Chapter 0216 "Sister" Hua Sheng
"System news: Congratulations on accepting the gardener Chang'e, due to the careful care of the gardener, the growth cycle of all plants on the farm is shortened by 5%, the income is increased by 5%, and each farm can receive three gardeners, make persistent efforts!"
After Fan Xiaojian heard the news, he was obviously stunned, he didn't expect that his farm could still have a gardener, these are too exaggerated, why haven't I heard that his previous farm still has this function. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
Is that the work on the farm in the future can be done by Chang'e for herself, not only that, but it can also reduce the growth time, and this time there is also an increase in income, these are all rare buffs, I didn't expect the system to be so generous this time, not only to give it away, but also to send so many benefits, this is equivalent to plug-ins.
Fan Xiaojian looked at the somewhat restrained Chang'e little Lori in front of him, and suddenly a thought popped up in his mind, isn't there such a saying circulating in the city, called 'There is something to do with the secretary, nothing to do with the secretary', so now that he has this gardener, can he say that he will 'have something to do in the gardener, nothing to do...'
Ahem, how could I have such an idea, it's such a beast, she's just a child!
Chang'e lowered her head, feeling the hot eyes of Tianzun, a little expert in stealing vegetables, she really couldn't stand it, but she couldn't go by herself, and she didn't go, and then gritted her teeth and said: "Tianzun, where will the little fairy sleep in the future, can I build a house by myself on the side?" ā
Life is precious, but love is even more valuable. If it is free, both can be thrown. In the end, Chang'e can only 'compromise' in the face of freedom.
Fan Xiaojian heard Chang'e's question, and immediately came back to his senses from his thoughts, and said: "Oh, no, no, you can rest in this room in the future, I don't usually go to the room, don't worry, the first floor is the hall, the second floor is the house, you can prepare anything else, okay, you can go and see for yourself." ā
Chang'e heard Fan Xiaojian's words, hesitated for a moment, and finally bit her lip and nodded, and left as if she had fled, as if she would be eaten by Fan Xiaojian if she stayed any longer.
Looking at Chang'e, who was in a panic and ran away, Fan Xiaojian was a little embarrassed, and habitually touched the tip of his nose with his right hand, and couldn't help but be a little puzzled, was he so terrifying, he was still hugging and hugging himself at the beginning, and when he ate my tofu, he immediately turned his face and didn't admit it.
Fan Xiaojian didn't really care, turned around and tidied up the farm he planted, although he now has a secretary, uh, a gardener, but stealing vegetables is this kind of fun of doing it himself, and it also brings a different kind of stimulation when it is bad.
However, just when Fan Xiaojian finished cleaning up the farm and prepared to go to other immortal farms to prepare for the breakdown, a person with plump and round breasts and unkempt hair rushed from a distance.
"Master, please save me and teach me!" When that person saw Fan Xiaojian, it was as if he had seen a long-lost relative, and the moment he saw it, he was immediately moved, and he almost didn't cry and hugged Fan Xiaojian's leg.
"You're... Huasheng? Fan Xiaojian looked at the person in front of him in disbelief, to be honest, Fan Xiaojian had long left Huasheng's matter behind, but he didn't expect that he hadn't seen him for a few days, and the other party was so virtuous.
"Master, don't you know, since I ate that fairy papaya, I have been living in the strange eyes of others, you don't know, the eyes of those people are too terrible, I'm so afraid, master, you can teach me other methods." Hua Tuo talked about the unfair treatment he had received during this period of time, and the more he talked, the more distressed he became, and the crying was called heartbreaking, it was really sad, and the listener was crying.
Fan Xiaojian listened, smiled a little embarrassedly, and comforted: "Okay, don't cry, isn't it just to become a shemale, just change back, why don't you know to eat that body shaping pill?" Fan Xiaojian didn't expect Hua Tuo to be really willing to show people like this, that was also a great courage, and he couldn't help but feel a little moved.
"No, I can't eat it, I still have to keep my body to apprentice, master, you just accept me!" Hua Sheng pleaded a little, in fact, he hadn't eaten the Body Shaping Pill, but he didn't know why, this Body Shaping Pill was invalid and couldn't restore his figure, so he was in a hurry.
Originally, Hua Sheng was going to eat the Body Shaping Pill when he went back, and then he was going to arrange a mouse to replace him, as long as he researched the drug, he could cure the other party, so that he could avoid letting others see him become a woman, but I don't know why, when he took the Body Shaping Pill, it had no effect, and after he gave it to the mouse, it was effective, which made Hua Sheng completely dumbfounded.
