

As soon as he turned his head, he saw Sun Jianyou's gloomy face, and immediately swallowed back what he was going to say, and the smile on his face quickly retracted and changed to a serious expression.

However, just after Gu Bai said another funny joke, although there was no change on his face, his body was trembling vigorously, and his stomach was also very obvious......