In order to prove my innocence, I brought two chicken legs to Qin Zhen when I came back from the barbecue stall, so that Qin Zhen knew that I really had a barbecue with my cousin. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

While waiting for the chicken thighs, my cousin was not very happy and said to me, "What are you doing to roast him?" You have that problem yourself, what can you do if Qin Zhen eats chicken legs? ”

I rolled my eyes, I couldn't make it, and it was excellent to eat my mother's head.

Seeing that the chicken legs were browned, the boss was spilling cumin pepper noodles, and my cousin's mobile phone rang, followed by a few words, with a strange expression, "The director wants to see you, saying that there is a good thing." ”

The director is also coming? I don't like it in my heart, I am vaguely uneasy, and I guess that it is not a good thing.

People were walking back, but the car of the crew director came out of the hotel and met me unexpectedly. The co-pilot's window opened, and the director smiled at me, "Ah Fa got in the car." ”

My cousin hurriedly went to the back door of the car and smiled, but the door opened, and there were already two people sitting in the back row, the production director and the assistant director, if you add us, the back row is afraid that it will be crowded.

My cousin is not stupid, he still keeps smiling, and holds my back, "Ah Fa get in the car, hehe." ”

This embarrassment was helpless, I was uneasy to speculate, but I was pushed up by my cousin and sat next to the director of production.

The previous director explained to his cousin: "Tomorrow the horse war drama will prepare fifty group performances, and the ones I named today can't be asked for anymore." ”

The cousin nodded, "I know the guide, it's all right." ”

The car started, and my cousin was still waving and laughing. I didn't feel it, his smile was too fake, too hypocritical, and he looked faintly sad.

If I had been replaced, let alone the car door, no one would have asked me to get in the car, and I would not even have paid attention to it.

In my memory, although my cousin is ugly, he is also an iron-clad man, when he was fighting with the bully friends in the village, he couldn't beat the other party, so he scooped a spoonful of feces from the dung pit, chased the other party and fled all over the village, and finally forced the other party to kneel down and call grandpa, at that time, he was an example for me to learn.

How can people become sleek and shameless after a few years of mixing in society?

When people were in the car, the production director sniffled and asked, "What does it smell like?" ”

I said, "Grilled chicken thighs." "It's embarrassing to say that, according to my temperament, I should say next, eat? Or don't even ask, just give it to the other party, come and taste, freshly roasted cumin spicy chicken legs.

But the question is, there are only two chicken legs, but there are three people in the car, how to divide them?

I remember the fable of two peaches killing three soldiers very accurately. Of course, two people can also eat one, but the chicken leg thing also needs two men to eat it, which is not bold, if a man and a woman are mouth-to-mouth, it is almost the same.

After thinking about it, he simply tied the plastic bag of chicken thighs to prevent the smell from spreading, and replied apologetically: "I bought it for Qin Zhen, she didn't eat supper." ”

Several men in the car laughed, and the production director put his arm around my shoulder, "That's right, Xiao Zhang, the best woman in the crew let you soak it." ”

I sneered, "Luck, luck!" ”

The director in front of him spat out the window and said: "Luck is also part of strength, you see, there are so many people in the crew, who has your luck." ”

I laughed, didn't answer, and asked, "Where are we going?" ”

The director said: "Go to dinner, Mr. Wang has a treat." ”

Mr. Wang has a treat? I'm getting more and more uneasy, I and Mr. Wang, there are ten cousins in between, the directors and producers are going to have dinner with Mr. Wang, I'm a little martial artist, what are I going to do?

I said, "Then you talk about things, and I won't go." ”

The director said: "Go, Mr. Wang specially named you to take you." ”

I looked over there, and the assistant director was also squinting and smiling. He took out a cigarette, red panda, and handed it to me.

I shook my head and didn't smoke.

The assistant director wondered, "There are still men who don't smoke?" ”

I was embarrassed to reply, "Habit, I heard that smoking causes impotence." ”

Immediately, the director and producer were dumbfounded, with cigarettes in their fingers, and each glared at me, full of resentment.

"Xiao Zhang, if you chat like this, you won't be able to make friends."

Is it embarrassing? Don't be embarrassed, I don't say that, I can't show my uprightness and honesty. Hehe scratched his head, "I heard people talk nonsense, so I'll smoke it too." As he spoke, he took out the cigarette, and the assistant director immediately took out the lighter and lit it for me.

I don't smoke because Uncle Fifth won't let me smoke.

The fifth uncle said that a man's physique should be good, and qi is the key, and this qi refers to the lungs. In traditional Chinese medicine, it is often said that qi and blood are both lost, and here qi and blood are placed in the same position, and blood deficit is malnutrition. Qi loss is not far from death. Especially for martial arts experts, luck in fighting is particularly important.

It's like a sprint for a short race, it has to be all in one breath and burst high. Long-distance running, on the other hand, pays attention to even breathing, in order to last.

I'm not a martial arts expert, but I like to dance with knives and sticks, so I naturally refuse cigarettes. Now I smoke cigarettes again, not that I have been assimilated by them. It's to express my protest: mother's legs, the car is so small, and there are three big smoking guns, let Lao Tzu smoke second-hand smoke, come on, I will also release second-hand smoke, hurt each other.

