How far is it from a poor egg to a millionaire? Sun Jinsheng didn't know, but in Tian Donkey's life, it was the distance from the east of the village to the west of the village. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

How long does it take to go from a poor egg to a millionaire? Sun Jinsheng didn't know, but in Tian Donkey's life, it was eight years and one night!

In this way, a millionaire and a clown, in a common life, unknowingly played a double reed. And so far, the millionaire Tian Donkey has really lived a few comfortable days. Every day, Tian Donkey can sleep until he wakes up naturally, and Qian Wa will call to wash his face and let Tian Donkey wash his face, and then, Sun Jinsheng's wife will bring delicious meals to his eyes, which is really an emperor-like life with clothes to reach out for food and open his mouth! Moreover, when Tian Donkey finished eating, Sun Jinsheng would take Tian Donkey to each house to be a guest, although it was Sun Jinsheng's own initiative, but Tian Donkey enjoyed it very much. Moreover, Tian Donkey found that in fact, living in Sun Jinsheng's house was more comfortable than living in the village chief Li Yuankui's house. Because in the village chief's house, he was probably affected by the deep-rooted poverty and inferiority complex in his heart, and he had to be cautious when he spoke, even low, but in Sun Jinsheng's house, he had a feeling of being on top and a supreme and noble guest.

But this is not a long-term solution after all, Tian Donkey also knows that he must have an explanation to the village chief Li Yuankui, these days, he and Sun Jinsheng walked on the road, and saw the eyes of the village chief Li Yuankui, radiating a terrible light, as if to ask, is Tian Donkey, who is not what it used to be, a white-eyed wolf? !

In order to be able to enjoy a good life in the Grange without a past, no, it should be said that enjoy the beauty of life for a few more days, Tian Donkey thought about it and wanted to give an explanation to the village chief Li Yuankui, but he couldn't find the best of both worlds. Later, Tian Donkey came up with a way to live in Sun Jinsheng's house and put his luggage at Li Yuankui's house, but the risk of separating people and money is too great, in case his fake arrogance is discovered, that kind of disaster is simply the end of the world, and he Tian Donkey is really unbearable. Moreover, Sun Jinsheng also strongly objected, because the thought of putting that box of money in the family of his rival Li Yuankui was like putting his own fat in someone else's mouth, which was as uncomfortable as cutting meat, so Sun Jinsheng resolutely objected!

Finally, things have taken a turn for the better, that is, due to Sun Jinsheng's boasting and exaggeration, now, not only Sun Jinsheng and Li Yuankui regard Tian Donkey as a millionaire, but the entire Grange people regard Tian Donkey as a millionaire, and they have flocked to Sun Jinsheng's house and invited Tian Donkey to his home as a guest and stay for a few days. So much so that when the people from the police station came to the Grange to verify Tian Donkey's real household registration information, everyone was willing to prove Tian Donkey'er. The old people rushed to say how obedient and sensible Tian Donkey was when he was a child, respected his teacher, and was loved by everyone! The young former servant made up Tian Donkey's troubles when he was a child, in order to prove how well he knew Tian Donkey, how well he knew Tian Donkey, it seems, everyone is a small hair with his bare ass drilled through the same bed, in short, the old and young of the Grange, whether they know Tian Donkey or not, have given Tian Donkey's essence and character a 12-point guarantee, so the people from the police station immediately gave Tian Donkey an ID card, and informed him to go to the police station to collect his ID card within two working days. Ah, this is really a harvest season, a harvest season for donkeys. Although it is a cold winter, Tian Donkey still reaped glory and praise, and the white eyes and humiliation given to him by the entire Grange back then have all become glory and praise today! Therefore, in just a few days, Tian Donkey has eaten hundreds of meals and slept in hundreds of beds, so that in the eyes of village chief Li Yuankui, at least Tian Donkey is a fair person, and he will not just listen to Sun Jinsheng's rumors and let himself lose the opportunity to make a fortune on Tian Donkey.

Although it is a house-to-house wandering, Tian Donkey's life is like a sponge absorbing the kind of hugging and greeting the truth and laughter, as if his life bloomed overnight, and it bloomed, not only attracting the breeze, but also attracting the warbler swallow and butterfly. If it weren't for Sun Jinsheng's sudden appearance like a resting charm to bring this noisy scene to an abrupt end, Tian Donkey was ready to extend this flowering season of life until March of the following year. That night, Sun Jinsheng took Tian Donkey back to his home again and discussed the matter of matchmaking with him straight to the point.

"Nephew of the three armies, when do you think you will start? If you don't make a move, those good girls will be snatched away one by one."

"Oh, well, I'm thinking about ...... too."

Just like a sleeping person who was suddenly woken up and had to answer profound questions about life philosophy, Tian Donkey's head, which was still in a lively state of chaos, didn't know how to answer Sun Jinsheng for a while, so he was a little hesitant.

"Hey, thinking about it is hesitation, this man should marry and a woman should get married, what are you hesitating about! In my opinion, you really can't wait and see, but I really think about you, then you see that there is an episode tomorrow, or I will take you to the market for a walk? ”

"Tomorrow?"

"What? Do you think tomorrow is not the right time? ”

"Tomorrow, tomorrow......."

Tian Donkey, who is really afraid of what will come, can't hide, and can't think of the best of both worlds without offending Sun Jinsheng and not disappointing the village chief Li Yuankui, at this moment, like an ant that has been roasted on a blazing fire, tormented by Sun Jinsheng's problems, steaming, sweating from his forehead, and I don't know if I should follow Sun Jinsheng to the city tomorrow, in this case, it is equivalent to handing over his life's affairs to Sun Jinsheng, and before coming to Sun Jinsheng's house, He has clearly promised the village chief Li Yuankui to decide his life's events. As soon as he thought that this age-old problem of one woman not being able to serve two husbands suddenly happened to Tian Donkey, he became irritable, hey, it is really a rich man's trouble!

