Hey, what's wrong with this bed, it seems to be too soft? I poked and poked, and it didn't feel right at all, a bounce, and I was about to come down, when suddenly I felt a bounce on the mattress under me, and I was actually bounced up!

I looked at the ceiling that was getting closer and closer to me, and the mattress that was getting farther and farther away from me, and thought, I wouldn't be the first person to be killed by my own mattress, right?

However, it turns out that his mattress will not let the owner "die" so easily, it will torture the owner first, and then throw her to death!

I fell down and was bounced up, down and up, up and down like playing on a trampoline, and my heart followed up and down, afraid that if I fell, I would never get up again. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

What should I do if my mattress suddenly becomes a trampoline?

"Sir, help--"

"Sir--"

"Sir--"

Perhaps my husband was overwhelmed by my louder and louder calls, and soon appeared at my bedroom door.

"Sir, you're finally here, save me!"

"Human, it seems that you are in good spirits, and instead of being frightened to death by the situation tonight, you are playing on the trampoline with great interest."

"Sir, be louder, I can't hear you."

"I said, you idiot, do you have to die before you stop?"

"Sir, what are you saying, I can't hear you, you speak loud...... No, you save me first, I'm so dizzy, sir--"

My husband kept going up and down in front of my eyes, but he never came, and he watched me suffer this inexplicable torture, and I almost suspected that he had done it.

"You idiot, what's that look on your face, do you doubt me? In that case, you play slowly, and I'll go to sleep. ”

The gentleman disappeared from my sight as soon as he finished speaking, and no matter how much I called for it, he would not come.

Forget it, the gentleman doesn't plan to pay attention to it, and it's certainly not a life-threatening thing. I'd better solve the problem at hand first.

I was a little dazzled by the trampoline, and I changed positions in the air, finally barely able to see what was going on on the bed.

The blanket-covered mattress was gone, replaced by a white, round ...... Belly!

Oh my God, what I saw, it really is! Belly! Skin!

My whole stomach took up almost half of my bed, except for a brown head and quivering pebble ears pebble at the head of the bed, the youkai I had seen in the afternoon, smiling at me with two rows of white teeth!

That expression is exactly the same as the one you showed when you played a prank in the elevator!

It's just laughing!

It's just watching me laugh!

"What the hell are you doing, you stupid monster! Who will let you into my house? You're so rude! ”

After these words, I felt myself being bounced higher, and I could already touch the ceiling of my house.

It's terrifying, am I really not going to be thrown to death? Those trampoline athletes are truly courageous!

"Hey, stop, stop, don't you hear, stupid monster!"

My bitter pleading did not stop in exchange for its moderation, I saw that its mouth was almost grinning to the root of its ears, and its eyebrows were still picking at me, which was clearly a provocation and a schadenfreude!

"Ah, Mom, your belly is round and round, no matter how you look at it, it's so cute. Ah, Mom, your mouth is so big, you can't stuff it, you can't stuff it. Ah, Mom, come back, come back soon......"

It's started again, the unstructured but magical tone.

I wanted to cry without tears.

You smug stupid monster!

My body was about to fall apart, and my stomach was tumbling, it was so uncomfortable. I'm so angry, at first I could have thought it was a prank, and it was just a joke, but now, I just want to punch it in the belly!

When I was about to fall to its belly, I gathered the energy in my body into my hand, changed my position, and punched the monster's stomach. Like hitting a marshmallow, my fist was completely sunk in, taking on a swirl on its belly.

It's at this time that the energy is released!

Bang--

The energy exploded, and the monster's body shrank rapidly like a balloon, and finally turned into a teddy bear less than half a person tall.

I grabbed it in a rage, opened the curtains, opened the window, aimed for the farthest place, and threw it!

Then put yourself on your back on the bed.

Ah, the world is finally quiet.

I was so tired that I fell asleep quickly.

That night I had another dream.

It was a beautiful dream. In the dream, there are picturesque beautiful scenery, green mountains and green waters, flowers everywhere, and the melodious sound of the piano comes, such as gurgling water, tinkling sounds, such as stones into the mirror lake, rippling. I looked into the distance, and it was a man stroking the harp.

He had his back to me, dressed in a moon-white robe, and his silver hair cascading down his waist like a waterfall.

Such beautiful people, I admire.

This back is so familiar, white robe and silver hair, oh yes, I saw it once, in a dream.

Not far away, a girl came in style, wearing a plain white dress with a circle of lilac flowers embroidered on the hem. She was so close to me that I couldn't see her face clearly.

When he saw the girl coming, he tilted his head slightly, and the corners of his mouth hooked up a shallow arc. I could feel that he was very happy. The girl leaned forward and whispered something in his ear, and I saw the roots of his ears quickly turn red. He hugged the girl horizontally, stood up, on tiptoe, about to leave, I rushed out, stopped him from leaving, wanted to see his face clearly, he was about to turn his head, but I felt a little wetness in my ears, a slight itch, cold, I opened my eyes.

"Sir, what are you doing!"

When I woke up early in the morning, I saw a snake spitting snake letter at me, which is a human being.

"Human, have you forgotten something?"

"Forget something, forget something, it's this sentence again, sir, won't you just say that I didn't cook for you last night, and you haven't eaten this morning, let me get up and cook something for you? Do you have to be so twisting and turning, winding and turning, eighteen bends on the mountain road? ”

"Human, you--"

"What you are, it's not direct at all. I always talk half and leave half left, I don't say where I go or what I do, it's just a snake, where is it so arrogant! No matter what you think, how you look at it, if you don't say it, how do I know what you're thinking. ”

"You--"

"I'm me, I'm me, I'm what I'm about. Isn't it interesting to disappear at every turn, and hide in the shadows to watch my jokes? Don't know if I need help at that time? I don't know if I'm going to be scared? I don't know--"

"Shut up!"

The gentleman yelled, and I was shocked.