Chapter 46 What emergencies cannot be set by the rules?
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Xuanxuan thought she was in the wrong place, until she saw our most worried guy and Ji Xueba at such a big table.
A huge table, with all kinds of exquisite tableware and all kinds of fine food, only four chairs are placed on a large table, three already have people, Ji Xueba, we are the most worried guy, and there is a person I haven't seen, that person should be the one who took away the most worried guy's childhood sweetheart, and the empty chair should be prepared for himself.
Xuanxuan didn't know what kind of development this was, she was ready to talk about it all over her head to stop the tears of the most worried guy, but what kind of peaceful scene was this peaceful scene in front of her.
Seeing Xuanxuan, the person he didn't know, that is, the pit father, breathed a sigh of relief, and was obviously surprised and said in a very obscene tone: "Oh, you bastard boy! The old cow eats the tender grass! There are two hits! β
Xuanxuan stood up all of a sudden, stretched out her hand to pull the kitchen knife, and the most worried guy hurriedly blocked in front of the pit father: "Don't talk nonsense, it's just an ordinary friend!" β
"Oh, I didn't expect you to be so honest." The pit daddy continued to look through the gap in his body: "What kind of ordinary friend wow?" β
βγγγ You, how did you become so vulgar, how did she endure these twenty years? β
The pit daddy is silent.
The atmosphere became extremely dull, until the dishes were almost finished: "Come on, come on, try these, they are all specialties of Pit Daddy City." β
"You should know," the most worried young man deliberately stretched a long silence in the middle of this sentence: "I'm not here to taste the specialty. β
βγγγ Oh? Aren't you here to taste the souvenirs? Hawkers, it doesn't matter, let's discuss those things after you've eaten and drunk enough. Come on, come on, this, Brother B brand gutter oil and oil noodles... The pit dad hurriedly picked up some of the delicate food on the plate and sent them to the plate of the most worried young man.
"I want to see her." The most worried guy brought it up without being stunned.
βγγγ Try this! The best lying grass from the Malegobi! Mixed with alpaca essential oil and stirred... β
"I want to see her."
βγγγ We haven't seen each other for more than 20 years! Let's make two cups! This one! Sanlu with industrial alcohol! That's quite ... β
"I want to see her!"
The pit father threw down his chopsticks angrily: "I haven't seen you for many years, and I want to see someone's daughter-in-law when I come to someone's house!" What a system! Someone! Drop-off! β
A few subordinates nodded and came over: "Master, no, the previous master, we have now been hired by this new master... β
"I haven't seen you for many years, and it's not very decent for me to send off guests when I just came, and who caused us not to see each other for many years?"
Both of them looked at each other playfully, silent.
"Good! You want to see her! It's not impossible! She went to live in the backyard, and she was ordered not to be disturbed by outsiders! There are three things you have to do to see her! β
What is this, it is obviously a trap. Xuanxuan glanced at the most worried guy. Anyway, so many people have already been hired, so wouldn't it be difficult to hire all his servants to meet her like that?
"Oh?" The most worried guy was interested, picked up a lying grass, stuffed it into his mouth and held it, put his hands together to support his chin, and looked like he was winning: "What three things?" β
The pit dad lord settled down and made a ruthless heart: "The first thing is to sumo with the six and five immortals in the pit dad city, the second thing is to hunt giants with the one-meter and five soldiers in the pit dad city, and the third thing is to duel with me." β
Xuanxuan wants to lift the table, and the six immortals will forget it! It's 0.5 more! And that commander! Glory of one meter six, isn't it good! You're making people short again! And what is a duel with you!
"Just these three things, if you can't finish it, never want to see her!" The pit daddy is proud of his intelligence.
"Since you have brought up these three things, it is not too much for me to make a request."
"Oh? Go ahead. β
"If I win, I want her to marry me, and you're never allowed to go back to Sunflower Village!"
"Yo~~~" The pit daddy let out a sarcastic voice: "Do you still think you can win?" β
"Of course, I've been waiting for this day for more than twenty years." The most worried guy has a blazing eye.
"So, when the first sumo wrestling match starts, I'll send someone to let you know."
