At this time, in the hall in front of the stage, all the seats were filled. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

The closest tables to the front desk were Sun Jianyou and Lu Chunwei.

There was nothing for them today, it belonged to Zhang Qilun's special session, not to mention that such a situation happened, not only did they not leave, but they sat here, wanting to see what this cleaner could say.

There was a small piece in the back, about thirty or fifty people, holding glow sticks and light signs, which said 'Zhang Qilun' and 'Qilun come on!' 'Chilen is the best!' Words like that.

It can be seen that Zhang Qilun's popularity is still quite good.

The hall was full of commotion, only Sun Jianyou and a few of them, silent, and no one said a word.

On the left side of the stage, where the curtain was blocked, Gu Bai was wearing a white Tang costume and peeking into the hall. To be honest, this is the first time he has come to power, and he is inevitably a little nervous.

"Big brother, wait for the masters on the opposite side, as soon as the music starts, you go out and sit behind the square table...... By the way, Hibiki is ready, it is Mr. Zhang's, and he said that he can borrow it from you. Song Yi whispered.

Da Zhuang was stunned: "Xiangmu? Isn't it just a little piece of broken wood? As for being so stingy, borrow it? ”

"No, big brother, you may not know, Xiangmu belongs to every lecturer's license, and Mr. Zhang's Xiangmu is a gift given to him by his teacher when he left the school, which is very valuable." Song Yi hurriedly explained.

In fact, Gu Bai didn't know that in their industry, Xiangmu is a very important thing, as Song Yi said, Xiangmu is the license of every lecturer.

This thing is not distributed by the museum, but belongs to the personal belongings of the individual.

The sound wood is eye-catching, and in the ancient yamen, when the court was opened, the kind of shocking wood used by the official lord belonged to the same category.

However, here, this cannot be called a shocking tree, nor is it used to deter prisoners, but mainly to attract the attention of the audience below.

Gu Bai didn't get involved in this part, and he hadn't learned about these things before, so naturally he didn't know about it.

Now that I heard Song Yi say this, I knew it in my heart.

"It seems that if I have time one day, I will have to come to the whole piece of ringing wood!" Da Zhuang muttered secretly.

After a while, I saw the musical instrument teachers on the other side, all of whom were in good spirits.

The beating of the gong, the beating of the drum, the blowing of the trumpet......

As soon as the music was played, the listeners and fans in the entire hall were all silent for the first time.

Da Zhuang tidied up his clothes a little, took a big stride in all directions, walked out of the curtain lightly, drew a small arc on the stage slightly, and stood right in front of the square table behind him.

This arc, but he was idle just now, and he had rehearsed it several times in his head, and it seemed that the effect was okay.

He has one hand behind his back and the other on his chest, but he also has a bit of temperament.

However, as soon as he stood on the stage, the fans below were all stunned, staring at Gu Bai directly, looking a little ignorant of what to do.

Ten seconds, that's more than ten seconds.

Boom, blow up!

"What's the matter, who are you? Isn't it Zhang Qilun's special session today? A girl asked, confused.

She took the lead, and the rest of the fans also reacted, shouting a series of shells.

"That's right, who are you? We're here to see Chiron, so go down. ”

"What's going on? Can you come out with someone in charge and give us an explanation? ”

"What about Zhang Qilun? We're going to see Zhang Qilun......"

These girls were noisy, and their voices were screaming, and there were only thirty or fifty fans in total, and as a result, they were as good as three or five hundred people.

Many people who came purely to listen to the commentary turned their heads to look at those crazy fans, frowning slightly, a little dissatisfied.

Gu Bai didn't speak, stood on the stage with a smile on his face for a while, and quietly turned around and walked to the square table and sat down.

Syllable! The sound of the wood reverberated throughout the hall.

Those voices of protest and questioning all gradually subsided, although there were still a few girls complaining in a low voice, but most of the fans focused their eyes on Gu Bai on the stage.

This is the charm of Hibiki......

"Listen to what he has to say!" Chen Bin sneered.

Not only him, but even Sun Jianyou and Lu Chunwei are also waiting for this moment, just to see how this cleaner should explain it so that those fans can accept it.

However, Gu Bai smiled faintly, his gaze swept over the faces of the listeners and fans below, and raised his voice.

"The injury is the most cold day at night, the haggard people are unbearable, invite wine to destroy the intestines three cups of drunkenness, look for fragrance and dream five colder, hairpin head phoenix oblique Qing has tears, I have no chance to spend it, Xiaolou is lonely and new rainy moon, it is difficult to be as good as a hook and difficult to round!"

When a set poem was read, everyone was dumbfounded.

Not to mention that in the world's storytelling and stand-up comedy industry, is there such a rule, or habit, as reading a set poem.

However, none of the old-timers in the Hongsleeve Pavilion said anything, including Zhang Qilun.

They usually step on the music on the stage, and they don't have so many fancy ways to appear, so they just sit on the chair and knock on the ringwood, which is the opening.

