My cousin also has a goddess~

I asked my cousin for another glass of draft beer, the man didn't flick when he had tears, but he didn't get to the sad place, today I said something heavy, so my cousin was sad and let him drink, this is what a brother should do. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

The cousin took out a cigarette again, lit it, took a beautiful puff, and said: "If you like someone, then you will pay attention to her very much, her living habits, hobbies, personality and temperament, you will master them all, don't look at my brother has been outside for so many years, and there are countless red faces, but the favorite in my heart is Sister Lin." ”

It's a bit numb and gives me goosebumps.

The cousin didn't care, and continued to confide in his heart: "Originally, everyone didn't know each other, and I just thought about it in my heart, but the world is impermanent, and I actually met a crew, do you think I can be calm?" To tell you the truth, Sister Lin has been able to memorize every news for so many years from her debut to the present, she has played several roles, had a few boyfriends, and what happened, I have investigated all of them clearly, I can pat my chest and say that in this world, no one knows her better than me, including herself, who is not as good as me. ”

I couldn't answer these words, and after thinking for a while, I said weakly: "Then why don't you confess?" ”

My cousin immediately looked at me with a foolish look, "Confess what?" Do you think confessions are useful like mine? After taking a sip of wine, he continued: "This kind of thing can only rot in the stomach, and no one can say it, every man has such a person in his mind, who wants to but can't, you say yes." ”

I nodded again and again, cousin, you are right, I also have a ...... in my heart Well, not anymore.

It's better not to say this, after saying that my cousin has the heart to kill, I quickly lowered my head and drank.

The cousin groaned a little and said, "It's not me talking about you, you are also a big boss, you should know something, since you have this beautiful blessing, you should cherish it, right." Sister Lin has had several relationships, but none of them ended well, it's not her fault, she can only say that those men are blind. As for the mouth you said has become bigger, you are an adult, use your brain to think about it, do you think with Sister Lin's temper, she will do that kind of thing? On the other hand, if she is willing to blow it for a man, who will break up with her? ”

If you were to be such a beautiful and gentle woman who is still a big star and blows for you every day, would you give up the scorer?

This question is so awkward that I am speechless.

My cousin once again became a scholar, and I popularized science, the relationship between men and women is usually a process of mutual satisfaction, and once this kind of pay and return are not proportional, the relationship will fall into crisis.

For example, if a boy gives a girl flowers and gifts every day, but the woman doesn't even give the boy a hand, then in the long run, the boy will lose patience.

Even more so between couples, the boy earns money for the girl to spend, and the girl allows the boy to enter the meat. Once the girl doesn't give it one day, the problem comes, break up.

Or the famous French sexologist Merlin Kimpson said: There is nothing between men and women that cannot be solved by one shot, and if there is, then two shots.

There are also well-known marriage experts through the observation of tens of thousands of couples to find that there is a curve chart of the development of feelings between men and women, the first two years of couples will be very close, but with the passage of time, slowly the feelings fade, and in the seventh year, it will be completely diluted, like strangers, this is the so-called seven-year itch.

I nodded blankly, I only felt that my cousin was a good cow, he didn't even have a serious girlfriend, but he knew the seven-year itch.

In other words, it is difficult for a man and a woman to break up in the first two years of a relationship, and once they break up, it means that the relationship between them is not strong. Let's take a look at Sister Lin's emotional development history, except for the older old man, her longest relationship did not last for a year.

What does this mean, a year, brother? The two broke up before they were hot. If you were you, you had a girlfriend like Sister Lin, would you be willing to break up in a year?

Don't rush to answer, think, think seriously.

The cousin knocked on the table, squinted his eyes, and the soul of gossip was burning on his face, "After careful calculation and analysis, the biggest reason for the failure of Sister Lin's several relationships is because of the disharmony in some aspects of life. ”

I quickly pulled the little Mazha to sit closer and listened carefully, although I don't know why, I just think my cousin's serious braggadocio is very infectious.

Come on, let's talk about Sister Lin's first love, that sissy little white face.

I waved my hand and corrected it, people are not sissies.

My cousin slapped the table, "What is it that is not a little white face when you speak softly and softly, and your face is so white and handsome?" ”

I nodded, knowing that my cousin was stimulated today, so I won't debate with him for the time being, and see what he says next.

The cousin threw out a heavy sentence: "You always know what the little white-faced sissy can't do." Their male hormone secretion is insufficient, so they will have a white face and know how to fight? ”

Is there a scientific basis for this?

