Ah, understood, Tian Donkey finally understood what kind of place this was. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info Although, he has not been to this kind of place since he came out of his mother's womb, but as the saying goes, he has never eaten pork, but he has seen pigs run, and in the eight years that he has been adrift, he can be regarded as having traveled south and north to see the world, heard and seen, and even on the construction site of loading and unloading cement, Lao Huang and others intentionally or unintentionally instilled yellow jokes, eight CDs are related to here. To a certain extent, this is also a paradise, a gentle paradise that a man like Lao Huang misses. But, what does this have to do with your donkey? Do you still want to be happy before you die and be a merry ghost?

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As far as your donkey is concerned, you are also worthy? There is no need to pee in the mirror, in this civilized city, urinating all over the ground is punishable by fines and detention, so you can only know at a glance through the dim red lights and huge mirrors at the door of these "gentle townships" that the poor donkey is in the wrong place.

This is really a big joke, it is a merciless joke of God, Tian Donkey, who tried to die, accidentally walked into the red light district on the outskirts of the city, and was caught by a beautiful prostitution girl.

"Oh my God, what are you trying to do with my donkey? I only want to die, why did you send me to this place? What should I do now that you tell me?"

The helpless Tian Donkey can only complain in his heart, now, he can't move forward, he can't retreat, the more anxious he is in his heart, the more dry he becomes, he has become an ant on a hot pot, and, at the moment, the most important thing is how to get rid of this beautiful and breathtaking woman.

The selling girl saw that Tian Donkey was stunned and did not answer, so she urged.

"Sir, sir? What are you talking about? Do you want to stay overnight? Give you a friendly price, cheap! ”

After speaking, she shook Tian Donkey's arm twice coquettishly, and with a burst of aroma, the whole body of the selling girl tilted towards Tian Donkey.

Where has Tian Donkey seen this kind of formation, his face is already hot, and fine sweat is oozing from his forehead. Instinctively, he took a step back and stammered in reply.

"I, I, no...... I'm not sir."

"Giggles" The silver bell-like laughter of the selling woman rang out, and then, disgustedly, "Your gentleman is so strange, obviously a man, how can you say that you are not a gentleman?" ”

"I'm really not a gentleman, and I don't stay overnight ......"

Tian Donkey'er didn't dare to look at the eyes of the selling girl, but lowered his head and pleaded.

"This black light is blind, you don't stay overnight, how can you survive until dawn? Okay, okay, if you don't stay overnight, you can't come in and wash your hair, sir, look at you, you smell of dust, you must have been tired all day, come in and wash your hair, it's very comfortable"

Well, it seems that this woman who sells herself will not stop if she does not achieve her goal, from staying overnight to washing her hair, she hopes to stabilize Tian Donkey, the God of Wealth. However, a person who is penniless all over his body, and even Tian Donkey shakes himself upside down, and can't pour out a single son, how can he be the God of Wealth? Moreover, such a shabby and embarrassed person, can't this prostitute who has read countless people see it?

No, it's not that the girl can't see it, it's that the woman doesn't believe it, in her eyes, Tian Donkey's size is a guest, so she is unwilling to give up.

"Come on, come on, listen to me, I promise to wash you refreshingly, comfortably, don't worry, and ......" As she spoke, the selling girl approached Tian Donkey'er's ear and whispered, "Little handsome guy, don't bargain with me like this!" I haven't opened tonight yet, I promise to give you a preferential price when you come in, and I promise that you will want to come next time" After speaking, he deliberately blew a mouthful of hot and humid aroma into Tian Donkey's ears, making Tian Donkey's whole body and mind crispy and itchy.

At this moment, any man, any man with a physically and mentally healthy pulse and a youthful atmosphere, will be moved by these words of this woman with glamorous makeup, but Tian Donkey can't move, because he has no money.

"Hey, this big brother, he really knows how to hold a shelf, and he often comes to us at first glance, so let's sit and talk about it, okay? You see I've been talking for a long time, my mouth is thirsty, my legs are gone, and the high heels can't stand, so you just listen to me, come in with me, come, come in."

Saying that, the selling girl didn't care about thirty-seven twenty-one, so she pulled Tian Donkey and dragged it to the store behind her. At this time, Tian Donkey'er can no longer be silent, even if he can't say a nice excuse and push it off, but at least he should fart to show it, otherwise how can he be worthy of the warm invitation of the beautiful woman in front of him? So, he opened his shriveled lips and whispered.

"I don't have any money"

Tian Donkey's three words, it's better to fart. At least a fart can be pleasant, at least you can smoke the beautiful woman away with a stink, but these three words are really unconvincing in the here and now.

"Hee-hee-hee" The woman laughed a few more times and said tolerantly.

"I know, I know, don't worry, we're really cheap, come in first, come in and talk about it"

The woman still didn't believe that Tian Donkey really had no money, so the anxious Tian Donkey had to explain again.

"Don't pull me, I really don't have any money, it's true!"

Tian Donkey almost cried, and in order to show that he had no money, he almost stomped his feet and wiped away his tears. Compared with those rude workers, it is obvious that this woman will not search his body, torture him, or force him, so as to prove that he really has no money, but money, money, money, money, all because of money! It's as if the word money has magic power, everyone is obsessed, and this woman is the same, she also wants to squeeze money out of Tian Donkey!

But it seems that Tian Donkey's crying explanation worked, and the woman in front of her was stunned, but still did not let go, but patted the back of Tian Donkey's hand with her own hand, smiled kindly and changed a set of words, and said to Tian Donkey.

"Oh, little brother, look at you, am I that kind of person? Meeting is fate, how much money hurts feelings, what's wrong with no money? I'm also a rich person, everyone is the same, it's okay, come in, come in and fill me up, what do you say? ”

Hey, at this time, Tian Donkey is really out of line, but he is still timid in his heart, because he knows that he really has no money, and a person who has no money cannot act as a customer for others. However, as long as you step into the hair salon behind you, it is to give hope to the woman, but the hope that cannot be fulfilled, the hope that cannot be turned into money, that is also a sin. Moreover, in this world, he has heard of eating overlord meals, but he has not heard of sleeping overlord Jue, is it possible that he Tian Donkey wants to become the originator of this precedent?

He thought about it inwardly, imagined the worst consequences, and made a decision head-on.

"Hey, what do you want to do so much? Can you be rich if you think so much? There's no money anyway, so whatever. Since you can't get out, it's up to fate, it's a big deal, it's over if it's blasted out like garbage, my donkey is alive now, it's better to have a pile of garbage, or, it's better, give me a good time, just kill me, that way, save me and do it myself! Let him be as he loves."

Thinking like this, Tian Donkey didn't explain too much, but obediently followed the woman into the hair salon with a flickering red light.