Chapter 31: The Crisis of Dropping Out
As the saying goes, the big chest has no brain, but unfortunately this sentence cannot be fulfilled on You Meimei, just when Yao Xingyu was about to implement the thirty-sixth plan, he smeared oil on the soles of his feet, and his big eyes flashed with golden light, and he easily made people unable to move. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info this chick has something weird!
"Let go of me, I just don't want to learn, my mother said that practicing kung fu will make thin legs into elephant legs." Xiao Yu was forced to maintain a strange posture, and was so anxious that she started talking nonsense.
But the "stunner" didn't allow her to quibble at all, and directly stretched out her claws, and carefully touched the "statue" from the beginning, chanting words while touching:
"Huh? How can the spine protrude two knots from the neck? ”
Because in modern times, she is a glorious bowing party, doing homework, looking at mobile phones, looking at computers, envy, you want to be convex or not!
"Oh, the back is actually crooked, no wonder the left and right shoulders are of different heights!"
That's because you need to carry a shoulder bag when you go out, since you don't even know Plata, then you don't know about famous devices such as "killer bag", sometimes ignorance is also a kind of happiness~
"Tsk, the spine is not right, and the bones of the body are not right; The muscles are also well and unevenly grown, and the fat is everywhere; The ligaments are as tight as the old dough overnight, how did you say you used to survive? ”
I want to quarrel! You're fat, your whole family is fat, but she's a thin figure, she's thin!
You Meimei's last summary was so angry that she blushed, gritted her teeth but didn't dare to refute, because she didn't want her "ugly things" to be known to everyone, so she had to endure!
It's a pity that You Meimei didn't feel the anger of a certain woman at all, and still rubbed left and right on her body by herself, and didn't even let go of her buttocks. Poor Xiaoyu endured the hot gaze of the other girls alone, and her face was so red that she was about to drip blood. Finally, when she couldn't bear it anymore and was about to shout indecency, "Stunner" suddenly withdrew her claws, and she secretly rejoiced. however
"Won't it??? Your situation is really bad, I'll go find the Dream Master to show you, you wait! As she spoke, she pulled out the silver ornament in the shape of a rabbit on her waist, and ran to the side of the martial arts training ground with a "da-da-da", talking to herself about the ornament.
“……”
Hey~~Don't run~ At least let go of her first~Hey~
After a while, You Meimei came back shaking the "murder weapon", and she smiled sweetly at Xiao Yu: "Don't worry, Master Dream will come soon." Instead, his eyes widened, "Oh, I forgot to lift the ban on you!" Hey, look at my memory. ”
Meng Tingzhi came quickly, and Xiao Yu saw a pale white figure "S" shaped twisted from a distance, exaggerated, close to the limit of the arc, which is the waist, it is clearly a snake! Not only that, the waves on her chest were even more spectacular than the "stunner", causing her to deeply express her worries about the belly pocket underneath, and she was about to burst!
Xiaoyu watched it with relish, seeing her squirming slowly, suddenly, her body shook, and she appeared in front of her unexpectedly, she was so frightened that she let out an "ah", and took three steps back.
When they were waiting for someone, You Meimei was busy practicing the rest of the normal disciples, and she didn't waste a little time, and when she saw that the other party had arrived, she greeted her with a lot of money and asked, "Master Meng, what do you think?" ”
Xiaoyu is very sad, because she doesn't want to be touched again, but she can't escape, so she has a horizontal heart and puts on a messy appearance of being slaughtered with you.
"You Shi said that the situation is indeed rare, after all, if you don't have a little foundation, you can't provoke the reaction of the Spirit Bead. If her muscles and bones are not only damaged, but even the meridians are not smooth, it will be too unbelievable. Meng Tingzhi said these words carefully and slowly, and every time she paused, she would inadvertently drag out the tail note, which made people crispy and itchy, which was very sultry. But what she is holding is a noble and cold face, I really don't know if she did it on purpose or on purpose!
"Isn't it! That's why I'm asking you to come and have a look. ”
Xiao Yu's heart suddenly rose to his throat.
Dream Bachelor gracefully twisted a step forward, and a certain woman instinctively took a step back, and when she wanted to take a second step back, a slightly angry voice suddenly sounded: "Don't move!" ”
And then "hmm
Fortunately, Meng Tingzhi didn't go any further after tying her up, only a pair of noble and slender eyes glowed with green and faint light, unlike Mengfan's light grass green, the green of the woman's pupils was closer to ink. She carefully watched Xiaoyu up and down, back and forth, left and right, inside and out, like a 360-degree high-intelligence humanoid CT machine with no dead ends. After scanning, she "swished" back the green vine, and solemnly shook her head at You Meimei: "It's not that her meridians are blocked, but that many meridians are broken and broken, I'm afraid I can't do anything about it......"
"How so? Why are the meridians broken? If a cultivator breaks the meridians and has no hope of cultivating in this life, he doesn't have to wait a year, and now he will be driven down the mountain! You Meimei sighed heavily, causing the "chest" to throb.
To be driven down the mountain? Xiaoyu's heart was shocked, so how can it be done! She spent a lot of money and a lot of effort, and finally bumped into the great luck to be admitted to the Spirit Academy, and now she says that her meridians are broken, how is it possible? She couldn't even figure out what the meridians were, so why did they break? No, she has to stay here anyway, if she goes down the mountain, the "Hades" will be eyeing her, and she doesn't want to lose her life!
Xiao Yu just wanted to open his mouth to beg for mercy, but Master Meng took the first step and said: "If Senior Brother is willing to make a move, there may be five layers of certainty." ”
"Senior brother? Isn't that senior brother? "Stunner" blushed again, "But Senior Brother Bai doesn't like to take care of things~"
"Why don't you ask?"
Want! Absolutely! A certain woman seized the opportunity to interject: "Please, two immortals, I really can't be driven down the mountain!" ......" first slapped a lot of sycophants, and then acted in a bitter scene, describing his past as an unprecedented human tragedy, and the second daughter was finally convinced.
Dream Bachelor pulled out an ornament in the same rabbit shape from his waist, and this time, Xiao Yu clearly saw that the eyes of the little rabbit were embedded with a super beautiful pigeon's blood ruby. The enchanting orchid finger quickly clicked on the top a few times, and after a while, the silver rabbit lit up, and the man's cold voice came out melodiously.
"Master Lin, what's the matter?"
Yo~ Spirit Academy also plays high-tech! Wait, why is this sound so familiar? Where do you think you've heard it? Xiao Yu touched her chin suspiciously.
"Senior Brother Bai, excuse me, there is a huge problem with the meridians of one of the freshmen this time, it is very tricky, I wonder if you would like to take some time to help take a look?"
Lin Tingzhi was still dragging the intriguing tail note, but Xiao Yu sensitively heard the subtle trills in the tail note, and inadvertently caught a glimpse of You Meimei who was full of peach blossoms on the front, and sighed: Senior brother is Oba, no matter which time and space, Oba's charm should not be underestimated, but what cannot be underestimated is the fanatical fans behind him!