I only heard the voice of Ji Xuebayi Bo Yuntian on the other end: "Hurry up and let my companions out!" ”

Lu Xiuxiu was very excited: "Brother Ji! Brother Ji, I love you! Hurry up and open this thing! Otherwise, the brother will never be able to masturbate again! ”

"You said I'll release the crabs? What crabs! What kind of thing are you, crabs! ”

I saw Ji Xueba proudly holding his head high and not closing his abdomen, he said proudly: "Dandan High School, the first place in various examinations and competitions in the first, second, third, and third grade groups of high school." Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ”

"Ah I bought a table crab last year, there are fart crabs, do you know crabs, Lao Tzu used to be the number one in the whole gymnastics world. From the Bo of the Empire. Rise to the country. The crab who graduated from university, isn't it now also a crab for the local tyrant to be a miscellaneous subordinate? ”

"You actually look down on me!" Ji Xueba was righteous and awe-inspiring, and took a step forward: "Accept my super nirvana!" He stood still, and suddenly the wind was loud and dark, and I saw him put on that familiar pose: "Perhaps, I have thought about it carefully, my move does not have the ideal lethality is definitely because the prefix and suffix of the name of the move are not enough, this time I will do my best to add all the prefixes, suffixes, verbs, adjectives, nouns, adverbs, pronouns, subjects, complements, adverbs, objects, adjectives, adjectives, adjectives, adverbs, objects, adjectives, adjectives, adverbs, adverbs, ad Let's take it! I saw him yell: "Extreme." Super Extreme Ox Breaking Invincible Explosion Grip Royal Ultimate Ultimate Body Use Requires Full Tube Blue Plus 500 Colorless Calculator Thrown Away by Soul Fade Sticky Disgusting Shozhi Super Full of Rage Strip of Anger Outbreak High Kill Type Ignores Defense Super Attack Power EX Edition Super Deluxe 24K Platinum Annual Edition !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ”

"Damn, you're enough!! Countless words! Brother Ji, do you want to deduct a big pot of leek egg dumpling filling on people's faces!! Xuanxuan was desperate for Ji Xueba, and couldn't help but spit violently.

I saw Ji Xueba covering his chest: "Oh... This nirvana name is deprived of oxygen after reading... ”

"The ninety-character nirvana also comes with two letters, and it's not normal for you to suffocate to death after you finish reading, okay!!!!!"

"Sister Xuan, it's also strange that you can count so many words in an instant!!" Lu Xiuxiu couldn't help but complain.

Obviously, Xuanxuan's attention had been attracted by Ji Xueba, but she was pulled back by Lu Xiuxiu's complaint, so she raised the kitchen knife and pointed it at his indescribable part.

"me, I'm doing my own thing!! But for the sake of our friendship with the novice village, spare me!! Lu Xiuxiu curled up desperately into the corner.

Since he had read the nirvana, Ji Xueba's side had surging shocking energy, the ground under his feet had been shaken by the energy, the stone slab was crushed into stone foam by the energy, the wind around him was whistling, and countless leek leaves condensed into a black pressed leek stuffing ball at the tiger's mouth in his hands, and the entire sewer trembled with the rolling of the leek leaves.

"Groove Groove Groove !!" The crucian carp was already stunned by the terrifying visual effects, and even the crab at the end of the sentence had forgotten to add, and it hurriedly tried to justify it before Ji Xueba made a move: "Strong men, we are all scholars!! We are all civilized people!! The gentleman does not move his hands!! I'm sorry, I deny your great result of being the first in the whole grade group from the first year of high school to the third year of high school!! You are truly a great university tyrant who has never been seen before or since!! It also knelt down and saluted Ji Xueba.

I saw that the energy around Ji Xueba gradually dissipated: "That's, I think back then, the last shocking problem of mathematics, even our math teacher solved it in half a class, and I only took 12 minutes 36 seconds and 7.2 seconds to make it." ”

"you, you softass!! Boom this thing to get me out!! Put it to kill!! Nima, why are you so accurate in timing when you solve a math problem!! Thirty-six seconds is enough!! What the hell is that 07.2 in the back!! What do you do with the timekeeper Nima!! Lu Xiuxiu complained about Ji Xueba's position.