The most worried guy smiled confidently, spit out the lying grass in his mouth, got up and pulled up Ji Xueba, signaled to Xuanxuan, and called himself: "Send off!" β
Xuanxuan walked at the back, turned her head and looked at the pit father for a short time, very surprised, in his eyes, he actually saw such a thick helplessness.
What's going on, it can be self-satisfaction, it can be pity, it can be any expression or any emotion, but it shouldn't be helplessness, what's going on with the helplessness at this glance.
The pit father watched the three of them leave, watching, and finally his gaze stopped on the girl's quiet face, and saw her tentative gaze sweep over, and then smiled bitterly and replied.
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Loud applause, screams, whistles.
The time was already the morning of the next day, and in the gladiatorial arena of the pit daddy city, countless people who came to join in the fun, the pit dad and Lu Xiuxiu... Anyway, he came, and they sat in the VIP seat with a bunch of people.
"Welcome to the Colosseum! Today is a starry day! The moon is shining today! Today's thief pulls well! This program is exclusively title-sponsored by Anal Cool and Soak Cool Bathtub! Today! We are fortunate to invite the richest man in Pit Daddy City, an important party to bet on - Pit Daddy Master! β
The crowd erupted in a vassal's cheer.
"And, the savior of River Crab Town! The savior of Supreme Toilet Town! Fourth. The highest level of evolution of the Ding Beast! The man on the cusp of public opinion recently - Lu Xiuxiu! β
The crowd erupted in a burst of cheers! There were also screams from countless middle-aged and elderly women!
"Below! Please have the opponent! We are the most worried guys! "I saw that the most worried guy ran out! Covered in lean flesh and no muscles... The whole body ** was wearing a sumo crotch cloth, trembling under the gaze of everyone, and his hands were still covering his chest.
There was a wave of boos from the crowd.
He was accompanied by a paramedic who carried the stretcher, as well as Xuanxuan and Ji Xueba.
"Hurry up and put your hands down! Shame on you! You're a man! What's in the way of that! Don't tremble! Do you still want to see your childhood sweetheart! Xuanxuan kept persuading.
"Escorts, please stand outside the cordon." The moderator emphasized. The host was wearing a big sunglasses, and his voice sounded a little familiar, but Xuanxuan looked at the most worried guy worriedly, and didn't pay much attention to him.
"Below! Please play against the other side! Six-point five immortals! "I saw that there were fallen leaves floating on the field, and they were entangled and flew denser and denser, and finally gathered together, and the whole gladiatorial arena trembled! I saw that it was an unusually fat man with the hair of an island samurai! One meter and eight big with a sturdy and strong fat meat! There are also four words tattooed on the belly: Night dew is bitter!
"Please salute each other and sign a life and death certificate!"
The six and five immortals glanced at the most worried young man with disdain, and without thinking, he pressed a handprint dipped in red ink on it.
The most worried young man looked at the six and five immortals opposite, and carefully pressed a handprint on it.
"The battle between the two sides begins! The rule is to fight until one side falls to the ground, can't get up for a minute, or kills! The fight starts now! β
The most worried guy looked nervously at the six and a half immortals twenty meters apart!
I saw that the strong thunder attribute chakra in the air gathered, and the eyes of the six and five immortals changed color! He used the Sharingan! The six and five immortals put their left hand on their right wrist, and their right hand crackled! The crackling sound turned into the chirping of thousands of birds in an instant!
The entire venue was lit up with blue and white electric light!
The most worried guy swallowed a mouthful of foam nervously!
"Is this a classic move, a thousand birds? Being able to witness this trick on the spot is really three lives... The host hurriedly explained! Say it's too late, then it's too soon! The six and five Dao immortals have already raised their right hands! Aimed at the most worried guy: "100,000 volts!! β
"Nima's pit daddy! 100,000 volts with electricity stored in your hands! Do you use the opening wheel eye? And you're going to do this for Mao! Are you reincarnated??? β
"Oh my mother!" The most worried young man felt crouched on the ground with his head in his hands, and a hundred thousand volts flew over his head, and he raised his head a little and saw the approving gaze of the six and five immortals.
