"What's the matter with me?" Yan Yifei's cold and familiar voice came from the other end of the phone. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"I..." Li Rui didn't know if Yan Yifei had seen the piece of paper he left. So I was very worried.

"What are you?" Yan Yifei on the other end of the phone pulled up her waist and asked angrily.

"I was at the café two days ago, and I didn't mean to snub you." Li Rui said very sincerely.

"Oh, you didn't mean to snub me, you just wanted to snub me?" Yan Yifei, who was on the other end of the phone, still asked angrily.

In the past three days, she has been very sad. It's so sad that even the eldest aunt is two days late!

Every day at home, in addition to listening to sad songs, I silently hugged the pillow and lay motionless on the bed. I was so hungry that I didn't even know how to take a bite of food.

And Yan Yifei, when she looked in the mirror, she found that she had also lost weight. Except for the breasts and buttocks, I feel a lot thinner in other places.

Oh, well, except for the weight loss, Yan Yifei is being tortured by Li Rui in other aspects.

Li Rui on the other end of the phone knew that Yan Yifei was sad and angry. But he didn't know what to do.

Li Rui, who had never been in love, scratched his ears and cheeks in the taxi, and his palms were slightly in a cold sweat.

You must know that coaxing your girlfriend to be happy is a technical job. Not only do the man have to be distracted, but also coax in place and coax the girl to the heart.

Li Rui vaguely remembers that he once saw a routine of coaxing girls. That is, first of all, to apologize sincerely, to be gentle in tone, and to be humorous in language.

For example, "Your Excellency, the concubine knows that she is wrong." ”

Another example is, "Your Royal Highness the dear princess, please forgive me for my mistakes." I really know it's wrong. ”

Another example is something, "The slave should be damned, it's Xiao Lizi's fault." Xiao Lizi deserves to die, and death is not a pity......"

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What the?! A dignified seven-foot man, how can he say such unashamed and impatient words?

Well, Li Rui in the taxi felt that his cheekiness had not reached such a brazen level. So he shouldn't be able to say such things that make him "numb".

So, he thought of another routine. That is, after a sincere apology, tell the girl a joke to make her happy.

Joke? But Li Rui doesn't know how to tell jokes. Is it okay to make a face?

Li Rui was holding his mobile phone while racking his brains to think of jokes.

Joke, this thing is really hard. Everyone's laughter is different. Someone likes to make bad jokes, cold humor. Some people like hot jokes, hot humor. There are also people who are a joke in their own right.

Oh yes. There are also people who are particularly fond of yellow jokes. A joke that makes girls blush when they see it. and short, jokes.

Anyway, it's hard to reconcile, and it's annoying to death!

Li Rui on the other end of the phone, holding the mobile phone, held it for half a minute before he could think of a joke that was quite funny.

I saw him take a deep breath, and then said to Yan Yifei in a deep voice, "I'm sorry, three days ago in the café, I didn't mean to snub you. Rather, there is a last resort. ”

"What's the last resort?" Yan Yifei pricked up her ears and asked in a squeak. She waited for a long time, just waiting for Li Rui to confess to her. Yan Yifei wanted to know the secret hidden in Li Rui's body. Why does he have so many Starry Sky Gold Coins? Why is he so good at kung fu? Why is he so good at drinking? It's almost to the point that a thousand cups are not drunk.

"It's hard to tell, it's not clear on the phone. I want to tell you in person when the time comes. But before I tell you, I'll tell you a joke, right? ”

"Telling jokes? I don't want to hear your jokes, I want to know what you're struggling with. Yan Yifei held the phone in her hand and couldn't help but say quickly.

"If you want to know what I'm doing, you have to listen to my jokes."

Hearing Li Rui's brainless words, Yan Yifei raised her lips and said to him, "What you said just now is very funny. Well, I've heard your jokes. Come and talk to me about your struggles. ”

As soon as the words came from the other end of the mobile phone, Li Rui, who was holding the phone, suddenly stopped talking in the car.

What is it like to communicate with a smart girl?

"Well, you win."

"Then you say, I'll listen." Yan Yifei said playfully with the attitude of a winner.

"My distress is that in fact, there is another person living in my body." Li Rui plucked up his courage and said.

Yan Yifei, who was lying on the bed, sat up and couldn't help but ask Li Rui, "Who lives there?" ”

"A female devil."

"It's a cold joke. I want to know, what do you mean by that card you wrote to me? What is the next time we meet, I may become a different me. But rest assured, that is not the real me? Li Rui, are you a multiple personality? Yan Yifei asked bluntly.

Li Rui on the other end of the phone didn't know how to explain to her about the machine spirit. He could only vaguely reply, "Even if it is." If you understand it this way, it's actually pretty much the same. ”

"I don't believe it, you must be hiding something from me."

Yan Yifei's intuition is very keen, and she always feels that Li Rui has a bigger secret. But what this secret was, she couldn't guess no matter how she guessed.

Li Rui was silent for a long time, and then whispered into the phone, "I will definitely explain this matter to you in the future." But it's really not the time. It's true. ”

Yan Yifei held her mobile phone and looked out the window. She is not a woman who is entangled. is not a woman who is willing to give up until she forces a man to explain things clearly.

Now that the words have been asked, Li Rui still can't explain the facts. Then she didn't want to dwell on it anymore.

It's better to go with the flow and take one step at a time.

Although Yan Yifei comforted herself like this, her heart was still a little uncomfortable like a small pimple.

The two hugged the phone and were silent.

It was quiet for two full minutes. Li Rui was the first to break the silence and said, "Why don't I tell you a joke?" ”

"What joke? You say. ”

Li Rui controlled his tone, made his voice as cheerful as possible, and said, "The joke is that one night there was a rich man walking his dog in the community. When the dog is halfway through the walk, suddenly! In the grass in front of him, a masked killer jumped out. ”

"The killer has a pistol, snap! In one fell swoop, he killed the rich man's dog. ”

"When the police caught the killer, the rich man was very angry and asked him, why did you kill my dog?"

"And the killer replied, because someone paid 5 million for your dog's life."

"Hahahahahahaha As soon as the joke was finished, Li Rui hadn't heard Yan Yifei laugh, but the driver on the side laughed.