"You're desperate for that thing, let me tell you, the first thing I saw when I saw him was that he was a white-collar !!worker who would enter a prestigious university in the future, and he couldn't find a partner for a lifetime and worked on the foundation." Xuanxuan gave Lu Xiuxiu a thumbs up.

"My life is my own spelling! You don't count! Ji Xueba said heroically: "Speaking of which, out of respect for me, can you let go of my two disrespectful companions." ”

“。。。” The crucian carp was silent, the boss's order could not be disobeyed, but the terrible killing of the person in front of him just now was absolutely uncomfortable once he was hit, even if there was no additional effect, he would be salted to death by the leeks and turned into salted crucian carp!

What to do... So it took out its mobile phone, and in a hurry, it visited the book review area of the festival war, and saw countless QQ and mailboxes left behind, as well as inexplicable messages from pseudo-enthusiastic book friends, and suddenly its eyes lit up, and it saw a question specially reserved for Ji Xueba.

"If you get this question right, I'll let them out."

"It's a small question." Ji Xueba smiled contemptuously: "What's the question?" ”

"Math problems."

"My strengths, come on."

"Oh, long neck, if you can't do it, you will leave automatically and don't come to rescue your friends again."

"No problem! How could I not be able to do a math problem? It's you, I'll have to release my friend if I answer. ”

"Of course, no problem, deal! Listen up! It is known that Xiao Ming failed the college entrance examination! Left a psychological shadow! Find the area of the psychological shadow!! When the crucian carp said this, his voice was filled with a smile of victory.

"Sub-Olympic !! Let's die here, I'm desperate!! By the time he solves it, we'll all be bones!! Xuanxuan thumped the kitchen knife into the ground that had not left a trace no matter how she cut it, and squatted down to cover her face.

"Known." Ji Xueba spoke, and he saw the surprised expression of the crucian carp: "It is known that Xiao Ming has a shadow in his heart, a shadow in his heart, the mind is the mind, sweat is the liquid of the heart, the tongue is the seedling of the heart, and the eyes are the window of the soul, that is to say, once there is a shadow in the heart, all the places he can touch are covered with shadows, since he is going to take the college entrance examination, that is to say, he is not the second generation of rich officials, since he failed the college entrance examination, it also excludes the possibility of flying out of the earth on a rocket, then, the places he can touch are all the surface area of the earth, Since the earth where he is located is all covered with shadows, and the surface area of buildings, animals and plants here is negligible, so the area of shadows in his heart is the surface area of the earth, and it is known that the surface area of the earth is 510 million square kilometers plus the ocean, and the area of Xiao Ming's psychological shadow is 510 million square kilometers. ”

"Damn!! How do you answer the !! The answer is obviously inexplicable and incomprehensible, but there is no reason to refute it at all!! Groove !! The crucian carp's jaw was surprised and smashed to the ground, and it also fell to the ground with its mobile phone, it looked up at Ji Xueba, and clearly saw a gorgeous aura behind Ji Xueba: "Great God... I admire it so much! I never thought that a math problem could be solved in this way!! It knelt down in front of Ji Xueba and kissed the rustic sneakers at his feet frantically.

"Well, then, let them out."

"Hmmm! I changed jobs! God, I'll mess with you in the future! The crucian carp stood up, tears of excitement welled up in his eyes, and he pulled the switch, and the heavy iron box slowly rose up.

"Brother Ji ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~" I saw Lu Xiuxiu quickly change his clothes, put on his backpack, and rushed out with tears in his eyes when he was just able to pass over the iron box by himself, and hugged Ji Xueba affectionately: "Oh my God! You really don't explain! You've saved your brother's second life! Then he looked down and saw the mobile phone where the crucian carp fell to the ground: "Huh? Isn't that the one for me? Then he let go of Ji Xueba, who was almost hugged by him, and picked up his mobile phone, fortunately, there was no damage except for no signal, and he turned his head at the crucian carp with a hideous face: "Lao Tzu's first life, what about PSP!" ”

“。。。。。。 Is your life only a third life? Does PSP refer to that oval-shaped machine? The Boss took it... The crucian carp hid behind Ji Xueba and said.

"Hmm... Xuanxuan put away the kitchen knife: "Now is not the time to chat, if this is their base, the crab will definitely come back, we might as well set up a bureau for the crab... ”

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