Chapter 2 Teacher Step has started
Bu Fan used the only two hundred yuan left on his body to invite Xuyizi to eat at a nearby local restaurant. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
Xuyizi's meal was huge, and he was also very bold, not caring about the embarrassment of Bufan's presence, and quickly swept away the food on the table.
"Alas, when I encounter such a master in the porcelain world, I can only admit it." Bu Fan sighed lightly and drank the little boiled water in the bowl.
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In the end, Bu Fan still gave away the virtual clothes, but the old man was very treacherous, and left a bank card account number for Bu Fan before leaving.
Bu Fan's face darkened, and he said What are you doing with this thing, it's impossible to use it.
Xuyizi smiled, stuffed the note with the bank card account number into Jin Fan's hand, and said that Bu Fan would use the "heavenly machine" to transfer money to him every once in a while......
"Cut, I'm going to transfer money to you, I'm just stupid than ......" Looking at the back of Xuyizi leaving, Bu Fan secretly swore in his heart.
It turned out that Bu Fan quickly broke this oath, but he did not become stupid, but became a little extraordinary......
The day after Xuyizi left was Saturday, and it was also the time when the fairy cram school started.
The opening time of the fairy cram school is set at twelve o'clock at noon every Saturday and Sunday, according to Xuyizi, the cram school will be full at that time, and the scene will be full of immortals, and even the highest-level immortals may be present.
The heavenly immortals belong to the highest level of immortals, and below it are earth immortals, gods, human immortals, and ghost immortals......
For example, Sun Wukong, Rulai Buddha, Jade Emperor, and those immortal bigwigs belong to the heavenly immortals, while Zhu Bajie, Tai Bai Xing, and Hum Ha Er will these officials who run errands in the heavenly court belong to the immortals, the so-called third-rate immortals......
"I wiped it, and said that there would be immortals coming in to attend this cram school, I didn't believe that Rulai came back, he was so big, the whole cram school may not be able to accommodate it!" Bu Fan took a sip of the instant noodles in the bowl, then jumped on the bed and opened the Tiandi brand mobile phone.
"Although the old man can fight, he will not be hooked up with the immortals...... Whatever, open the software first, and try it if it's true or not! Bu Fan was not ambiguous, seeing that the time on his mobile phone was pointing to twelve o'clock, he clicked on the "Fairy World Cram School" software on the screen......
Please enter a user nickname.
Seeing the prompt on the screen, Bu Fan was also drunk, thinking that the bull boasting of Xuyizi was quite real.
"Since it's a cram school, then I'll call Teacher Bu." As he spoke, Bu Fan typed out three words and typed them in.
The next step is the password link, Bu Fan also supports fingerprint decryption at a glance, and he directly used his fingerprint as a password to save trouble......
When Bu Fan successfully logged in, a small room suddenly popped up on the screen, and there were five or six people sitting in it.
Seeing that the people inside were still moving, the eyes blinked as if they were real. Bu Fan's first reaction was that this was a software similar to a live broadcast, except that he could see the audience inside, but the audience could not see the face of the "anchor".
A magnified image of Bu Fan was projected above the podium of the fairy cram school, and his face radiated a dazzling light, and the immortals under the podium could not see his face. To put it bluntly, this is equivalent to playing a mosaic on Bufan's face when he was filming......
"I'll rub, there's a fat-headed and big-eared guy over there, it can't be Zhu Bajie, right?" Bu Fan, who was under the light of the mosaic, trembled directly, and then saw a holy woman in white next to the fat head and big ears, that posture and face were even more Miss Hong Kong than Miss Hong Kong on TV......
"Yo he, that false clothes are trying to cheat money, this work is very deep, look at what this extras are looking for, it's really realistic." After a long time, Bu Fan thought that the graceful woman next to Zhu Bajie was probably Fairy Chang'e.
It is said that after Zhu Bajie returned from studying the scriptures in the West, he recognized Chang'e as his godsister with a dead face, and the two appeared together in this fairy cram school.
