Chapter 57: The Torch Festival Incident in Your Brother-in-law's County Grand Square
"Now, we're going to take care of this group of souls who hook up with girls everywhere. Kill! ”
"Days. Kill! Sky. Kill! Sky. Kill! ”
In the center of your brother-in-law's main square, all the men in the couple were gathered around, and they looked in horror at a large circle of guys screaming and screaming. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Big brother, are we really going to burn them? Not so good! ”
"Of course it's not good.,Let's pick a few to burn the warning.,And... Choose a few handsome ones for them to eat and record them and send them out to make the girls despair of them, just sauce. ”
"Wow! Big brother, you're so poisonous! ”
"Well, let's start with him." The eldest brother pointed to a big cross that was carried from behind, on which was Lu Xiuxiu, who was tied to it by five flowers: "Since I am like this group, I want to let the members of the group put an end to the idea of making sister paper!" ”
The cross was erected in a pile of wood with Lu Xiuxiu, and the eldest brother followed several younger brothers up to the improvised high platform: "My dear comrades of the big FFF regiment! I really didn't expect that today's square cleaning actually found a heinous thing! This comrade, oh no, this scum, as a member of my regiment, actually openly went out to soak girls on Chinese Valentine's Day! His behavior was so bad that it was shocking! To this! I will present him here! Cast heaven upon him. Kill! ”
"Days. Kill! Sky. Kill! Sky. Kill! The members below shouted in unison, and the people who were surrounded in the center of the square trembled as they watched the scene.
"That... Eldest brother... A person next to the eldest brother kept flipping through the roster, and then he pulled the corner of the eldest brother's clothes.
"What?"
"This fat man is not the 。。。。。。 of our group"
"Nani! Shet! Don't tell anyone! Hurry up and burn him to warn the public! ”
"Oh oh oh!"
The eldest brother turned his head and looked solemn: "Now, we are going to cast heaven on him. Kill! He raised the torch in his hand and placed it on the pile of burning wood at Lu Xiuxiu's feet, and the pile of wood burned brightly.
Lu Xiuxiu woke up from the severe pain of Kikube and the temperature of the flames, he looked at the scene in front of him and panicked, but his whole body was tied up and he couldn't touch the toilet controller.
"Why, traitor, do you have any last words?" The eldest brother said to Lu Xiuxiu through the fanaticism of the members and the temperature of the flame.
Lu Xiuxiu opened his mouth to the sky and shouted, "My death!" It's for God! For the ancestors. Country! For the sake of words. On the From. Composed! For the progress of civilization! For the sake of all mankind, all brothers in the four seas! ”
A last word shocks the four seats! Everyone was stunned.
The eldest brother was also stunned, he was checking his fingers: "... What a great death ... How could he die so great... Something seems to be wrong ... How did you die so great... Oh, my God... What's going on... It makes me look like a bad person... It makes me feel as if I'm burning the hope of humanity ... Wrong... How did you die so great... What the hell is he dying for, how is he dying so great... ”
Then he blinked his eyes for a long time: "I'm not right!" Is there a connection to such a great Nima!! ”
He ran to the fire viciously: "You remember it for me!" You're dying to clean up my big FFF regiment! It's to clean up the thoughts of the sisters in the group! ”
Lu Xiuxiu lowered his head worriedly, and the background of the self-brought flowers that he stole appeared behind him: "Oh, how cruel you are, don't I even know the meaning of my own death, do I even need to impose the reason for my own death, do I have to serve other people's words and other people's interests until I die?" Oh human beings, this despicable creature, I have seen through the red dust, I have observed the origin of this lowly creature of human beings, oh my God, it is terrible, I am a human being, human beings are such creatures, ah, please give me a death, my death will turn into a brilliant light in the infinite universe, dissipate, I only hope that this ray of light can awaken a few people, inspire them to rebel against humanity itself... ”
"Oh... The eldest brother burst into tears: "It's too great, it's too noble... I actually know such a great and noble person, you go with peace of mind, this ray of your light has illuminated the soul of my generation... ”
"No, how can I rest assured, I want to illuminate the souls of more people, for the liberation of the souls of all mankind!"