Why is there nothing wrong with the guinea pig, but it has become like this when he comes to himself, Hua Sheng is a little unbelieving, and even he took some heavenly soldiers and generals who volunteered to be guinea pigs to do experiments, but the final result is that they take it effectively, and their body has returned to normal, not to mention, because of the fairy papaya, the cultivation has not been too obvious.
Hua Sheng was completely not calm at this time, why could someone else's, but it didn't work if he took it himself, Hua Tuo thought about a lot of possibilities, and locked himself in the room to meditate on the reason, and tried a lot of methods, but in the end, the whole person was the way it is, not to mention that there is definitely a G cup, and finally he thought of a possibility.
That is, Huasheng himself is still a doctor, especially the existence of this kind of hanging pot to help the world, has always tried medicine, ancient Shennong tried a hundred herbs, to Huasheng's generation, although he could not try the realm of herbs, but he also personally tasted the medicinal properties of herbs, to understand the medicinal properties of herbs, so as to be able to more accurately grasp the dosage of herbs, it can be said that for such a long time, his body has tasted too many herbs, so the body has produced a part of resistance, so this body shaping pill will have no effect.
Thinking of this, Hua Sheng was stunned, he didn't expect this to be the result, the whole person suddenly wanted to cry without tears, but except for the Body Shaping Pill, he had no other way for a while, and finally he could only think of asking for help from Fan Xiaojian.
Fan Xiaojian looked at Hua Sheng and couldn't laugh a little, although he had also seen Taiguo shemales in reality, but when he saw Hua Qiang become like this, he shook his head helplessly for a while and said: "Hua Sheng, don't call me master, don't think about worshipping me as a teacher, go and eat the Body Shaping Pill, dignified doctor immortal, look at what you look like now, what kind of system you have become." ā
Hua Sheng was even more anxious when he heard Fan Xiaojian's words, joking, he had tried the Body Shaping Pill, but it had no effect on himself at all, if he went back like this, it would not be stealing chickens and rice, the key was that there would be no face to see in the future!
Thinking of this, Hua Sheng suddenly hurriedly said: "No, a teacher for one day, a teacher for life, since I have absolutely worshiped you as a teacher, I will resolutely not change my mind, I must maintain the current appearance of my body until I practice a new pill and become your apprentice." ā
Seeing that Hua Sheng said such a righteous Ling Ran, Fan Xiaojian was also the first two big, but thinking that he seemed to have two gardener places, he was a little moved, and finally said directly: "Since you are so insistent, let it be." ā
When Hua Sheng heard Fan Xiaojian's words, he was immediately overjoyed, and his face showed a pitiful look, he climbed up the pole, and said with some grievances: "But master, the apprentice is really faceless now, and he can't stay there, can you see if I can stay here?" ā
Fan Xiaojian looked at Hua Sheng with some vigilance, this guy wouldn't be chasing Chang'e, why did Chang'e just arrive with his front foot, and this guy followed with his back foot.
However, Fan Xiaojian found from the other party's eyes that although the other party was a little dodgy, there must be something to hide from him, but he didn't have the slightest lust, and the other party's current appearance was really not suitable for chasing girls, and he was secretly relieved in his heart: "It's okay for you to stay here, but Chang'e is here, you have to pay attention to one thing, you yourself are in Brother Jian's house on the side, I warn you not to bully Chang'e, otherwise I won't spare you, do you hear!" ā
Hua Sheng listened to Fan Xiaojian's words, obviously stunned, he didn't expect Chang'e to come out of the Guanghan Palace, but when he thought of the identity of the person in front of him, he suddenly understood, bowed down and said, "I will take care of her like a little junior sister in the future." ā
"It's Senior Sister, you haven't entered my door yet, so you are naturally younger than Chang'e." After Fan Xiaojian corrected it, he called Chang'e down, saving many people on her farm and startling her.
"Yes, master." Hua Sheng was stunned for a moment when he heard this, a little embarrassed, he was really embarrassed to call a little girl senior sister at such an age, but since the other party started before him, he had no choice but to nod and say yes, but Chang'e's first sentence almost made him squirt out a mouthful of old blood.
"This sister, how did you get like this, did someone bully you?" Little Lori Chang'e thought it was a woman when she saw Hua Sheng's towering chest, and then looked at his cloaked appearance, she thought she had been wronged, and looked at Fan Xiaojian with a cautious face.