The cousin spit out a cigarette, the smoke was filled, and he blinked comfortably, "Of course there is a scientific basis, let me tell you this, Merlin Kimpson's research proves that the brain of women is unconscious in the most happy state, in the empty state of separation of spirit and flesh, which is the chemical reaction of the brain caused by the extreme comfort of physiology, that feeling men can never experience, this is the welfare that God specially gives to women in order to compensate for the pain of childbirth." ”

It's so profound!

My cousin said that how cool men are at the moment of sighing, and the pleasure of women is ten times that of men.

I didn't take a sip of beer, and squirted it out, almost squirting my cousin in the face.

The cousin didn't mind, and continued, "But most men don't have the ability to separate a woman's soul and flesh, especially those sissy little white faces, they can't do it. ”

The cousin closed his eyes, sleepwalked in a seizure state, and was still excited, "This is the case when women are at their most refreshing. ”

I hurriedly clapped my hands in agreement, "Yes, that's the state, cousin, how do you know?" ”

My cousin gave me a blank look, "I'm not a sissy." ”

Oh, after talking about it for a long time, I'm still saying that sissy can't work.

No! The cousin said: "I mean, that little white face of first love didn't have the ability to make Sister Lin achieve the separation of spirit and flesh. Otherwise, how could Sister Lin break up with him? ”

What is this theory?

This is called sex and love, my cousin said, for men to snap is refreshing and pleasant, but for women not necessarily so, most women just as a kind of interaction, no pleasure, just to cooperate with men. Because of women's physiological structure, their sensations come more slowly than men, and often women just feel a little bit and men are done.

Will the relationship in this situation last? Of course not.

So that little white face had an awkward relationship with Sister Lin, and Sister Lin immediately and categorically broke up, does this mean clearly?

Have you ever seen a color ring? Why did the heroine in the lust ring fall in love with the big traitor? It's because the big traitor gave her what others can't give, and the big traitor's skills are superb, which makes Wang Jiazhi can't keep her soul and climax repeatedly, Wang Jiazhi is obsessed with this feeling, she can't extricate herself, and even forgets the national hatred and family hatred.

Can this blame a woman for being unpatriotic? No, this is women's sorrow, this is their nature, so Zhang Ailing is saying: The only channel to a woman's heart is Aix Dao.

Now you understand?

I nodded, "Understood, cousin, what you mean is that there is no man who can make Sister Lin orgasm and separate the spirit and flesh, so she will break up again and again." ”

"Eye-catching!" The cousin nodded with satisfaction, "So, you pick it, don't be like those messy sissies and old men, they are just passers-by, they may have stayed in Sister Lin's heart for a short time, but they can't enter the deepest part of Sister Lin's heart, this is your advantage." ”

The cousin compared a cylinder with his hand, "It is said that a woman's heart is a needle, and today I will tell you how deep a woman's heart is." ”

Suppose a woman's heart is so deep, you slowly enter from the opening, the more you enter, the more her heart is captured by you, and when you let her soul and body separate and flutter, OK, you completely occupy her whole body and mind.

I watched as my cousin's right index finger was stuck in the barrel of his left glove, and the corners of my mouth twitched involuntarily.

"Brother, why didn't I find you so sassy before?"

The cousin laughed, "I'll tell you again why women are thirty like wolves and forty like tigers, which is also a scientific research that proves that women will come every month in addition to the eldest aunt, there is also a physiological performance, ovulation period ......"

My cousin is getting more and more outrageous, my phone is ringing again, it was Qin Zhen who sent a message, asking me what I was doing, I hurried back and bragged with my cousin.

Seeing this, my cousin's expression was displeased, "You didn't understand what I said for a long time?" ”

"What do you know?"

The cousin sighed, covered his forehead and sighed, "You have rolled the sheets with others, you are not responsible for others?" ”

This big hat is buttoned, Zhao Linger and I also rolled the sheets, do people want me to be responsible? Besides, what happened last night...... It was an accident.

The cousin had a black face, glared, and said: "I don't sleep at twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, you go to someone else's room, have a relationship, and then tell me about the accident?" ”

I shook my head, "I don't talk nonsense with you, I understand the meaning, but I have a relationship with Lin...... Hey, didn't you say that this kind of thing is normal in the crew, why did I become a special case? ”

My cousin was anxious, "Stupid, you, this is an opportunity, a chance to soar, don't you want to be popular?" Don't want to get rich? ”

I thought, no matter how much I think about it, I can't step on a woman's shoulders and get on the throne, and what do others think of me?