"Oh my God! Is there any other way to save you? ”
"Of course! Now the fire is not big! Find a fire extinguisher, and you'll be able to save the body of the greatest soul of your time! ”
"Okay, how could I let such a great man die in front of me! I'm going to get a fire extinguisher now! ”
"You have finally had an epiphany, and at this point, you have entered a new realm. . . Ah, why don't you hurry up and get a fire extinguisher? ”
"Talking so much useless and pretending so many esoteric things, don't you just want me to put out the fire! You're going to burn me to death right now, and you're going to frame me!! ”
"Ah, I'm next to you, you heard it, just sue me at the first time, okay! Cause me to waste so much emotion and saliva! ”
"Ah, I didn't hear the first sentence!"
"So, can you grant my last wish?"
"Tell me, what is your wish?"
"Please untie the rope from my hand, I will put my hand on my heart and give my heart for humanity!"
"Oh! I will sacrifice my heart for mankind until I die! Oba, I misunderstood you! You have always been such a noble person! A model of conscience in the house industry! ”
"That's right! You finally know how great I am! It's enough to burn me one! Be sure to spare the men among those poor couples in the center of the square! They're just here to accompany the girls! ”
"Oba! You're thinking about others until you die! It's so impressive! You are a brilliant light of this era! Come! Tie a knife to a bamboo pole to cut the rope off Oba's arm and make him give his heart for humanity! ”
"I'm going to tie a knife to a bamboo pole! It's already burning my calves, you hurry up! ”
"Oba! Bring repair no! I just had the rope separated before the arms and hearts burned off! ”
"Oh Shet! Can you still donate your heart upright if your feet are burned? ”
"Oh, yes, ho!" The eldest brother staggered to hold a bamboo pole tied to a knife, and staggered several times on Lu Xiuxiu's arm to separate the rope.
Lu Xiuxiu put his right hand on his heart in pain: "I want to sacrifice for mankind... Then he put his hand on the toilet summoner on his left arm: "Come out!" Open defecation messenger! ”
A magic circle like a toilet bowl appeared in the sky! Countless toilets flew over and made a random defecation messenger! It emitted a beam of light from its head and sucked Lu Xiuxiu into it!
The messenger of open defecation fell heavily to the square, his eyes shining!
The eldest brother cried: "I'm going to be hanging up!" I have always believed that you are a noble and great person! Can there be some basic trust between people? You have deceived my young and pure heart! ”
"How can I allow you to ruin our Tanabata. At the end of the day, you're just a bunch of wretched creatures who lack love. Lu Xiuxiu's voice came from the demon god's megaphone.
"Are you really worthy of being an otaku? You have the mecha that all otaku dream of, you have the wife that all otaku look forward to, and you even have a sister! Guys like you have tarnished the term otaku! ”
“。。。。。。 What is an otaku, we squat at home with a computer every day to avoid this dirty world, the third dimension is filthy, the second dimension is beautiful, it is because we can see the filth of this world that we stay at home, we are escaping, we are dodging, but isn't it to protect our pure hearts from being polluted by this world? Yes, I have a mecha, I have a wife, although I didn't get that sister paper, but let's admit it, I just have something in reality, since I have it, then I want to send my pure heart to the whole world and the whole universe! I want to protect the true, good, and beautiful things of the entire universe! Why do so many people come back to visit this Queqiao Conference? Because it is good, it is beautiful, it lodges the precious wishes of countless couples and countless people, how can you forcibly destroy it because of your own selfish desires! Otaku? Perhaps, when I got this mecha, I no longer belonged to this name, because I already had something, and maybe, when I came to this world, I no longer belonged to this name, because I had companions, and I had something worth guarding together. But please don't tarnish this term either, it's just a pronoun for someone who hides in a warm corner and guards his soul, you saboteurs! What are you guys who hold torches and spew wild words about destroying good things! Shameful. ”
The eldest brother lowered his head, Lu Xiuxiu stood there and opened the way, countless members of the group looked up at the tall demon god, and then made way for the male among the couples who escaped in the square.
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