Chapter Seventy-Eight: What to do when you open a red envelope
Sun Wukong took the mobile phone in Long Yixiao's hand, took out his mobile phone again, clicked on it and scanned it, and after scanning the QR code on Long Yixiao's mobile phone, he added Long Yixiao's WeChat signal. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
This action is very simple, but Sun Wukong refused to return Long Yixiao's mobile phone for various reasons.
Long Yixiao naturally knew what Sun Wukong was doing, but he deliberately pretended to be confused and ignored Sun Wukong.
After Sun Wukong saw "Eighteen Unsuitable" in the treasure box, he immediately sent it to his mobile phone in the form of a red envelope.
After completing this action, Sun Wukong returned the mobile phone to Long Yi and said, "Your Majesty, Xiaoxian has added Your Majesty's mobile phone WeChat ID." In the future, if Xiaoxian has something to give to His Majesty, Xiaoxian will send it to His Majesty in the form of WeChat red envelopes. ”
Long Yixiao took his mobile phone and looked at the contents of the treasure chest, sure enough, there was a missing copy of "Eighteen Unsuitable", and he also wanted to ask Sun Wukong, at this time, Sun Wukong actually appeared as a prototype, laughed and slapped his legs and said: "Hehehe, hehehe, Jade Emperor Lao'er, I didn't expect you to like these things." ”
Long Yi pretended to be angry, and said: "Bold Sun Hou, you dare to become a fairy Chang'e, and tease Yu Zhen twice or three times, are you really not afraid that Rulai will press you for another five hundred years?" ”
Sun Wukong shook his head like a rattle, took a step back, and said, "Why should you take it seriously when my old Sun is joking with you?" Sun Wukong's tone changed and said, "Jade Emperor, should you use this reason to let Rulai suppress my old grandson for another five hundred years, right?" ”
"What reason?"
"Hmph, my grandson just asked you for a red envelope, you are so stingy, let Rulai suppress my grandson, and when Rulai comes, my grandson will tell Rulai, saying that there is an indecent video stored in your Jade Emperor's mobile phone, and when the time comes, my grandson will let the immortals comment on it to see if I should press my grandson."
Long Yixiao didn't expect this Sun Monkey to be so difficult, no wonder the previous Jade Emperor had no way to deal with him.
Sun Wukong saw that the Jade Emperor was not as arrogant as before, he was even more proud, and said: "If you let the immortals know that you have such a video in your mobile phone, then Your Majesty's prestige and reputation will be ruined, and the Queen Mother, have you thought about how to deal with it?" ”
Long Yixiao had planned to let him take the book away, because he already had a copy, and said, "Hehehe... I won't bother with you, you monkey, but this thing is of no use to you, and I know that you are not close to women. ”
Sun Wukong felt that the Jade Emperor in front of him was much less majestic than the previous Jade Emperor, and it seemed that something was wrong, but after he looked at it with his fiery eyes, he didn't find anything wrong with the Jade Emperor, so he thought that it might be the Jade Emperor's temperament that had changed greatly.
However, Sun Wukong didn't care much about what the Jade Emperor had become, and said, "Hey, hey, hey... I know my old grandson, the Jade Emperor. My grandson really doesn't like women, women are trouble. ”
"But what do you want that book for?"
Sun Wukong told Erlang God about asking him again, and said: "Erlang God made a super mistake himself, he didn't dare to come to you to ask you to return the red envelope he sent, so he asked my old grandson to come over." My grandson has been aggrieved in the Monkey King Mansion these days, and I want to play with you. Jade Emperor, don't be stingy and be angry with my grandson. My grandson has no intention of going against you. ”
Long Yixiao originally wanted to tell Sun Wukong that there were seventy-three changes in that book, but he thought about it again, wouldn't this tell Sun Wukong that he also knew the secret of that book? It's hard to say whether this monkey's mouth can open the door, so he didn't tell Sun Wukong the secret of that book.
After Sun Wukong left, Long Yixiao saw that the green basket that Sun Wukong brought had turned into monkey hair. Long Yixiao took the golden monkey hair and looked at it for a long time, as if he wanted to discover some secret from the monkey hair.
The embryo in the jade pendant said, "Daddy, what are you doing with the monkey hair of the monkey monkey?" The monkey hadn't bathed for months, and his monkey hair was smelly. ”
Long Yi stared at the monkey hair and didn't see any way, and finally threw the monkey hair away, saying, "How do you know that the monkey hasn't bathed for months?" ”
"You don't need to ask, just look at the hair on the monkey's head. The hair that is often bathed is smooth, but the hair that is not bathed for several months will rust into a ball, and the smell is very unpleasant. ”
Long Yi smiled and said, "You little guy knows a lot. Okay, let me ask you again, do you think Sun Monkey will open that book? ”
"Yes!" The jade pendant replied in the affirmative.
Long Yi smiled anxiously and said, "What can I do about this?" Once this Sun Monkey knows the secret of that book, will he let the immortal methods in that book be cultivated by other immortals? ”
Long Yixiao was so anxious that he was sweating profusely, but the jade pendant was not worried at all, and said, "Daddy's worry is unnecessary." ”
The little guy was still sure.
Long Yi smiled and asked, "Why do you say that?" ”
"First of all, I want to tell you, Sun Wukong is a monkey who doesn't like women, and he doesn't like to see women without clothes, before Sun Wukong made trouble in the Heavenly Palace, he gave the seven beautiful fairies in the Pan Tao Garden, but Sun Wukong did not take any action against the seven fairies, which shows that what Sun Wukong said, he doesn't like women is true, and on the way to learn scriptures in the west, so many beauties did not make Sun Wukong tempted, which once again verifies that what Sun Wukong said is not a lie. Therefore, after Sun Wukong opened the book, he would immediately close the book. ”
Long Yixiao was still very worried: "I mean, if Sun Wukong opens that book and he discovers the immortal method of Tiangang's seventy-three changes, what will it do?" ”
"It's simple. Even if Sun Wukong discovered the seventy-three changes in the immortal method, if he went to cultivate, at most he would have as many changes as Erlang God. As for what Daddy is worried about, Sun Wukong will pass on the seventy-three changes of immortal law to other immortals, which is simply impossible. Sun Wukong himself will change the technique, so he has little interest in the seventy-three changes, which is one of the reasons why Erlang God will ask Sun Wukong for the red envelope. Also, I told my father that the immortals in the sky are very selfish, and no one will pass on their years of cultivation experience to each other, just like Sun Wukong will not pass on his immortal method to Zhu Bajie, so Daddy doesn't have to worry. ”
Long Yixiao heard this, his mood relaxed, and said: "But there is another question, can Sun Wukong discover the secrets in the book?" ”