Before Tian Donkey went to the police station, he made a name for himself in front of Sun Jinsheng, and even raised his eyebrows in front of Sun Jinsheng, which is really a happy thing. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info So, Tian Donkey's pace became faster, and he walked forward like a meteor, and it didn't take much time to come to the police station.

This is the first time that Tian Donkey has walked into the public house since he came out of his mother's womb. Although the police station under the jurisdiction of the Grange is currently working in a prefabricated house due to the fact that it is under new construction, in the eyes of Tian Donkey, it is like a sacred place that symbolizes law and majesty, fairness and justice. Tian Donkey's expression couldn't help but become serious, he straightened his clothes and dusted off, although it was clean and tidy, without any dirt. For he could not find a more appropriate ritual to pay homage to the law.

"What do you do?"

Just as Tian Donkey was about to walk into the police station, someone in the communication room at the gate of the police station poked his head out and asked Tian Donkey.

"I, I, I'm a donkey"

I don't know why, Tian Donkey'er suddenly stiffened his tongue, his mouth trembled, and he actually stammered in one mouth, and he answered the question without warning, and his panicked and nervous expression made him look really suspicious.

"I didn't ask your name, I asked what you are doing here?"

"Oh, I, I'm looking for someone from your yamen"

"Well, we are here at the police station, not a yamen, I have never seen someone who speaks so strangely" The person on duty in the communication room glanced at Tian Donkey with strange eyes, shook his head, and then walked out of the communication room, came to Tian Donkey'er, and continued, "Then let me ask you, this time I heard clearly, because I see that you are dressed neither like a beggar nor a homeless man, and I see that you have also stood at the gate for a long time, so you should ask in detail, do you want to report the crime or turn yourself in?" ”

"Report the crime?" When Tian Donkey heard the word report, he was even more frightened, and hurriedly waved his hand and said, "No, no, no, I don't report the case, I don't turn myself in, I, I'm not a bad person, I haven't done anything bad."

"And what are you doing here?"

"I, I'm going to do it, I'm going to do it...... ID card"

"Cough, I said it earlier, I thought you were a wrongdoer, look ......" said, the man pointed to a room with a blue sign in the prefabricated room and said, "See, that's the household registration department, you have to get an ID card, just go there"

"Okay, good, thank you, comrade policeman"

Tian Donkey was really shocked into a cold sweat, it seemed that the interrogation at the gate just now was like a torture, and his soul had already been fed to the dog after being dismantled. As the so-called yamen is good to get out and in, Tian Donkey has realized it today.

When I arrived at the household registration department, Tian Donkey looked around like visiting the vegetable market, and found that there were still a lot of people who came to do things, and a room full of people was crowded, some moved their household registration, some went to the household registration, and even some came to eliminate the household registration, of course, there were also those who applied for ID cards, so no one noticed Tian Donkey, which made Tian Donkey a little more comfortable, but he couldn't be too careless, so as not to be suspected again, so Tian Donkey quickly explored the situation of the household registration department and then walked out of the household registration department. came to spend time under a plane tree in the courtyard of the police station, waiting for the village chief to come and meet him.

In winter, the sycamore tree has no life and no scenery except for the dry branches, and the donkey is not in the mood to see the scenery, so he squats under the sycamore tree, leans against the trunk, squints, and takes a nap. Because Tian Donkey, who had been tossing and naming himself last night and had not slept all night, was sleepy at this time, and he couldn't support it, so he fell asleep on the spot unexpectedly, and also had a sweet dream. Many years later, Tian Donkey'er would be proud of himself whenever he remembered that dream, at least, he was the one who slept in the yamen.

In that dream, he rehearsed his happy life in the Grange in the future, of course, he realized the highest ideal of life, both children and wives, and raised a large herd of cattle and sheep, in the land with abundant water and grass, and abundant crops, singing songs, herding sheep, just when his wife called him home for dinner, the village chief woke himself up.

"Donkey, wake up, donkey, wake up, this is the police station, why are you still asleep?"

"Oh, uncle, are you here? I waited until you were hungry before you dreamed of eating, and you woke me up."

As he spoke, the sleepy donkey stood up, stretched his waist, and smashed his mouth twice.

"Okay, you, dare to sleep in the police station, I'm afraid our Grange has never produced such a talented person as you in several lifetimes, talent, what a talent......"

Li Yuankui said several talents in a row, not only was he secretly surprised that Tian Donkey was sleeping at the police station, but from the bottom of his heart, he also admired Tian Donkey's courage.

"Uncle, don't laugh at me, I'm so sleepy, I don't know when you're coming, so I accidentally fell asleep......"

