Chapter 16: My brother is crazy

After dealing with the cemetery, Yanyu was carried back by the senior brother Yuebai, and Xiao Daogu ate too many buns and cucumbers, and collapsed from hunger after relieving herself. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

The rest of the things are handled by Yuebai, Yanyu Daogu's performance on the mountain shocked the villagers who still have feudal thoughts, and Yuebai completed the soul-calling work of Erdong under the affectionate gaze of a group of girls and the worship of the onlookers. "Splash this bowl of water under the back eaves, and the bowl and chopsticks must be upside down on the ground, and you can only take it away after three days."

After giving the order, Yuebai pushed open the closed door, took off the soul suppression talisman attached to Erdong's forehead and lit it, took out a small porcelain bowl from his arms to catch the falling ashes, poured a little water into it, and reconciled it with his hands, pinched Erdong's mouth, and poured the talisman water into it.

"In half an hour he will be sober and will be able to work in the field tomorrow morning." Putting away the belongings, Yuebai said with a calm face.

……

Yanyu lay in a room, dazed as she felt a hand roaming over her.

"Hmm, what are you going to do?" Half-open, Yanyu stared at Yan San curiously.

Yan San withdrew his hand embarrassedly, he was just half a step away from taking the storage bag, how could this straw bag wake up when he woke up?

"Dangdang!" Three knocks on the door.

Yanyu sniffled, his eyes suddenly lit up, forgetting to investigate Yan San's actions just now, and sat up excitedly, "Come in!" ”

This is Jiang Laohan's home, seeing that Yanyu Daogu fell to the ground after finishing the Fa, the old man thought that she had exhausted her spirit by overexerting herself, and instructed his wife to make some delicious supplements for Yanyu.

A bowl of yellow, orange and orange egg soup, with green green onions and coriander floating on it, before it reached the smoke and rain, she couldn't wait to jump off the ground and pick up the bowl and pour it violently.

"Beware of burning!" As soon as the old lady's words of reminder fell, the smoke and rain held the empty bowl, and her eyes were watery and pitiful, looking at the old lady pitifully, "Auntie, is there anything else?" ”

The old lady was frightened for a long time before she came back to her senses, "Yes, yes, Auntie, I'll do it for you." ”

Yan San looked angrily at the storage bag in his heart and left him, just a little bit, what is the structure of this damn woman's nose? You can smell the food through the door and be able to resurrect it with full blood instantly?

"Three spoonfuls of salt, do you want to eat it?" Yanyu kindly turned around and asked him, from morning to now, Yan San has not eaten anything.

Yan San turned his head angrily and got up to leave.

"Hey, don't go far, we'll have to go in a minute!" Behind him, the smoke and rain were immune to his black face, and he didn't look like a bad person.

Yan San plucked out his ears and quickened his pace irritably, how could he be nagging like his mother, he was not a three-year-old baby, if it weren't for the unfinished task, he would have left this fucking mortal world a long time ago.

Just as he was thinking about it, Tao Lao Zu's words suddenly sounded strangely in his mind, "Be careful that I go to the Demon Realm to complain!" The frightened Yan San suddenly panicked, turned around and patrolled, there was nothing around him except him!

Fog grass, this perverted old fellow, can't he have added a divine sense mark to himself, right?

Yan San quickly took off his robe and threw it into the neighbor's toilet, and finally rushed into a big river at the entrance of the village after only a pair of underwear. He didn't cultivate, so he could only use the stupidest method to test whether he had been nailed by his divine sense, and after a while, he came out with a full hiccup, "Sister Dao, that brother is crazy!" ”

"Crazy?" The smoke and rain were startled, and he followed the child who came to report the news and went straight to the two-meter-deep river.

Yan Sangongzi moved quickly in the water in a dog-like manner without any image.

"Hey, three spoonfuls of salt, come up." Yanyu picked up a stone on the ground and threw it in, but it fell near Yan San with a "bang", and the person disappeared.

Finished?! After waiting for a long time, Yan San didn't see his head rising, and the smoke and rain jumped in with a "bang", the river was turbulent, and after a few splashes, the river surface returned to calm.

"Huh? What about Sister Dao? "On the bank of the river squatted a little radish head, each holding his cheeks and looking at it for a long time, the smoke and rain were like the fate of the stones, and they did not come out when they went in.

Yan San dived to the bottom of the water, grabbed a handful of river sand, and rubbed his skin vigorously, and when he came out, his whole body was as red as a boiled prawn.

"Brother, sister jumped into the river!" So said the boy on the shore.

What? Yan San's eyes widened, "You say it again?" ”

"My sister jumped into the river!" The little radish heads on the shore shouted excitedly.

Yan San was happy for a moment, and then got to the bottom of the water angrily, this damn straw bag, you left your luggage before you threw yourself into the river!

At the bottom of the river, smoke and rain lay on a large rock.

"Hey!" As soon as Yan San opened his mouth, a stream of water poured into it, choking him to roll his eyes, and swam over to pick up the motionless smoke and rain on the ground.

Hehe, it's very agreeable, I'm dying so soon, my storage bag, my phoenix jade pendant!

Yan San disliked her posture for affecting his treasure hunting, and as soon as he turned over, Yanyu's closed eyes turned into lanterns, and a fist slammed into Yan Sangongzi's beautiful face.

Punching in the water, no matter how strong he was, he was disturbed by the resistance, Yan San was unprepared to be hit by her punch, although it was not very painful, but it also scared him. Yanyu took out the peachwood sword in his backpack and swung it behind him, and when he was stunned, he felt something slippery on his back.

The demon lord who entered the mortal world had a numb scalp at this time, and after experiencing the incident of opening the coffin in the smoke and rain of the tomb mountain, he was even more repulsed by this little Dao Gu in his heart.

The set she performed did not exist in his world, whether it was the fairy world, the demon world, the ghost world, or the demon world, they all relied on their fists to speak, and they relied on their own cultivation skills to speak, and no one relied on these invisible and intangible spirits to speak.

When he felt the pores erect all over his body, the peachwood sword of smoke and rain slid past his ear and stabbed hard behind him.

At this time, the distance between the two was very close, and Yan San could clearly see the girl's long and curled eyelashes and watery eyes. Yanyu gestured to him, holding his head down and making him lie on the riverbed.

"Goo Dong Dong" Yan San poured several mouthfuls of water in a row, and the air in his lungs was squeezed to the critical point, only to see a stream of black thick juice coming out behind him, and after a muffled snort, a black shadow flashed in front of Yan San's eyes.

The ink slowly smeared in the water, and when Yan San was about to fall into a coma again, a cold little mouth came over and poured life-saving air into his mouth.

On the shore, Yuebai finally squeezed out all the water in Yan San's abdominal cavity, coughed violently, Yan San woke up slowly, and there was a circle of concerned eyes in front of him, "Oh, the trail chief of Maoshan is still a landlubber!"

There were whispers in the crowd, but unfortunately they all had ears and could hear clearly.

Jiang Laohan squeezed into the crowd, "Xiaodao Chang has woken up, go home and drink ginger soup to warm up, the water is very cold in autumn." ”

Yuebai glanced at Yan San, who was pale, and got up and asked, "Donor, how is my little junior sister?" ”

"It's very good, I'm eating, Master Yue will go over with you, and this ...... Uh...... "Jiang Laohan doesn't know what to say, although this Taoist chief who is more beautiful than the eldest girl has a bad temper, but people have an accident in their village, and they must be thoughtful in terms of etiquette, and they can't be ignored."