The cousin was speechless, sighed, rubbed his eyes, and hummed in his nose: "When things come to this point, I'm afraid I can't help you, it has already spread in the crew." ”

"Pass it on, don't say it to my face, whoever says it to my face, smash his teeth." I draw straight conclusions that cannot be refuted.

The cousin raised his head with a solemn expression: "People are terrible, if you don't fight, it's still a rumor, once you do it, it will be equivalent to sitting on the matter." If it's a second- or third-tier actor, Lin is so big. ”

And then what?

Then, the cousin looked up at the sky and pointed out the mountains and rivers, "Then you will have two results, either you will become popular and violent, or you will be famous and stinky, and you will completely disappear from the film and television industry." ”

"If you admit your love with Lin, your status will rise, you will continue to make appointments, advertise non-stop, and step to the peak of your life from now on. If you don't admit it and don't dare to take responsibility, you will be scolded as a scumbag, not to mention the role, no one will want you to do tricks. ”

So powerful? Wouldn't that be the end of my martial arts dream? I don't believe it, there are more scumbags in the entertainment industry, and they still don't live?

That's the public relations done in place. My cousin said: "This is the main purpose of my conversation with you, since you have climbed the line of Sister Lin, you should make the next step, first of all, you must have your own public relations team, establish a Weibo account, and set up a fan support group...... I'll be your agent for both of you. ”

It's a big circle! It's also a couple of people.

I said softly, "Brother, are you thinking a little far?" ”

The cousin shook his head, "It's not far at all, according to Vladimirkovsky's theory of love, the most intimate time for men and women is three or two days after just rolling the sheets, especially after enjoying the pleasure of the separation of soul and flesh, women will involuntarily become dependent on men, at this time women are psychologically defenseless against men, she will give you whatever you want, at this time you must strike while the iron is hot, strike decisively, make a marriage proposal, get a certificate, you can keep the hidden marriage first, and then announce it to the fans after you are also popular." ”

I felt a chill on the back of my neck, a little cold, turned my head to look around, there were not many people at the barbecue stand, and asked weakly, "Cousin, are you making fun of me, or are you telling the truth?" ”

"How can such a thing be used as a joke? Seriously, of course. ”

I finally understood my cousin's intention to invite me to eat barbecue, so I went around and talked so much, but the ultimate goal was for myself, the exclusive agent.

If I'm not mistaken, my cousin said before that he wanted to open his own film and television company.

What about the brother who said yes? Why is the routine so deep, and the circle goes around your own head, is it good? I guess my cousin must have been a rookie when I was just starting out. His impression of me is still in the state of two lines of snot hanging when I was five years old.

I rubbed my hands together in embarrassment, "The ideal is beautiful, but there is still a small problem, I told you, don't laugh at me." ”

The cousin's expression was stunned, and his expression was solemn, "You say, what's the matter?" ”

I lowered my head, brewed for a long time, and snorted like a mosquito, "I did go to Sister Lin's room last night, and she did give me my mobile phone, but nothing happened." ”

"Didn't happen?" My cousin shouted, "How is that possible? No one believes you when you say this, and you are called up at night to give you a mobile phone? What about playing? ”

I nodded again and again, biting my lip, "Maybe Sister Lin has an idea, but I can't, she just grabbed my hand, and I ...... That's it! ”

"Seconds?!" My cousin jumped up, his eyes full of incredulity, "What about Zhao Ling'er?" What about your record of seven times in one night? ”

I turned my face away, very embarrassed, "Bragging, the longest time I have with Zhao Ling'er has not passed three seconds." ”

My cousin was stupid, he looked down from above, and then from bottom to top, shook his head, muttered to himself, and expressed his disbelief, "A big man of more than one meter and eight meters, full of tendons and meat, you are actually less than five seconds?" I don't even believe it. ”

I was about to cry, "You think I need to lie about this kind of thing?" ”

My cousin sat down again, blackfaced, touched the cigarette, and reconfirmed, "You're done without taking off your pants?" ”

I nodded.

"Alas!" The cousin hung his head down, his face was full of sadness, he took a puff of cigarette, and then comforted: "It's okay, this is not a big problem, oil can be cured, don't have ideological pressure, most men have this problem." After speaking, he turned his face, looked at me, and instructed with a serious face: "Don't secretly read yellow books in the bed in the future, especially not to jerk off, you know?" ”

Alas~~

The cousin sighed heavily: Blind and a good skin.