"I finished my errand, I didn't dare to delay, so I hurried over, let's go, don't talk nonsense, hurry up and do your business"

"Good"

What was expected to go wrong. Li Yuankui took Tian Donkey to the household registration department again, but found that the acquaintance Li Yuankui knew was not on duty today, and Li Yuankui, who was surprised, made several phone calls and did not answer. can't contact acquaintances, Li Yuankui has no tricks, and he can't go through the back door, so he can only follow the procedures step by step. Because Tian Donkey does not have a birth certificate, let alone a school registration file, and a certificate of the work unit, it is very difficult to apply for an ID card, because for a person who has no household registration information, Tian Donkey simply appeared out of thin air, so the staff of the police station need to further verify his true identity. They had to be cautious and sent several waves of people to interrogate Tian Donkey. Do you have a criminal record? Is it an ulterior motive? Is it a terrorist? In short, after some identification, I only promised to give Tian Donkey to enter the household in the household registration department, but if you want to apply for an ID card, you still need to send someone to the village to do the final verification.

It wasn't until after dark that Tian Donkey and Li Yuankui walked out of the police station, Tian Donkey, who was still hungry, didn't know where to run to that hunger, and then looked at Li Yuankui on the side, who was also listless, and the two were only disappointed and tired.

Tian Donkey, who should have complained, comforted Li Yuankui instead.

"Uncle, it's okay, I can't do it today, let's do it tomorrow, I will gain something today, at least I have household registration information, and I am not a black person."

"Hey" Li Yuankui sighed, and there was a heavy sense of loss in that sigh. Then he said, "Donkey, don't laugh at uncle, uncle still thinks he has some ability, who knows this resignation, no one knows it, the acquaintance who was originally in good contact is not familiar, and I have wasted the friendship I had with his father, hey, I really didn't recognize my father and mother when I entered the officialdom, and my father didn't recognize my father and mother when I got out of the officialdom."

"Uncle, I don't understand what you said, whether my father recognizes it or not, I don't have my father, my uncle is so good to me, my uncle is my reborn father, and uncle rest assured, how can I laugh at my uncle? I won't say anything when I go back to the village, so no one will know about it."

"Well, okay, it's still the donkey's thoughtfulness, and besides, with your words, I'm much more pleased, let's go, let's go home"

"Good"

The hungry two returned home, and as soon as they entered the house, they heard Li Yuankui's wife say that Sun Jinsheng came to the house to take away Tian Donkey's luggage, and also said that Tian Donkey had confessed.

Forehead!

It's really a flat wave, and idlers love to toss!

This Sun Jinsheng, in Tian Donkey's just peaceful life, threw down a big stone, which caused waves, and even, it can be said, turned the world upside down.

Tian Donkey didn't expect Sun Jinsheng to do this, let alone that he would be a dummy, and he didn't expect that he would be killed first. This matter, for Tian Donkey, is worse than death, it is like being stripped of his clothes and thrown in front of the village chief, which makes him so embarrassed that he is embarrassed, and when he thinks of his box of bricks, it is like a thousand arrows. He is afraid of being unmasked with money, and he is afraid of being exposed to his rich status, so he must find the box before the bricks are exposed! Thinking like this, Tian Donkey couldn't wait to rush into Sun Jinsheng's house immediately and take back his box. But glancing at the village chief Li Yuankui, he instantly lowered his face after hearing that it was Tian Donkey'er who arranged for such a thing to happen. Because of this incident, for Li Yuankui, it was a great shame, like being poured feces on his face, which not only dirty his face, but also stinked his mood. Who is Sun Jinsheng? Sun Jinsheng is his class enemy, not to mention that when he was the village head, Sun Jinsheng was against him everywhere, that is, he was not the village chief, and he was still against himself, but whenever he said he was a good matchmaker, Sun Jinsheng always intervened in it. It's okay now, and I came directly to my own home, isn't this a slap in the face? Isn't that insulting? Isn't this overtly deceptive?! He hates not being respected, and he hates the poor and vulgar Diao Min, but this Sun Jinsheng is a Diao Min who makes him disgusted! Moreover, no matter whether Tian Donkey is the God of Wealth or a piece of fat, he was also invited to his own house first, why did you Sun Jinsheng come here to dig the foot of the wall? The more I thought about it, the more angry I became, and the more angry I was, the more distorted the expression on my face became.

Li Yuankui almost gritted his teeth and said.

"Donkey, if you don't feel comfortable living in my house, you don't have to do this behind my back, don't you slap me in the face? and Sun Jinsheng's grandson worked together to slap my old face! If our family is not considerate of you, you can also say, be a man, you can't be like this! I, Li Yuankui, are not old and confused, I can't raise a white-eyed wolf for anything."

When Tian Donkey heard this, he knew that Sun Jinsheng had made an unforgivable mistake by tying himself, so he knelt down in front of Li Yuankui and said.

