Chapter 56: You're Not Another Man
The winter days are short, and as the sky gets darker, and under the breeze, the drunkenness of the two of them has not disappeared but increased, and they feel more and more heavy eyelids and weak legs. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info
The two didn't dare to rest any longer, held hands, staggered out of the square, and stood on the side of the road to stop the car.
A taxi stopped in front of the two, and the driver asked, "Where are you going?" ”
"To the big and university towns!" Wang Hinayana said, burping and smelling of alcohol.
The driver frowned, and when he saw Su Mo who was even more drunk next to Wang Xiaoyana, he hurriedly said: "Oh, by the way, it's time for my car to be gased, I'm sorry, I can't pull you!" ”
"Shao is so deceitful, you, you are refusing customers, I, I want to complain about you!" Su Mo aired.
"Two drunks!" The driver sneered, "If you want to complain, I just won't pull you!" ”
After the taxi driver finished speaking, he stepped on the gas pedal and sped away.
"Bastard, he's bullying us too!" Su Mo shouted.
"Close your eyes, count to twenty, and he'll be back!" Wang Xiaoyana after drinking can't control his heart of pretending to be forced.
"It was just a coincidence, I don't believe it-" Saying whether he believed it or not, Su Mo's eyes were closed, and he began to count, "One, two, three......"
The next moment, Wang Xiaoyana's soul was like light smoke, and he flew out of his body with a "swish", attached to the taxi driver a few hundred meters away, and was muttering and scolding their taxi driver, "What's the matter, if that drunk beauty is sitting in the car alone, Lao Tzu is really willing to pull, even if he spits on the car, it's nothing, and he brings a stinky old man-"
Before the words fell, his body trembled slightly, and the next moment, he turned the steering wheel and drove the car to Wang Xiaoyana who was standing Mu Ran and Su Mo, who was counting the numbers with his eyes closed.
The "taxi driver" also ran out of the car himself and opened the door for them.
“…… Nineteen, twenty! At the moment when Su Mo counted to twenty, Wang Xiaoyana ended his possession.
"Yikes! It's amazing! Su Mo's mouth was wide open.
"Thank you!" Wang Xiaocheng said to the taxi driver who was pulling the door to invite them in.
"Oh, no, you're welcome!" The taxi driver shook his head and wondered if he had taken the wrong medicine?!
The two of them sat in the back row, and Su Mo's intoxicated brain didn't feel anything unusual except that it was magical—until the next day, when she came to her senses, she had forgotten everything that had happened when she was with Wang Xiaoyana, but this magical feeling was imprinted in her brain like an imprint. "Why is there a magical feeling when I am with Wang Hinayana ? She muttered to herself, "Could this be what a woman in love really feels like?" These are the afterwords.
The taxi was speeding away, and when it was about to enter the university town, I met a pregnant woman who was expecting to give birth and was struggling to stop the car on the side of the road.
"Forget it, don't send us, you can take her to the hospital." Wang Hinayana said.
"Look, her pants are all wet, apparently the amniotic water is broken, what if she is going to be born in my car?!" The driver doesn't stop.
"You, you're too, too selfish!" Su Mo took out a few hundred yuan from his pocket and threw it over, "This, this is the money I paid for her, it really dirties your car, and it is enough for you to wash your car!" ”
"I'm reluctant to send you, you're still nosy!" The driver threw the money back to Su Mo.
"Master, you can't be like this," Wang Xiaoyana recited the famous quote again, "Comrade Lei Feng said that we must regard the difficulties of others as our own, and the happiness of our comrades as our own happiness; He also said that human life is limited, but serving the people is unlimited, and we must devote our limited lives to unlimited service to the people......
Su Mo couldn't help but laugh when she heard it.
Wang Xiaoyana saw that the driver's face was not good, as if he was about to scold himself, and before he could open his mouth, his mind moved, and he attached to his body again.
