CHAPTER XXXV
The foundation that supports human beings in this world, in addition to food and air, is money. Pen ~ fun ~ www.biquge.info of course, money is also the only criterion to distinguish the grade and quality of human life. Quite simply, if you have money, then you can live freely and freely. But if you don't have money, you can't support your most basic life, not to mention that you are currently a donkey under the fence. So, he had to make money.
Sister Ling was fully prepared for arranging Tian Donkey'er to go into the women's bathhouse to take a bath, first of all, she changed her clothes for Tian Donkey, bought a long skirt and wig worn by a woman, and dressed Tian Donkey from head to toe, and then applied a thick layer of fat powder on his face, so that a lively beauty stood in front of her.
"Hahaha, it's so pretty, how is it? Do you still doubt that you will be recognized as a man? ”
Tian Donkey looked at herself in the mirror, she didn't even dare to admit that she was a man, she was so beautiful, so good-looking, it seemed that her whole body revealed the unique charm of women, and even, if you look at it twice, you will fall in love with yourself in the mirror.
"Wouldn't that be hot? If I sweat, won't I be exposed? ”
"No, you can wear a mask, so that it looks clean and hygienic, and the professionalism is also high, as for sweating, you just endure it, the key is not to speak, never to speak, it is better to think of yourself as a dumb person"
"Oh"
The first time he entered the bathhouse, Tian Donkey was apprehensive, he was afraid that he would be recognized, so he was a little secretive. When he stood at the door of the bathhouse, a burst of hot air mixed with the smell of flesh and dirt of a woman's body rushed into his face, which penetrated his nose and made him itch unbearably, he opened his mouth wide, and was about to make a sneeze, only to remember that the sound of sneezing would reveal his male identity, so he hurriedly covered his mouth and forced the sneeze back. Behind him, Sister Ling also handed over a mask in time and motioned for him to put it on. For Sister Ling's strong authority, Tian Donkey felt that she was powerless to resist, so she could only be at the mercy, even if she wanted to retreat, it was impossible at this time, so in Sister Ling's majestic gaze, Tian Donkey could only walk into the women's bathhouse.
However, when he walked in, he realized that no one was looking at him at all. Groups of people come together, playing while bathing, and from time to time they make two jokes with meat. And those who don't know each other, just come to take a comfortable hot bath, most of them are standing under the shower, silently washing, expressionless. Tian Donkey, who entered the women's bathhouse, didn't dare to look at his eyes, and he didn't even know where his hands and feet should be placed, but he knew that in that case, it would make people even more suspicious, so he had to pretend to be very professional, and went straight to the board in the center of the bathhouse that was specially used to rub the bath, and waited for his business. But the strange thing is that no one came to him to take a bath, Tian Donkey felt hot and uncomfortable, and wanted to strip off all his clothes, run under the shower head, and take a shower happily, but he couldn't. He didn't dare to look at the women's slick bodies squarely, just glanced at them secretly, and then quickly withdrew his eyes and stared at the wet board. However, it was this glimpse that brought him his first business.
"Big Sister ......"
When the naked woman stood in front of her and called out to her eldest sister, Tian Donkey didn't react, and thought that the other party was not calling herself, until the sleek woman climbed onto the wet board by herself, like a dead fish with its scales scraped off, lying in front of her eyes, Tian Donkey confirmed that the woman was talking to herself.
"Sister, help me take a bath"
"Oooh...... Uh-huh......"
Tian Donkey originally wanted to answer her like this, but suddenly remembered that as long as she spoke, she would be recognized as a man, and Sister Ling repeatedly told her not to speak and pretend to be mute, so she gestured twice in her hand and began to take a bath.
"Big sister...... You're new here, right? ”
“……”
"I'm a little unskilled"
Tian Donkey didn't dare to speak, but nodded silently.
"But I like it, the dynamics are just right for me"
Tian Donkey's hand, wearing a bath towel, measured her body inch by inch, the strange thing is that at that moment, Tian Donkey, facing her body, has no obscene desire, only pious worship. She is fragrant, she is white and tender, she is holy and noble. In his eyes, she is a sacrifice to life. Tian Donkey prayed silently in his heart to the carcass, not that his life would be alive and fragrant from now on, but that it would trickle and grow in the future, just like the sewage flowing down the sewer in a bathhouse, not drying up.
