"Now, I announce that when the crab returns, set a trap to ambush it, and by the way, lift the crisis policy and countermeasures meeting in River Crab Town, and officially begin!" Xuanxuan stood there solemnly. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"There are three people and one fish in this meeting, and the first one is Lu Xiuxiu, the public enemy of the majority of women."

"Protest! I reluctantly admit it as a female public enemy! Don't put strange career names after my name! ”

The protest was ineffective, and Lu Xiuxiu's father-in-law kept his mouth shut. The second place is Ji Ba, a shocking math problem solver! ”

"Protest! I agree with the shocking world, don't just remove the words in my name at random, okay? Homophony can be embarrassing! ”

"The protest didn't work, and you kept your mouth shut. The third is the slave who has just been captured, the crucian carp, by the way, what is your name to the crucian carp? Forget it, it's useless anyway. ”

"Slave ??? I'm dignified. From college to high school to become a slave? My name is Pablo Hobay - Francisco Paula Nepono Ceno de Remidios Ciporiano Sandisima Maria Crito Brasdi Parisio! ”

"Forty-six words of the name who tm remember! Besides, it's just a slave! ”

"Sister Xuan has received her magical powers! How to find out! ”

"Ah, after the author beat me blindly, he checked out the words one by one, and then handed them to me to say them, that's all."

“。。。 How boring the author is. ”

"The last person is noble, cold, sexy, cute, pure and kind me. Then, the meeting officially began. The first topic. ”

"Protest!" The crucian carp protested: "You added so many good adjectives to yourself for Mao? ”

"Ignore the protests. The first issue is that I think we should put down the iron box and pretend that we are still inside, and you are still guarding the crucian carp, and then say that we are in a strange situation and lead them to the box. Wait until they dig a circle of holes around the box, and when they're done with something, they'll go there and see that the box will naturally sink in. What a perfect plan. ”

"Protest!" The crucian carp protested: "They ... ”

"Shut your fishmouth."

"First question, who digs that pit?" Lu Xiuxiu asked.

"Xueba, let him stand in the pit and put it to kill, stir up the stone slabs and soil below."

“nice。” Lu Xiuxiu nodded and agreed.

"Protest!" The crucian carp continued to protest: "They ... ”

"Let's go!" Xuanxuan patted Ji Xueba's shoulder: "I didn't expect you to be able to play such a big role in promoting you to a five-star scholar." ”

"Oooh!" Ji Xueba got excited, walked to the end of the box, and prepared to put a nirvana to shake the ground to create a trap.

"Boss, you can't be fooled by such a sentence, Boss! What the hell is a five-star student! To put it bluntly, it's meaningless to just add a five-star in front of your name, obviously! The crucian carp followed Ji Xueba to try to save the deceived soul.

"Have you ever heard of a five-star general? The highest honor, as a top student, I can be rated as a five-star, and it is worth it in this life. Ji Xueba stood still and began to store gas.

"So what the hell is a five-star scholar! When will the top students still be rated? Boss of the slot! Top dog? You can't just be ... ”

"Slaves give me death." There were also bamboo chairs and coffee tables where crucian carp was originally sitting, and Xuanxuan and Lu Xiuxiu sat on it: "Hungry to death, slave, is there anything delicious to eat?" Pick it up. ”

"Hey! Here it comes! There's a lot to eat.,I'm going to get it.。。。 The crucian carp agreed with a smile, and finished getting food: "How did I admit my status as a slave!" ”

In the blink of an eye, the crucian carp did not know where to move baskets and plates of all kinds of food. I saw it pointing at them excitedly: "Come and taste it!" It's all good stuff! This is the finest rotifer bred from highly nutritious water quality! This is a bryozoan that has been in a low temperature and humid state all year round! Fresh large earthworms at a depth of 500 meters below the surface! A red fish insect that is both eye-catching and delicious! This is the stem of the fiber bundle aquatic weed! There are leaves and roots separated from the roots of the aquatic plants! Personally, I feel that the stem is the most delicious! This is no ordinary water! There's a huge density of plankton inside! Try them all! These are my favorites! ”

Xuanxuan got goosebumps and retreated more than ten meters, Lu Xiuxiu didn't care too much, he had already picked up a glass of water with a strange taste and started drinking, when he heard the very dense plankton, he understood that the taste of Mao was weird, he sprayed on the ground with a poof, and then squatted on the ground disgustingly retching.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I ignored that my slaves aren't human anymore." Xuanxuan held her forehead, pointed to the pile of gurgling pots of wriggling disgusting insects and said, "Take it away quickly!" Take as far as you can! ”

"Hey???" The crucian carp screamed in surprise, reached out and grabbed a handful of earthworms: "I'm a mermaid clan, and I also have a human character." After finishing it, he grabbed a handful of twisted earthworms and stuffed them into his mouth, chewing vigorously with an intoxicated expression.

Xuanxuan covered her face and couldn't bear to look at it directly, Lu Xiuxiu really spit it out this time.

There was a beautiful voice of Ji Xueba: "Crucian carp is an omnivorous fish with plants as the staple food, like to live in groups, choose to eat and live, widely distributed, all over the country waters have perennial production, to February to April and August to December the most fatty, delicate meat, meat nutritional value is very high, per 100 grams of meat contains 13 grams of protein, fat 11 grams, and contains a large amount of calcium, phosphorus, iron and other minerals, crucian carp medicinal value is extremely high, its nature is flat and sweet, into the stomach and kidneys, with the effect of replenishing the deficiency and warming the stomach to eat and replenish the vitality of the body. ”

"Ahh The crucian carp stopped chewing and looked at Xuan Xuan and Lu Xiuxiu in horror.

"The meat is delicate and the nutritional value of the meat is very high. . . ." Xuanxuan and Lu Xiuxiu said in unison.

"I rub the boss, you don't betray me like this!!" The crucian carp was hugged by Lu Xiuxiu.

Xuanxuan sharpened the kitchen knife on the stone slab on the ground: "This one also has arms and legs, what should I do." ”

"It's okay, except for the arms and legs, it's a huge and fat crucian carp, how do you plan to eat it?"

"How else can you eat, this hellish place, just bake it!"

"Great idea! What a big one! Wait a minute, I'll hold it down, and you chop it off with its arms and legs first. ”

"Hmm!"

"Ahhh Boss, help! I don't have such a play!! ”

"The meat is delicate and the nutritional value of the meat is very high~~~"

Ji Xueba worked wholeheartedly, constantly digging down with anger, and had dug out a uniform pit with a square circle of more than two meters around the iron box, and turned a deaf ear to the things outside.

"I'm too fake!! You're working wholeheartedly for Mao, and you're going to suddenly have so much knowledge about crucian carp!! Ignore a fart!! Two heroes!! Two immortals!! I have parasites and bacteria on my body!! For the sake of your health, please make a careful decision!! Two heroes!! Two immortals!!!!! ”

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