It's just that the current Bu Fan doesn't believe that the two people in front of him are the legendary Zhu Bajie and Chang'e Fairy.
In addition to Zhu Bajie and Fairy Chang'e, according to the dress of the others, Bu Fan recognized the second general Hum Ha, the God of Food and Tai Bai Xing.
"Yes, these extras are quite professional." Bu Fan was not ready to complain on the spot, his eyes rolled a few times, and a clever plan came to his mind.
Xuyizi told Bu Fan before that this Tiandi brand mobile phone supports the exchange of objects with each other, but the premise is that the tutor must teach the students in the audience individually, and the two negotiate with each other, and they can only exchange objects if you are willing to do so. After all, this is a deal between the gods and mortals, how can it be so casual.
Later, Bu Fan gradually understood that this was an unspoken rule......
"I heard that the gentleman on the stage has traveled in the world for many years and has mastered the advanced technology in the world in recent years, I don't know if it's true or not?" Tai Bai Xing stroked his white beard, and then pointed at Bu Fan and asked.
"The world's advanced technology...... I know a lot, but as for mastering them all, it's still far from that point. Bu Fan replied with a roll of his eyes.
"Well, this gentleman is modest enough." Tai Bai Xing squinted his eyes and stroked his white beard again.
"Since you have some knowledge of the advanced technology in the world, can you introduce the beauty methods in the world? I heard that in recent years, the appearance of women in the world has become higher and higher, and even the 10,000-year-old beautiful girl has come out. When Fairy Chang'e spoke, she deliberately stood up and showed off her graceful figure.
Zhu Bajie widened his eyes and glanced at Fairy Chang'e's body several times, and then suddenly thought of something, so he had to sigh in his heart: Sister Chang'e's charm still exists, but after all, she is my sister, and she can't do anything crooked on her.
Bu Fan looked at Zhu Bajie's extremely tangled expression, and suddenly his eyes lit up: It doesn't matter if you are a real pig or a fake pig, when I leave you alone, I will see through your true identity.
"That'...... In recent years, there have indeed been beautiful girls in the world. But in my opinion, it is still the fairy Chang'e who is superior. Bu Fan pointed at Chang'e and smiled.
Hearing this, Fairy Chang'e puffed up her chest, and a smile appeared on the corner of her mouth.
"Listening to what Mr. said, the world has indeed undergone a lot of changes in recent years, but I don't know what Mr. is going to talk about in this class?" The God of Food stood up and asked Bu Fan.
"Cut, the old man in the virtual clothes even found extras like the God of Food, it's really bloody." Bu Fan had another sneer in his heart, but he looked at the God of Food and nodded politely.
"Ahem, the theme of this class is about the openness of contemporary women." Bu Fan looked at the God of Food, thought for a moment and replied.
"On the openness of contemporary women? This...... What does this Nima mean? The immortals present suddenly looked confused, only Zhu Bajie raised his head violently, and a flash of light flashed in his eyes.
"The so-called openness is actually a kind of concept that breaks the tradition, take the country called RB in the world, where women are really open." Bu Fan drooped his eyelids, he didn't know what was going on, he had just become an adult, and when he mentioned that country, he suddenly felt a little inexplicably excited.
"Dare to ask sir, where is the country you are talking about?" Zhu Bajie glanced at Fairy Chang'e, his mouth opened and pursed, and he hesitated for a long time before standing up and asking Xiang Bufan.
"It's an island country, it's famous." Bu Fan blurted out.
"Hmph, dare to ask what kind of country is the island country?" Zheng Lun, one of the two generals, got up and asked.
"Ha, what does it mean to dare to ask about openness?" Chen Qi, one of the two generals, also stood up.
"An island nation? Opening? Island nation open? Well, isn't the best explanation for this in the world an island country/piece? ”
"What does it mean to dare to ask the island country/piece?"
"Hmph."
"Haha."
"Hey...... Well, this ......"
Bu Fan scratched his head, secretly wondering if he really wanted to use the word hehe to echo the two generals in front of him.