"Uncle, I'm not a white-eyed wolf, I didn't know that Sun Jinsheng would do this, I really don't know"

"Tell me, what's going on? You heard what my family said just now."

Tian Donkey had no choice but to explain truthfully, saying how he met Sun Jinsheng on the way to the police station, how he talked to him, and unreservedly said all the things that happened on the road.

After Li Yuankui listened, his face regained his expression, which made Tian Donkey feel even more terrifying, because he didn't know what the village chief was thinking in his heart at this time, or what he was thinking? Will he be forgiven? Will it drive him away? In an instant, the fear of the village chief when I was a child passed through my heart again.

Tian Donkey looked at Li Yuankui's face and said pleadingly.

"Uncle, I'm sorry, please forgive me, I really didn't know that this would happen, if you get angry, just scold me twice, or hit me a few times."

Li Yuankui looked at Tian Donkey kneeling in front of him, and the anger in his heart had actually been converted into pride, after all, Tian Donkey was a rich man who had returned to his hometown, and he was also the only person who respected himself at present, unlike Sun Jinsheng and others, so he naturally had three points of pride in his heart. Look at this rich man with soft knees who can still be convinced by himself, he is not kneeling at his feet, then, today's matter, he must be made to pay the price of money, so as to balance his humiliated heart, and he also heard the amount of money that Tian Donkey said to Sun Jinsheng, according to his speculation about the same as Sun Jinsheng, Tian Donkey can almost be regarded as a millionaire, so when he has not achieved his ultimate goal, that is, to squeeze Tian Donkey, he can't be too much to this God of Wealth, You have to keep him in the loop first. So, Li Yuankui smiled again and went to help the donkey and said.

"Silly boy, how could I beat you and scold you? Come, get up, hurry up, you are not what you used to be, you can't just kneel down to someone"

"No, uncle, if you don't forgive me, I won't get up"

"Okay, okay, I forgive you, I also know that it wasn't your idea today, you get up quickly, it's all done by Sun Jinsheng's turtle grandson, we can't do this"

"Really? Uncle, have you really forgiven me? ”

"Hmm"

"Not angry anymore?"

"Yes, don't be angry"

Tian Donkey finally breathed a sigh of relief and stood up, but he still cautiously dealt with Li Yuankui, because he was thinking about going to Sun Jinsheng's house to protect his own box of bricks packaged as wealth, but he didn't know how to speak, so he could only patiently eat dinner with Li Yuankui.

Thinking about it afterwards, Tian Donkey didn't remember what he ate that night, or whether he ate or didn't eat it, he was always unclear, he only remembered the anxiety of sitting on a needle blanket, and the hot kang of the village chief's house, which was usually good, suddenly became a needle blanket full of thorns, but he also had to admit that Sun Jinsheng's trick was simply a salary draw from the bottom of the kettle, and in an instant, Tian Donkey, a fake broad, showed the cheapness of poverty, not only kneeling down to people, but also revealing the essence of panic.

Fortunately, the village chief saw his panic and spoke.

"The so-called wealthy, donkey, although you are rich, but you don't have that kind of bad habits, because you are not a tyrant and nouveau riche, you have always been polite, I appreciate this, so, I can't be too embarrassed for you, since the matter has come out, then follow the matter, tonight, you go to Sun Jinsheng's house"

Tian Donkey didn't seem to hear the village chief's words clearly, and seemed to be incredulous about the village chief's kind words, and asked again.

"Huh? Uncle, did you really let me go? ”

"Of course, you said that you are now in Cao Ying's heart in Han, and I won't let you go, isn't it difficult for you?"

Tian Donkey, who was seen through his heart, smiled embarrassedly and said.

"Uncle, actually, I want to go over and ask Sun Jinsheng, why do you make trouble in a good way and make Uncle unhappy"

"No, no, no, donkey, you went to Sun Jinsheng's house, you should do whatever you want, and people are also kind. Moreover, you can live wherever you want, or you go to Sun's house for a few days, and if you don't get used to it, come back, uncle, the door will always be open for you. ”

Hearing Li Yuankui's tolerant and benevolent words, Tian Donkey's frightened heart was put down, down-to-earth, and almost grateful, I didn't expect the village chief to be so good to him, so I secretly made up my mind in my heart that no matter what the village chief asked for in the future, I would definitely not live up to it, and I must repay the village chief for his kindness.

Then, Li Yuankui said again.

"But, before you go, you have to promise me one thing"

"What's the matter?"

"It's your marriage, I must be the matchmaker for you, and he Sun Jinsheng must not interfere!"

"Okay, I promise you, uncle"

"No, I'm not asking you to promise, I'm asking you to promise"

"Okay, uncle, I promise, my life's major events are all up to my uncle!"

"Okay, then it's nothing, go ahead, I'll send you over in a while"

"No, no, uncle, I'll go by myself, go by myself......"

"That's fine"