Chapter Fifty-Six: FFF Attack on the City
Burn ~ burn ~ burn burn ~ burn ~ burn ~ burn ~ burn ~
Burn ~ burn ~ burn ~ burn ~
When the mountain peaks do not have a broken back, when love no longer remains
When the time stops, day and night are not distinguished, and the straight man of the day and earth turns into a friend
Still no one is holding hands with me, no one is holding hands with me
The person who put the flashbang in front of me was a puppy
When the started to put his sister, when the rotten girl had a boyfriend,
How can you be willing to go first! Oh, I'm missing another group member!
I must break you up and curse you to break up
Your breakup is my biggest pursuit today
Let's make Tanabata a chic and chic
For the sake of philosophy ♂, hold high the torch in your hand
The couple was originally a brother and sister who had been separated for many years
Affection and affection have become a cloud of smoke ("Zhuang My Big FFF Group" is from the entertainment program "Absolute Anime")
"The author of the slump has grabbed the lyrics again to make up the number! This time it's still impure lyrics! The cowherd shouted. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
"You let me lie down honestly and enjoy it!" The rush mask stuffed the cowherd who poked his head back and continued to explode.
In addition to the images that shocked countless couples, countless people wore rags with exposed eyes on their heads, and FFF quietly surrounded this square with torches and gasoline in their hands!
"Big brother... Although your brother-in-law's county has a magpie bridge conference, it is not the most dense place for couples, why did we choose this place? ”
"Because ... Just when I was going to your sister county today, someone suddenly gave us a large amount of sponsorship! Through the rags, you can see that the big brother is flushed.
"Oh-oh? What a sponsorship! ”
The eldest brother waved his hand back: "The cool bathtub that is soaked, we have one person in the whole group!" ”
"Oooo But speaking of which, why do the bathtub sellers take a fancy to us and spend so much money to sponsor us? ”
"It must be!" The eldest brother clenched one hand into a fist, and a magnificent background of mountains and rivers and red suns appeared behind him: "He is also single!" He is very optimistic about the great saint of our FFF group in Qixi Festival. War! ”
"Oooo
"Let's sing it! The big knife slashed at the couple's head! Brothers of the FFF regiment! Torch Festival (Love. The day has arrived! Torch Festival (Love. The day has arrived! There are good friends who are single in front! There's a lonely tech nerd in the back! Our FFF regiment is not alone! Look at the enemy! Wipe him out! Wipe him out! Come on!
The big knife looks at the heads of the couples! Kill! ”
As the eldest brother sang the word kill excitedly, all the brothers holding torches rushed towards the square to narrow the encirclement!
"Big brother is so talented! Speaking of which, do we have a big knife? ”
"The will of our generation is the most unwavering blade!"
"Oooo
All the couples were forced to break up by the torches! All the women were let go by this group of noble technical gentlemen, and all the men were piled up in the center of the square!
The eldest brother stood under the magpie bridge, because the magpies didn't know what to do, so they didn't move, as soon as he looked up, he saw the xx rush on the magpie bridge and the cowherd, and he was extremely excited: "yoooo~~~ On this day, the cowherd has abandoned the Weaver Girl!" Instead, he joined the ranks of the greatness of the base! The world situation is very good! Even the gods have paved the way for our stirring foundation! ”
"It's not like that... The cowherd cried and showed a red face, and a lot of ropes were wrapped around his body, and then he was pulled back by the mask of the rush.
"Oooo The gods are also playing with bundles. Tied play! ”
"Big brother! Found a tricky guy! Can't separate him from his girlfriend! ”
"Nani? Pour gasoline! Burn his clothes with torches! ”
"Big brother! He has a big general's belly! There is a big cute character written on the T-shirt, and there are a lot of anime heroine avatars! It's obviously a friend in our group! ”
"Nani! Then how did he get his sister! ”
"Wow Garanah...
"Take me to see it!"
After passing through the dense road of the group members, I walked inside, only to see that the members there were all holding torches and forming a circle, and in the circle was Lu Xiuxiu Dapeng standing there with wings spread and hiding crucian carp and Xuanxuan behind him.
The eldest brother had a distressed expression: "Looking at your appearance, it turns out that you must be one of our fellow practitioners, then, how did you get my sister!" Hurry up and tell me the cheats! ”
Then the surrounding circle of members cast disdainful glances.
The eldest brother had a regretful expression on his face: "I'm sorry that the dialog box is reversed, why do you want to leave the great ranks of our stirring base!" In this torch festival, I actually took my girlfriend out for a walk! ”
"It's not my girlfriend! It's three of us out for a walk! Lu Xiuxiu argued, Xuanxuan and crucian carp stuck their heads out from behind him and nodded.
"Oh! Sister paper! You're so beautiful, look at your boyfriend, it's so inspiring for you to stand together! Oh no, I'm going to do something more inspirational now! It must not be easy for you to be together! I'm going to break you up with inspiration! ”
"Don't break it up Wow! We really are three people! Crucian carp interjected.
"Oops! Can actually talk! You look in the mirror at your fish-faced face and still call yourself human? Nani? Masaka! The three of you play tripleo. Beast??? ”
In a word, all the members of the group around them showed their desire for red fruits. Look and see!
