In Fan Xiaojian's farm, a silver-haired, wearing a white robe trimmed with gold wire, embroidered with stars on the white run, shining, at first glance, it is worth a lot of money, this person is none other than Tai Baixing. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

At this time, Tai Bai Xing had a worried look on his face, looking out from time to time, or bowing his head and saying nothing, or pinching his fingers, but the result he got was not very satisfactory.

"Tai Bai Xing, what are you doing on my farm?" Fan Xiaojian couldn't help but ask when he saw Tai Baixing's figure.

"Xiaoxian meets Tianzun, a little expert in stealing vegetables, I wish Tianzun immortal blessings and eternal mana!" Tai Bai Xing heard Fan Xiaojian's voice, his face suddenly showed ecstasy, and then he hurriedly bowed and said.

"Ahem," Fan Xiaojian didn't expect Tai Bai Xing to pat himself on the back, he couldn't help coughing lightly, then remembered his identity, immediately held his head high, restored the majesty that the previous Tianzun should have, and said: "Say, what's the matter with finding the deity in such a hurry?" ”

"Sure enough, nothing can be hidden from Tianzun," Tai Bai Xing slapped Fan Xiaojian again without a trace, then went straight to the topic, and said to Fan Xiaojian: "Qi Qi Tianzun, the enemy outside the territory has been staring at us like staring at meat outside the thirty-three heavens, although this time with the help of Tianzun, he got the magical poison and temporarily repelled the enemy, but on the side of the couch, how can he allow others to snore, not to mention that they are so fierce." ”

"Since the beginning, there is only a thousand days to be a thief, there is no reason to prevent thieves for a thousand days, my Jade Emperor has always been a strong soldier, a great talent, in order to protect the common people in the world, has been lying on the salary to taste the courage, and now seeing that the opportunity to drive out the enemy outside the territory is in front of me, I naturally don't want to miss it, and I am ready to lead the heavenly soldiers and generals to rush out of the thirty-three heavens, and give the enemy a surprise..."

"The Jade Emperor is ready to personally drive the expedition?" Fan Xiaojian interrupted Tai Baixing's words, and asked with some doubts, this product is okay, dare to drive in person, it is much better than in Journey to the West.

Tai Bai Xing was not annoyed when he heard Fan Xiaojian interrupt his words, but smiled a little embarrassedly: "That, our majesty is Emperor Wen, naturally it is impossible to rush to the front and personally conquer, but personally selected the generals..."

Fan Xiaojian immediately laughed when he heard this, and sure enough, the Jade Emperor was still the same as he thought in his heart, so he waved his hand and said, "Okay, there is no need to say more nonsense, what are you looking for me to do?" ”

"Of course there is a good thing, but it is a great good thing, Tianzun, a little expert in stealing vegetables, this is why we want to take the initiative to attack the enemy, naturally we want to give those enemies outside the territory a painful lesson, and this is also the best way to obtain merit points, the Jade Emperor is grateful for Tianzun's help last time, so I want to give a part of this merit value to Tianzun, I don't know if Tianzun still has poison like last time?"

What Tai Bai Xing said is called a righteous and awe-inspiring, it sounds like it is completely the Jade Emperor rewarding such an opportunity, so that Fan Xiaojian can be grateful to the other party while taking out something, this wishful thinking is called a snap, but it is a pity that it is now in Fan Xiaojian's territory, and the 'greed' color that he thinks is well hidden is still looked at by Fan Xiaojian without a trace.

Damn, these guys really don't know how many years they have lived, they don't want to graze the horses, and they want the horses to run quickly? The means of this glove white wolf were actually used on their own heads, although the merits were also very much needed by themselves, but they couldn't be given to them so easily, otherwise they would really be good to talk to.

Fan Xiaojian directly waved his hand, using the skill of 'I am the master of my territory' to drive Tai Bai Xing out directly, and even passed the voice in his ear: "Go and tell the Jade Emperor that this Tianzun is not short of merit points." ”

Tai Bai Xing, who was moved thousands of miles away, was a little dumbfounded, to be honest, the reason why he said such a thing was after careful consideration and careful investigation.

They found that Tianzun, a little expert in stealing vegetables, seemed to care a little about merit, and this was the only handle they found that was not a handle, so this time Tai Bai Xing came to negotiate with this condition, although he was not ten percent sure, but he was six or seven points sure that he still felt that he still had a sense of self.

But who would have thought that after hearing his proposal, this little vegetable stealer would dare to come out so directly, and so simply, could he have thought wrong?