It was really a strange and grotesque feeling, Tian Donkey never imagined that he would have such a kind of glamorous blessing, go to the women's pile to feast his eyes, watch the woman's body, and it is the body of all kinds of beautiful and ugly women, fat and thin, tall and short, black and white, slender and plump, disproportionate and skinny, as if being baptized from under his own hands. Of course, they also feel different to the touch. The fat woman's flesh will tremble when rubbed, wave by wave, Tian Donkey's hand touches it, as if inserted into the sea of meat, every time it is forced, it is like stirring the fat, pushing the meat wave to the surrounding area. Tian Donkey believed that at this time, if someone sat on the body of the fat woman, it would be like riding a pig across the Atlantic Ocean and jolting on the sea. But if the thin woman is rubbing a bunch of ribs, through the bath towel, Tian Donkey can also feel the pitted and unevenly distributed poor fat on the thin people's bodies.
The carnival of the spirit can never be worth the real dinner, and the donkey can't just suck the heat in the bathhouse to live, so while admiring the carcasses of the women, it is the key to be able to rub a few baths. At the end of the first day, Tian Donkey looked at the bodies of about a hundred women, but the person who asked him to take a bath could be counted by stretching out a palm. What a cruel reality! Tian Donkey calculated carefully, and rubbed a total of five people, that is to say, he only earned ten yuan on the first day, and the gap between him and Sister Ling said two hundred yuan a day is really too big, and it can't help but make people discouraged.
Fortunately, Sister Ling saw Tian Donkey's thoughts, so she made dinner for him early, and served Tian Donkey like a triumphant emperor to eat a sumptuous and delicious dinner, and bloomed the fly feces on her face, smiled and came behind Tian Donkey, and gently kneaded Tian Donkey's shoulders with the steamed bun hand full of fat swirls, which made Tian Donkey have goosebumps all over her body.
"How? Aren't you tired today? ”
"Okay"
"This job is a beautiful job, isn't it?"
"It's okay"
"Cut, you stinky men, it's just a hard mouth, it's obviously too addictive, and you don't admit it, in fact, it's not a big deal to talk about it, just the two of us, don't you see those beautiful and seductive bodies, do you want to get into it?"
"Well, I didn't"
"Liar ghosts, I don't believe it, I guess you, take the opportunity to take a bath, want to touch, want to see, you can't see it when you spend money on weekdays, this time it's sure to be enough to touch and see enough, right? And, if it weren't for me, where would you have found such a good opportunity and job?"
“……”
"Hee-hee, don't speak, that seems to be my guess, then...... How are you going to thank me? ”
In the past few days, accustomed to Sister Ling's roughness and strength, this abnormal Sister Ling in front of her is really panicking, Tian Donkey couldn't help but shiver all over, glanced at Sister Ling, and replied.
"I, I don't know ......"
"It doesn't matter if I don't know, anyway, we will have time in the future, tonight, you can go to bed early, I locked the door and watched TV, don't knock on my door if you're okay"
"Oh, got it"
Sister Ling has a quirk, that is, when she sleeps, she has to lock the door tightly inside and out with three big locks, and no one can disturb her, and then, in the same room with her dog, every day. For such a strange man as Tian Donkey, Sister Ling, who has never been married, is willing to keep him at home, and provide him with food, drink, and shelter in addition to providing him with a job, which is simply the behavior of a living bodhisattva.
But Sister Ling also said just now that she wants Tian Donkey to thank her, but how should Tian Donkey thank her? Lonely men and widows live together under the same roof, is it possible to make a personal promise? If this is really the case, it will be even more uncomfortable than letting Tian Donkey go to the bathhouse to bathe a woman, and imagine that Tian Donkey will die. Although Tian Donkey has a grateful heart, in terms of action, he really doesn't know how to repay Sister Ling's favor.