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What an embarrassing new beginning, why start his new life in a piece of shit?

Bah! Bad luck! Phew! Stench! Phew......

After spitting on the shit that made her embarrassed three times in her heart, Tian Donkey glanced at the person who was laughing insolently, a bloated middle-aged woman with yellow teeth and a face of fly feces. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info she couldn't stop laughing.

"Aha, it's funny, why haven't you gotten up yet? Do you want to settle dinner in this pile of shit? ”

Tian Donkey, who had stepped on dog shit, only felt bad luck, but now when she said this, he felt extremely disgusted in his heart, he hurriedly got up, ran to the side and opened his mouth wide and vomited, as if the dog shit had been eaten into his mouth.

After Tian Donkey covered his stomach and vomited for a while, he vomited almost all the dumplings eaten on the train, and then handed over a bottle of bottled water in front of him.

"Here, rinse your mouth, are you motion sickness?"

"I don't know"

"I see that you are also in the dust, probably a newcomer, what kind of car did you take?"

"Train"

"Oh, it's fresh, and it's seasick! Hee-hee-hee-hee......"

I don't know what's going on, as soon as I hear this woman's laughter, there is a creepy feeling, Tian Donkey knows that he has been teased, so he plans to walk away without looking back, but before he can take a step, he suddenly falls down again.

"Hey, what's wrong with you? Feed...... Are you going to die? ”

The obese middle-aged woman was frightened by Tian Donkey's fall again, so she shook Tian Donkey vigorously, and said while shaking.

"Hey, if you want to die, don't die in front of me, I just came out to walk the dog, I didn't do anything...... Hey, what's going on? Feed...... Wake up......"

However, Tian Donkey couldn't hear anything, and he felt that the voice of the woman in front of him was getting farther and farther away, until finally he couldn't hear anything, and it was pitch black in front of him.

When Tian Donkey woke up again, it was already night, and he was lying on a warm, comfortable, clean and fragrant bed.

He rubbed his head and couldn't remember anything, as if he had woken up from another hangover. He looked around, apparently in someone's house, and there was no one around him to ask him, but anyway, thankfully, he didn't sleep on the street. Moreover, he has changed into a clean suit on his body, and he doesn't know where his clothes are covered with dog shit. It's right to think about it, if you were lying here with shit all over, wouldn't you pollute such a clean bed? But what exactly is this place?

Just when Tian Donkey was confused, the fat woman walking the dog squeezed the door and walked in.

"Are you awake?"

Seeing the fat woman in front of her, Tian Donkey'er cleared some ideas in her head.

"Oh, so it was you?"

"Of course it's me, you fell in front of me without saying a word, blatantly pretending to be dead, it's not me who rescues you, who cares about you? Besides, I'm still worried that you're blackmailing me, but now, let's talk about it, if you don't tell the truth, I'll call the police immediately and hand you over to the police station."

"No, no, no, don't call the police, I said, I'll say anything...... What do you want to know? ”

"What's your name?"

"Tian Sanjun"

"Well, this is not a lie, I have already seen your ID card, you are indeed Tian Sanjun, and what, why did you come here?"

"Uh, this one...... It's hard to explain, life can't be explained in a sentence or two, but I'm hungry right now, can you give me something to eat? ”

The previous vomiting had emptied the stomach, and the donkey who woke up at this time was already hungry with his chest against his back, and he didn't have much strength to speak.

"Okay, there's a sandwich in the fridge, I'll get it for you"

After a while, Tian Donkey ate a sandwich, and the thing called a sandwich tasted really delicious, soft, the first bite was like a marshmallow, and then a bite, it became like a meat bun again, Tian Donkey was swept away, and ate eight sandwiches in one go, and was embarrassed to eat it again.

The woman sat in an armchair not far from Tian Donkey's bed, watched Tian Donkey finish eating, and asked with concern.

"Have you eaten enough?"

"Almost"

"You can eat and sleep, you are in good health, do you know how long you have been sleeping?"

Tian Donkey shook his head and looked at the woman.

"Three days and two nights!"

"Really?"

"Of course, I thought there was something wrong with you, so I asked the doctor to come and show you, saying that there was nothing wrong with you, but that you were tired and hungry and weak, so I waited for you to wake up with peace of mind, otherwise, I would have thrown you out, so I wouldn't have caused trouble for myself."

"Oh"

The woman moved her fat buttocks, moved the armchair a little closer, and asked Tian Donkey again.

"And where is your home?"

"I don't have a home"

"Where is that hometown?"

"I don't have a hometown anymore"

"Then you are really a slick person, empty-handed and without even a single luggage, have you been robbed?"