It's just that Tai Bai Xing naturally didn't want to leave like this, but he patted his chest with the Jade Emperor and promised, so he naturally went back so facelessly, and he couldn't help but curse in his heart, I don't know that bastard said that Tianzun lacks merit points, you can make good use of this, extort a sum from the other party's hands, and you must clean up that guy when you go back.

"Tianzun, the little immortal knows that he is wrong, the little immortal knows that he is wrong, Tianzun's mana is boundless, the merit is the same as the creation, and naturally there is no lack of merit value," Tai Bai Xing begged, played a pitiful card, and squeezed out two tears and said: "Lord Tianzun, if the common people are suffering from foreign enemies today, many families and wives are separated, and more are the heavenly soldiers who died in battle, and the wives are widowed, the war is raging, and the people are not happy. ”

Tai Bai Xing hesitated for a moment, and then said: "If Tianzun still lacks a few maids, and the Jade Emperor still has a few daughters, if you fancy which ones, you tell me, I will tell the Jade Emperor that the six fairies are good, and the sisters are of the same heart, if they can get Tianzun's mercy, it will be their blessing." ”

Tai Bai Xing saw that Fan Xiaojian was still a little hesitant, and immediately gritted his teeth, as if he had made up his mind: "If Tianzun likes the seven fairies, it's okay, the seven fairies are also extremely beautiful people, as for Dong Yong's aspect, I will leave it to the little fairy." ”

When Fan Xiaojian heard this, he suddenly cried and laughed, he was originally thinking that if he used the common people in the world as an excuse, he could collect the merit value justifiably, but he didn't know what to come out, he originally only had more than two hundred merit points, because it cost a hundred to hide the sword in the farm backpack, so there was only more than a hundred left, that is to say, there was only one item that could be taken, so it was being measured.

Who knew that being seen by Tai Bai Xing was that he was not satisfied, Fan Xiaojian was also drunk, but he didn't laugh, and said with a straight face: "Nonsense, what kind of status is this Tianzun, how can he compete with a little fairy for a wife, phew, where would this Tianzun be tempted by these fairies, let alone them, even if Chang'e is here, this Tianzun..."

Fan Xiaojian said, and suddenly remembered that the somewhat silly and sweet Chang'e in the Guanghan Palace came, and he almost forgot, but he said that he would protect the other party well, this stupid Lori is too easy to be bullied, and it is strange and pitiful to be alone in the Guanghan Palace.

Tai Bai Xing originally breathed a sigh of relief when he heard that Fan Xiaojian didn't like the Seven Fairies, after all, it was better to break up other people's husbands and wives, this kind of thing was still less to do, but what he didn't expect was that Fan Xiaojian stopped when he said Chang'e, and now the heart he had just put down was in his throat again, and this time he was more nervous than before, Chang'e was a more troublesome existence.

He remembered that there was a poet named Li Shangyin in the mortal world at that time, and the last two sentences were "Chang'e should repent of stealing the elixir, the blue sea and the blue sky and the night heart", which is a true portrayal of Chang'e.

Why is Chang'e so desolate, it is because she offended another existence with great origins, that is, the Queen Mother, who is almost equal to the Jade Emperor, was locked in the Qing Palace by her edict, even if so many immortals like her, everyone dares to stand up for her, just because the Queen Mother is even more difficult to talk to than the Jade Emperor.

Fan Xiaojian let out a sigh and said, "You go and tell the Jade Emperor to let Chang'e stop living in Guanghan Palace and move to me." ”

Anyway, this is still my own territory, and I want to see who can bully her under my nose, alas, how can my heart be so kind, Fan Xiaojian said with a sigh.

Sure enough, what should come is still coming, Tai Bai Xing said with some embarrassment: "Tianzun forgiveness, it's not that Xiaoxian is unwilling, it's really this matter is the will of the Queen Mother, even the Jade Emperor can't say anything, the Queen Mother is notoriously hard-hearted, I'm afraid she won't agree." ”

In fact, the Jade Emperor had already had the idea of wanting to get Chang'e out, after all, such a stupid white sweet, so pitiful, I saw the pitiful look, he would also be tempted, but it was a pity that he was directly rejected by the Queen Mother.

"Hmph, no one dares to say a word in front of Ben Tianzun, you go back and tell the Jade Emperor, or tell the Queen Mother, just say that Ben Tianzun left the words here, if Chang'e doesn't come, then let the Queen Mother come over, if the Queen Mother doesn't dare to come, then don't blame Ben Tianzun for putting the last dichlorvos into his Yao Chi, the power of the poison must have been seen by you, don't let Ben Tianzun do it, then Chang'e Ben Tianzun is guaranteed." Fan Xiaojian had the momentum of being the only one in the sky and on the ground, and suddenly frightened the Tai Bai Xing.

