The master didn't say whether Qiao Feng's self-love was good or bad, only that Qiao Feng was a tragic hero, he was strong in martial arts, courageous, shrewd and capable, no matter how you look at it, he was a great achiever, but unfortunately, there was no one around him who could help him give advice. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Master said: "Qiao Feng's temperament is destined to be a hero, not Wei Xiaobao, his sadness is not whether he slept with Mrs. Ma, but only that Azhu died too early." ”

It's so concise, in a word.

When I went back at night, there were a lot of people sitting in the room, there were martial arts, props, and field affairs, they were snorting melon seeds, playing cards, smoking and nonsense, and looking at me with a trace of ambiguity, with a strong aura of nickname.

But strangely, they just looked at me and smiled, but didn't say anything.

When my cousin saw me coming back, he shook his freshly washed hair and was proud, "Let's go, go outside with my brother." ”

In the horse war scene in the past two days, many Qing soldiers ran with spears, and my cousin made some money, so he was generous.

I went out to eat barbecue and drink draft beer, and after a drink, my cousin put his arm around my shoulder and smiled: "Where did you go last night?" ”

I replied with a straight face and went to watch the film all night.

My cousin was upset, "Don't tell me the truth?" ”

I frowned, wondering, "What's so good about this?" I don't steal or rob, if I really open a room with Qin Zhen, I will still hide it from you? ”

As he was talking, his mobile phone was ringing, and there was a message, and when he took it out, there were only three words: Is it supper?

Just as I was about to go back, my cousin reached out and snatched it, I hurriedly grabbed it back, it was still too late, he looked at it, and laughed, "Do you have anything to say now?" ”

I shook my head, "Just a normal greeting, what's there to say." ”

The cousin was puzzled, and he also regained his seriousness, and leaned over with suspicion: "Didn't make it last night?" ”

What do you mean? Again, I reiterate my point, "I'm going to see an all-night movie." ”

The cousin didn't like it, and said disdainfully: "It's all Sprite and Coke, don't pretend to be pure, you deceived others, you can still lie to me." ”

No matter what my cousin said, I was silent, bowing my head to eat skewers and raising my head to drink.

My cousin was anxious, "This is a great event, what's so unsightly?" You still don't dare admit it? ”

I spread my hands, "Nothing, what do you want me to admit?" ”

The cousin changed his words, "How many people dream of the opportunity, they can't get it in death, and if you get it, you should seize this opportunity, soar into the sky, and become popular and get ahead from now on, even if it's not for you, you should think about your parents, they carry the sun from east to west all day long, isn't it hard." ”

I took a sip of wine, it was cold and exciting, and my heart was loosening, can you tell my cousin about this kind of thing? Do you dare to tell your cousin?

After hesitating, I still didn't say it, although it was my cousin and it was good for me, I still doubted his character...... Who told him to scam me out of money?

The cousin continued to clamor beside him, "I know, you are reluctant to Qin Zhen in your heart, but think about it, Qin Zhen is a little brat, what does she have?" When you take advantage of Sister Lin's fame, act in a few dramas and become a big star, how much do you want Qin Zhen at that time? ”

Sure enough, I guessed that my cousin really had bad intentions and gave me the idea of complaining. That's where it is, he took into account what happened after I became popular, and I couldn't even practice the basic skills of lines.

It's still good as Master said, there are many people who are popular, and the entertainment industry is deep, once there is usable value, someone will hit you with their ideas, and you can't hide from it.

But the more I didn't answer, the more noisy my cousin became, and I was annoyed by the noise, so I replied to him directly, "Don't say it, I really went to watch the disc last night, what do you think I have to do with her?" You don't want to think about it, she is all her age, she gave birth to a child at the age of seventeen and is now eighteen, two years younger than me, an old witch, how can I look at it? I don't want to respond? Also, look at her mouth, a small cherry bite ten years ago, how old is it now? At the end, he whispered: "I've heard that she used to have several objects, one of which was an old man, and the old man couldn't do that, you know." ”

The cousin opened his mouth and was speechless for a while, and when he came to a better time, he slapped the table and angrily reprimanded: "Ridiculous! Ridiculous! ”

Then he was so angry that he drank with his back and his chest heaved and heaved angrily, and he asked me, "Did you think these things yourself or did someone else tell you?" Just spoil the goddess in my mind? Is there a bottom line for being a little bit of a person? ”

Looking at his serious angry look, I couldn't help but wonder, could I not have said the right thing?

To the hair! The cousin shouted, drank another big glass of wine, let out a breath, the fish's eyes blinked, and then said: "Come, come, I'll talk to you, don't mention those relationships, let's start from science, ah, look at the goddess's private life from a scientific perspective." First of all, let me ask you, the goddess is Chinese New Year's Eve five, but she looks like eighteen, whether it is the body, skin, and other spirits, they are as tender as eighteen, I ask you, why is this? ”

How do I know why? Celebrities are rich, and they are rich.

The cousin slapped the table again, "Are there many rich women?" Why aren't other rich women as well maintained as she is? The world is so big, how many goddesses of immortality are there? ”

I really asked this question and asked my cousin, "Why do you say so?" ”

My cousin began to give me popular science, talking about the secret of women's immortality, talking about human physiology, the first thing to talk about is this ovaries, knocking on the blackboard, marking the key points, what is the role of the ovaries? That's the origin of life, all life starts from the ovaries.

