"Ahh Sun Wukong jumped on the table, grabbed his head, and said angrily: "Yang Jian, what did you say? My grandson is the kind of person who is timid, you wait, my grandson, go and ask for your red envelope back. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

After Sun Wukong left, Erlang God smiled and said, "This frizzy monkey was actually persuaded by me in just a few words." It seems that what Jiang Wei said is not wrong at all, as long as he uses the agitation method, this monkey will definitely be fooled. ”

After Sun Wukong flew out of his Monkey King Mansion, he made an eye patch with his right hand, looked at the direction of Heavenly Court, and said in his heart: "Erlang God, do you really think that my old grandson doesn't know anything?" You want to provoke my grandson to ask you for a red envelope, my grandson is too bored to stay in the house now, talk to the Jade Emperor Lao'er, and relieve your boredom. ”

Sun Wukong turned into the appearance of Chang'e Fairy, when he walked, he jumped and jumped, very cute, and when he was almost to the Jade Emperor's practice room, he restrained a lot.

Sun Wukong came to Cuiwei and Green Dream and said, "Cuiwei, Green Dream, I..."

Sun Wukong was about to say "my grandson", but when he thought about it, he is now a fairy Chang'e, how can he say that he is my grandson?

"According to Your Majesty's instructions, Xiaoxian specially came to bring His Majesty a bowl of lotus seed soup to relieve the heat. Please also inform me. ”

Sun Wukong did not prepare lotus seed soup in advance, it was just a temporary decision, but the lotus seed soup was just a piece of cake for him, he used monkey hair to change, and a basket was in his hands.

Sun Wukong was not afraid that the Jade Emperor would find out that he was pretending to be Chang'e, he felt that it would be more fun to be recognized by the Jade Emperor.

Sun Wukong saw Cuiwei go in and pass it on to him, he twisted his head to the side, and laughed non-stop, "hey, hey..."

Green Dream saw that Chang'e was a little weird, and said, "Fairy Chang'e, are you okay?" ”

Sun Wukong is such an urgent child, if he is allowed to have more than ten seconds of silence, it will be a strange thing. This time, he changed into Fairy Chang'e again, and the ladylike image on Fairy Chang'e tortured him and wanted to slap himself a few times.

Sun Wukong immediately became very ladylike, restored Chang'e's nature, and said: "It's okay, I just let the smoke choke on my throat when I was boiling lotus seeds for Your Majesty to relieve the heat, so it's not in the way." ”

Green Dream said: "Fairy Chang'e, thank you for your hard work." ”

Cuiwei walked out of the practice room, looked at the strange Fairy Chang'e and said, "Fairy Chang'e, please, Your Majesty has promised to see you." ”

After Sun Wukong walked to the practice room with a green basket, he hadn't spoken, and the little guy in the jade pendant actually smiled lightly at Long and said: "Daddy, this Chang'e fairy is changed by Sun Wukong, and the purpose of his coming here is to give you the red envelope that Erlang God sent you, you can pretend to be confused and be a favor." And the basket in his hand is also made of monkey hair, which is a trick, don't drink the contents of the basket, otherwise you will eat the monkey hair in your stomach. ”

When the little guy finished speaking, he was still laughing.

Long smiled and said very seriously: "I know." ”

Long Yixiao saw that Chang'e's gait was indeed a little unsteady, and when he walked, it seemed that he was deliberately hiding something.

However, her eyes and face are indeed very similar to Chang'e Fairy, if Sun Wukong can be a little more stable and able to endure his temperament, if he changes into someone else, I am afraid that he will not be quickly recognized by others.

Long smiled and wondered why the jade pendant hanging around his neck could see through Sun Wukong's changes, it was really incredible, was this a blessing or a curse?

But judging from the current situation, that little guy didn't do anything to make Long laugh, on the contrary, he was helping Long Laugh.

It's a blessing or a curse, and it's a disaster that can't be avoided.

Long Yixiao has gone from a mortal to the status of the Jade Emperor, even if he dies, he is afraid that he will make a lot of money in this life.

Sun Wukong twisted his ass like Chang'e, walked to a table in the middle of the practice room, put the basket on the table, smiled at Long very politely, and said very gently: "Your Majesty, Xiaoxian feels that the weather has been a little hot these days, and Xiaoxian is afraid that His Majesty will suffer from heat stroke, so Xiaoxian personally boiled a bowl of lotus seed soup and sent it to His Majesty." Please also enjoy it slowly. ”

Long Yixiao knew that although this monkey was frizzy, but in front of business, he still had a careful and bold side, and said: "Fairy Chang'e, you can send me lotus seed soup to relieve the heat, I am very happy, I want to ask, is your lotus seed soup boiled in the Guanghan Palace on the moon?" ”

Sun Wukong's eyes flashed, and he said, "Your Majesty, this lotus seed soup is naturally boiled on the moon." ”

Long Yi smiled and said, "This moon is at least more than a million miles away from Heavenly Court, right?" Fairy Chang'e drove the clouds from the moon to the heavenly court, did it take a long time? ”

"It's not too long, it's just a matter of ten somersault clouds."

"Hmm-" Long Yi smiled and deliberately pretended to be surprised, "You can somersault clouds?" ”

"Where will Xiaoxian turn somersault clouds?" Sun Wukong said very gently: "Xiaoxian is saying, this moon is not far from heaven, then Sun Wukong will turn ten somersault clouds, and Sun Wukong will turn ten somersault clouds in a matter of seconds." So the moon is not far from the earth. ”

Long Yixiao deliberately pretended to believe Sun Wukong's words, and said, "Oh, that's the case, I understand." ”

Sun Wukong felt that the Jade Emperor was very easy to deceive, so he twisted his head to the side and laughed non-stop.

Long Yixiao didn't want to expose Sun Wukong's identity, and said: "Fairy Chang'e, are you not feeling well, do you want to let Taishang Laojun prescribe some medicine for you?" ”

Sun Wukong immediately stopped laughing and said: "Oh, thank you, Your Majesty, no need, Xiaoxian is fine, Xiaoxian just choked his throat with cigarettes when he was boiling lotus seed soup for His Majesty, it's okay, please don't worry about Xiaoxian." ”

Long Yi smiled and said: "So that's the case, Fairy Chang'e, your lotus seed soup is left, there is nothing to do, you just go back to your Monkey King Mansion first, right?" ”

"Good!" Sun Wukong immediately changed his words and said: "No, Your Majesty, you are mistaken, Xiaoxian is Chang'e and not Sun Monkey, if you want to go back, you should go back to Guanghan Palace!" ”

Long smiled indifferently and said, "Oh, I made a mistake. Fairy Chang'e, I have a WeChat ID, you can add it, if there is nothing to do in the future, you won't have to look for me. If you have anything to give to me, you can send it directly to my treasure chest in the form of WeChat red envelopes. ”

What Sun Wukong wanted was these words of the Jade Emperor, he was so excited that he really wanted to laugh out loud, and said: "Your Majesty, Xiaoxian has never had His Majesty's WeChat account yet, Xiaoxian will add it." But Your Majesty, your phone..."

"Hehe, my phone is here." Long Yixiao took his mobile phone to Sun Wukong and said, "I have already opened it, you can scan the QR code." ”