Looking at the group of "actors" in the audience with a blank look, the corners of Bufan's mouth couldn't help twitching, secretly thinking that in this era of endless netizens, although Kuaibo has fallen, Baidu, 360 and other cloud disks are still prevalent, and this group of people is still despicable to swipe student cards!

Even if they really don't know how to search for resources, don't they have enthusiastic old drivers around them......

The more Bu Fan thought about it, the more angry he became, so he simply pointed at the second general and said loudly: "The so-called island country/film is actually a low-cost performance performed by a man and a woman. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"

The two generals looked at each other and shook their heads at each other, indicating that they still didn't quite understand.

"I dare to ask what kind of show that low-budget show is."

"!" Bu Fan blurted out.

"Dare to ask sir, what does a mean?"

Bufan: "......"

Zhu Bajie: "Sir, how do I feel that there is something wrong with your interpretation level." ”

"What?" Bu Fan raised his eyebrows, feeling that his attainments in this area had been questioned, so a slightly euphemistic explanation sounded in this fairy cram school: "My so-called low-cost performance is a man and a woman who take off their clothes and lie on the ground to do warm-up exercises for giving birth. ”

……

The audience was silent for a whole minute, and finally Fairy Chang'e waved her sleeves violently and left here.

"Alas, this step teacher is a little dishonest, and he speaks so indifferently than the occasion." The God of Food and Tai Bai Xing each sighed and left here one after another.

Hum Ha Er looked at each other again and again, then turned around and glanced at Bu Fan secretly, and also stepped out of the door of this fairy cram school one after another.

In the end, only Zhu Bajie looked at Bufan with tears in his eyes in the entire cram school.

"This gentleman understands me." Zhu Bajie looked at Bu Fan on the stage, the two fat heads and big ears turned around twice, and he almost didn't control the impulse in his heart and ran forward to hug Bu Fan and kiss him twice.

"This ...... This Zhu Bajie really didn't leave, it's time to test him. Bu Fan stared at Zhu Bajie in the audience, and his eyes began to roll back and forth again.

"Dare to ask sir, why is the story of the man and woman so exaggerated, and there is such a strange proper noun for an island country/piece?" Zhu Bajie said, and raised his eyebrows at Bu Fan obscenely.

"Nima, the island country/piece is still remote, which man doesn't know this on the earth? Are you pretending to be confused with me? Bu Fan gritted his teeth and looked at Zhu Bajie, and secretly scolded him for being shameless in his heart.

"Why didn't the gentleman speak again? Dare to ask Mr. Do you usually read books on this subject? Zhu Bajie found that there were no other immortal friends around him, and he couldn't help but grow bolder.

"Have you heard Bai Jie's story?"

"Who is Bai Jie?" Zhu Bajie stared at the two pigs with wide eyes and looked at Bu Fan, shaking his head desperately.

"Well, she, if you haven't heard of it, forget it...... Actually, I don't read much about it, we just look at the images......"

"Images? Could it be that Mr. has a magic weapon in this area, which can record the image of what happened, and it is still in that regard? When Zhu Bajie looked at Bufan, he felt that he was getting more and more kind, and he couldn't wait to get to know him earlier.

"There are a lot of images, but I don't know if you like uncensored or have ......"

"All right, can I send this kind of magic weapon for me to observe?" Zhu Bajie immediately had a feeling of seeing through the clouds, and immediately stood up and interrupted Bu Fan to ask.

"There are a few such magic weapons, but it's not convenient to display them now." Bu Fan thought to himself that there were a few islands/pieces stored in his computer, but he couldn't transfer the whole computer over, right? (Although he was now curious if the Heaven and Earth brand phone really had the ability to teleport objects in person, as the Void Clothes had claimed.) ）

"Sir, it's inconvenient to show?" Zhu Bajie is not stupid, he secretly glanced at Bu Fan, and continued: "Sir, don't worry, I, Zhu Bajie, am definitely not the kind of lord who takes advantage, if you provide me with that kind of magic weapon, I will exchange it with you." ”

After speaking, Zhu Bajie stuffed his fat hand into his sleeve, and after a long time, he gritted his teeth and threw the contents at Bufan.

Seeing that the two black dots on the screen were getting bigger and bigger, Bu Fan chuckled in his heart and quickly jumped off the bed.

As a result, the two black dots were wrapped in a dazzling white light, and under Bu Fan's nose, they floated out so blatantly.

Although Bu Fan had prepared before, but now that the two black dots were really ejecting from the screen, he still couldn't accept it. After all, with the current level of technology, it is far from being able to transmit items through the screen.

You know, the screen is not airtight.

Calm down and think about it carefully, this is not scientific at all, right?

"Could it be that this is a paranormal event?" Bu Fan muttered to himself and jumped on the bed again, he raised his phone and pointed the camera at the top of the screen at himself again.

"Hey, I said sir, what's the matter with you just now, you took my old pig's things, shouldn't you want to repay the debt?" Seeing Bu Fan's image reappear on the podium, Zhu Bajie immediately pointed at him and asked in a weird manner.

"Lai...... Default? Of course, it won't be a default! My step teacher is not the kind of shameless person who is greedy for small gains. Since I have received your things, I will definitely give you one of those magic weapons. It's just that I'm a little out of stock right now, and if you come to tomorrow's cram school, I'll definitely give you that magic weapon! When Bu Fan said this, his heartbeat accelerated a little, and he secretly wondered if what the old man in empty clothes said should be true.

"Okay, I'll wait for you for a day, and I'll come over tomorrow to cheer you on, I hope you don't disappoint my old pig." Zhu Bajie arched his hand at Bu Fan, and then stepped out of the way.

Walking to the door of the cram school, Zhu Bajie suddenly turned his head and glanced at Bu Fan again, and snorted coldly: "Hmph, I took my old pig for two whole ...... If you don't give me the two big things, I'll ask the senior brother to smash your yard. You must know that those two pennies were saved by me following my master Xitian to learn scriptures and saving money along the way. Count the time, they've been with me for more than a thousand years......"

After Zhu Bajie left, Bu Fan closed the fairy cram school software, and then picked up the two things thrown by Zhu Bajie from the ground.

"If Xuyizi hadn't lied, what I saw today was really a heavenly immortal. And the immortals, they must be very generous, and their value must be ...... What the? This Nima is actually only two copper coins. What kind of fairy is he, he is so picky! ”

In Bu Fan's consciousness, the gods in the sky made a move on mortals, so they had to give ten thousand two silvers, a thousand two golds or something, and this Zhu Bajie, no matter what, can be regarded as the second senior brother in the four-person group of the West Heaven Sutra, but he only gave two copper coins, and he was embarrassed!

While complaining, Bu Fan was also constantly observing the two copper coins in his hand.

Looking at the four big characters of Kaiyuan Tongbao engraved on the copper coin, Bu Fan was silent for a moment, and suddenly clapped his palms and stood up: "This Kaiyuan Tongbao is the currency of the Tang Dynasty, and the story of "Journey to the West" also happened in the Tang Dynasty. If this is the case, wouldn't it really be possible to communicate with the heavenly immortals by using this fairy cram school? ”