The vicissitudes of wandering are engraved on the bones of Tian donkeys, and also engraved on the ancestral graves of the Tian family. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

It seems that no matter what time it is, Tian Donkey's life and stability are not available. Even if he returned to his hometown and lived in the house, he changed his master overnight.

After the village chief opened his favor, Tian Donkey rushed to Sun Jinsheng's house in the west of Shangzhuang Village, and was intercepted by Sun Jinsheng who flashed out of the ghost shadow behind the tree less than 300 meters away from the village chief's house. This elusive Sun Jinsheng frightened Tian Donkey again. Moreover, when he speaks, he also looks sneaky.

"You're not following anyone else, are you?"

As he spoke, Sun Jinsheng looked behind Tian Donkey uneasily.

"Uncle Jinsheng, what are you talking about, who will follow me, you said that you stayed at home in the middle of the night, and you were specially on the road to scare people."

As soon as he heard Tian Donkey call himself uncle, Sun Jinsheng's face bloomed again in the dark night. He never thought that today's millionaire Tian Donkey would call himself uncle, it feels like an old peasant with muddy legs turning into an emperor, and suddenly having a son who is the emperor, it is simply beautiful! Like a woman, he clapped his hands and said with great joy.

"Ouch, my own nephew, I'm here to greet you, and I'm not afraid of your jokes, I've been waiting at the door of Li Yuankui's house since dark, just now I saw you coming out of the village chief's house, and you didn't follow anyone, so I was relieved."

"Wait for me? Did you know I was coming? ”

"That's it! If I, Sun Jinsheng, didn't have this ability, how could I go all over the place to tell people about the matchmaker, and besides, I still know how to deal with Li Yuankui's old fox! ”

What made Sun Jinsheng proud was not entirely that he dared to defy and challenge the prestige of the previous village chief, but also the great feat of inviting Tian Donkey, the God of Wealth, into his home. Like a conscientious guide, he walked and explained as if it were the first time that Tian Donkey had come to the Grange, completely ignoring the fact that he had been back for some time. Sun Jinsheng started from the rotten sesame seeds of Chen Guzi in Shangzhuang, and talked about the trivialities in Xiazhuang. Let's start with the parents in the east of the village, and talk about the right and wrong in the west of the village. The short night road of a few hundred meters almost made Tian Donkey's ears listen to a wonderful show.

Seeing that Tian Donkey was silent, Sun Jinsheng stopped talking and asked with concern.

"Sanjun, what do you want to eat at night? I'll let the old woman make it for you, in the future, don't be polite to us, if you have any hometown dishes you want to eat and drink, tell them, and I'll let my old wife make them for you."

"Oh, I've eaten it"

"You can eat it again after eating, don't all the people in your city have the habit of eating supper? I'm not wrong, right? ”

"I don't have that habit"

"Oh, it's good, it's good, that's the foreign habit of the people in the city, not the habit of the rich, it's good, it's good......"

Sun Jinsheng, who was anxious to pat the donkey's ass, smiled wryly and changed his words to agree. In fact, at this time, even if Tian Donkey lets out a stinky fart, just with Sun Jinsheng's mouth, it can be said to be a refreshing aroma for him.

Finally, when he came to the door of Sun Jinsheng's house, although the night covered everything, Tian Donkey could still see clearly the scene when the thin and poor young man was working in the house in front of him. Immediately, I felt a lot of emotion in my heart, and I couldn't help but stop and look at it twice. Just when Tian Donkey stopped and stayed, Sun Jinsheng almost trotted into the house, took his sleeping grandson Qian Wa out of the bed, and went out of the house with his wife to greet Tian Donkey.

Facing the three people of old and young standing in front of him, Tian Donkey was blindsided for a while, not knowing what they were going to do, just looking at them in a daze.

Originally, according to Sun Jinsheng's prior arrangement, he was going to set off firecrackers as soon as Tian Donkey entered the house, but the firecrackers were soaked by Qian Wa's urine, so he could only curse his wife in a low voice.

"The dead old woman should really go to sleep on the coffin board, it's really not enough to succeed and more than to lose, let you warm up, you go to sleep, it's good, and I was urinated by Qian Wa"

The angry wife said angrily, "Qian Wa loves to pee on the kang as soon as she sleeps on the hot kang, you don't know, and I put this string of firecrackers on the kang only after covering it with a quilt, who knows that Qian Wa kicked the quilt in her sleep, and urinated on the kang so accurately, so she urinated on the firecrackers!" ”

"Alright, shut up! Laugh, give me a good laugh......"