Today, at this moment, when these audiences hear this set poem, they are all confused.

All of them are staring at each other, you look at me, I look at you again, isn't it strange......

For a while, those fans even forgot about Zhang Qilun's stubble, and they were all totaling what kind of poem it was just now? Why recite poetry?

But it sounds quite feeling, a little sad.

It's a pity that Gu Bai read it a little fast just now, and he didn't add any emotion to it, not to mention the kind of charm that shook his head and shook his head word by word.

Most of them are confused, and they haven't come back to their senses in that poem.

Sun Jianyou smiled, and laughed sarcastically: "Pretending to be a ghost and reciting poetry?" I really don't know which mediocre master gave it to him......"

"Hehe, Yongshi? Teacher Sun, I see, these eight floors are the cleaners who are self-taught, right? Lu Chunwei hurriedly said.

"Self-taught? Hahaha......" Chen Bin laughed out loud.

To them, the epilogue is as much nonsense as a joke.

These people here are all here for the story, as long as your story is well told and the content is exciting enough, why do you need these gimmicks?

They don't know the role of the set poem.

However, just when they all dismissed, they looked like they were waiting to see a good show.

I don't know who it is, a rough man's voice shouted: "I'm saying it again, I didn't hear it clearly just now!" ”

"That's it, I'm reading it again!"

"Come again, such a beautiful poem, you can't finish it so quickly, I'm doing it again!"

If someone takes the lead, someone will definitely heckle him.

As soon as the eldest brother finished shouting, voices from all directions followed.

Gu Bai smiled, it seemed that his opening was a success.

He nodded, and knocked on the wood: "Uh, the original poem was just used to attract the audience, so that your attention is all focused on me, but since you all like to listen to it, coincidentally, I also like to talk about it, so let's do it again?" ”

"Again, slow down this time!"

"Well, you'll be able to listen this time!" The big old god is shaking his head.

"The injury is the most cold day at night, the haggard people are pitiful, invite wine to destroy the intestines and get drunk with three cups, look for fragrance and dream five colder, hairpin head phoenix oblique Qing has tears, I have no chance to spend it, Xiaolou is lonely and new rainy moon, it is difficult to be as hook and difficult to round ......"

The second time had just been finished, and when Gu Bai was about to get to the point, he listened to the audience and coaxed him.

"Here's one!"

"Read it again, this poem is so good!"

"Super feeling, I'm giving one!"

There are all those who say anything, some who let Zai read it again, some who let it be read again, some who ask what the name of the poem is, and ......

Anyway, Da Zhuang sat on it with a smile, while Sun Jianyou and his old friends sat down with gloomy faces.

They have been in this circle for most of their lives, and they have read a lot of books, but they have never seen so many listeners so excited.

Basically, they came silently, and after listening to it, they left silently.

Spring, summer, autumn and winter, all year round, it has never changed, so in the past, Sun Jianyou and they are used to it.

However, seeing Gu Bai just reciting a poem today, it made the atmosphere so hot.

They are not jealous, they do not secretly hate it, it is a lie.

Gu Bai smiled faintly: "Here is one?" ”

"Here's one!"

The audience shouted in unison.

"Okay, I don't care, if you want to hear it, then I'll have one, but yes, you want to, our boss doesn't want to, what are you doing here? Of course, if you listen to books, if you want to listen to poetry, what will happen? ”

"Hahaha......" laughed.

Seeing that the atmosphere was suddenly hot, Qin Yuzhu and Song Yi, who were originally standing in the background and were very nervous in their hearts, couldn't help but secretly breathe a sigh of relief.

In any case, this is a good start, and it remains to be seen whether it will continue to be as good as ever.

"Actually, today should have been our Zhang Qilun, Teacher Zhang's special time, but Teacher Zhang may have been a little excited last night, and there was such a small fire, and his throat became inflamed, of course, it was not very serious, but he lost his voice a little, and he was worried that he was afraid that the little sisters of the fans would be concerned, so early in the morning, he found me and called me.

Da Zhuang, please do something, today is my special session, can you help me hold up, I invite you to dinner, I will give you a gift, I ......

Anyway, he said a lot of good things to me, I think he is so sincere, he agreed, in fact, not only for him, but mainly to be responsible for our lovely fans, as well as the old and young masters, right? ”

Gu Bai said it very slipperily, and even made up a story with a joke, and made up this matter in another way.

All in all, Zhang Qilun's throat is inflamed, dumb, and he can't tell a story, so let him replace it.

But as soon as he said it in this way, with a funny tone, the whole scene became more harmonious.

Looking at those little fans, they pouted one by one, looking aggrieved and distressed, but no one stood up anymore, pointing their noses and questioning Gu Bai, where is Zhang Qilun, we want to see Qilun!

A matter that was originally considered very serious by Qin Yuzhu and the others was easily resolved by Gu Bai's words, with a tongue that is not rotten.

Gu Bai smiled, and suddenly slapped the sound of the wood, and heard the sound of 'pop', which once again attracted everyone's attention to all.