"It's okay, it's okay, old... My sister just came back from blowing the wind outside, so her hairstyle has become so messy. Hua Sheng originally wanted to talk about the old man, but when he thought of his breasts that were more feminine than a woman, he really didn't know how to explain it, so he simply admitted that it was a woman, and as for the voice change, it couldn't be simpler for him.
Fan Xiaojian didn't break it, but glanced at Hua Sheng with a warning, meaning very clearly, if the other party did something to Chang'e as a 'sister', he would definitely not let him go easily.
Hua Sheng didn't expect that because of the identity of 'sister', but he and Chang'e would soon chat harmoniously, seeing Fan Xiaojian's eyes, he replied with a reassuring expression, he saw that the relationship between the little vegetable stealer and Chang'e did not seem to be close, and he couldn't help but feel a little secretly proud in his heart, it seems that he is still stronger than Tianzun in some aspects, at least in terms of women's popularity, the latter is greatly inferior to himself, thinking of this, he can't help but want to laugh out loud.
It's a pity that Huasheng was in such a good mood, and he didn't last long, and he disappeared without a trace, and even regretted that he admitted his sister's identity.
"Sister, you're so big, can you tell me what method you used, you're so small!"
"Sister, I heard the Seven Fairies sister say that there is a special technique that can achieve such an effect, but unfortunately she said that she is still young and refuses to tell others, can you tell others."
"Sister, sister..."
In the face of Chang'e's endless harassment, Huasheng was really about to collapse, with a feeling of being loveless, and even felt that his decision to stay was right or wrong.
Chang'e originally pulled Hua Sheng to whisper, thinking that others couldn't hear it, but she didn't expect that this was Fan Xiaojian's territory, and everything here could escape his ears and eyes.
"Haha!" Fan Xiaojian listened, and suddenly blossomed, so that you have to admit that you are a woman, it is forgivable to do evil in heaven, and you can't live if you do it yourself, haha, Fan Xiaojian thought of Hua Sheng's expression, and laughed so much that tears flowed out: "No, I'd better leave quickly, otherwise I will have to laugh today." ā
As he spoke, Fan Xiaojian hurriedly clicked on his friend's interface, but he didn't expect that there were just a few people's farms that were already ripe, so he clicked on one of the interfaces and flew over.
This time, Fan Xiaojian came to the garden of the peony fairy, a large number of peony flowers are in full bloom, among which a few peony flowers have matured, there is no one around, Fan Xiaojian naturally has no worries, let alone worry about his own name of destroying flowers with spicy hands.
When he was a peony flower, he didn't stay long, and went to several farms in a row, and it was good to get them together, not only did he steal a lot of fruits, but he even got a very powerful talisman.
"It turned out to be the Zhuxian Sword Array Talisman, this name sounds really good, I didn't expect to go to the Tongtian Sect Master's farm for a walk, although it is a bit adventurous, but the harvest is still very gratifying." Fan Xiaojian looked at a golden talisman in his backpack, even in the backpack, he could faintly feel the sharp sword qi, it seemed that he had one more hole card in the face of unknown difficulties.
Seeing this, Fan Xiaojian was suddenly a little happy, he was lucky today, and maybe there would be something to gain if he went shopping again.
At that moment, he no longer hesitated, he still had fifty times to make the bad unfinished, he chose a few places at random, and flew over, the first few times were fine, but the last time, Fan Xiaojian was suddenly hard.
As soon as I arrived at someone else's farm, who would have thought that someone was there, and before I landed, I had already transformed, and this time I transformed into a monkey.
"Look, there is a monkey, the Jade Emperor's will, anyone who encounters a demon monkey in the heavenly court will be handed over to Taishang Laojun, and those who are put into the gossip furnace for refining will be rewarded with golden pills, hurry up and catch him." An immortal on the side shouted suddenly.
"The Jade Emperor guy seems to be frightened by Sun Dasheng, and when he encounters a monkey, Monkey Sun is about to be thrown into the alchemy furnace, he really thinks that every monkey is Sun Dasheng, heh, monkey? Haven't I become a monkey myself! @Ā„#%Ā„#@Ā„" Fan Xiaojian reacted suddenly, seeing those heavenly soldiers and generals rushing towards him, he had the urge to scold his mother, but before he could speak, he pulled out his legs and ran.