As he spoke, the old couple leaned forward at the same time, bowed forward forty-five degrees, pouted their buttocks, like two clowns running out of the circus, and squeezed a smile out of their faces at the donkey, flattering him.

On the side, the sleepy-eyed Qian Wa rubbed her eyes, looked at Tian Donkey, and asked.

"Are you here to get your chest? My grandpa has already offered it up, look, there it is! ”

Tian Donkey looked along the place where Qian Wa's little finger passed, and saw that there was a room in the south of the courtyard with a light on, through the half-rolled curtain, Tian Donkey saw his suitcase, standing upright on the offering table of Sun Jinsheng's house impartially, and carefully sniffing the air in this courtyard, there was really a faint smell of incense wafting.

Tian Donkey didn't expect Sun Jinsheng to be able to perform such an amazing feat, he was very surprised, and then hurriedly walked to the south house, stretched out his hand to lift his box off the table, but was stopped by Sun Jinsheng.

"Uncle Jin Sheng, what are you doing here?"

"Hehe, nothing, isn't it because your stuff is expensive? You say you're a millionaire, but don't those boxes contain gold and silver treasures? So, I gave it up, and I was happy, but you must not take it down, otherwise it will be broken."

"But it's really a box, and it's not a god brand bodhisattva."

"Hey, no, no, the three armies, you are now a living bodhisattva for our family, I can't wait for you to offer it."

Seeing Sun Jinsheng immersed in the light of his own vanity and obsessed, a terrible thought flashed in Tian Donkey's heart, that is, to tell him the ugly truth, or directly open the box to let him see clearly, there are bricks instead of gold and silver treasures, but he can't! He couldn't do that, he had to dispel such terrible thoughts immediately, and now, he was a rich man, and he was a real millionaire in Sun Jinsheng's eyes. Because if life is a play, then he has been pushed onto the stage by life, so he must continue to act, and play his role desperately.

"Okay, okay, nephew of the three armies, go, I'll show you where you live, it's all packed for you, your box, if you don't want me to provide it, then I'll take it tomorrow, but I can't take it tonight, because I read the old yellow calendar, it says, tonight, there is really a God of Wealth star coming, the lord noble, stay in the northeast, I want to come and go, I don't know who my nobleman and the God of Wealth are, now I understand it, it's the nephew of the three armies, but it's really my luck, hurry, you go to the north house to rest"

Sun Jinsheng led the donkey to the north house, in fact, compared with the village chief Li Yuankui's family, Sun Jinsheng's family is firmly tied to the donkey, nothing else for the time being, just from the matter of making the bed, Sun Jinsheng's bed is not only thick and soft, but also a big quilt with new lining, new face and new cotton inside and out, and even used the wedding quilt when Sun Jinsheng got married. Although Sun Jinsheng himself was reluctant to use it at the beginning, he wrapped the new quilt the day after marriage and didn't use it, but now he has taken it out specifically for Tian Donkey, which is simply treating Tian Donkey as an ancestor. However, that night, Tian Donkey slept very soundly.

The next day, Sun Jinsheng set off a long string of firecrackers in his yard to wake up Tian Donkey, who was still asleep. Seeing the sudden firecrackers at home, the happy Qian Wa ran all over the yard, and was beaten by his grandson Jin Sheng, on the grounds that he was worried that Qian Wa would wake up Tian Donkey.

Qian Wa's suppressed cry made Tian Donkey very upset, he went out of the north house and asked Qian Wa why she was crying? Qian Wa didn't speak, she kept crying. Sun Jinsheng came over, stuffed Qian Wa with an old broom, and asked him to clean the firecracker shredded paper in the yard, and did not forget to scold his grandson for being "eating walnuts and dates", and it was uncomfortable not to eat three meals a day. And told Tian Donkey that the reason why he set off firecrackers was to welcome Tian Donkey, in order to show grandeur, saying that he did not greet Tian Donkey well for the first time, so that Li Yuankui took the lead, today, we must make up for Tian Donkey's welcoming ceremony, in addition, there is a deeper intention, that is, to deliberately shame the face of the village chief, so that he can see that in this grange, today's millionaire Tian Donkey should be regarded as a god, not as a person, and this can only be done by his Sun Jinsheng.