"Nephew of the three armies, what is going on tomorrow?"

"Tomorrow...... I actually agreed with the village chief's house that I would go to the village chief's house tomorrow. ”

Finally, Tian Donkey came up with such an unsatisfactory excuse, but he didn't expect to be seen through by Sun Jinsheng at a glance. He retracted his smile and said.

"Sanjun nephew, we can't eat the pot and look at the bowl, you said that you are here with me, I am so good to you, why do you still want to go to Li Yuankui's house?"

"No, no, Uncle Jin Sheng, don't get me wrong, I'll go to see it tomorrow, I just think that everyone is too enthusiastic about me, so I don't want to go, and I also think that I have troubled the village chief for a few days, so tomorrow I should go back to the village chief's house to walk around, visit and visit the village chief, after all, we are villagers who don't look down and don't look up."

"That's what I said, but I advise you not to go tomorrow"

"Why?"

"Because, tomorrow where does Li Yuankui have the heart to take care of you, the two precious sons of the family will come back tomorrow, Li Yuankui is going to pick them up at the train station, you say, how can you go to the other house to be a guest?"

"That's it!"

Tian Donkey let out a long breath, simply relieved. In fact, just now, Tian Donkey's heart even thought of using the excuse of pretending to be sick to prevaricate Sun Jinsheng's tailor-made arrangements for himself tomorrow, and now it seems that he can do without it.

"Okay then, I'll go to the human market tomorrow!"

The next day, Tian Donkey followed Sun Jinsheng to the so-called human market.

They got up early in the morning, Sun Jinsheng cursed the old woman for making breakfast too slowly, and beat up the Qian Wa who wetted the bed again, before sitting down comfortably and eating a few bites of breakfast, and then walked towards the town with Tian Donkey. The towns, where the villagers often go to the market, are no less prosperous than the outskirts of the city. The town is full of buildings, shops, developed traffic, and crowded people. Especially, when it comes to Layue, around the town, the villagers from all over the country come to the market, there are buying and selling, local products, foreign goods, agricultural products, promotional items, everything that is eaten and drunk, used for playing, dead and alive, raw and cooked, seen and unseen, are all available. Sun Jinsheng and Tian Donkey walked through the bustling streets, and instead of lingering in the bustling market, they walked straight to a crowded place in the easternmost part of the town.

When he arrived in the crowd, Tian Donkey looked around, and there were a lot of people here, but he could only see people, and he couldn't see the city, because everyone was like a chatter, and no one was concentrating on trading. It seems that they all have nothing to do, but they all have something on their minds. Some people put their hands in their pockets, some people look up at the sky, some people dance with their eyebrows, and some people sigh. And the big matchmaker Sun Jinsheng seems to be very popular, but as soon as he arrived in the market, he was surrounded by several young men. Everyone gave Sun Jinsheng cigarettes and red envelopes one after another, it seemed that Sun Jinsheng was the creditor of each of them, and he came here to collect money, not only that, but when it was close to noon, there were several people rushing to invite Sun Jinsheng to dinner. The donkey who watched it was confused.

But Sun Jinsheng wouldn't agree to them all, but just picked one of the young men named Ah Ming and asked him to be a guest for dinner at noon.

Tian Donkey couldn't help but ask curiously.

"Uncle Jin Sheng, what are you all doing here?"

"Solve the big things of life"

"Huh? But I saw that they didn't do anything."

"Hmph" Hearing Tian Donkey's question, Sun Jinsheng let out a smug cold snort in his nose, and then continued, "They can't do anything, or rather, what they can do, what they should do, and when they do it, they must listen to the arrangements of our matchmaker, because their lifelong affairs are in our hands."

It is as if Sun Jinsheng in the human market is a king, who controls the lifelong happiness of others, just like he holds the power of life and death, respected and worshipped, and waits for tribute and food. The words he just said seemed to be swearing sovereignty, and the subtext told Tian Donkey that this is his Sun Jinsheng's world, a stage for him to show his skills, and a game field where he can determine life and death by playing tricks!

Tian Donkey'er couldn't help but grow his mouth and looked at Sun Jinsheng in surprise.

"What's so surprising about this, you see," Sun Jinsheng said, pointing to Tian Donkey. "Do you see it, that person, his name is Zheng Guanghai" Tian Donkey looked at the situation, and saw a tall and thin man, who looked like he was in his early thirties, dressed neatly and neatly, but there was no look in his eyes.

Sun Jinsheng continued.

"He comes to the market almost every year, but there is no harvest every year, and now he is about to be thirty, and it is estimated that there is no hope."

"Uncle Jin Sheng, what kind of talent is the most promising?"

"Hmph, what kind of person, rich man, and, now, you not only have to be rich, but also have brains, even if you have money, people are not clever, they will not make the woman happy, you can't find a daughter-in-law, you have to beat a bachelor!"

As he was talking, the boy named Ah Ming came over and said to Sun Jinsheng.

"Uncle, let's go eat, I've already called a taxi, I'm waiting for us in front, I also made an appointment in the hotel, I have booked a banquet, let's go"

Sun Jinsheng did not shirk or be polite, it seemed to be taken for granted, the leader strode away, Ah Ming followed respectfully behind him, of course, Tian Donkey was in front, because Sun Jinsheng never forgot Tian Donkey's millionaire identity, and, when taking a taxi, Sun Jinsheng insisted on letting Tian Donkey sit in front, in fact, this is also the first time Tian Donkey has taken a taxi in his life, so his heart is also extremely excited.