Chapter 9: It's All a Routine (Stable Update!) Collect! )
The old man's scoundrel behavior, the angry bastard was speechless, his face was red and his neck was thick, and he was holding an ugly doll in his hand, and he was so anxious that he was like an ant on a hot pot;
"Phew! You old punch! What a shame on the face! Old immortal thing! ”
The two dogs were so anxious that they looked at the old man's smug old face, and they were so angry that they rolled violently all over their bodies, jumping up and down and scolding;
"Hey, hey... You're out of line, aren't you? Dare to calculate, hum! Listen to me! ”
When the old man said this, his voice changed, his face was fierce, and he drank coldly:
"If you dare to talk nonsense and ruin my reputation, hum! If you dare to provoke me, I have lived most of my life, and I have lived enough, I invite your whole family to eat peanuts! Hum! ”
As soon as the bastard heard this, his face suddenly turned like ashes, and he regretted it, a bitter gourd face, under the light of the miner's lamp, miserable and white, like a ghost, thinking hard for a long time, and having no countermeasures, had no choice but to admit it, plop, face the old man, and kneel on the ground;
"Uncle! The kid is not sensible! Since I was a child, I haven't experienced anything big, but this time it's not right! I'm sorry for you! I'll have a drink another day! Make amends to you! I beg you! Help me figure it out! I'm on your knees! You're a big man! Help! ”
The old man was also quite helpless when he saw this, he was also babbling, saving this bastard boy from having any crooked thoughts and bad ideas, where would he have thought that this Xinqiu kid would be so cowardly! Seeing the bastard doing this, he couldn't continue to pretend to be a wicked person anymore;
"That's it! Come on! Get up! There's gold under the man's paint! Don't kneel still! Our Eighth Route Army doesn't like that! ”
After the old man finished speaking, he put the earthen gun on his left shoulder with his backhand, passed the strap of the satchel with his right hand, fixed the satchel on his right waist, and matched his military coat full of patches.
"Slap a sweet date! Routine! It's a routine! ”
Seeing that the bastard was being played by the old man, the two dogs chirped crookedly with an angry face;
"Alas! What a letter ball kid! ”
Looking at the stupid look of the bastard, he was used to fighting against Tu Balu, and suddenly he was so anxious that he flew up and down in circles, and suddenly two green eyes came into view, which frightened him and immediately floated away;
"Hahu! Hahu! ”
Just as the bastard could speak, a black shadow burst out of the night, and ran towards the old man;
"Uncle! Tell me, this ugly doll, what can he do! Don't say it again, let me adopt, after the voice you just yelled, I would never dare to adopt him, you can't let me destroy my family because of him! ”
When the old man heard this, he looked like he wanted to say something, and suddenly felt that there was something at his feet, and by the light of the miner's lamp above the head of the bastard, the old man looked down and saw that it was his own little black, I don't know when he came, and he was shaking his head and tail there;
"That's it! The right should be to do good deeds and accumulate virtue! ”
The old man gritted his teeth, stomped his feet, stumbled on the spot, and almost fell, fortunately there was a pigsty wall around him, the old man stood against the wall, barely stabilized his body, his cloudy gaze, looking at the distant sky, after a flickering of his eyes, he seemed to have made up his mind;
"Alas!"
In the quiet darkness, under the distant moonlight, the old man stopped and looked into the distance, and after a while, he retracted his gaze and sighed peacefully, as if he was remembering something, as if he was remembering something, and as if he was sighing, perhaps, in remembrance, for example, his old wife!
"Whitch! Listen up! I know that you are a bear child, and what kind of crooked idea are you playing, and it is not impossible for me to let this old man adopt this ugly doll, but you have to promise me three things, otherwise, I don't care where this ugly doll came from, everything is not to be discussed! ”
As soon as the bastard heard this, he immediately smiled, his eyebrows were happy, his face was full of smiles, he kowtowed again and again, and shouted words of thanks in his mouth;
"Uncle! You said it, this ugly doll is not a pig demon! I don't know where it came from! As for those three conditions, as long as they are not excessive, just ask, the kid will definitely do it for you! ”
When the old man heard this, his face softened a little, and he accepted the big gift of the bastard calmly, and after a while, he frowned slightly, took a private look, cautiously took two steps forward, and asked quietly:
"Little bastard! You tell me the truth! This ugly baby! You really don't know, where did it come from? ”
As soon as the bastard heard this, the donkey's temper came up on the spot, holding the ugly baby in one hand, raising three fingers in the other, raising his hand to the sky, and swearing:
"Uncle! If you don't believe it, I'm here today, swear to the sky, if I know the origin of this ugly baby, I'll let me hit five thunderbolts every day, and I won't die well! How's it going? Now you believe it, right? ”
When the old man heard this, he hesitated, smiled, slowly moved two steps towards the bastard, looked amiable, and opened his mouth with a smile;
"That's good! Before I take this kid next, let's talk about those three things! How's it going? ”
When the bastard heard this, he was overjoyed, and naturally he couldn't ask for it, and immediately smiled all over his face;
"Uncle! You say! Listen! ”
The old man took a closer look, and found that the bastard was still kneeling on the ground, and he couldn't help but smile and scold kindly;
"You letter ball kid! What are you doing on your knees? Get up! Get up and speak! ”
Seeing the bastard standing up stupidly, with an embarrassed smile, the old man couldn't help but shake his head with a wry smile, and then opened his mouth with a straight face;
"The first thing, since we don't know the origin of this child, then from now on, this child is a member of our family, about tonight's incident, you need to swear a poisonous oath, and you will not leak half a sentence until you die!"
When the bastard heard this, he didn't say a word, and immediately knelt on the ground, and without hesitation, he swore again;
"Good! I can't see it! You kid, hehe... It's kind of a seed! ”
Seeing this, the old man praised with a smile, and did not hesitate to praise him, and after a while, he continued indifferently;
"This second thing, before this kid is weaned, hehe... I have to let your daughter-in-law feed him, or else, hehe..."
When the bastard heard this, the city was stunned on the spot, his face changed rapidly under the illumination of the miner's lamp above his head, and after a while, the bastard gritted his teeth and looked at the old man, with a wry smile;
"My uncle, alas! You're really my uncle! Get! Do as you say! Let's say that at the latest, we must be weaned! ”
When the old man heard this, he seemed to be slightly surprised, and as if he had already known it in his heart, he was in his chest, bowed his head slightly, and nodded in response. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info