Hot shabu-shabu mutton, spicy liquor, Wang Xiaoyana and Su Mo feast. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

If they are borrowing wine to drown their sorrows in a Western restaurant, here, they are completely looking for fun.

Talking about each other's past troubles, scolding the injustices they have encountered, commenting on the world, and swearing words that usually can't open their mouths, I feel hearty.

Three bottles of liquor are in the stomach, and the two have become full drunkards.

By the time they settled the bill and staggered downstairs, it was already past four o'clock in the afternoon. The full house was empty, and only the waiters were cleaning up the messy scene.

"Don't take a taxi, I want to vomit when I see a car, let's go, let's go!" Su Mo grabbed Wang Hinayana's arm, and his image was completely gone.

Wang Xiaoyana looked at her drunken eyes and said, "Yes, yes." ”

The two of them walked leisurely for dozens of minutes, but they only reached the central square of Qianshui City, and they were not even a tenth of the distance to the university town.

"I'm tired, rest for a while!" Su Mo pulled Wang Xiaoyana to the bench in the square, sat down, and tilted his head into his arms.

"Hinayana Brotherhood, do you think that the two of us are considered a real couple when we look like this?"

"No, people, people will only think that we are two drunkards!"

"Haha, drunkards are drunkards, I've never lived so presumptuously, so happy!" Su Mo said, suddenly looking up to the sky and shouting, "Ah-"

"Everybody's looking at you!" Wang Xiaoyana reminded her.

"Just look, it's not that no one looks when I'm not drunk, especially those old men, specially, like a baby seeing his mother, looking at people's chests!"

Hearing Su Mo say this, Wang Xiaoyana suddenly felt that his subordinates were soft and huge—I don't know when, his hand had inadvertently pressed on Su Mo's chest who was lying on his back in his arms.

"Oops, I'm sorry!" Wang Xiaoyana hurriedly removed his hand.

"What's wrong?" was too drunk and reacted very slowly, and Su Mo didn't feel anything wrong at all.

"It's fine. I、Let's rest for a while or take a taxi back." Wang Xiaoyana shook his head, forcing himself to be sober, and if he continued to mess around with her, there might not be any chaos.

"Hmm." Su Mo's eyelids had already begun to fight, and his head was drilling in Wang Xiaoyana's arms, trying to find a comfortable place to sleep.

"Quickly, sit up," Wang Xiaocheng hurriedly pushed her up, "Don't sleep, the wind will blow and you will catch a cold!" ”

"Hey! Hah! Su Mo sat up with a strong spirit, and punched again and again, as if to drive away the sleepiness, and suddenly, her eyes were attracted by the two women who were fighting not far away.

"Do you want to be ashamed, you are young, you can't find any man, you have to find someone's husband!" A middle-aged woman grabbed the hair of a beautiful junior in her twenties and yelled.

"I don't have the ability to control my husband, but I blame others!" The junior was not polite, and he also pulled the middle-aged woman's hair tightly.

When they were scuffling together, a middle-aged man rushed over, kicked the middle-aged woman away, and scolded: "Who asked you to come over, why should you be embarrassed by Lao Tzu!" Go home immediately, believe it or not, I will divorce you immediately, the family property is all earned by Lao Tzu, and Lao Tzu will let you go out of the house! ”

The middle-aged woman was so frightened by this passage that she got up from the ground and glared at the man with red eyes, but she didn't dare to scold again.

"How are you? Did it hurt you? The middle-aged man turned around to reassure the mistress.

Xiao San looked at the middle-aged woman proudly and said, "Honey, I just saw a bag, you go buy it for me!" ”

……

"I'm! I'm! Su Mo struggled to sit up, "I'm going to fight with this scumbag!" ”

"You close your eyes, count to twenty, and I have a way to get this man to blow Xiao San away, and then follow his wife home." Wang Xiaoyana was also angry.

Besides, after having a possession license, he should have intervened in such a thing, even if it was not to help others, but to upgrade.

"Liar!" Su Mo didn't believe it, but she still closed her eyes, and there were words in her mouth, "One, two, three......"

The next moment, Wang Xiaoyana locked onto the middle-aged man, and his soul attached to his body.

After the "middle-aged man's" body trembled slightly, he suddenly leaned into Xiao San's ear and said: "Little goblin, don't be complacent, when Lao Tzu gets tired of playing with you, you will have the same ending as this yellow-faced woman!" ”

Xiao San was stunned for a moment, and asked suspiciously: "What did you say?" ”

"Don't blame me for being cruel, Lao Tzu is in a very bad mood now," the "middle-aged man" still said in a low voice, "I just had a check-up, and I just found out that I have that Ai or something—"

Before the "middle-aged man" finished speaking, Xiao San's face had changed, and he glared at him like a monster.

"Look at it, you can't run away! I don't believe you to check and check, when I make love with you these days, Lao Tzu deliberately doesn't take safety measures! After Wang Xiaoyana said this, he quickly ended the possession.

He knew that if it ended a little later, the slap on the man's face would hurt him!

When his soul returned to his body, Su Mo had just finished counting twenty, opened his eyes and said, "I've finished counting, did a miracle happen?" ”

"Smack!" A crisp slap came, attracting Su Mo's attention.

In Su Mo's surprised gaze, the junior beat the middle-aged man like crazy: "You bastard, I can make my aunt miserable!" I'm fighting with you! ”

The middle-aged man looked confused, he didn't know why the little lover who was still smug a minute ago suddenly changed his face, and before he could ask her, he had been slapped five or six times in the face, and even her jaw was scratched, and the pain was unbearable.

He became angry all of a sudden, slapped back, and knocked the junior to the ground.

"Why are you waiting for me! If it weren't for your stinky money, you would have thought the girl would have taken a fancy to you! Our business is not over, these days are not for nothing to sleep with you, you have to give me half of your family wealth, otherwise I will call me brother and blow up your factory! The young girl got up, wiped the blood from the corner of her mouth, and left with a curse.

"Husband, what should I do?" Hearing that someone was going to blow up the factory, the middle-aged woman was a little worried.

"She dares!" The middle-aged man spat at the back of the junior, as if he felt his wife's goodness at this time, and his voice was much gentler, and said, "Okay, let's go home, don't be embarrassed here." ”

The middle-aged woman left side by side with the middle-aged man.

"Oh my God, it's amazing!" Su Mo patted his head and said, "Coincidence, this must be a coincidence!" ”