The most worried guy was ruthless, and rushed towards him with a fist!
At six o'clock, the immortal stepped forward and quickly copied the seal with both hands: "Fire escape!" β
"Oooh! If you read it out this time, you'll be fine! Howe fireball technique must be... β
At six o'clock, the immortal threw his head up, then turned back and opened his mouth, and a small fireball flew out! He shouted, "Small flames! β
"Dio!" The host threw the microphone to the ground: "Can you have a good time!" Are you a PokΓ©mon or a Digimon! β
The most worrisome guy is quite sensitive! It was easy to dodge the past, and when he got closer, he punched the fat face of the immortal at six and five points!
When his eyes met the writing wheel eye of the six-point-five immortal, he was stunned by the other party's gaze, and the six-point-five-way immortal said: "In my writing-wheel eyes, your movements are invisible, slow, slow, really too slow. And then that punch hit him in the face...
"Huh?" The most worried guy thought that he would be blown away by PIA, but instead it turned out that the six and five immortals were punched hard and crooked their noses and lay on the ground...
"Oooh! Things have taken an unexpected turn! We are the most worried, and the guy will take the lead after the strike! β
The six-five immortal got up, wiped the blood left on his nose with his hand, and saw that the other head smashed over with another punch: "It's too slow!" β
When it was over, he was sent flying again.
"Hey, hey, hey... The most worried guy smirked, obviously excited, and looked back at Xuanxuan and Ji Xueba, both of whom nodded at him.
The most worried young man was very confident, and he rode onto the six and five immortals, and he punched and hit.
βγγγβ The pit daddy's face couldn't be hung up: "Trash! Colored! Rubbish! β
The writing wheel eyes of the six and five immortals suddenly flashed, and the scene around the most worried young man was shattered, and he looked around in surprise, the warm sun, the smell of sunflowers in the air, everything, suddenly became familiar from the unfamiliar gladiatorial arena. He lowered his head and found that it was her under him.
She smiled, her smile mixed with the breath of the sun, the color of the sunflower: "What are you holding me down?" β
In front of everyone's eyes, the most worried young man stood up from the six-point five immortals, stretched out his hand to pull him up, and then hugged him.
The audience was in an uproar, what was this doing!
Subsequently, the most worried young man and the six and five immortals began to kiss affectionately and ** in front of everyone's eyes, and the scene was full of exclamations! Countless people rushed to cover the eyes of children, and a considerable number of them complained of stomach upset.
The scene slowly changed from the warm village to a church, and the most melancholy young man was surprised that he was wearing a handsome suit, and she was on the other side, wearing a white veil, smiling at him, and the beauty was not like words.
She smiled.
Smiled sweetly.
The former bishop of the church was repeating to him: "Sir, will you love this lady for the rest of your life?" β
He smiled too.
She smiled.
Smiled sweetly.
In a beautiful wedding dress, beauty is not like words.
"I, willing."
There were cheers throughout the church.
"The most worrisome guy! What are you doing! What are you doing! Xuanxuan and Ji Xueba kept shouting, but there was no response, and a drop of blood flowed from the eyes of the six and five immortals, and he understood that he couldn't drag it out, so he slowly stretched out his hand to the throat of the most worried guy.
"I'm sorry, old friend, but it's also for your good." The pit father said in a low voice of pain.
Cracks in the hall of marriage appeared like glass.
The most worried guy lowered his head: "Yes." It's my dream. But, I know, it hasn't happened, and it can't happen. He smiled wryly, looked at her face with a little surprise, and swung it with a heavy punch.
The entire scene was shattered in an instant, and the six-point five immortals fell to the ground: "How is it possible!" How could you have broken my monthly reading by yourself! β
"On your own? Is there one? It's not my power, it's all about missing her for more than 20 years!! "The most worried guy stepped up and pressed the six-point-and-five-way immortal who was still struggling to the ground! Until a minute has passed, it is judged that the six and five Dao immortals have lost.
He stood up, greeted the cheers and whistles of the audience, raised his hands high, and smiled at Xuanxuan and Ji Xueba.
βγγγ Outrageous. The old man got up angrily and turned around to go home.
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