"Isn't this joke funny?" Li Rui asked Yan Yifei with his mobile phone. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Generally, it's okay, it's not my laughing point."

"And what kind of joke is your joke?" Li Rui asked with his brain.

"I like the kind of jokes that are a little colder."

"100,000 bad jokes? Okay then, I'll try to say one. ”

"Well, you name it." Yan Yifei said deafly.

"The joke is that once upon a time there was a dog who did not die of thirst in the desert, but was suffocated by urine. Do you know why? ”

"Why?"

"Because in the desert, there are no telephone poles."

The joke Li Rui said was too cold. It was so cold that not only did the driver on the side not smile. Even Yan Yifei, who likes cold jokes, was not laughed at by this cold joke.

"Isn't that joke funny?"

"It's funny, but it's too cold."

"Is it going to be a little hotter?"

"Hmm."

"Okay, I'll think of one more."

"Hmm."

"Oh, I figured it out, listen up."

"Well, go ahead, I'll listen."

Li Rui took a deep breath, and then asked Yan Yifei on the other end of the phone, "Have you ever heard the joke of the six-eyed flying fish?" ”

"Six-eyed flying fish? I don't think so. ”

"Oh, the joke goes like this. Once upon a time, there was a village near the sea, and the villagers of the village lived by fishing all day long. Because there are so many fish killed in this village. So the god of the sea was furious. And sent a huge strange fish to eat the villagers who went out to sea to fish. In a week, it has eaten several people. ”

"This strange fish has six eyes, and it has wings, and it can fly. That's why the villagers call it the Six-Eyed Flying Fish. ”

"Seeing the six-eyed flying fish eating people unscrupulously, no one can cure it. The villagers are so anxious that they can't go out to sea to fish, so they can't make a living, so how can they go on like this? ”

Then a young man came to the village, who looked young, with black hair and dark eyes. The boy's name is very special, it is called the word "love". This boy called [Love] said that he could kill the six-eyed flying fish. But the villagers saw that he was thin and small, so they didn't believe him. ”

"As a result, the next day, the boy named [Love] came back with the corpse of the six-eyed flying fish in his hands."

"The villagers were shocked and asked how [love] did it?"

"[Love] sang and said, love really needs courage to face the gossip (six-eyed flying fish)~"

……

……

finally amused Yan Yifei. Li Rui wiped the cold sweat from his nose, and then stuffed the somewhat hot mobile phone back into his trouser pocket.

Comforting girls is really a technical job that is both hard and laborious.

When Li Rui returned to the rental house, it was already eleven o'clock in the evening. Huang Hui's family sent 10,000 yuan to his account as a reward.

And the intermediary company left a message for him on QQ, saying that the procedures for "Zhaojun's resentment" have almost been completed. It will be officially opened before the end of the month.

Li Rui calculated the time, and there was still about a week and a half to leave the industry.

"It seems that I have to take two jobs to enrich myself."

Li Rui said and sent a text message to Fan Xiaojia and others. The content of the text message is the same as the last time, asking them to introduce friends who are in trouble around them, whether they are men or women, young and old.

"Okay, Master Li, the little girl obeys." This is the news of Fan Xiaojia's return.

"Okay, Master Li, I will definitely convey it for you, thank you again! My dad is like a different person now, pinching my mom's shoulders and rubbing her back in the room, and caring for him. Thank you so much! "This is the news that Huang Hui came back just now.

"Hello, Master Li, I heard that you have made a good relationship again and started to help others? Master, can you take a look at the matter of my ex-girlfriend Lily, and you have a good relationship with your Guang Kaixian Road this time? ”

This message was sent by Du Jianhua. It should be Fan Xiaojia and Huang Hui, who sent a group message. Therefore, Master Li's message reached him again.

In the face of Du Jianhua's entanglement, Li Rui felt that there was always a fly flying around him. It's annoying enough.

He dropped his phone and went to the bathroom to undress and shower.

Then I washed my body and quickly rushed out of the bathroom and hid in the cold bed.

"I really want to come to someone and warm my bed!" Li Rui shivered in the quilt while picking up the mobile phone next to the pillow. and opened the book casually, which has been collected by him in the book list, "I Have a Machine Spirit in the City".

"I really don't know if this author, whose name is unknown, is the same as me? Kidnapped by a machine spirit that restricts personal freedom? ”

While thinking like this, Li Rui casually recharged 100,000 starting coins and rewarded the author with an alliance leader.

Coupled with the previous reward, Li Rui has already rewarded the author with an alliance leader, plus a leader.

"[Reward] is full of flowers, moved to tears, and the gentleman's talent deserves this reward..."

As soon as the gorgeous red slogan appeared, those readers who couldn't dive out left messages under the post.

"Awesome, local tyrant."

"It's so inhuman."

"Clap your hands, clap your hands."

"Rose, Rose, Rose."

"The local tyrant is really awesome, let's be friends! Ask for a red envelope! ”

……

At two o'clock in the evening, when the author of the novel finally slept for a while, he got up to look at the computer again.

He kept the two dark circles under his chin and opened the novel book review like a dead fish.

"Huh...... What is it? ”

"[Reward] is full of flowers, moved to tears, and the gentleman's talent deserves this reward..."

The author rubbed his eyes in disbelief. Then he slapped his thigh twice!

"League... Alliance leader?! ”

"Oh my God......"

The author-kun stared at him like dead fish eyes. looked at this line of red letters on the computer screen without blinking.

Originally, he still wanted to be a eunuch, but he suddenly had the motivation to continue to code.

Well, didn't think about eunuchs, didn't think about eunuchs.

Well... The author Jun never thought about it even when he interrupted it.

What the?! You say it's not too much, so you can still choose to be unfinished?

Hiss...... Will the bad end be sprayed by readers?

He replied, "Of course it will, but just change the ID and write it again." Even many Lv5 and Lv6 gods did this at the beginning. Not to mention you little street fighter. ”

Hiss......

The author, who was sitting at the computer desk, instantly said that he could no longer be calm.

"Open? Are you kidding? I'm a seven-foot man who stands tall in the sky. How can you be a great eunuch? Or the big mess? ”

"Ahem!"

The author coughed and went into battle with injuries, while hitting the keyboard with both hands, and crackling the code.

"Damn, how can this two-thousand-word chapter be so long? After a long day of water, there are still 79 words missing! ”

The author counted the number of words and worked hard to write.

For the alliance leader rewarded by Master Li, he swore to die to complete two chapters......