"No, I don't have any luggage"

"Hahaha, then you are cleaner than a pair of chopsticks, no different from those naked people in the bathhouse! But why are you here? Came to a foreign land without relatives and no reason, except for work...... You're not here to die, are you? Hahaha, it's funny to think about."

“……”

"What? Another sentence or two that can't be said clearly? Hahaha, you don't look very old, but you have a lot of thoughts, and you probably have experienced a lot."

"I haven't experienced much, I've died, I've lived"

"Okay, then I won't ask, in a word, little brother, it's better to die than to live, what else do you have to say, let's talk about it tomorrow, tonight, just rest assured to sleep here with me, it's not a big deal"

"Okay, thank you...... But wait a minute"

Just as the fat woman got up to leave the house, Tian Donkey stopped her.

"What's wrong?"

"That...... I would like to ask, ...... the clothes on my body? ”

"Oh, your clothes stink to death, I'll send you to the laundry to dry clean, I'll get you back when I get back"

"And ...... me?"

Tian Donkey glanced down at his body, embarrassed and unable to ask, but the fat woman smiled heartily, and the embarrassment between men and women disappeared.

"Hahaha, of course I took it off for you, otherwise, in this family, can you still see a man other than you?"

"Oh"

"You can rest first, it's not too early tonight, let's talk about something tomorrow"

With that, the fat woman turned around and left the house and closed the door. Tian Donkey was relieved, after all, sleeping in bed was a hundred times more comfortable than sleeping on the street, and she took the initiative to let him stay overnight, which was a great luck. Perhaps, a kind person often pretends to have great love in her heart, so she will look chubby, no matter what tomorrow is, at least she can sleep peacefully tonight, so he slept again with peace of mind.

The next day, Tian Donkey learned the woman's name and occupation. She was neither a widow nor the mistress of anyone's house, she was a lone man with dogs, she had never been married, and she had a name that was very inappropriate for her size, Sister Ling.

Downstairs from Sister Ling's house, there is a large public bathhouse, of course, the operator is Sister Ling. Since Tian Donkey lived in Sister Ling's house, Sister Ling's business has somehow become popular, and the business that Sister Ling can deal with as long as she is alone on weekdays has almost reached the point of hiring people, and the heavy responsibility of walking the dog falls on Tian Donkey. During the day, Tian Donkey went out to walk the dog, looked for a job by the way, and at night, after dinner with Sister Ling, he could sleep comfortably. In fact, if life goes on like this, it is fine, but the burden of life weighs on Sister Ling, and her originally obese body is even more difficult to move, so one day after dinner, she said to Tian Donkey.

"Otherwise, don't go out and look for a job, come and help me"

"Huh?"

"I mean, you can help me scrub the shower, two dollars per person, if you can rub a hundred people a day, then it is equivalent to earning two hundred yuan, which is better than finding any job."

"One day?"

"Of course, depending on your abilities, what do you think?"

To tell the truth, Tian Donkey has never earned so much money, roughly calculated, if it is 100 yuan a day, then it will be 3,000 yuan a month, and more than 30,000 yuan a year, not to mention 200 yuan a day, so in a year, it will be nearly 100,000 yuan? Think about yourself before, you can only earn a few dollars after working hard, such a large amount of money, to say that you are not tempted, it is absolutely false. No, it should be said that anyone who listens to it will be moved, but Tian Donkey still has concerns. Rubbing the bath to make money, you have to say that it's okay to rub the bath for the man, if you rub the bath for the woman, it will be too shameful, when I think of those white flowers and naked flesh bodies, Tian Donkey's face is flushed, but I don't dare to imagine it.

"But...... It's no problem to rub me for men, the point is, all of you come to take a bath here are women."

"What are you afraid of? Have you never seen a woman or have you never seen a woman? Sister Ling said disapprerovingly, "Do you like to rub it, I see that you are pitiful, so I will give you a chance, if you don't want to, then I will find someone else to take a bath, but you have to give money for what you eat, drink and live with me these days."

“……”

"If you promise me, I won't take your money, and you will take a bath and give you a head penalty, how about it?"

"I'll think about ......"

That night, Tian Donkey tossed and turned and couldn't sleep. It should be said that Tian Donkey has no reason to shirk, and he shouldn't have any concerns, but after all, the work given by Sister Ling is a little different from the nature of his previous work, so he hesitated and struggled. However, people always have to succumb to reality, so Tian Donkey can't think of a reason to refuse.

The next day, at breakfast, Tian Donkey'er accepted Sister Ling's arrangement in a vague attitude that she did not explicitly oppose or approve of it.