What did I just do? Wake up early in the morning and yell at your husband? How many times did you interrupt Mr.? And asked Mr. in a stern tone?

Hah, I seem to have done something terrible. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

It's all to blame, sir, it disturbed my sweet dream, and my dissatisfaction with it yesterday exploded. But dissatisfaction is dissatisfaction, for Mr., you can't use force, you have to be gentle.

"Haha, sir, I'm sorry, I'm a little angry when I get up, you're frightened, I'll go cook right away, go right away."

"Stop!"

"What advice does the gentleman have?"

"Sit down."

"Oh."

My husband jumped on my bedside table and looked at me at eye level, and I knelt on the bed, like a schoolboy facing the head teacher, waiting to be reprimanded.

"You--"

"Uh-huh, I know I was wrong."

"I--"

"Sir, you are very angry, I know, I admit my mistakes, I will correct them."

"Shut up!"

"Oh."

I seem to have accidentally interrupted my husband again. I secretly regretted that I must have opened my eyes in the wrong way today!

"You still call me sir?"

"Sir, didn't you ask this question last night?"

"I'll let you answer."

"Yes, yes, I must call you sir, you were originally a sir. How nice this title is, sir, how suitable it is for you, how much--"

"Why?"

"Huh?"

"Don't you like it?"

"I don't like it, I like it very much."

It's all called getting used to it, and it's hard for me to change my words.

"So you were so ...... yesterday Like a fire-breathing ...... Snake? ”

"Sir, your description...... It's so apt. ”

Isn't it generally said to be like a fire-breathing dragon? Maybe the snake and the dragon were one family 500 years ago. But the dragon has feet, and the serpent has no feet. Does that mean that the dragon is version 2.0 of the snake? What about centipedes, is it version 3.0?

"Idiot, why are you wandering again!"

"Ahem, I'm sorry sir, thinking of a genetics question, thinking a little drifting away. Well, what did you just ask? ”

"Human, if you dare to wander again, I will definitely suck you dry!"

It's been a long time since I've heard my husband say this, and it seems like he said it when he threatened me last Christmas. I miss it so much, the gentleman at that time, always said high-minded words in a soft and cute voice. The current gentleman's voice is still soft and cute, but he is full of tsundere in and out of his words!

"Yes, yes, sir, I don't dare to wander anymore. Oh, by the way, you're asking about what you call you. That's it, I think that's it, we're all used to it, and it's kind and intimate, what do you say, sir? ”

"Who is close to you!"

"Oh, of course sir...... Oh no, it's Ho Ho and Xiao Mei. ”

"Human, you simply don't know whether to live or die!"

"Sir, where did I provoke you again!"

......

So, this morning's pre-breakfast entertainment program was Mr. performing a quilt tearing scene. Mr. tore all my bedding to shreds, my woolen blanket, my peach blossom quilt, my strawberry pillow, including that, ahem, girls don't wear it when they sleep but they wear it when they go out, it can keep warm in winter and increase the encirclement in summer, the unspeakable one.

I stopped him, but he was already angry. Its eyes had turned into vertical pupils, spitting snake letters, staring at me coldly: "Human, you dare to stop me, if you really want to die, I can fulfill you now." ”

The old-fashioned threat, I'm immune to it.

"No, sir, that thing, you'd better not touch it, it's, it'......"

"I don't care what it is, I'm going to tear it to shreds today! You're a human, you're so mad at me! ”

Then I saw my husband bite the thing into a big hole...... Got in..... Get in...... What broke me the most was that it dragged a bitten cushion out of it and threw it in front of me: "See, this is what you did to stop me." It's thick and soft, but it's a big deal! ”

The smug tone and demeanor of the gentleman, in my opinion, to paraphrase a classic phrase, is "I can't wait to poke myself in the eyes"!

Forget it, these things should have been replaced as well. The Chinese New Year is coming soon, and the new year should have a new atmosphere.

"Sir, you play slowly, I'll make you breakfast."

I really don't know what Mr. is doing early in the morning, just for a title? Is a title so important?

Speaking of which, I'll have to call my dad later. One is to explain the matter of "sir", and the other is to set a date for going home.

Before going home, let's return the favor, such as Daniel's, such as ...... I promised a cookie for a beautiful boy.

When Mr. was eating breakfast, he had low air pressure throughout the whole process, ignoring what he said, not answering what he asked, obviously looking like he was waiting for someone to coax him. Have you taken my bedding out of gas, and you haven't deflated yet?

What do you do if you want to coax someone? Do what you like!

What do you do if you want to coax a snake? Do what you like!

What does a snake need? Eat well, nest well, sleep well.

What does this gentleman need? Food, food, food!

"Xiaomei--"

"Yiren, what do you want me to do?"

"How do you know I have something to ask you for?"

"As soon as you come to me for something, you smile like a flower, beauty is beauty, but it is thorny!"

"Xiaomei, I've always been so good to you, I'll share anything delicious with you, why is it thorny?"

"You said before that there was a paradise full of delicacies that I had never seen before, but after all this time, you haven't fulfilled your promise, you are a liar."

Oops, how did I forget about the paradise. I feel that things have come together, Mr. hasn't coaxed yet, and I have to coax Xiaomei, so it's better to be good, obedient, and not annoying.

By the way, what about hoho?

"Xiaomei, have you seen Ho Ho?"

"That little one, let's play with the little skeleton."

Yes, even Ho Ho was abducted.

It's rare to have a few little monsters hanging around, and I feel that life is starting to be lively, and it won't be a good thing if everyone is gone.

"Xiaomei, this matter, you have to come one by one, I've been too busy lately to take care of you, I apologize to you. Can the gentle, cute and kind little Mei forgive me? ”

"No, you can't. If an apology would help...... Balala won't ignore me. ”

"Who is Balala? Mei's friend? ”

"Well, it's not a friend, it's a ......"

Xiaomei's face was slightly red, her hands pulled her dress uncomfortably, and she looked delicate and wanted to talk and stop, there was definitely a problem!

"It's not a friend, that's someone Xiaomei likes?"

"Who, who likes it, I, it's, it's just, I don't like it anyway."

"Okay, good, Xiaomei doesn't like it, can Xiaomei tell me about Balala?"