In addition to being responsible for the origin of life, the ovaries also have another important function, beautifying the human body and making the mother look young, beautiful and shiny.

In terms of biological genetics, the younger and more beautiful the female, the easier it is to attract stronger males, and the ultimate goal is still for heredity, which is the so-called mating.

So how do the ovaries beautify the mother's body? It secretes a biological enzyme that stimulates the woman's body, making her forever young and her skin more elastic.

Do you know the difference between a young girl, a newlywed young woman and a woman who has given birth? On the surface, it is the transformation of the skin from delicate and firm and elastic to loose and dull and colorless, but in fact, it is the transformation of the ovaries from a young and lively state to an aging state.

And why do the ovaries age? Of course, it's because of the long-term snapping. The more you snap, the faster the ovaries will age, and the faster the woman will age. So you look at the technicians in the hotel, they only have a lifespan of three or five years, no matter how old they are to enter the industry, after three or five years, the technicians will all grow into thirty years old. And vice versa, you see that the goddess is still like eighteen in her thirties, why? Because the ovaries are well protected, there are not so many snaps.

It is a vocation for the ovaries to give birth to life, and once its task is completed, it will naturally no longer help the mother to stay young and beautiful. However, the ovaries that have not given birth to life, it will not age, it is not willing to age, in order to complete its vocation, it will desperately secrete biological enzymes, so that the mother will always be young and beautiful.

This is the ultimate difference between a young girl and a young woman, no matter what kind of woman, no matter how beautiful she is, her face can be lifted and collagen played, but the skin of her body will not lie, and her Minnie Mouse bear feel will not lie.

I was dumbfounded, and my mind didn't turn anymore.

The cousin said again: "From your own personal experience, Sister Lin and Zhao Ling'er, what is the difference between the skin feel of the two people and the feel of Minnie Mouse Bear?" ”

I was ignorant and blurted out: "Almost, it's all quite Q." ”

My cousin was overjoyed, "That's right, what does it mean?" Although Sister Lin is more than ten years older than Zhao Ling'er, the ovaries of the two are the same young, and they haven't used them much at all. ”

After saying this, I realized that I had fallen into my cousin's way, and my face was shocked, and I wanted to redeem it, but it was too late.

The cousin laughed, "Young man, you are still young, you must read more books in the future, learn more cultural knowledge, don't listen to other people's nonsense, and believe in your own eyes." Others also said that Qin Zhen singled out three black uncles in Hollywood, would you believe it? ”

At this point, I don't ask whether I missed my mouth, and I throw out another doubt, "It's always a fact that her mouth has become bigger." ”

Unexpectedly, my cousin was even more angry, "This is even more ridiculous." ”

My cousin said and took out his mobile phone, looked at it and stretched out his hand to me, "Take your phone, I have no data." ”

took the phone, searched for it, pointed to the stills from ten years ago, and his fingers trembled, "Na, look at it yourself, was she a cherry ten years ago?" Her mouth has always been so big, but she used to smile and smile, but now she occasionally laughs, she smiles, of course it looks bigger, what are you thinking in your head? How can it, how can I insult my goddess like this? ”

I took my phone and began to be suspicious, asking myself, could it be that Master's poisonous tongue deliberately tricked me?

The cousin was indignant and continued: "If Sister Lin is the kind of person you say, why can't she get mixed up now? People are not ugly, and their acting skills are not bad, why can't you get a good show, have you thought about the reason here? ”

I shook my head, confused, too late to think.

The cousin pointed his finger and found a piece of news, Lin Yurou lost control of the kissing scene and bit the male star's lips, and there is a big picture below, with a text introduction, which was the news seven years ago.

The cousin said angrily: "What do you mean by knowing this news? Lin Yurou bites the male star's lip, what does it mean? It shows that she doesn't want to shoot a kiss scene, but she was forced to be helpless, lost her temper, and deliberately bitten, how old can she get out of control? Can't tell if it's a kiss or a bite? ”

These are not enough, my cousin searched out the link again, and asked: "From the Spring Festival of the year before last to the present, Lin Yurou signed a contract with Huaying Entertainment, not a single drama, no TV series, no advertisements, do you know why?" It's because she is clean and self-loving and doesn't want to compromise herself, so the company's senior management embarrassed her and didn't let her show her face in front of the audience, you know? ”

Speaking of excitement, my cousin became angry, "Do you know why this director dares to embarrass her?" Why was the promised stand-in canceled? Why did you force her to slap Ma Zhen? If she is the kind of person you say you are, why would she suffer so much? ”

After some angry reprimands, I was stunned for a long time.

That's the real thing.

After complaining, my cousin knew that he was speechless, sat down slowly, took out a cigarette, lit it, and slowly spit out a cigarette, as if he vomited out a lot of troubles and unhappiness. Whispered: "It's good that you know these words, and don't talk nonsense outside." ”

I nodded again and again, no.

The cousin was gloomy, wiping the corners of his eyes with his hand, as if choked up, "What do you do, it's your freedom, but please don't slander and smear my goddess, okay?" ”