"Damn, what do you have in your head? something! We're just ordinary friends! Ordinary friends! ”
"Don't talk about that disgusting dead fat man and that fish, sister, you are so beautiful, you have a good figure, and you are very good at dressing, why do you want to do this kind of thing with these two disgusting things!"
"I... What a follow! We're just ordinary friends who go out for a walk! ”
"Ordinary friends will come out for a walk on Tanabata? Give it to me! Disassemble them! ”
Three people around walked up with torches and planned to pull one by one, Lu Xiuxiu reached out to get the spear, but suddenly remembered that he had left it in the hotel, he looked at the three people who came up, put his hand on the toilet controller, it really couldn't work, so he summoned the open defecation messenger to crush them.
"Don't come here!" Crucian carp stands up! Stretched out his hand and pulled down the big pants to reveal the family heirloom: "Whoever rushes over, I will let whoever has a litter of children!" ”
"Hahaha." A person who doesn't think so, walks the closest!
The crucian carp hurriedly put his hand on the family heirloom, and it took 0.5 seconds to stroke wildly, and a milky white translucent viscous liquid sprayed out of oil, spilling the man's torch! In an instant, countless small torches were born, running down and shouting around him: "Mommy, Mommy! Then he climbed up on him and set him on fire!
"Ahh!!hh Water!! Water!! The man screamed and quickly lured it into the fountain in the square.
Witnessing such a tragedy, no one dared to take another step forward.
The crucian carp pressed his hand on the family heirloom and approached: "Who dares to come over!" If you dare to come here, I'll let you all know. Pregnancy is all over the place. Pregnancy is all over the place. Pregnancy! ”
The members of the group retreated, and the crucian carp kept approaching to force a path, and Lu Xiuxiu and Xuanxuan followed him.
"How can it be repaired!" The eldest brother pinched the torch angrily: "No one dares to go on!" No one dares to get on it! Whoever wants to keep him will be named the captain of his squad! ”
"No one! No one is on! Squad Leader once! Squad Leader twice! Squad Leader three times! Well, Captain! Now it's time for the captain to start shooting! ”
"Still no one is on! Still no one is on it! It's about the glory of our group! How can we let a couple get out of the way surrounded by us! Captain once! Captain twice! Captain three times! Nima: Okay! Deputy Commander! Now it's the deputy head of the group to start shooting! ”
"Still no one is on! This three dirty. The people of the stingy. Beast Three.p Combo! We must not let them out! I'm the next Olympics! No one dares to move yet! Seeing that Lu Xiuxiu was about to walk out of the encirclement and out of the square, the eldest brother made a bloody investment: "This time it's the head of the regiment!" That's where I am! The reputation of our regiment is far more important than my position! Isn't anyone on the regiment yet! Head!!! ”
"In that case, I'll go get them back!" I only heard a sound from the Magpie Bridge!
Everyone is looking up!
I saw that the cowherd was in tatters and flew to the sky crying! There is a man standing on the magpie bridge! He was dressed seductively than. Base. Buddhist nun! Foot Sex. Feeling of high heels! Wearing a bud. Silk pink flowers. Small side. Fat. Times!
“。。。 I'm the next Olympic... There are changes. State... ”
"That's right," the man posed, crossed his hands behind his head, twisted his whole body slightly, and pushed his lower body forward. Base. Ni was propped up and bulging underneath: "I'm the Kamen of the Rush!! ”
He continued: "The lost child who wanders between heaven and earth, born of the evil spirit of your heart, wraps it up. The feather coat of the woman's soft skin will be all dirty. Filth, dirt, slag. Pour down, ashes, turn ashes to heaven and earth, repent! ”
"It's not ... Isn't that the transformation line of some anime!! ”
I saw that after reading the lines, the Kamen of the Rush flew out with a swish and used the Feiyan scissors. Knife. Leg! One with a double. The leg caught the head of the crucian carp, and a somersault threw the crucian carp to the ground as well!
"Oh roar, roar, god-like smash!" Rush Kamen stands up! Sit down hard in front of the crucian carp's face!
"Ahhh I've kissed ... Fourth. Fourth..... The crucian carp's will was crushed in an instant, and he passed out.
"Shet!" I was about to go out, but I ended up stealing fat halfway. The guy killed out! Uncle can bear it, and aunt can't bear it! Lu Xiuxiu hurriedly pressed the toilet summoner and prepared to summon the open defecation messenger!
"Young man~What are you going to do~" As soon as Lu Xiuxiu's hand touched the summoner, the Rush Mask appeared behind him and used his tongue to fatten. Lick away and lick his ears.
Lu Xiuxiu hurriedly pressed it, and at this time, Jubu had a sharp pain!
"Oh yes!!" Kamen screams!
Lu Xiuxiu screamed and collapsed to the ground.
With a gust of wind, the Rush Mask appeared in front of Xuanxuan and stretched out his hand: "Oh, white." ”
The Kamen of Rush was shaved out by a big ear and inserted into the wall of the building across the square!
"Comrades! Come on! As soon as the eldest brother saw this, he waved his hand, and the members of the group rushed up like a tide and dragged Lu Xiuxiu and the crucian carp in.
A row of people lined up in a dense formation with torches and faced Xuanxuan: "Peace of mind!" We are very gentlemanly to the ladies! Please leave this place of judgment at once! ”