Where would Tai Bai Xing think that this little expert in stealing vegetables Tianzun did not play cards according to common sense, and dared to threaten the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother for a little Chang'e, even Yuan Shi Tianzun has never been so crazy, it can be said that it is the only scorpion, especially the last sentence, there is a kind of heroic momentum, he is really a little convinced, anyway, this matter makes the people above have a headache, so he bowed down and said: "Yes, Lord Tianzun, wait a minute, Xiaoxian will go and tell the Jade Emperor your decree to them, Let them make the final decision. ”

Fan Xiaojian nodded when he heard this, and let Tai Bai Xing leave, and after the other party left, Fan Xiaojian also returned to reality, and directly called Scar Jason over.

"Master, I brought you the bazooka you wanted, what do you want this thing for?" Scar Jason was a little curious, it stands to reason that the original missile rain could not hurt his master in the slightest, and the weapon in his hand was dozens of times more powerful than this bazooka, the master's sword can divide the ship into two This bazooka can never be done, the master should not care about this heavy 'gadget', so he is very curious.

"There are some things that you don't know right now." Fan Xiaojian replied lightly.

Scar Jason listened to Fan Xiaojian's words, he didn't feel the slightest displeasure in his heart, but he was even happier in his heart, he couldn't know now, that means he could know it in the future, and it would be a supreme honor to be able to know his master's secret!

Fan Xiaojian naturally didn't pay attention to Scar Jason's fancy intestines, and he was chatting with the system elf at this time.

"Elf, I'm going to take this bazooka to the fairy world." Fan Xiaojian said in his heart.

"Master, the power of this bazooka is huge, if you want to go to the fairy world, it may cause a great impact, so the merit value required is 10,000, and the master only has a 100 merit value, which cannot be cashed in." The system elf refused.

Fan Xiaojian was stunned when he heard this, he originally thought that the price of each thing was fixed, but he didn't expect that there was still a difference, but Fan Xiaojian quickly thought, no, it stands to reason that his sword is also very powerful, how can it be cashed in with a hundred merit points.

The system elf seemed to know Fan Xiaojian's doubts, and immediately explained: "Master, although your sword is powerful, you mainly use it for access, so a hundred merit points are enough, but if you want to give it to others, then you need a thousand merit points, of course, if the sword and spirit are one, give it to others, and the merit points required will be massive." ”

Fan Xiaojian realized that there were still so many Dao Dao in it, and then turned his head to Scar Jason with some embarrassment and said, "Little knife, is there anything less powerful than this bazooka on your side?" ”

When Scar Jason heard this, he was even more puzzled in his heart, but this time he learned wisely, so he didn't ask, but said: "I'm afraid that the power is a little smaller than the bazooka, and if it's a little smaller, it's only a gun!" ”

When Fan Xiaojian heard this, he immediately weighed it, the grenade is a range attack, and the attack power of the gun is relatively small, but it focuses on continuity, so he couldn't help but ask the system elf: "Little elf, can the grenade be exchanged for a hundred merits, and how many bullets can be exchanged if you exchange it?" ”

"The grenade is enough, and if you exchange it for a gun, the number of bullets is also negotiated depending on the size of the damage, but it can't be too many, at most about ten, so it is recommended to be a player thunder." The elf said very humanly.

"Okay, then grenades." Fan Xiaojian chose the elf's suggestion and asked Scar Jason to take the grenade, and then came to Heaven again.

When I came to Heaven this time, in addition to the Tai Bai Xing, there was also a little Lori Chang'e, as for the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother, they would not come, they were threatened, how could they have the face to come.

Fan Xiaojian threw the grenade over, and after watching Tai Bai Xing catch it in a little panic, he smiled faintly, told the other party the method of using the grenade, and specially reminded the other party that this thing must be used in a crowded place.

When Tai Bai Xing heard this, his eyes lit up, and he happily returned to his life.

Fan Xiaojian no longer paid attention to the other party, but looked at the little Lori who was looking puzzled, and couldn't help but smile and said, "Chang'e, we meet again." ”

As soon as these words came out, Chang'e was even more puzzled, when did we meet, but she didn't ask, but said to Fan Xiaojian with some restraint: "Little fairy Chang'e pays a visit to Tianzun." ”

Fan Xiaojian nodded lightly and said, "Chang'e, would you like to live here with me and help me take care of the flowers and plants?" ”

Chang'e has already understood the beginning and the end, although she doesn't understand why this Tianzun helps herself, but here it is much better than Guanghan Palace, and according to Tai Bai Xing, Tianzun has turned his face for himself and the Queen Mother, how can he not know what is good or bad, so he bowed down again and said: "Everything is subject to Tianzun's arrangement." ”

Just here, suddenly a system message came.