The above are all the thunder points of Derpy Gourd, Derpy Melon is now a CN control, you must see both men and women C, no abuse for the sake of abuse, warm, not aggrieved (Derpy Melon doesn't know this is a female frequency cool text), spoiling (sweet pet), easy and funny, drama, comedy. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info as long as the male protagonist is not C, Derpy Melon will demote him to a male partner (not C Male You Say an Egg, Everywhere is like a character, and only talk about others on the basis of Place), but Derpy Melon hasn't found a few copies of this kind of novel, except for the possibility of seeing it in Xiaobaiwen. Derpy knows she's extreme, but she's been abused to the point of being mentally ill!

Moreover, Derpy Gua found that she liked that the male protagonist was blackened, sick, idiot, loyal dog, etc., but such articles were also pitiful. Now it is generally popular to be a scumbag who can always be whitewashed in the end, the prince or president of the stallion, otherwise it is the text that the male protagonist generally likes to revolve around the female protagonist in the main drama.

Derpy sighed sadly, she couldn't find a novel to read if she continued like this. Derpy Gua couldn't help but think of a few novels she read some time ago, which were purely disgusting and disgusting.

The female protagonist was framed by the female partner.,The male protagonist misunderstood the female protagonist and leaked the military information.,Find a large group of people to turn X female protagonist.,It turned out that I later found out that I misunderstood the female owner.,The female owner forgave him.,And the ending HE (so it can also be forgiven?) Derpy feels like he's been fed a shell); The male protagonist especially hates the female protagonist, and after marriage, he gives all kinds of chronic poison to the female protagonist. Once designed to make the male partner strong X female protagonist, he has been watching from the side, and then forced the female protagonist to give birth to the male partner (the male partner also hates the female protagonist) child, and imprisoned the child in prison. In the end, the male protagonist also fell in love with the female protagonist, so it was up to the female protagonist to respond to the child born to the male partner. But because the heroine ate the poison, the whole person became fat, and she couldn't give birth anymore, and even if she did, she could only give birth to deformed children (Derpy felt that he was fed a fly, so didn't the male protagonist suffer by himself); The female protagonist was caught by the male partner, all kinds of ooxx, and finally got together with the male protagonist, but she was pregnant with the male partner's child. The heroine of the White Lotus decided to give birth to a child with a male partner and 。。。。。 with the male protagonist; On the wedding night of a certain male protagonist, he let a person under the royal mansion turn X female protagonist, but the female protagonist crossed over, and a certain male protagonist actually fell in love with the female protagonist. In order to make a living, a certain male protagonist sold the female protagonist to a wealthy businessman, and the rich businessman got tired of playing and then sold the female protagonist to Qinglou. The heroine has changed from a big lady to a big green building woman. Meet the male protagonist again, the female protagonist and the male protagonist will die together。。。。。

Derpy melon is particularly depressed, if these authors are simply R authors, they simply write R, and there is no romance; If it's just a romance essay, it's better to write it normally, and don't mix it with some heart-stopping passages. You have to write H again, and you have to write romance, and you have to destroy the heroine in various ways. The heroine is not a bed, everyone sleeps!

Derpy stroking her heart, she swore that she would never read all kinds of nonsensical and incorrect texts again, she urgently needed to find something to heal.

Derpy opens a group that she joins. The name of this group is [Old Bookworms Who Love to Read], and they are full of bookworms.

Active group,LV5,There are many girls.。

Group tags: bookworm, novel, ancient saying, current saying, crossing

Everyone's remarks must have the word bookworm, so the group members came down in a big circle, the old bookworm from the deep mountains, the foodie bookworm, the bookworm next door, the bookworm who bought vegetables, the bookworm to lose weight, the bookworm No. 1, the bookworm No. 2, the bookworm is also crazy, and the bookworm is ...... The name of the little fool is [a little bookworm].

There are a lot of books in the group file, but Derpy Melon doesn't dare to order it anymore, and only dares to pick Xiaobaiwen and funny texts.

As for the titles of books that seem to be well written and have very literary names, most of them are tragic, otherwise they are dramas that are not sad or happy.

Some of them have novel titles, hilarious synopsis, and light-hearted beginnings, but it's actually a tragedy. It's just a tragedy under the guise of being funny. Derpy Melon has been deceived a few times, and then he is very vigilant.

And some names are okay, the introduction is very funny, but the whole article is down, and the introduction is not the beginning, not the process, but the ending! Derpy has been deceived countless times by such novels!

Thinking of this, Derpy's heart shrank suddenly, and he quickly quit QQ. She can't find a book to read now, why is she still going to the group now? Although the group is full of old bookworms, the books recommended by these old bookworms are generally more popular now, either positive or abused.

One thought of heaven and one thought of hell. What Derpy doesn't know is that as long as she reads the group news just now, she can brush up on everyone discussing "Wan'er Smile is Alluring", so that she can jump into the pit of Nuan Wen and be healed. However, she chose a path to hell, so is there a shortage of patients in the psychiatric hospital?

The answer is, they don't lack it.

So, Derpy Gua logged on to his Weibo. She is a relatively famous pet blogger and can be regarded as a big V. Her Weibo is all about herself and her pets. That's right, she had a Persian cat, a golden-threaded bear hamster. A cat and a mouse, hamsters are kept in cages, and Persian cats have a free-range policy. The cat often stared at the baby hamster with emerald eyes.

Picking out some comments and replying, Derpy Gua took a look at the Weibo news. After watching the news, Derpy was bored and nodded to something else. At this point, a Weibo called [Black Lotus's Dark Cuisine] caught her attention.

This name is really in line with the taste of Derpy Melon!

Derpy melon clicks in.

Black Lotus's dark cuisine.

Avatar, a black lotus flower.

Gender, female.

Signature: ......, with you Nirvana.

Yo, what a man of shame. Nirvana is an extremely painful thing; Once Nirvana is successful, you will definitely be reborn from the fire and spread your wings and fly high, which is the same as the heavenly tribulation in the immortal cultivation text, you need the sky to thunder and split, and you will only be qualified after the ninety-nine eighty-one thunder hurdles.

Look again, yo, newcomer. There is no short Weibo, no followers, and the number of Weibo fans is pitiful.

Hey, a short essay on youth, the name is "That Summer with Wind Chimes Swaying". Derpy melon wanted to click the fork casually, but she glanced at it casually and caught a glimpse of the first few words, orphans, car accidents, words that can attract attention!

Derpy melon stared at the computer screen with his eyes wide open, his hands were like cat's paws, and he slammed the desktop vigorously, look, or not! To see, or not to look!

A: No, Derpy, the name doesn't sound like a comedy, it's like a tragedy! And most of the current youth texts are tragedies! You've already had internal injuries, do you have to be abused to the point of having a heart attack before you are willing?

B: Just take a look, it's nothing. Derpy, your heart has been full of vicissitudes, and the general abuse can't abuse you.