"You're right! Comrade Lei Feng is also right! The "taxi driver" looked deeply inspired, "This comrade, you help me to help the pregnant woman to the co-pilot, so that on the way to the hospital, I can take care of any situation at any time." ”
As he spoke, the "taxi driver" had returned to the pregnant woman.
Before Su Mo could react, instinctively prompted her to get out of the car and help the pregnant woman into the co-pilot.
Wang Xiaoyana quickly ended the possession.
"Thank you! Thank you, Master! No one else wants to stop, but you are willing to take me to the hospital, you are such a good person—" The pregnant woman's gratitude was all sent to the ears of the driver himself.
The taxi driver was stunned again for a few seconds, and then smiled embarrassedly: "You're welcome, this is what I should do!" ”
But he was wondering in his heart, he really took the wrong medicine!
"Alright, it's important to send this lady, let's go back by ourselves!" Wang Xiaocheng paid the fare and dragged Su Mo to the university town.
Fortunately, the teacher's bachelor apartment where Su Mo lives is still some distance away from the Qianshui Art Academy, and not too many people on the road see their embarrassed appearance.
Sending Su Mo back to the door of the room, Wang Xiaoyana turned around to leave, but Su Mo grabbed him and said, "Rest and rest before leaving, don't get lost alone." ”
"I'm going to get lost, ridiculous—" As soon as he took a step, his feet slammed into the mop at the door, and he tilted and sat down on the ground.
"I'll help you up!" Su Mo used all her strength to feed before pulling him into the house and slumping on the floor with him. Fortunately, Su Mo is particular about her life, and her apartment floor is covered with a snow-white carpet.
The two of them have been holding on to each other on the road, and as soon as they relax a little, they no longer have the strength to get up. They simply lay on the floor, Su Mo put his head on Wang Xiaoyana's chest, and said, "I never let other men enter my room." ”
"You mean, I'm not a man?" Wang Hinayana was talking about wine.
"I mean, you're not another man." Su Mo thought of what he said, and he would not hide it after drinking.
Wang Hinayana was about to respond to her, when suddenly there was a "drop" in the depths of his mind, which was the familiar prompt sound of the possession order, and then a message appeared in his mind: "Hinayana Taoist: Congratulations, the possession level has been upgraded to level 12!" ”
He hurriedly used his mind to bring up the possession order panel:
Possession Level: 12
Possession Value: 0
Time limit for possession: 12 minutes
Fan added value: 2817
"Oh my God, I've finally leveled up!" Wang Xiaoyana shouted excitedly, and when he saw the added value of the fans, he was even more excited, "Oh my God, I'm rich!" ”
He has just been possessed four times and deducted 44 fans added value, but he didn't expect there to be so many, and they are about to break through 3,000 points!
He couldn't wait to pull up the unread messages with his mind and read them.
"Fool, what level have you been promoted, what have you made a fortune?" Su Mo asked with interest.
"The Dreamless Hero rewarded me twice and voted for the recommendation twice!" Wang Xiaoyana muttered.
"Who is Dreamless?" Su Mo asked strangely.
"Mengruo Feixue 520 rewarded me for the second time, voted for it, and left a message to encourage me!" Wang Xiaoyana didn't hear Su Mo's question at all.
Wang Xiaoyana, who was already excited by alcohol, became more and more excited at this time because of his gratitude and warmth, so that it seemed to outsiders that he was completely like he was going crazy with alcohol.
"And Peng Yilin, who has been flying for a thousand years......" Wang Xiaoyana grinned and smirked, "There are so many friends who support me!" ”
"Hey, hey!" Su Mo was a little worried, and shook him vigorously and said, "Who are these names you are talking about?" ”
"All my benefactors! These are my benefactors who sincerely pray for their happiness! ”
"Don't burn your brain out of alcohol, right?" Su Mo became more and more worried, and hugged Wang Xiaoyana's neck hard, trying to make him sit up. It's a pity that her strength is limited, and she is even more powerless after drinking, halfway through her hug, she falls down, and her whole chest is pressed on Wang Xiaoyan's face.
Under the soft pressure of the two large masses, Wang Xiaoyana felt suffocated.