The bastard, who had just put his mind at ease, suddenly had an idea, seemed to think of something, and opened his mouth suspiciously at the old man;

"Hey! Uncle! That's not right! Then whose adults would be so ruthless and put the newborn child in my pigsty, aren't they afraid that the old sow can't see it at night and trample the child to death? ”

The bastard said and thought, and the more he thought about it, the farther he became:

"Besides, even if he's really not a pig demon, what should we do? Don't you think it's strange that on such a cold day, this kid is wearing nothing, he is naked, he doesn't even have a diaper, and he doesn't say a word? ”

After a while, the old man rolled his eyes, raised his head to look at the bastard, with a look of ill intentions, and opened his mouth with a smile;

"Wretch! Look! Anyway, your daughter-in-law is going to give birth, right? ”

"Hmmm! What's wrong? ”

"As far as your daughter-in-law's figure is concerned, she looks like a stocky person, and she will give birth to a baby in the future, and she will definitely have a lot of milk, so it's better to..."

"Huh? Uncle? What do you want to say? ”

"Look at this child, he fell into your pigsty, that is, he is destined for your family, do you say? You see, or..."

Without waiting for the old man to finish speaking, he stood up, and without saying a word, turned his head and left. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

"Hahaha..."

Seeing this, the second dog immediately smiled and bent over, his grimace was distorted, and he stretched out a ghost paw and pointed at the old man, gloating out of breath;

"What's wrong with Tubalu, it's not the same as eating deflated, I've lived a lot of age, but I'm about to be put on a back boy's side, it's really funny Uncle I, I deserve it, let you chase Lao Tzu and shoot back then, should!"

The old man looked at the bastard who left suddenly, and was stunned on the spot, and suddenly woke up, this ugly doll was now in his hand, and he suddenly felt extremely hot, and he didn't even want anything to do with the guy, so he hurriedly held the child, swayed slowly, barely stood up, and greeted the bastard loudly;

"Hey! Eggs! You letter ball kid! You're too unsophisticated, aren't you? You said that you were looking for me to help you in the middle of the night, but in the end you relied on me for this ugly doll, what is the matter! Yes? It's really unkind, not righteous, hey! Uncle talking to you? ”

Seeing that the bastard was about to walk into the house, the old man was not good at his hands and feet, and he couldn't catch up with him, and in desperation, he was about to look up to the sky and sigh, when suddenly his eyes lit up, and he shouted loudly and shouted at the bastard who turned around and closed the door;

"Whitch! You letter ball kid! I'm still in your business? You give it back to me, that's my lifeline! Ah! Oh my God! you, bear kid! You will take revenge! You're robbing me, you! ”

The old man watched, after the bastard went home, Ma Yuer closed the door, suddenly held the child, fell to the ground, looked up to the sky and shouted, screaming miserably, old tears flowed, snot flowed, crying so miserable;

"You damn bitch! Behind your daughter-in-law's back, you have a seed with someone else! You've given it to me now, but I'm a lot older, and I'm going to be calculated by you, a bear child, bastard! You shameless! You give me out! ”

The old man cried and shouted while scolding, and at the same time secretly sighed: Carelessly, the boat capsized in the gutter, and was actually pitted by a letter ball child, what a cheap hand, you said that this doll looks so ugly, what are you doing with him!

"Phew!"

The second dog was about to follow the bastard home, but was interrupted by the old man, and he spat on the ground angrily, chirping and scolding;

"Just now, I said with a righteous face that I was a dirt road, but in a blink of an eye, I became hob meat, what a shameless old man! This time, that kid shouldn't be able to stand it! Quack quack..."

The second dog floated to the side to watch the excitement with interest, but he was still thinking about the popularity of sucking eggs;

"Oops! Uncle! You can't talk nonsense! ”

At this moment, the bastard stubbornly opened the door with an embarrassed face, stopped the old man with a black face, scolded the street, and talked nonsense, so he didn't dare not come out, reached out and took off the satchel hanging on his body and hung it on the old man, but the bastard was still silent;

"Humph! You little bunny! The calculation has come to me! I have eaten more salt than you have eaten, I have walked more bridges than you have walked, I have climbed more mountains than you have eaten steamed buns, and I have beaten little devils with more hair than you have on your body! ”

The old man looked at the squatting bastard, with an atmosphere on his face, mocking him disdainfully, as if he was using this to vent the depression in his heart:

"Small, you little bastard who hasn't grown all your hair, just your little bit of fancy intestines, and you dare to fight with me, it's really a big blade in front of Master Guan - I can't do it! Hum! ”

When the bastard heard this, he was also depressed, sat down on the spot with a dark face, and asked in a deep voice:

"Come on! Say it! What exactly do you want to do? If you want me to adopt this ugly doll, it's impossible, originally I was afraid that my mother-in-law would misunderstand, so I hid, you can pour it, which pot is not opened, which pot is not opened, all here is shouting! I'm really convinced! ”

When the old man heard this, he accepted it when he saw it, and he didn't seem to want to be with the bastard, so he continued to entangle and make more calculations, so he went straight to the point;

"This ugly doll was found in your pigsty, you ask me what I want to do? What a joke! ”

The old man didn't say a word, but while the bastard was sitting firmly on the ground, he put the child on the bastard's lap, turned around and crawled, and got up and left, as if hiding from the plague, and he didn't look like an old man in his old age at all, but like a heroic warrior;

"Hey, hey! You old man! You're still doing this with me, aren't you? Do you believe it or not, I'm going to tell the people in the village that this is your illegitimate child? When the time comes, look at this village chief, how can you still be! Hum! ”

When the bastard saw this posture, he was also anxious on the spot, and he wanted to use the trick that the old man had just concocted to threaten the old man who had fled;

"Humph!"

The old man panted, leaned against the wall of the pigsty, picked up the earthen spear leaning on it, held it in his hand, looked not far away, struggled to stand up, blocked the way, and even became angry, threatening his own bastard, snorted coldly, and laughed unscrupulously;

"Hey, hey... There you go! Go ahead and say it! I'd like to see who will believe you! Lao Bangzi, I am sixty-six years old this year, you say that this is my illegitimate child, who believes it? Even if some people believe it, tell me, who am I having an illegitimate child with? Yes? What do you say? ”

The originally kind and kind old man seems to have been forced to return to his true nature at this moment, looking like a ruffian and a hooligan, a rogue style.