They say that when someone lights a cigarette, they should hold the flame with their right hand and tap their fingers on the other person's hand to express their gratitude, which is polite. Unless you're a very good character, you'll make the other party dissatisfied.

I don't know how to smoke, so I don't bother to talk about this politeness, and the big lama asked the deputy to point out, and he took a sharp puff, and his mouth didn't stop for three seconds, and it all squirted.

The carriage was foggy and choking, and the director laughed, "Xiao Zhang really doesn't smoke." ”

I pressed the button, let the window go down, the wind blew in, and said again: "I haven't been on a big scene, this is suddenly going to see Mr. Wang, okay?" ”

The director said: "It's okay, just a few more big scenes, and you'll get used to it." ”

There was nothing in the car for a while, and everyone was swallowing clouds and spitting fog, choking on their eyes.

When I was about to arrive in the city, the mobile phone rang, and it was Qin Zhen who sent a message, asking where it was?

I replied: I went to the city with the director, and I didn't know what to do.

The message was seen by the director and said with a smile: "The phone is good." When I finished sending the message, he took the phone, played with it in his hand, and asked, "How much did you buy it?" ”

It's hard to answer, this morning at a moment's wit, he leaked his mouth, saying that it was sent by Sister Lin, the crew has such a few people, and the production director is a know-it-all, so he has no reason not to know.

Now that I am being taken by the director to the city to see Mr. Wang, if I want to say that it has nothing to do with Sister Lin, I don't believe it. This also shows from the side that Master's words are reasonable, Sister Lin is too high-end, and it may not be a good thing for me, a little person, to climb her.

He replied, "A friend sent it." ”

The director continued to ask, "That friend sent it?" ”

I said, "Ordinary friends." ”

The director no longer asked, but skillfully opened the mobile phone to look at the album, this action made me dislike, other people's mobile phones, how can you casually look at the album? But the album is full of bad photos, nothing unsightly.

The director pulled out one of them, and it was a beautiful woman in a denim suit, standing in front of a clothing store, doing scissor hands, pouting and pretending to be cute.

The director asked me, "Who is this woman?" ”

This isn't, this is someone else's mobile phone gave me, how do I know who this woman is? Laughing and replied: "Pictures on the Internet." ”

The director asked again: "Why do you put the pictures on the Internet in your mobile phone?" ”

This question is even more speechless, it belongs to having nothing to say, I replied: "It's okay to masturbate it, and solve your cravings." ”

According to my thoughts, as soon as this answer came out, the topic ended, and a few men laughed, and it was over. As a result, the director turned around, "I'll see, that beauty." ”

After reading it, he said, "Isn't this Liang Mi?" ”

Liang Mi?

I put out a random photo on my phone, but the director called out my name, why do I want to tell a joke to liven up the atmosphere, do you want to be so embarrassed?

The assistant director also took the photo to confirm, and clicked on the picture to see the details, which shows that the photo was taken on April 10 this year.

"That's right, it's Liang Mi."

The director looked at me with a smile, "It's not easy for the friend who gave you this mobile phone, you can meet celebrities casually." ”

Wait, I opened my eyes wide and asked, "Who is Liang Mi?" How many lines? ”

This time it was their turn to be surprised, and even the driver of the car laughed. The director squinted, "Really? Don't you usually watch TV? ”

I was ashamed, "I spent almost five years of high school in prison and didn't get a chance to watch TV at all. ”

Everyone was surprised again, and the assistant director asked: Have you been in prison?

The director asked: You have been in high school for five years?

The director is curious: What did you take in the exam in five years?

I was even more ashamed that I was not reading material at all, and my parents had to force me to read, wasting time and money.

Everyone was shocked and couldn't return to their senses for a long time.

Seeing this, I added, "It's not a waste, in fact, read it to me for another year, and I will be the king and hegemon of our film, and before joining the crew, I told my brother in the chengguan brigade that I would go to the back door to be the chengguan, and be in charge of the demolition and relocation of the old city......"

They don't care about my past deeds, they just give me popular science, Liang Mi, a new generation of actors, a native of Beijing, has been a child star since he was a child, and has taken over many roles, of course, people who don't often watch TV can't recognize it.

The director pointed to the photo and said: "This place, in Sanlitun, this beauty, called Liang Mi, was taken on the spot with this mobile phone, so I am very curious, who gave you this mobile phone." ”

There was something in this, I was embarrassed, and spread my hands, "Sister Lin sent it, she thanked me for saving her last night." ”

Several people laughed, laughed ambiguously, and gave me back their phones.

The director continued to smoke, squinted, and said to the front: "Boss, have you heard, Brother Sen is going to hold Liang Mi." ”

The director snorted, "I've heard about it for a long time, but I don't know it." "And then what started from the TV series, experienced two years, pushed it to the screen, built momentum, and won awards...... It's all in the language, and I'm embarrassed to listen to it.

When the car entered the city, the director said: "Xiao Zhang, your salary has changed, do you know?" ”

I'm in a daze, my salary is up to the crew, how do I know?

The director looked at me and smiled, nodded, "You are now worth three hundred a day, are you satisfied?" ”

Three hundred a day? I won't be able to get the results quickly, nine thousand a month, this is going to be sent. Hurriedly shook the director's hand and shook it again and again, "Thank you, thank you director, thank you director, you are my brother." ”

The director smiled and patted my hand, "It's easy to say, work hard with your brothers, and the future is bright." ”